My First Tag

[Lookbitchitsstephani]

you wear tight pants. jenks. yes you do.

[Theultimatebride]

They're not THAT tight??

Are they????

[sillysillytom]

Brilliant... who likes shit hate anyway! I've got to look at this poetry thing.

[Theultimatebride]

Poetry?

[UnbelievableSandwich]

Do you do contract work?

[Theultimatebride]

Only for money.

[schatze78]

I somehow missed this. At first, I thought that was your garden, and then I saw the cross in the back and realized it couldn't be a garden since there's no bench.

I do wonder, though, how many bloody shirts do you have?

[Theultimatebride]

That reminds me. I DO have to buy some more shirts. Trouble is, they all have to be the same. And it might be my garden.

[marsmermaid]

your sweet man

[Theultimatebride]

And you're precious.

[K80Blog]

Carson would totally HATE this!

[Theultimatebride]

I wish!

[K80Blog]

CROTCH!!!!

[Theultimatebride]

I feel cheap.

[angrygirliemusic]

he he he i enjoyed this tryin to find some inspiration for my first video

[fehquig]

LOL Gotta keep those vampires under control!

[Theultimatebride]

Vampires?

[fehquig]

Well, I must confess that I just finished a vampire novel, and that's what the bloody handprint made me think of...

[Theultimatebride]

Did you read it or write it?

[fehquig]

LMAO I finished reading it! I'm not much of an author...

[Theultimatebride]

Was it any good?

[fehquig]

It was a bit disappointing, actually. It was not Fred Saberhagen's best... It was called "Dominion."

[Theultimatebride]

If I could go back in time and stop you from ever reading this "Dominion" I probably would.

[cindyjo57]

Let me guess: You would do thios by poking my eyes out?

[Theultimatebride]

Well I was gonna take you out to dinner, but okay, let the eye poking commence. :P

[fehquig]

LOL I was on my girlfriend's account by mistake, but dinner's a great idea :)

[Theultimatebride]

Wahoo!

[KateReadsBooks]

She who did not come, wasn't she determined

nonetheless to organize and decorate my heart?

If we had to exist to become the one we love,

what would the heart have to create?

Lovely joy left blank, perhaps you are

the center of all my labors and my loves.

If I've wept for you so much, it's because

I preferred you among so many outlined joys.

-rilke

[Theultimatebride]

Okay, I've had a complaint about the Japan-Godzilla comment. So, I will explain..

It's a FUCKING HUGE LIZARD!!!

[BaubleRob]

What was the complaint?

[badbearwatch]

Aren't thye supposed to be completely lifeless for you to do your "day job" I would consult your supervisor- workman's comp manybe to at least get you a blood free shirt, and repay you for what might be a bent shovel...

[Theultimatebride]

Some people just don't know when they're better off dead.

[badbearwatch]

Apparently the film I would suggest for you is Buffy the Vampire Slayer,the bloody handprint appearing was unnerving... that's a big hand too.

[Theultimatebride]

He was a big man.

[ItalianStallionette]

I wanna see your face!

[Theultimatebride]

Don't have one. Only crotch.

[rukia9000]

this video inspired me!!

you made a tag video

for everyone to watch.

but baublerob and I know,

it was for US you filmed your crotch.

[Theultimatebride]

Inspired you to do what?

.....you're scaring me.

[Theultimatebride]

Oh, the poem!

*phew*

[KateReadsBooks]

ADORABLE!

[Theultimatebride]

*blush*

[BaubleRob]

HEEEYY!!! I was for ME he filmed that crotch! Hands off! Put up your dukes! Meet me outside! Etc!

[Gigolo8]

You did great mate, just next time aim the camera a little higher so we can see your FACE LOL

5*

[Gigolo8]

oh and next time(whispers) "don't do your day job while making the vlog"

[Theultimatebride]

Yeah, isn't it amazing how the headstone I rested the camera on, turned out to be crotch height.

[mindya12]

I have no idea what you are going on about,  but the wind is blowing and I got a great crotch shot of you! Nice blood! That's hot. I love a man that wears gloves, especially rubber ones. Your accent gets me excited too! And I agree Carson Daily has no balls, just stalks where the balls used to be. :)

[Theultimatebride]

I have SO pulled.....

[mindya12]

You have pulled your what? Be careful you need that thing, do not damage it! :)

[Theultimatebride]

Or I could end up like CarsonDaily.....

[mindya12]

NO NO, he's a freak of nature! I like you as you are. Keep everything intact please. As long as you don't look like a duck, we will be fine.

[Theultimatebride]

Okay Mindy, for you and only you, I promise not to look like a duck. :)

[mindya12]

Crotch is fine! Keep shooting the crotch, next time in a speedo!

[Theultimatebride]

*Gulp!*

[mindya12]

I dare ya!

[Theultimatebride]

*Double Gulp!!*

[omnidoug]

Theultimatebride knows

That death is sublime

Wherever his face goes

It comments in rhyme.

[Theultimatebride]

I have no face. Only crotch.

[BaubleRob]

Oh this is beautiful. This isn't the graveyard in Holy Trinity is it?!

[Theultimatebride]

That would make me some sort of fucking evil bastard.

[Theultimatebride]

And I NEVER fuck evil.

[BaubleRob]

Just woke my girlfriend up to watch this. She is obsessed with the idea that you're David Tennant. If she's right, please don't kill her too.

[Theultimatebride]

Where do you live again?

[BaubleRob]

Er.... Columbus, Ohio.

[Theultimatebride]

Checking.....

[HannahRowland]

If you're not david tennant, then I hope you are actually patrick stewart, or Judy Dench... that's it, I'm right aren't I?

We do in fact live in eerie indiana

[Theultimatebride]

Some of the women I meet do call me The Doctor. Well, that's what I tell them to call me. When I was younger, I had a plan to run away to eerie indiana. I would have been happy there.....

[CallMeNiner]

This is probably the best video ever on YouTube?

Are you a fucking a grave digger or what?

Thanks for the shout out. :D I'm not a poet.

[Theultimatebride]

We are all poets Niner. And you are a giant poet among little poets. :)

[stephenashley93]

FIRST!!! I hate myself for that...but only a little.

[Theultimatebride]

You is scum.

You're dead to me now......

But I still love you.