What Would Penis Do? - Tales Of Mere Existence

[KicksAndSnares92]

watching this with your Girlfriend right next to you?

Bad Idea!

[EllieF1]

..the word penis starting to sound strange to anyone now?

[FloydIV]

I too, think I have the sexiest penis ever.

[maxzum69]

So that is penis side of the story... how about vulvas side of the story????

[TheSicknessIsTheCure]

@maxzum69 There's a 15 minute time limit....

[astrocrapper]

That penis in the side bar is freaking me out.

[Liton777]

once again, you are a genious.

[TheLambdaTeam]

You forgot the all-mighty fourth player....MONEY. Since the girls are only after money, and probably a fast sports car, money makes sure that the girl actually talks to you :D

[akissy]

@TheLambdaTeam I earn my own money, and I hate cars I walk everywhere. Argument, therefore, is rendered invalid.

[bigflix22]

Girls do exactly the same thing. just replace penis with heart.

[theheckwithit]

the way i've seen other guys work, they let brain find the girl and let heart take over, to find out their girl let heart find the guy and brain take over, with the genital taking long coffee brakes

[caro99ful]

lol wow now the word "penis" sounds wierd..cus u say it like a million times in this vid XD

[pepperminttea42]

I'm pretty sure my vagina thinks it's a penis. It has a very similar thought process.

[epicsorrow29]

lol

[sonnylegreat]

197 penises didn't like this video...

[SuperLifestream]

2:31 ego-testical

[Gwat]

but its ok... this is where i was stuck

[Gwat]

apparently u lose.... ure wrong.

[itsmesomeguy]

all women should be forced to watch this....weekly

[OpenSourceFrog]

Wtf.. I strangely adore the way you say penis O.o

[theliveing]

Penis is my tool, not my guide.

But if this fucker dosent learn to control itself im probaly gunna make a pill to eliminate all my sexual thoughts and desires.

Its not drastic in any way, ive thought of other ways. but none of them are safe.

[loveofflies]

penis is egotistical? don't you mean ego-testicle? nuff said.

[laysitroll]

grateful



[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

Subscribed. This guy thinks like all us other people who don't share common thought.

[TheWhiteOp]

lol my penis would penis would go on a massacre fucking everything in sight for a week then it would commit suicide because it's life was completed.

[gaelwynmackwyn]

Plato'd.

[RENEIND]

PENIS

[lionleobow]

This is so true

[snager80]

woah, that's scary.

but i kinda like how all i have to do to break a guy's heart is tell him he's got a gross penis. which is ironic, because penises are generally really fricken nasty in both looks and function. you have to be pretty damn into penis to appreciate them at all.

[katsphws]

i don't wanna be a penis...

[marcelia3]

haha....oeps,sorry....never make fun of the most importent issue in the average man's life!!

[Trollz0Be0Trollin]

Haha, it  says"Guillable" at 4:45

[tha6thclaw]

@Trollz0Be0Trollin you bastard  ;-p

[CYNiCAL2009]

What's a Penis?

[rayjinflo]

I like the word penisly

[rafelia034]

Ok now that's probably one of the most honest things i've ever heard

[Arghira]

WWPD ?

[55watawata]

I'm supposed to be working right now... BUT I CAN'T STOP WATCHING DX!

[laithinator3000]

This is like that diary of a wimpy kid my little bro reads, except this for a more mature audience!

[talkindurinthemovie]

Dr. Mccoy- Heart

Spock-Brian

Kirk-Penis

Sci-fi reasoning

[makemeacumsandwich]

he says "penis" really awkwardly

[bubbletopseb999]

PENISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jtuco161]

xD

[Disthron]

Man, Penis is a dick!

[ihatebirthdays]

i hate cheaters. Like i really, really hate cheaters. How hard is it to be monogamous?

[AJAntonsson]

@ihatebirthdays

should be easy one would think.. but then another option or two came along, maybe just at one of those goddamit moments when you're vulnerable.. and all of a sudden the best men and women may become "cheaters"...

however, it's about how each party handles the situation and deals with it, that actually shows or makes the difference...

[loneliest1]

im a giel and my vgay must be a lesbian

[Psykeromania]

The bar is just like a penis after sex , long and red in the head :))

[Trickirickey13]

Penis tells me to cheat on my gf all the time.

[TheLifeOfANewYorker]

I always knew the little man in my head had a youtube channel where he expresses my thoughts !

[mcdudly00]

2:46 is that a female penis?!@@!@!

[zeldagoblin]

@mcdudly00 I think he has a towel on. They're in the locker room after all.

[MKECBS1]

Penis is the only reason i want my ex back. I fucking hate my penis!!!

[nytir]

2:46 wait... penis with a skirt ?

[moechoeke1912]

Now I gett it... thanks to understand a man :)

[EnheduannaDFTBA]

I can't beleive you could say penis that many times without any change in your voice...

[WolfenGod82]

the trick is just to follow your peins and dont ask questions or think about its advice logicaly, just get on the hot girl, :D

[EndearinglyNerdy]

Dear Lev, is it ok for me to use this in a spoken word performance if i give you credit for it?

[Hoobifta]

Penises. Penis will solve the problem: make more babies, stick into sluts, have fun. All pleasures are the power and the genius penis has, without dick, even science has its disadvantages. Penis looks for pleasure, and science is enhanced with wine, as to a book with the health of masturbation. A penis is power, and happiness, and will tell you you're gay, I'm gay, we're all gay! Penis never worries.

[veerleke]

Ahahaha @ "..whether you hav ea penis or not". So true

[teel115]

My ears are full of penis.

[Tylerisuber]

You are a raging homo and a pussy

[TheSean432]

@Tylerisuber u dont get it do you.

[reubenharvey]

too true O_o

[lonogugeadult]

I planned on coming here for 5 mins then I'd do my homework...that was 4 hours ago fml

[mynameisauk]

@lonogugeadult lol, I do that everyday

[sntcrl]

actually, my good fellow, the brain plays all three of those roles if i'm not mistaken *adjusts glasses*

[vandanyhalen]

penis you fuck, so it was you who ruined my relationships in the past!

[VidalesJorge]

You funnei!



[bakemonoshi]

I like it, but your assuming a bit over the scale. Different penises mean different penis argumentation.

[monkeyholeful]

im a guy and honestly i never think with my dick ._. never have never will

[Dupeo42]

Girls, this is EXACTLY how men work. Now, will one of you please make a video that explains how women work? We will understand if it has to be a lot longer than this one.

[rikimaruakanomad2]

@Dupeo42 that's a paradox...women can never be understood lollllllll

[Dupeo42]

@rikimaruakanomad2 I don't think that that's true. They just never make any effort to help us understand.

[vandanyhalen]

@Dupeo42 dude, don't you know that understanding how women work is impossible?!

[DigiTan000]

Id, ego, and superego?

[Irregulation]

So True....

[amadeumc]

especialmente para sexta-feira

[Dupeo42]

Ah, CS Lewis thoughts from men without chests.

[LaGoonch]

So, "Horny" is flagged but this isn't? THE FUCK!?!

[aGUYnamedCODYCARTER]

could you imagine what his trash looked like that week?

[Chilyneitor1]

dickhead!

[roflcopterprods]

this is all factual information...

[Hellsconsort]

Cartoon bell ends are always funny.

[Tomtetommy89]

Penis, who cares about heart and brain? Penis rock, and this guy was funny xD

[UnicornPoops]

Penisly<3

[leonflash]

Penis extended towards the computer.

[BnYLDo]

Anyone else heard "Penis" 38 times? Nope? Okay

[deboz1]

4:05 di**head looks like stormtrooper

[dark13death]

penis with skirt at 2:40

jajjja xD

[1pandamanypanda]

@dark13death Obviously that is a Scottish penis

[dark13death]

@1pandamanypanda

jajaajja

[windowsforvista]

@dark13death It's a towel

[Klarkao]

i will never look at my penis the same way as before

[lollerskates101LOL]

This made me lmao

[acau77]

WellIdontknowwhatpeniswoulddoi­tonlyreallymattersifyouhaveape­nnisornot.

lol ending.

[Buaam]

You can say at 4:05

*takes off sunglasses*

That he has turned into an real dickhead!

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[voodooros]

Penis wearing a towel???? For what?

[alexpola]

why did u post this?? if my girlfriend see this.. im doomed..

[Halldisa]

4:08 well thanks that image will revive my nightmares tonight

[SamsonDaVAofficial]

'The Sexiest Penis Alive'

LOL, they don't sell that one in my town :P

[asdrawr55]

I don't know how many times I've watched this video, but I'm watching it again after seeing a powerpoint presentation in our school titled "The Mind, The Affections, and The Will." :)

[mattevers123]

fuckin blew my mind, god damn penis >.<

[Ihatepeople666z]

4:05

whatta dickhead. LOLOL

[flaminzblaze]

I swear this is the last one I'll watch tonight...ooo "Horny".

[77Titan77]

Fucking penis always screwing me over XD

[Fred22soto]

Hahaha Penis wouldn't think twice about ruining your life for half an hour of fun :D. That's true

[sniperairsoftcrazy]

OK, whose gonna count how many times he said Penis?

[kattowitz4]

Having a penis is the most problematic thing in life. It's like have a friend who never listens to you.

[bipolarprobe]

@kattowitz4 At least he doesn't bleed every 28 days giving you cramps and making you pissed at everyone around you. I am not a woman and for that I am greatful.

[meowemo44]

@bipolarprobe im a woman and i agree with yea XD

[kaipakta]

@bipolarprobe However with every passing of that season, it gives me a chance to show who I love how much I care about her :)

[benjaminisanass]

@bipolarprobe wtf is greatful

[bipolarprobe]

@benjaminisanass Either greatful or grateful, I'm not entirely sure on the spelling. But if that's not what you were saying then I really shouldn't have to explain that word to you.

[psychopomp88]

@bipolarprobe

You sound like quite a misogynistic douchebag. I guess shouldn't be so surprised that your bullshit was so well-received on a site like Youtube though

[bipolarprobe]

@psychopomp88 And what right do you have to be making such accusations? You are on Youtube as well, so what makes you so much better than me? You thinks simply because you have a broader vocabulary that I'm going to instantly respect you? We both have the right to our opinions, so what flaws did you find in mine? Please, elaborate.

[MrPyrotic]

@psychopomp88 I noticed you used big words yet failed to put an "I" in between "guess" and "shouldn't". Funny hu :D

[thebeatlesarecrap]

@bipolarprobe grateful*

[bipolarprobe]

@thebeatlesarecrap I thought it was that but I second guessed myself.

[thebeatlesarecrap]

@bipolarprobe Sorry, that was kind of arrogant of me.

[bipolarprobe]

@thebeatlesarecrap No it's fine, I did misspell it.

[MultiChallengers]

And now you know the other side.

[Stevetheanimeninja]

...penis is a dick.

[RheanneSaysWTF]

Penis.

[MaddenMadMen]

This is just Freudian theory: the Id, Ego and Superego

[cHiKaDiNg58]

@MaddenMadMen That was what I was thinking. :D

[xy11xy]

Penis needs to shut the hell up.

[aundreareneegonzalez]

hahahaha, hell yeah



[frequencies56]

always follow your penis

[CHECKERpatchhIppO]

so its saying that the heart is an ignorant stupid lovey dovey organ, the brain thinks in a practical use and the penis is just one of those stupid organs that will do anything to get its way?

[RayRooE]

@CHECKERpatchhIppO

Sounds about right.

[evilcartman32]

183 vaginas disliked this.

[Rubesx23vanillaice]

1.29 secs loool

[natedogbfd]

WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?

[ferchzg]

@natedogbfd ask penis

[paulinemarieg]

i like the penis wearing the towel

[goe5]

My heart desides if a girl is right for me, my mind will then confirm she was the one, penis will then go in for the kill....happily ever after, the end 

[yangyin09u]

The heart is often more foolish than the penis. The mind and the penis can have lots of responsible fun & pleasure. It is the heart and penis that might fuck up your life.

[denizoniiix]

The Penis is RIGHT !

[mlgp7223]

this is why im glad im female.

[Ozarkeree]

@mlgp7223 Lucky for you, but good ol' Clitoris is unrelenting for me.

[mlgp7223]

@Ozarkeree lol

[ace125koo]

Don't be a dickhead!

[idontcare4nothing]

penis knows how to have a ball...i mean two

[brenard23455]

PENIS!

[mastertomi8]

"...heart and mind will pipe in to tell u, that u are doing the wrong thing, and penis will philosophically reply : who is to say what is right and what is wrong?" =)) srsly?

now that's one brilliant penis...

[Crowspirit1]

... But what would VAGINA do?

"Just keep walking, just keep walking, just keep walking.... >.> I want some chocolate."

[MuonRay]

how do people get around to fucking? it requires more effort than building a particle accelerator from dogshit and thumbtacks; don't ask me how.

[PrototypeClex]

I know Penis pretty well already. Sometimes nothing short of punching him will shut him up.

I'd like to hear what Vagina has to say. I never hear from her.

[darkfenix54]

thats the life of an average penis X)

[deathnotefan386]

This video is most popular with:

Female 13-17

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[Towelietowel]

Penisly

[LJFUNK47]

WWPD? 

[flacoarevalo]

this is so freudian

[wrennt]

being penisly.. nice

[greatgnomex]

PENNNIS = PIJA !!! REVERENDA PIJA !!

[nationalisedmexican]

WHEN I GO OUT: I LEAVE MY HART AT HOME, CONFUSE MY MIND WITH ALCOHOL, AND LET PENIS CALL THE SHOTS!! WORKS FOR ME....

[mrfudgeyhead]

@nationalisedmexican

And thus the confused mind loses track of the caps button, forgets how to spell heart, and believes he'll look cool on youtube.

Penis has got you by the balls dude, he's ouroboros like a motherfucker and it's leaving you looking silly.

[gaaraa123456]

Penis gets beaten up a lot...

[NeonGlowification]

Lol... ego-TESTICAL! sorry, i couldnt hold it in much longer. Haha

[MysteriousBrownEyes1]

Penisly is my new favorite word.

[SpaceCoward]

OMFG LEV! the final is epic!

[AlexTackaberry]

This is so unbelievably true. 100 percent acurate.

[Pankeke666]

"the only way to be loved is to be penisly"

i'll live my life by those words from now on

[alurbaze]

i love how my mom walks in wen he says what would penis do and shows penis next to a calender :/

[SikizuYukia]

Kinda glad now that I don't have a penis... O.o

[DarkAngelEU]

A penis for a head, that's how I imagine one of my friends xD

According to my friends, brandon is heart, tim is brain, and i am penis.