CRAIG

[NicoTheSecondDoctor]

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE!!! Nobody rules Youtube. Or at least sadly not Craig.

[Jaredsellick]

3:33 it will be 2 years from now in eight days, and sadly Craig is not ruling YouTube. =(

[rcnrcn927]

3:35 It's Ray William Johnson, sorry.

[OkalRelsDaughter]

Craig sent me here. ^_^ lol

[storry1234]

oh when he started with the shining his sniper rifle thing i was doing the same thing on the roof of the building across the street from his house

[ChilliConCarnage625]

I'm glad I'm 13 in 2 days then.

[Zdrastvooy]

Who is Craig supposed to be then?!

[Swimmyization]

@Zdrastvooy Wheezywaiter

[madinthemoon]

NostraDan-mus

[newbuddz]

The best part is that Craig's following increased tenfold from the time this video came out up to now. I have since unsubscribed to Dan, but I will say that this is his best video ever, and WeezyWaiter truly is the greatest vlogger ever. I'm just glad I saw this, or else I never would have heard of Craig and I would suffer from the void that would be my funnybone.

[DarkRedEye]

This sounds like a bad villian monologue from a comic movie. But nevertheless funny.

[KrazyChik5981]

Why do Americans pronounce Craig "Creg" instead of "Cray-g"? This confuzzles me :\

[epiphoneplayer5]

when he said entropy, I lost my shit!

[MalibuChick105]

You make Craig sound like a villain from Doctor Who. Though, who's to say he's not?

[whateverdotilovefred]

wow. you must really hate this guy.

[YourTwistedDreams]

@whateverdotilovefred naw, wheezy is pretty great. the entire video was him making a reason to have us subscribe.

[bigboy8338]

watched in 2011: sorry dan, u got it wrong - justin beiber rules all 12 yr olds now...

[rcnrcn927]

2 solutions:

1) Slam Dunk the lemon without turning it into a basketball

2) Collect the total genie power that was deposited into the air when Shaq gave up his powers, and deposit that into your subconscious, thus making you a genie

[princessmononoke99]

Tweens??! Don't you know anything about Wheezy Waitoh? It would be CLONES!!!

[Reggie1316]

YOU hate HIS beard? Your beard was much worse than his... no offense...

[rikko338]

Months later WheezyWaiter won the Iron Lungs, despite having a comparatively small audience. IT'S ALL COMING TRUE!!! D:

[Stuhrify]

nobody hates Wheezy :oo

[11sleepyhead]

Who the fuck is craig?

[lisamb87]

You are lame. And boring. I wish someone else had taught me how to solve a Rubik's Cube.

[SHAMPO95]

Fuck you i hate you for hating Craig!

[ccalamuss]

i dont get it

[tiendadelagricultor]

you. are. shaquille o' neal. ROFL

[Rachael2011ful]

Ahhh..I miss normal pre 3P0 Dan...

[Eoan12345]

Craig is awsome! way better than you! :P

[RusNad]

He will BECOME evil? He is already evil! He has so much power already; he already is secretly the master of the multiverse. Any criticism will lead to you being thrown into the alligator pit. He will make us do all his chores. And we will all love it. Because we follow Wheezywaiter to the death. All hail Craig!

[gombost]

The funny thing is I subscribed to Wheezy because of this video and now Craig is my favourite youtube content provider. In the meanwhile I have already unsubscribed from Dan's channel because the style of his videos changed in a way I don't like after the start of Dan 3.0.

[Markmywords55]

and he won super note and he doomed every one else and dan has fallen with dan 3.0 rule craig rule the world and move on to more and more worlds

[ysbaysal]

Wheezy waiters the best

[swwimmbabe]

Wheezy Waiter will be the ruler of the universe one day. Oh, it will be a marvalous day when there are no eagles and we all have clones and alligator pits.

[illusions97]

If he leads the youtube flock , lets hope they arent eagles .

[GregTess]

Craig is a blogging Giygas

[lynzzzify]

@GregTess earthbound reference! i like you.

[mitchplaysguitar]

Craig will rule youtube soon.

He's the only funny one left.

[omghubert]

I almost swore that I felt his spit raining onto my face from the screen.

[craig9046]

fuucccck uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu mmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy name IZ CRAIG SO SSSSSHHHHHHHUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT TTTTTTHHHEEEEEEEE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­CCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­KKKKKKK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP­PPPPPPPPPPPP

[6midlan]

@craig9046 chill

[MrJewChild]

about 0:30 seconds in you lost me :/

[siliodon]

Wow. Watching this again in the post-Supernote landscape... this may very well be the most prophetic video ever uploaded to YouTube. Dan foresaw Team Beard's Supernote victory, which now marks the beginning of the coming Craigpocalypse.

Do what Dan says and let the inevitable evil run its course! You have been warned.

[JudsonRadio]

Craig and his followers is now in position to win one of the biggest contests on YouTube. The Supernote contest.

His rise to power is now coming to fruition.

[lonely22angel]

WHO IS GRAIG !!!!

[UnluckyMr]

@lonely22angel where have u been?

[GoDieProductions]

@lonely22angel link in the description...

[UndeadCritic]

@lonely22angel READ THE DESCRIPTION !!!!

[lonely22angel]

@UndeadCritic  okaaaaay

i read it and i subscriped

[Kazesai]

FUCKING YELLOW SWEATER!!!!!!!

[GregTess]

Craig sounds like Gaiygas

[Berntisso]

This is bad. You can't just post a vidoe on the Internet saing you're hating a person.

[rimiwhat]

i think this self-fulfilling prophecy is self-fulfilling itself in the supernote comps. TEAM BEARD FTW

[rcnrcn927]

Craig's ford ad was played right before this

[Denon333dash888]

A quite for reinforcement:

"Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts absolutely."

;)

[TheRobResponds]

Strangely prophetic! :)

[alexthomasdude]

you know what, when I started watching this, I really didn't like what you were saying, but I'm convinced, now, that craig is in fact evil. pure evil.

[ohyaimcoolest]

who can leave a comment on a video like this without sounding crazier than what this guy is talking about? maybe me.... damn, i hope that doesn't make me a bad person, I know I'm not throwing the label of the word "hate" on someones name, so maybe this comment is worth typing out, hopefully people may unsubscribe from you for playing the whole "I want to sound like I'm being nice to you, but first things first, let me say i hate you" act. and then go back to being nice again... sounds fake 2 me.

[fingadude]

thats a bunch of bull SHIRT

[DooDoodleyLou]

Craig has more creativity and originality in his beard, than Shane Dawson has in his entire body.

[srv1959]

I want to help Craig explode.

[andyknowsyou]

You talk too much.

[Sierrabelle]

He only explodes on Wednesday.

[IHasChannel]

@Sierrabelle

Really, I didnt know that was a thing.

[tuhtuhtj]

@Sierrabelle not sure if thats a thing yet...

[anorielrose]

@Sierrabelle That may or may not be a thing yet, though.

[godspellgirl]

@Sierrabelle Its a thing, or maybe it isnt. hes still on the fence

[gobackto82]

@Sierrabelle if he ever makes it a thing

[KhalorBluthand]

Whats so bad about being evil?

[memememekukuku]

Instead of a basketball, I turn my lemons into grape juice, sit back, and let the world wonder how i did it.

[NeverEatTheUniverse]

Hey!!! I'm 12!!!

[YourFaceInFlames]

About the video :

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. Craig is going to eat your soul! *Cough* I love his..Beard..

NOT really about the video : I KNOW THE BACKGROUND SONG!! And I forgot its name. Help.

[nbtful]

Error, try again

[TheZeaf]

3 mins in... i bored. Back to wheezy. BYE

[ericsimaginaryfriend]

OMG HE WAS TALKING ABOUT CRAIG, i didnt know about weezywaiter when i saw this and its awesome cause.......now i......know who........dan was talking about

[kumbaso18]

EXPLOSION!

[zoiazous]

wait a second... did you just say that a bunch of teen is bringing RAPE out in the univers?!?!

[Theblargen]

@zoiazous

Tween... even worse... 

[guliosh]

It's actually so that I subscribed to craig about a week after I unsubscribed you! cause your logic wasn't sensable anymore...

[denbuza]

wen u said SUBSCRIBE TO WHEEZY WAITER i went wheezyy waitaaaaaaa like in his intross xD

[yasonlinton]

This whole time I was trying to figure out what the hell you were babbling about but I think I got it at the end

[drunkenbozo1994]

americans say Craig like Kreg..... tee hee

[Zenithteal]

The twelve year olds will rise above the oppression of the parents under the direction of Craig who is consumed by wig!

[DametjeKelly]

I wonder if a little thing called 'Explosion!' would make you and your video go away? *wink*

[bordermexican99]

I'm not a genie, I'm not.

[NillumNaes]

I would love Craig to be our leader

[BooollyIsHere]

This scared me.

[DragonNinjaPirate]

I think he he would focus all of the world's labor into gathering coffee he can drink 24/7

[2ndOptiquest1287]

I am 12 and I make videos almost everyday! dont make fun of twelve year olds!

[CrackerOfGraham]

i am 13

im with craig

[bethrosegirlxx]

I am 12. I will do your every command.

[SeriouslySmart]

grrrrrr... i love craig!!! how dare you hate him, you *PANTS*hole, jk i love you too dan

[TealEgyptian]

Craig is the best video blogger ever. And don't be tlking *pant* about Craig. I'm 12 right now and he doesn't influence me at all. HIS BEARD IS AWESOME!

[lilleahhere05]

i'm 12 in two years :((

[martimouse1]

@tehpowdershow Oh *shirt* it's free beagel friday!

[aqwertfilms]

you dont have a beard

[bcs2337]

you have copywrited Craig, by Breathing. :)

[UbiquitousColour]

@melissa133012 - He's referring to Craig Benzine, the master behind the YouTube channel Wheezywaiter. He's a pretty awesome dude. You should check out his channel.

[4104jake]

To bad I'm fifteen, because I'll have to fight back. As long as it doesn't happen in MY dimension, I'm fine with it.

[melissa133012]

What craig is he talking about. theirs so many.( craig robinson, craig ferguson ect.)

[AnimalNitrates]

@melissa133012 Cragity-Craig, obviously.

[WorldOfLedzebra]

I do try and pay attention to these videos, but I'm sorry, i just have to let the wise words of dan brown enter my subconcious instead sometimes....I think it's an enriching activity, I wish I had my own miniature dan just constantly talking. :D

[bluberriey]

I find this annoying.

[Doombah91]

That collage on your wall is HARDCORE!!!

[elv3nm]

only 70,000 views?

[lassefan]

One of your best videos :)

[abbycharlotteadams]

I watch the whole video, but i did'nt listen (;

LOVE GRAIG!<3.

[skaterniall11]

your a fuckin homo

[kafre67151]

Um....?

[XCandyman19]

You look high throughout the entire video :D

[jgcutshall517]

....how dare you hate craigs beard

[holyshitaflyingbanna]

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eezy

[reVerse22productions]

my last name is craig.... WTF!

[fidgetingfinch]

I think this is about where Dan's videos started going to shit.

[RapidRatchetRoll]

@fidgetingfinch ur so right

[WendiTheP00h]

I am suddenly overwhelmed with the desire to have sex with that man....

...Dan, I think, was his name? Yes?

Well, I wanna f*** him.

:DDD

[MindOutrage]

i have a 144 IQ score and i did not understand anything that just happened...

seriously

[rabbitwho]

Who is Craig?

[meltyourheadaches326]

@rabbitwho

youtube. com/ wheezywaiter

[Achw3l]

@rabbitwho Wheezywaiter, a really funny and awesome YouTuber :)

[rainerfilm]

I don't see, what is the Craig dilemma?

[screws2loose]

I think you melted my brain. Um... yeah. I can't think anymore. Ever.

[Miiehkimouse]

NAOO communitychannel is the best video blogger

[weilot]

Omg! You really convinced me wheezywaiter will take over the universe, I'm like the crazy kid in "The Wave". :P

[samburg123]

Dear Dan,

Your a GENIOUS.

sincerely

Mr. Funky

p.s. Dan Brown for president

[oOSynapsOo]

Every time I watch this post I get goosebumps. Stand out effort Dan.

[superfox1080]

As much as I disagree with this so-called 'inevitable future', I can't help but think that there is no other video out there that comes as close as this one does to describing how incredibly awesome Craig AKA Wheezywaiter is.

[maltagrl]

an unnecessarily long video just to promote Craig. Thanks Dan.

[mackenziethaynequinn]

Completely necessary. Because Craig is eventually going to take over for God, and then you'll be sorry you said this. ;P

[User9787]

@mackenziethaynequinn haha you got balls kid, your like Craig's Jesus.

[mackenziethaynequinn]

@User9787 I'm the real Jesus. Shh. Seriously, who else would tell him that its raining fish in australia OTHER than Jesus?

[grits011]

It's Craigity-Craig, Craig with a wig.

[DoctorWhoNinteyFive]

@grits011

ding.

[daggerModernWarfare2]

@grits011 (lulz)

[DakireProductions]

@grits011 DING!!

[PizzaboyOnTheMoon]

@grits011 DING!

[grits011]

@PizzaboyOnTheMoon Thanks for the 'DING!'. I feel complete now.

[ohyaimcoolest]

@grits011 what if Craigity-Graig hates when people want more attention than him, he probably wouldn't care in the end because of his lack of life in everything. craig will be a happier person because of this video and craigity-craig probably won't care like always. ; ) oh sorry, can't put a wink because it may be like having a mind that's two sided and that's evil.... ok well, just a simple kitty face! =^.^= oh no wait... cats can see better than humans in darkness, darkness = evil, it's solved

[VideoGirl352]

lol i thought u were talking bout craigs list first

[VideoGirl352]

hi i'm jenn :) not craig

[Wired2X]

LOL my name is Craig.

[SuperNintendoCrew21]

@apolonier~ That's Dan Brown for ya. =)

[hiphopjigga3]

craig is the best

[apolonier11]

this is truely crazy [all of it]

[torkoal531]

I subbed to Craig cuz of you, and he's hilarious!

[StoicSid]

im sid not craig

[MyJokerKiller]

I thought he meant craigslist

[Mortalkombatdakota]

so he is b asictly the leader of the talaban

[bix5858]

Dan is rite. Some where in a diferent reality( demention) Craig will become the evil ruler of the univurse. So will Dan, so will I... That's why anything is possable. There are infanite possabilities, that is percicly why things happen... NOT because they are inebidable, but because it has already happend. You have already failed the test, you have already oases the test you have done everything. It all just comes to a choice on Wichita you want to live out

[ScreamingFalcon1]

i didnt get a nintendo 64 4 christmas =[

[BriBri897]

DANNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm 14 not 12. xD

[renku56]

Craig >> Dan

[geekster777]

@renku56 two camels in a tiny car

[TheRydog100]

two GAY camels ina tiny car.

beat that

[wolfynn]

In Soviet Russia...

two gay camels in your anus.

[ScreamingFalcon1]

NINTENDO 64 LOL!!!

[psylent911]

the N64 was so cool! Zelda, Body Harvest.....and of course Super Man lol!

[mNm347]

NINTENDO 64

[ZeaMoore4]

Dan Brown IS Craig

[torkoal531]

thank you for introducing me to Craig, possibly one of the BEST vloggers I've come by on Youtube, and he seems to be at a peak in his vids. He's got loads of inside jokes, which is always good.

[lewisajax]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this is so funny (:

GRATE VIDEO.

[graveeking]

Aaaand subscribed!

You remind me of someone who is nearly as insane as your theroys lol

(in a whisper) yes i'll pretend i know nothing so his power rises sooner

[guidedashes]

Well my friend Jacqui will be very upset at this news. She also has set her heart on ruling everything every where.

[EpicnessInABox]

I'm just happy that Craig (who is awesome) will be better than Shane Dawson.... and others..

[ccalamuss]

OMG. He's talking about wheezywaiter. So calm down.

[brendanmo11]

Craig is my brother's name, and he is wierd

[ReaperMageMS]

was this like an inside joke? or am I metaphorically Craig?

[KillerCatProductions]

wtf?

[suppastar101]

dan needs a haircut

[Tommy3219]

omg now I SEE IT!

Dan Brown looks like the nintendo 64 kid!

[chilliboy99]

I.. I am ... dumbfounded....

coooool!