Red State Update Moves To Canada

[alikos88]

They should have moved to ALBERTA ....they would fit right in...

you'll get this joke only if your canadian ;)

[athomemom85]

This is one of your best episodes!!

[rickrude1368]

Caps on the bottles, pathetic.

[SarahsE46M3]

Men saying they don't like Hockey is like Men saying they don't like Women. Disturbing.

[ashleyluvspugs]

How's it going, Eh? Look it's Bob and Doug McKenzie!! Oh wait... it's Jackie Broyles and Dunlap the Man... So, If you are telling me that if I move to socialized medicine hospital lovin' Canada, I'm gonna turn into Bob or Doug!??? I'm moving!!! And I'll take the socialized medicine over what we've got...

Ugh, Rove... 'nuf said. So glad you all put his note in the video! THANK YOU!

Moose eatin' biotch!!

[XnightvisionX]

lol

[someone060288]

"Its cold up her, good lord!"...awesome!!!

[travelerj71]

Oh no.. I can't believe this.. You guys went Commy or something? Damned Socialist anyways.

[colinrocksursocks]

theyre trying too hard to be funny and its not working

[rbs651]

MOOSEHEAD! EH!

[chinchek]

Bunch of hick wanna be's.

[pens63]

Gayest video i have ever seen if you hate hockey then go kill yourself and get the hell out of canada they hate you too!!!!!!!!

[JimboTHC]

I used to like Canada untill the queen of England over ruled the parliament when they voted out Steven Harper.

Who ever guessed Canada was secretly ruled by a monarchy?

[anything777656]

@JimboTHC theres so much wrong with that statment parliment never voted out steven harper hes called an election and won but never been voted out and everyone in canada knew we are a constitutional monarchy

[mrmichigan97]

@brenthoser99 Does anyone on here get anything about this video? I mean eiher people dont seem to think its a joke, or dont seem to understand it has nothing to do with Canada. Like with you, this entire skit is based off the joke that Americans always say- "if so and so wins Im moving to Canada" it has nothing to do with Canadian politics.

[brenthoser99]

@mrmichigan97 I was probably drunk, in regards to this skit I should of been elated that they gave homage to the fantastic SCTV skits of Bob and Doug Mackenzie as well the Feature full length movie STRANGE BREW. I watched it again here and it aint my cup of tea but it is not bad.

[doerksen27]

this is fucking stupid you fuckin hosers should just leave peace the fuck, blow each other up and we'll keep kickin the shit out of you on the ice.

[earsnot2]

you sons a bitches

[WiZSOC]

This is weird.  Bob & Doug always drank stubbies.

[gostate009]

HAHA they always mistake me for Red Damn Green!

[jimbo293]

don't matter, we got hockey, beer and weed

[bassmooney]

Cali has, better weed, better beer,movies,music,WEATHER, and etc. f@ck canada,f@ck the rest of the 49 states, mexico you cool,and f@ck the rest of the americas, peace I'm out . 

[lloydmauler]

@bassmooney weed? lies. bc hydro ftmfw!

[steve19683]

I loved this, but...

It reminded me of Canada's sad, sad move away from stubbie beer bottles. That's right. All brands available at the beer store had to be sold in the same stubby-shaped bottle which fit easily onto a lower fridge shelf. I blame America for somehow destroying that Canadian icon - it was Miller Beer, albeit 5% Miller beer that I first remember being available in tall bottles. Other brands followed suit. The end of Canada as we knew it.

[BrN420]

Canada dont want you here lol offensive pricks lol.

[WingDiamond]

Hockey Rulez eh!

[anything777656]

@JoseTwitterFan then we beat you in the finals

[jwrome]

Red-Damn Green!!!! LOL

[Beroean30]

It would be Blue Province Update lol. Most countries do have it reversed where left is red and right is blue. A lot of sources do still colour in Democrats as red and Republcians as blue. But most of the major US networks dont.

[Stj035]

thats not redneck canadian beer drink the lucky now thats redneck

[redcollargedeon]

Jackie/Palin in 2012!

Cheers, we'll miss ya! More Canadian beer for me... Ohhhh yeah!

[kracker740]

Jackie and Dunlap for President 2012!!!

[bigfilmhat]

If they are in Canada and they are conservatives, they should be "Blue State Update". The colors are reversed in Canada.

[PatriotsRepublic]

@bigfilmhat No need for that... the Flag is Red and white.... no blue anywhere in the Canadian flag.... Maybe they need to change it to Maple Leaf Update!

[soleilmh]

@bigfilmhat That'd be coloUrs to you bro ;)

[bigfilmhat]

@soleilmh

"Blue Provence Update" actually. Good point too soleilmh!

[zrocks2001]

lol you guys need to be on tv

[TheCanadianWanderer]

Very funny. :)

[Jargin9112]

Haha nice thats good, funny as hell (CAN)

[thinkmarvel]

Sweet sctv skit For the Canadians who see this don't over react it's just for shits and giggles.

[wis7dom]

thinkmarvel, You know, I have watched this several times and I totally agree with you. These guys are funny!!! LOL :-D

[randomkatz]

u guys r dirty fukn red neck americans

[m2bleo7]

And you are a stupid dumb ass who does not know what a joke is... (who cannot spell)

[randomkatz]

sorry that was my brother i didnt even watch this video, he's kinda a dumbass

[m2bleo7]

Ok lol

[mutantstrain]

well you guys would be a lot better than the latest crop of reps. go for it.

[V87776]

Heck man i cant stay north of the mason-Dixon for more then a week

i got to have 10 month long 115 degree summers + humidity

and my 2 month long winters that never get below 65

[boomaga]

love how some commenters whingeing about what's obviously an affectionate tribute to SCTV,... e.g. "an insult to Bob & Doug," "you two wouldn't last a second in Canada"... you're joking, right ? ... really ? ... the comedy sketch with Dave Thomas and Rick Moranis, this is your sensitive spot ?

[WingDiamond]

Not bad, not bad at'al eh! Butttt .... HOCKEY RULEZ EH!

[wis7dom]

lol, good try guys!

[DaveGreenSP]

Anyone who knows "They blowed up real good" can't be all bad.....

[MrsO13]

Really??? Wow more BS from the US.

[GiantsHky]

This is an Insult to Bob & Doug. These are not even funny.

[aboynoir1]

Are you guys attempting to sound like Canadians? I find this kind of offensive... I do not think you two would last a second in Canada. Except maybe Ontario.

[bender183]

wait....they aren't canadian?

[scottie0625]

lol are you serious? it's a joke.

[Darcksaac]

Anyone who wants to hit Bush with a car is welcomed up here. XD

[serenityfairchild69]

agreed XD

[dblok9]

Anyone who speaks like that is not welcome down here

[Darcksaac]

Well... If it's a white community. LOL XD

[LAC7LAC]

Thank you!

even though i disagree with him on some of his choices. He protected this country!

[blackdogleg]

this is good......

[Chrisrex83]

haha, it makes me laugh at how American's portray Canada/ All in all, we Canadians only end up having the last laugh.

Cheers and thanks for posting

[boyleman17]

this is stupid

bob and doug mackenzie are better

[h5t6ca]

Isn't democracy about electing what the majority wants?

Isn't that amercian as belgian beer?

[JETHROTULLROCKS777]

than I could own americans the same as you could own canadians

[0011101000101000]

Canada, where people go to have sex with trees, little boys, and beavers!

[boomaga]

Love the SCTV references

[IllustratedmanSC]

OBAMA IS A HOSER!!!!!!!!!!!! Love it, love it.

[DreadwindsGhost]

Take off, eh.

[russman113]

i want you both to die and wouldn't be disapointed if if happened infront of me.

[beserkfox]

its a joke. its just characters they portray calm down.

[russman113]

this is fuckin stupid your ruinin doug and bob.

[bender183]

are doug and bob the boring Canadian version of jackie and dunlap?

[JETHROTULLROCKS777]

no there a canadian comedy duo there funny and thats there set

[bender183]

oh - interesting

[bender183]

they better not of takin him to that damn socialized medicine hospital.

[DEEK1979]

you guys are retards and better not be in canada!!!

[sammacmullin]

dito

[alikos88]

obama is a HOSER...hahahaha

nice job picking canadian slang

[Moltarthereviewer]

first of all i bet you voted for bush and if you did i want to thank you for making our economy fall through the floor and before you come back with oh you cant blam bush for all the stuff that happend to our economy no you cant blame bush for all of it but we are spending 3 Billion dollers a month in the middle east that seems like some money that we could be putting twoards our economy and please tell me one good thing that Bush did for this country

[alikos88]

jeeez calm down, uncle sam

I hate to rain on your rambling

but...I AM Canadian -Je suis Canadien

how I could have "Voted" bush is beyond me

I dont have a clue what are you talking about-

I was merely commenting on how these guys put on a good show. Incorporating canadian slang

its just funny the way dulap goes "obama is hoser"

I would have found it equally amusing if he had said "BUSH is a hoser".

I am not into politics- damn waste of time if you ask me. I just love listening to Jackie

[Moltarthereviewer]

sorry......i just hate Bush

[alikos88]

you hate bush-- I hate Mr.Harper (canada's prime minister)...

I bet some German kid in Germany hates Angela Merckel "der chancellor"

the french probalbly really hate Nicolas Sarkozy's guts...

oh I hear Putin was not all that big in Russia- some think he's still running the show behind Medvedeev

reminds me of a quote my political science teacher told us of.

"Dissent is the highest form of Patriotism"

[ArizonaSean]

Spread the mail around. lol

[crazenate]

Smite away!!

[slingersring]

There it is folks, raw uncut talent at it's finest.

[galwaychase]

Lame ... beyond lame the original was priceless ... this is just inbred stoopidity

[x170063]

I agree with Jackie on everything except one thing ... I LOVE Hockey! Especially the Boston Bruins !!!

[5ezpzez]

RabbiChoseNOne = /watch?v=2Bp-K7Qumec&feature=r­elated

[preachingsin]

Socialized mail? Ya, spread the mail around.

Win

[SinCityMadman]

Stop leaving those serious political comments...This is a COMEDY show...period!!!

[meloveicecream24]

LOL

bob and doug mckenzie

wannabeeeeeess

[napalmcoffee]

perfect example of right left paradigm media ! How sad people can't see there is no Dems or Republicans , there is only the system . But the sheep need to believe they have control and say in their government so they can sleep at night .

[Loseirdo]

Sheep can't vote.

And yay for Bob and Doug.

[uyd]

Is there anyway we can send all of the Obama haters to Canada?

[kisanis]

umm

do you know anything about our social standards?

A canadian conservative is an american liberal.

[jobloe3393]

That's a bit extreme kisanis, but if someone campaigned with an american republican mindset up here people would think they are fucking insane.

[JETHROTULLROCKS777]

we don't want your obama haters but all bush haters are welcome

[Piglatinsuperstar]

This is how republicans picture middle america-typical crude, ignorant, uninformed, low class, slobs that dont know the first thing about dressing for the 21st century

anyone know people in reality this dumb, stupid, or clumsy? I mean besides retards? the Mexicans up here in So Cal got more class than these two fucking clowns. (Sorry if I offended any Mexicans)

"we got to get behind Karl Rove so we can get this country back on track". I thought I was hearing things!

[Piglatinsuperstar]

let's all get out of the states because Obama's in charge now and go to canada where it's freezing.

I think that's what they're trying to say.

"there's blacks and Indians up here too" so you better watch your asses!

[Gerryb6]

I believe that this is meant as satire and should not be taken literally.

[bender183]

IT

IS

A

JOKE

RETARD

satire, look up the definition.

[felixjazzage]

It's a parody, Einstein. ...And I could do without the crude generalizations about Southerners, asshole.

[1chichimec1]

Inuits are talkin: "there goes the neighborhood!"

[tayhunt71]

So f'n what, I can't spell INTELLIGENCE, my comments still stand, Oh ya, its true you people are so simple, "you all" got riled up for nothing. Good laugh.

[godsgirl12131990]

haha! he does look like red green! that's my favorite show

[BENJAMINBONE]

ya moslon canadian is the best in the world

[antoniothomasj]

too bad it is not a Canadian beer anymore...its owned by coors

[JETHROTULLROCKS777]

ya and budweiser is owned by a dutch company so its not american

[AntiSCO]

After reading the flame war below I see what Jackie was talking about. Some of you folks really ARE crazy!

[gatheryerosebuds71]

Well, I may get flamed but I must say. I've watched your videos on several occasions. I am a liberal democrat.. love the Clintons and voted for Obama! You guys are hilarious. Thanks for a good laugh.

[consulgallagher]

I really do feel sorry for his spawn lol

[bmeeroberts]

"screw that moose eating bitch" lmao These guys are great.. Jackie 2012

[ameshkin69]

tomanyasses

WOW. I love it.  You're the SECOND person today that doesn't understand the difference between YOUR and YOU'RE, yet you call me idiot.

I LOVE IT. Please keep posting.

[tomanyasses]

wow your so smart my seven year old does butt she got no wisdom nore anything really smart to tell the people typical ass head educated idiot what a dork

[ameshkin69]

what the FUCK are you trying to say to me? You have kids? oh my god, that is the saddest thing I've heard all week.

YOU'RE a fucking IDIOT, BUT, it's OK, I can tell that YOU'RE a retard.

Don't call me a DORK if you don't know the difference between YOUR and YOU'RE. Got that, you stupid pathetic INBRED WHITE TRASH PIECE OF SHIT.

It's amazing how you people can't even speak english.

[tomanyasses]

are you really serious what a complete idiot your think cause you can type words right that a sixth grader could do what a complete idiot your the example of an educated idiot  your so dumb you cant handle the truth that your an idiot

[ameshkin69]

no motherfucker, are YOU serious. Please, read the shit that comes out of yoru mouth.

"idiot your think cause you can type words right "

"Your think cause? "

Are you fucking serious? You're a grown man, that can't speak English?

"dummer than a red neck"

is this for real? Am I being PUNKED? Are you really ashton kutcher?

Am I really being called stupid by someone who just used the word DUMMER....

"your the example of an educated idiot your so dumb"

Do you know what the word YOUR means???

[tomanyasses]

this is pretty dang funny butt needs some more brains

[ameshkin69]

I'm confused. are you trying to correct my spelling, and then spelling a 3 letter word "butt?"

Fucking moron.

[tomanyasses]

idiot

[mariejoonam]

keep calling me idiot. You're the one that can't spell, complete a sentence, or spit out a thought.  SO its just HILARIOUS and if you REALLY think you're smarter than me, then you're just pathetic and I honestly feel sorry for you.

[mariejoonam]

That moron blocked me. I guess I made him feel dumb. so here is another message to MY DUMB little SIMPLETON FRIEND:

keep calling me idiot. You're the one that can't spell, complete a sentence, or spit out a thought. SO its just HILARIOUS and if you REALLY think you're smarter than me, then you're just pathetic and I honestly feel sorry for you.

[tomanyasses]

your even more of an idiot ,i cant spell wow miss typed and your still an idiot keep blabbing your proveing your an idiot

[consulgallagher]

wow, mariejoonam, you are right, this guy is a complete and utter moron lol

[tomanyasses]

wow you can type you must be real smart idiot dumb shit head got nothing wise or smart to say typical idiot on you tube

[consulgallagher]

thanks for providing an example of a "real smart idiot dumb shit head got nothing wise or smart to say typical idiot on you tube" is. *see above comment

[tomanyasses]

shut up you dumb ass head kep talking your only proving your an idiot and dummer than a red neck

[tomanyasses]

ive heard smarter comments from five year olds idiot

[ameshkin69]

I think you need some more brains.

[tomanyasses]

i think you need a real brain your so full of shit your brian is full of it

[mariejoonam]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT< you are a MORON.

has the right wing in this country always been this dumb, or is this a new trend? Anybody?

[tomanyasses]

what a shit head you are

[mariejoonam]

ha ha ha. the illiterate inbred just called me a shit head.

ha ha ha.;

that's like a 10 yea rold retarded boy calling me a moron.

ha h aha. keep posting.

whats a "miss typed" whats a "proveing "

ah ha ha ha ha h ah ahhahhhhhh hah ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ah ha ah ha ha ha ha ah ha ah ah ah ah aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

are you sure the right word to use is "your" or "you're" ha ha h YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON.THERE IS NOT BETTER WORD FOR YOU SIMPLETON, YOU ARE A MORON

[castout888]

LMAO..."screw that moose-eatin' bitch"

[itsRachDUR]

watch SICKO, the movie. Dumb Mccain supporters

[chopperpilot80]

I'll watch SICKO if you watch The Free Market Cure video series.

[trink968]

Ya I will watch it to,if you Obama people at least learn who controls congress...Officially the dumbest set of voters in American eledtoral history.This is per scott rasmussen

[RCPDfilms]

well lest they chose canada for saftey. thats the smart thing they did

[tayhunt71]

SOOOOO STUPID

[tayhunt71]

This is stupid, not funny at all, dont try and make fun of the Bob and Doug and Canadians as a whole if your Southern American Intellagnce is the same as a mouse in a bottle.

[Blitzkrieg0811]

interesting, you misspelled intelligence.

[ameshkin69]

hey stupid. this video is meant as a JOKE.

But a dumb fuck like you that can't spell intelligence wouldn't be able to figure that out.

[firebirdhome]

Is Tayhunt for real??! I'm a Canadian, Red Green and Bob and Doug McKenzie were well put in satire respectfully here and they did a funny job doing it to make political points. And the American 'intelligence' crack was uncalled for. Some people really can't take or grasp a joke....

[tomanyasses]

its political dork

[zacharybrown2003]

"youve always been messed up its been worse sence we crossed the border. the climate's gotton to ya i dont know whats wrong with ya." man thats fuuny as hell!

[triumphelf]

Nothin Like the Original- Bob and Doug Mckenzie's!!!!

[jo4nny]

This video does NOT represent us.

Please check out the ACTUAL B&D McKenzie vidz.

[daylanrayne]

It's a joke you moron (No Tennssen would ever abadond this coutarty! i made the joke that i was moving to england, but Hello, it was just a joke!)- i have no clue who McKenzie is but you need to check your facts first. Look through their site befor you go and assuming that they imitaing anyone. Cause you know what they say about asuming..right?

[bogmire777]

i wouder if car rove pees sitting down? i love you jackie

[tatsukogarasu]

hahaha he dose sorta look like red green kinda if you sequent

[bubba3667]

hahah americans are dumbasses

[vigo894]

Well we look look like asses to a cunt like you!

[bubba3667]

hahah go back to your double wide and FRY something

[kondurperufour]

Are those guys really far right rednecks or they are making satire of far right rednecks????

[SearchBillHicks]

Satire

[T0ngueD]

they are making fun of rednecks, but don't tell their redneck youtube viewers that

[kondurperufour]

hahhhaah is funny that just for watching some of their videos I really believed that these guys were real far right rednecks,hahaah until I saw this video that I realized that is just a satire,hahaha how can far right rednecks move to canada if canada is more liberal than usa,hahhahaha funny

[fattestsnake]

ahaha, every Canadian needs to watch this, so many cultural references!!! XD this shit is GOLD!!

[rkokid69]

wish i coud move too canada you guys rock fuck obama

[fattestsnake]

lol if you don't like Obama you'd hate Canadian public policy.

[firebirdhome]

Yeah well unfortunately most Canadians are flutter-hearted over Obama and could care less about his integrity or character. And they get just as emotional if you prove it to them. Then again, after 4 years of Obaming the U.S. Palin will get a landslide in 2012!

[Thironfalls]

Even if you are a republican wouldn't you at least give Obama a chance before saying all this shit about him? one would assume that you would be thinking about the overall welfare of the country. not being all petty hoping for Obama's failure, which would also be America's failure. You're dellusional if you think Palin will do a good job. HOLY SHIT!

[firebirdhome]

While a 'doctor' tries to jam a pair of scissors into the back of the head of a baby with its entire body out, if it accidentally 'slips' out hence born alive, Obama says it should be left in the bucket to cry till death. That is not a man. He rejects the Born Alive Infant Protection Act. My God, what kind of barbaric mind America was seduced by. Leave a crying baby to die. You defend that? That is what he is. Who is the deluded one here?....

[Thironfalls]

No, you have been sucked into the fear politics of the right wing. If you want to talk about ethics as opposed to actual merits fine. Palin believes rape victims should pay for their own treatment. She believes if you were to become pregnant even in cases of rape and incest that woman must have that child. you're acting like an idiot.

[Taughtology]

Ummm, what the hell IS "emphesema dog?"

[TedWilhite]

I hope you guys are just taking a well deserved vacation and will be back soon.

[rebelstang]

GOD BLESS, ALL TRUE PATRIOTS!

Even If They Moved To Canada!

Keep Your Powder Dry! Just In Case!

[HannibalFL86]

Screw that moose eatin' bitch.. lol

[WHOOPASSLQ]

Guess they are over with.

[hahayoudied123]

wheres the third party state update?

[kelligurl81]

Come out of hiding guys! We miss you!!

[WAMinLO]

Try doing some Blue State Updates. To show how government loving,tax loving Blue Staters are.

[JarheadCowboy8511]

Where are the new Red State Update videos? What happened? Are they stopping 'til 2012?

[GUTTABANG]

THANKS FOR MOVING OUT OF AMERICA..

[carriefan2009]

ok, 3 weeks and no new stuff. I want a fuckign redo on the election. Hell it's the Clinton cabinet Obamas picking surely these guys have something to say about that.