HUMMER vs Tree

[lucitruck]

Umph! That must of hurt.

[TheOkisyauqi1]

hahahaah

[Stifler95istra]

watch?v=6KQ7IOg8ekc :D

[NoJokeVids]

Hit sMASH AND THE DUMMIE IS STILL ON THE GAS My K5 would have plowed it down at an Idle. LOL

[Deemik777]

Tree win...

[TubeSurfingTroll]

The guy was being facetiously sarcastic about the lawsuits remark... he's just really crappy at observational humor. For us dumb folk : fa·ce·tious -Adjective:

Treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; flippant. sar·cas·tic - Marked by or given to using irony in order to mock or convey contempt

[KingOfAwesomer]

goooey muck



[papinrapijs]

ja snimaju nahuj

[YamahaWR200]

I call it a draw...

[Comments2uself]

Snap into a slimjim??

[Johny40Se7en]

"I've got that on camera for any lawsuits you all would like to proclaim" hahaha, should learn how to drive such a beast before destroying lovely tress =P

[NitroFactory93]

typical fucking americans... trying to sue for running into nature

[Ego1st51]

Вот это прикол!

[eddasapr]

good truck bad driver

[WarlDogg]

I just watched a FJ cruiser do a similar thing but the tree was bigger. It just bounced of and kept goin!

[HaloCOD816]

@WarlDogg The tree wasn't bigger send me the vid if i'm wrong is the vid called fj vs tree?

[JeepXJ8895]

i've always wondered how those chincy over glorified "brush-guards" they sold with those humvee's would hold up to actually hitting something.

[ELOGmpeg]

Ive got that on tape for any lawsuits y'all would like to proclaim. hahaha

[BlacksmokeF250]

to be fair to the driver, the tree was talking smack on the hummer.

[Mausteomind]

Амеры найдут в этом видео повод для говрдости. Вот, мол, какие машины строим, что они так играючи деревья ломают. =)

[Igor64094]

0.16 - 0.21 - Они сказали "вот это прикол!" на английском языке

[Skaylimable]

Кто смотрел видео больше 3 раз?

[303MileHigh420]

tree 1 humvee 0 

[danielagarcia24]

stopet

[PutinosauRUS]

Same stuff but with Russian flavor)) watch?v=WACsPXKOOTU

[cg303]

ouh!

[epcdaniel]

Not many vehicles, if any, would be able to go through any tree that size at that speed. I think it's more funny that he caused $2,000 worth of damage to the "brush guard".

[ajmurder]

hummer won, tree snapped, no damage to the hummer

[94XJ]

@ajmurder That weak little brush guard is trashed along with the headlight behind it....not major damage to the hummer but it certainly didn't drive away unscathed.

[ajmurder]

@94XJ yeah i see that now haha, either way the hummer walks away and the tree took a knock out

[noimadfritz]

tree ? 1 hummer 0....now for round two

[juliolazy22]

@pv2xeek I guess your going to be proved the stupid fuck! This is in fact a hummer h1 wagon

[OlegOls]

я снимаю нахуй

[Pyroman1990]

Looks like it bent his wing

[601jonjon]

awesome

[blackmetalofnorway1]

The roots on thar rather tiny tree must go realy deep for it to still be standing after being hit by a Hummer H1

[boutbout999]

reaction time: 5sec

[rafa1326]

Holy fuck, that car is huge!

[opmfsnipe]

he stoped cause driving 10 meters took out all hes gas !

[TheUsernine]

@opmfsnipe are you going to cry?

[opmfsnipe]

@TheUsernine stfu ?

[agahajak]

@opmfsnipe Learn how to spell retard. It's "Stopped" with TWO! P's, It's "HIS" not "HES" thank you.

Sincerely,

The Grammar Police

[opmfsnipe]

@agahajak sorry if im not English ya twit

[agahajak]

@opmfsnipe You're getting better at it though you wetback.

[SSduckclub]

Hummers only look tough. They are oversize overweight & underpowered.

[Exorcistheory]

Hummer lovers on the ride.

Waiting for "Tree vs Hummer. Revenge!" sequel.

[TheMadtrialsbiker]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! FUCKIN STUPID YANK!!!!

[Motorhead289]

Yes i would like to sue the owner of the red H1 for dammage of my poor defensless tree.

[michaeln2001]

hummer 1 tree 0

[seth0941]

@michaeln2001 I don't know.. The tree is still standing and the front brush guard on the hummer is fucked.

[michaeln2001]

@seth0941 it being held by another tree it broke i two places

[santosteixeira76]

why the cam shakes when action starts?

[streianucla]

lool:))))

[Valkorv]

Всегда удивляют такие горе-операторы, на самом интересном месте начинается онанирование камеры. Поэтому мы никогда не увидим пришельцев и лох-несское чудовище!

[phillip78]

try that with an oak tree, see what happens.

[TpoJloJlo]

паролия даунская

[Tj1056]

the luck to get of of that trench and to hit that tree must suck... but really noobie driving... counter steer way to late

[beckpriemer]

They speak English, why are the top two comments in Russian?

[TestECull]

Sum total of damage: Brush bar fucked.

[ossu01]

No.

Three 1 Hummer 1:D

[caterpillard11r]

@ossu01 three?

[streetplayerskaceres]

tree 0-hummer 1

[ineverrememberthese]

@streetplayerskaceres I'm giving it to the tree. You can see smoke on the right side of the screen at the end of the video.

[06wolfpack]

@ineverrememberthese you mean the smoke from the exhaust?

[ineverrememberthese]

@06wolfpack Is that what it is? Either way it doesn't look like a very good thing hah.

[ReielSC]

That tree didn't know what hit it. :P

[satekid1]

that hummer is a tree huger

[Padonok503]

норм

[jordster23]

was that guys name austin??

[RepresenTFilms]

MEGAN FOX! mmmmmm

[killerkow10]

And any good mudder knows dont drive in ruts drive in between the ruts

[killerkow10]

I guess hitting a tree and getting stuck is better then getting stuck : P

[HiMATE626]

I LOL, I LOL

[xaker587]

ДЕРЕВЦО

[chsasha1995]

фэйл

[justinrowell1]

TREE WINS!!!!

[SgtoSousuke]

Hummers are DUUUUMBB!!! jajaja!!!

[boutbout999]

bad driver...

[danusthejeepman]

Oh man, you just scratched your 60,000 dollar hummer.

[ZeroDragondelta9]

that'll buff out....

[GylikOFF13]

Такого прикола я еще не видел1

[xrenovxren]

Уебище!

[thecrew2999]

hahahahahahahaha

[HummerH2Productions]

That tree just got (knocked the fuck out!)

[eldarkhannanov]

ВОТ ЭТО ПРИКОЛ

[PsychoLegoMan]

Hummers aren't meant for off road...suprised the tree didn't slpit it in two! hahaha

[killapawner]

@PsychoLegoMan your retarded. im supprised the hummer didnt go completly through the tree

[PsychoLegoMan]

@killapawner You're a fucking idiot, I'm surprised you know how to use a computer!...BTW..is your spell checker on? I was implying that the Hummer is as weak as shit and the tree can split it in two...FFS.

[killapawner]

@PsychoLegoMan do some research there buddy cause you obviously dont know anything about offroading or vehicles in that matter, the h2 and up are not ment for offroading but the h1, it def is. the h1 is prob the best stock offroader out there. but if you put time and money into a wrangler or something else, you can then compete with the h1

[PsychoLegoMan]

@killapawner Too wide, too slow and too heavy..better off taking a school bus offroading into the woods... get further and take the kids for a ride!

[killapawner]

@PsychoLegoMan you dont need speed to go offroading, all you need is traction and ground clearence. if you fly through trials you have more of a chance on breaking something and or wrecking. just like in the vid he was spinnin tire then they caught, took off and by time he could correct himself he had already been outa control and into the tree. go offroading for a few years before you talk.

[ineverrememberthese]

@killapawner Mmmmm idk. I wouldn't discount the Mercedes Benz G500 or Land Rover Defender when it comes to offroad capabilities

[jonnyjb69]

@PsychoLegoMan you're a dumbass. go play with your legos you little fag

[PsychoLegoMan]

@jonnyjb69 Fuck off you homophobic dipshit what do you know? Do the world a favour and stop breathing.

[jonnyjb69]

@PsychoLegoMan awwh did i hurt your wittle feelings. fuckin bitch shut the fuck up

[PsychoLegoMan]

@jonnyjb69 Just fuck off...you're the stupid twat that started it. Would've been great to put you between the tree and that Hummer; when that happens I'll give that video a "thumbs up"!

[jonnyjb69]

@PsychoLegoMan no one cares if you give the video a thumbs up. you're probably some 12 year old kid sittin on his mom's computer trying to act like you're not a pathetic fag. fuck you bud

[PsychoLegoMan]

@jonnyjb69 Just fuck off disphit, I couldn't care less what you think... Just go back under that rock you crawled out from and have erotic dreams of that uncle that used to touch you...and I'm not your "bud"...Fuck knows whats in that drinking water in Canada...stick to bottled water from now on.

[jonnyjb69]

@PsychoLegoMan hahah sounds like someone has been getting molested by their uncle. why would you bring that up you little fruit. he must be yelling at you to get off your moms computer and hurry to bed. i wont keep you waiting any longer. run along now you prepubescent piece of shit.

[PsychoLegoMan]

@jonnyjb69 What? I thought you fucked off......can't you take a hint? I've got better things to do than argue with some pathetic fuckwit from the other side of the world. You must be so alone locked up in that cellar with nothing else to do other than wank off and arguing with me....please find a hobby and just FUCK OFF...

for fucks sake!

[ToyRail]

H1s & Humvees Awsome! H2s??! Goofy, never understood it. H3s are just a fancy Chevy Canyon, but nothing wrong with that.

[1tirefryer]

thats why you dint paint it red. Painting it red messes up your steering box

[howard870831]

Relax! It won't be broken...

[Melakk93]

Мы так похожи :D

[MCSimRUS]

watch?v=WACsPXKOOTU&feature=re­lated

[SiniMox]

Вот это прикол!

[Stifler95istra]

0:03 - 0:04 Я снимаю нах!

0:11 - 0:14 Вот это прикол!

[rugerairhawk1]

@thinser hummers are mot gay ur just joules u cant buy one

[jmkustoms]

tree won..... nuf said

[autofixation]

@jmkustoms I'd call it a draw...

[thinser]

Hummer=Gay

[o999oo98]

Я снимаю нахуй ))))))))

[ixwalkxalone]

If he want to offroading agine... tell him there is a eye for RENT

because i think he need a one

[slava1000000]

WIN

[corshun63]

Я Снимаю Нахуй!

[dodgechargercrazy]

@qwadboy alot of people think that but i have worked around trees and have seen a 10 pound chunk of wood break through a foot of contrete

[deniska099]

чтож ты сука камерой то трясеш на самом интересном моменте....

[guitarzan1283]

i um got that on camera for any lawsuit yall would uh.... wow not only is the hummer driver an idiot but so is the camera guy

[DIESELBOY442]

Going to fast...

[JuicedJetta]

folded like a tin can what a weak front guard

[dodgechargercrazy]

@JuicedJetta why don't you go hit a tree that size and see how your brush guard holds out

[JuicedJetta]

@dodgechargercrazy i do. and the tree goes under my tires and i go about my merry way

[thelasthallow]

@JuicedJetta Thats why its called a "Brush Guard" its ment for small stuff not trees you moron.

[JuicedJetta]

@thelasthallow guess i have a "tree guard" then,

whats with the name calling do you have a wee temper?

[diggingforgold]

He should have backed up and hit it again and drove over it.

[Amirnake]

The camera man sounds like a typical hummer owner. Anyone high 5? lol

[AweSomeRussianOne]

/watch?v=WACsPXKOOTU

[jcaled24]

Tie?

[12Achilleas]

@CoDGoD171 not only the tree got fuckt up alsow the hummer got destroyed

[legik1]

дай дураку стеклянный хуй он разобьет да еще и руки порежет

[WinServer15]

hahaha thats stupid xD

[CoDGoD171]

Tree u just got knocked the fuck out

[hyperbeat96]

is the tree okay?

[redneck339]

Hummer 1- 0 Tree

[redneck339]

Hummer 1- 0 Tree

[MrDjzmei]

ушатал дерево

[Gray2Serge]

Я снимаю нахуй

[TheJoopinho]

@Gray2Serge Вот это прикол!

[STALCOP]

@Gray2Serge

Вот это прикол

[RuEvEloll]

@Gray2Serge Не нахуй а нах

[DJExDriver]

@Gray2Serge

Вот это прикол!

[japanowner]

Don't you see the what's happening here.

You see the tree? See that represents an strong erect penis sticking straight up.

Since all SUV owners suffer from penil-erectile dysfuntion they automatically hate anything that reminds them of there own problem. Herefore the Hummer owner MUST knock down the tree..... I mean erect penis.

Hummer owners, gods gift to the morons of the world.

[rm85riderz]

@japanowner typical prius owner

[Mitchumthegreat]

Por que????????

[Christoff2510]

Пизд@ рулю!

[pedekiller]

duuurrrrrrrr

[gb707]

that tree got bent over by american pride

[b3n5chn31d3r]

Hummer:1

Tree: 0

[TheAlfaCentavra]

Я СНИМАЮ НАХУЙ

ВОТ ЭТО ПРИКОЛ

[SeriogiNhere]

ja snimaju naxui ....... VOT ETA PRIKOL!!!

[PurpleLotus92]

holy shit! that hummer is hUGE! In malaysia all we have are H3's

[iPodTouchHacker27]

@PurpleLotus92 all we have is pollution fuck america

[NemeanLion]

Not exactly a poster video for "treading lightly".

You can bet this will be shown by conservationists.

[LexMarkoff]

я снимаю нахуй

[lilze96]

Chuck Norris planted that tree

[fasteddy350]

hummer 1  tree 0

[webster499]

на шишиге он на этот куст xyй забил бы

[TheSkiddey]

i wish it hit a bigger tree, cause that would mean one less hummer out there..

[madmax2069]

@TheSkiddey and what do you have against hummers ?

[TheSkiddey]

@madmax2069 there is a rivalry between hummer people and jeep people.. it's in my blood to talk trash on the hummer. I'm sure you would understand.

[CrackinVTEC666]

@TheSkiddey idk why there is a rivalry jeeps are nothing compared to H1s except for maybe in the rockcrawling game most jeep owners i know love hummers and most hummer owners respect jeeps were all off roaders its people like you that cause problems just shut the fuck up and enjoy the outdoors asshole

[TheSkiddey]

@CrackinVTEC666 why u mad?

[CrackinVTEC666]

@TheSkiddey aint nobody mad

[TheSkiddey]

@CrackinVTEC666 good

[Marzocchirider6]

I think the hummer won! haha

[07HUMM3R]

That's what Brush Guards are for hahaha

[1985ivanych]

низачот!

[TheSania123456789]

Я снимаю нахуй

[AleejooBSAS]

poor tree , RIP hahahaaha

[jackthePS3GAMER]

STUPID TREES always jumping out infront of everybody

[phillipinpc]

Who the $#%% put that tree in the middle of a forest anyway?

[blakshadow5]

lol the hummer's fine, just a little dent

[SPSalimian]

rad, he destroyed that stupid tree.

[vitiay]

green peace will find you ... lol

[wordreet]

Not good enough! Now go back and do it again. :¬p

[Dylan464]

i would have punched it, if ur goin for a small tree then take it out ive done multiple like that with my dads chevy mud bogger