The Rabit iz comin to get youu

[magnifiquemonkey]

I actually had to pause this video half way through because I was laughing too much...

[Alishathecoolonelol]

i found a book from my first year at school, it had a picture that looked like a potato with a face, underneath it said 'i luv davad bokam' :D lol

[EpicRainbowFilms]

"...and my last story is called 'The rabit iz coming to get youu' haha theres the rabbit" xD you were funny. i dont know if i was, but i hate looking back at childhood memories cuz im top in my classes and i feel dumb xD haha im weerd

[Albinojackrussel]

They were quite good stories actualy , for a 5 year old

[Wethinktoohard]

Oh my gosh, you morbid child Phil! xD

[cuteabby10101]

Those last two stories were kind of disturbing

[atlanteanfish]

I SHOP AT ASDA ;D

[pleasethinkofme]

in 1996 I was 1 XD

[TerasXertas]

Why were u writing death stories when u wer a kid? ......

[PyschadelicVengeance]

Love the Rabbit story and yes I wrote stories like that. But they were about spiders. I don't like spiders >.<

[DrayDray72]

I've always been good at spelling and good at writing stories, so i don't really have anything to share xD But isn't Phil an AMAZING artist? <3

[Sorasixx]

I wrote a story about a family who's car broke dowm in a desert on the way to a party with icecream and then coyotes came and killed them all leaving the icecream to melt to death .___.

[geekfreek108]

I'm crying! xD Aww that was the funniest thing I've ever watched

[Amaree96]

Those were very morbid stories. You obviously had a troubled childhood, Phil.

[Alishathecoolonelol]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww



[officialY1p]

judging by the spellign you where in first grade less than fourth at least. You where very twisted is all I'm saying. But your awesome.

[ProperLoZer]

You didn't receive many hugs as a child, did you? ;)

[princessalexbabe]

My books all look like this ''ANd Ten i went to tha shopp anD borte A bar off CholColate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'' ..Now they look like ''And then in one swift move I stabbed him in the face, the cry of ppain was wonderfully pleaseing'' ..My teacher's worried...

[OmNomNommingOnSouls]

You know, that rabbit sounds like the one in Monty Python's Holy Grail sketch...just saying....

[lulusinner]

he wrote the one with the teacher going to prison before i was born, god i'm bored of being young

[hannah26198]

@lulusinner same lol

[ronnierox05]

phil you were a very violent child.

[rosiethemad]

How were you not put in an institute as a child for those stories I will never fathom.

[PhoenixoftheDawn]

If you were here in the states, you would have most definitely been diagnosed with something and been sent to therapy.

[RavenTheRebel]

Ahahahahhaha, was your favorite movie Monty Python? That was mine :)

[SuperDylanFox]

You were a very disturbing child o_o

[indigorain101]

Your stories were pretty intense since you were a child ..... O_O

[hungryjacksyumful]

Phil + hoodie: adorable. :3

[iLOVEpicklesBRO28]

You were obsessed with death as a child....

[chloecrockkk]

YOU INVENTED TWILIGHT! RABBIT=EDWARD CULLEN!

[Wombat8547]

You were currupt as a child O.o

[ecawobble]

wow phil...... didnt know u were that vilant.... a rabbit biting a hole in a girls neck ! lmfao !! xxx

[Rand0mhuman]

O_O If I had a kid who wrote stores like that, I would be SO worried about their future....

[fobninja]

at my school stories like this would have us put under suicide and or murder watch....

[cookiesmosher]

what a interesting imagination you have. killer rabbits, killer teachers, oohhh we love u phil :D xxx <3 xxx

[howboutyoubob]

I was born in 1996 :3

[sillysongification]

killer rabbit... mony python anyone?

[carlydetoxtoretox]

I think some one read too much "Bunnicula" as a child....

[mandirawr]

the drawing of his mom looks like a puppy.

[RainbowSprinkles98]

.... What the heck was wrong with u? everything was about death O.o ........ but i would buy a Christmas tree too :)

[XHaruhiAnimeX]

you wrote the story a year before I was born XD

[1alanaaa]

"If I had a million pounds I would buy a christmas tree" haha :D

[Rubydoos1]

I think your mum may have shown you Monty Python as a child... xD

[Rubydoos1]

My brother was born in 1996!!

[jaipskd100]

'written in 1996'

Born in 1996!

[thatonefreckledgirl]

one of the drawing games should be making an evil psychotic bunny biting everyone's necks. That'll get Dan for sure.

[jadeyiscrazy]

he will be a murder when he is older with a rabbit as a sidekick and the teacher as a prison cell mate D: quick get the tanks!!

[TommyTenacious]

dude you was one messed up kid lol

[moomabartlett]

When I was a kid I wrote about animals and cute stuff. NOW I write about death. We've switched! xP

[hatday44]

sounds like monty python and the holy grale X}

[ZOMBIESwantBRAINZ12]

:troll:

[evilmilkmanbirlo]

From these stories I'm surprised your like not evil...your just plain adorable :D

[BleachKingdomMuse]

lmbo when the music started playing at 0:17, I thought it was Bliss from Muse :D

[s0ciallyawkward1]

omfg i am dying right now

[TheBeatlesAmazing998]

woah r u actually a blonde? i assumed something like dark brown hair.... weird....

[HelloIAmKrista]

You wrote some weird stories back then.

[MovieFreak880]

I was born in the year you wrote that..

[IWantedHonesty]

he has a disturbed head

[ellammusic]

@ImJustEleanor you were born in 96 too then? :L

[ItchyQuilt]

"in a fetching pink jumper"

that comment made me laugh so hard i peed a little. <3

[MissTwilightHater]

watched this after the psycho boyfriend video - did you know you were predicting the future with your rabbit story? :P

[ImSoEpicxD123]

violent child xD

[brendaz27]

i was born in 96 :)

[ellammusic]

@brendaz27 Hi five :L



[BADsummerTIME]

You were a...scary child :D

[Believeislies]

oh gosh you were a sadistic child O.O

[MegatronMyAss]

I had a journal when I was five for school, and out of all the things I could write, I wrote 'I mad a ranbow' and 'I like whals'. The drawing for the whale literally looks like a giant rock.

[ourlifedance]

you were a disturbed child ! but i love you <3

[alfiedog12345]

I wrote a story about how i like to eat cus cuz, and how my mum said that if i ate too much i would die, and how daddy drinks lots of larger... :D

[LookAliveBecca]

The Monty Python writes CLEARLY ripped off your rabbit story in The Holy Grail.

[Kittykool789]

Sooo sweet! :D

[MissGeeHolly]

the rabbit story sounds like something I would have written XD

[justagirlcalledchloe]

Wow you must have been a really deranged child... :D I think I was as well... -3

[smurfygirlsy]

wow one messed up rabit lol

[gleseamv]

In 4th grade i wrote about a girl who was being followed by boys who chased her into an abandoned house, then she killed them and threw them into a closet with a pile of dead bodies... the story had a lot of blood in it.. :D Wasn't i a lovely child?

[77Niamh77]

u r so cute!

[GlassAintFull]

So I found this page from around Grade 4/5, and it had an entire paragraph about what to do when you got home from school and no one was home, and we had to draw a picture about it. Basically, come straight home, unlock the door, lock it, and don't let anyone in/come over. I drew a picture of a person with a chainsaw sawing a door in half. I'm not sure if that was my way to get in, or someone coming to kill me.

[longliverobots137]

One day, A dinosaur wanted to create a place full of life. This place is now called Maryland. He roaredand trees and homes and oceans with beaches came out of his mouth. When he burped, thousands of people came out of his mouth and started lives in this land. One day, the dinosaur became sick. He could no longer provide for Maryland. He used his iPhone 4 to call up his friend Nyan Cat. Nyan cat agreed, and came to Maryland, spreading rainbows and poptarts. THE ENDD OF MY STORY FOR HISTORYY! :D

[defen3tly00]

you worry me phil...you worry me. BTW I love all the spelling mistakes you made when you were little XD

[egoamigo26]

why didnt she put 'cool story bro' -___-

[xSexbombSuzukix]

Awwww you were like me when you were little :'D xDDD

[hollabooiers]

Remarkably similar to what's going on in your head in 2011.

[xXxVelvetSuicidexXx]

The story I had to write in 1st grade was about Alien (I spelled it alein) dogs... I wasn't too violent until 3rd grade >:D

[xSexbombSuzukix]

I was 1 when that was written XD

[missrockcantswim]

I didnt understand death untill around the 4th or 6th grade >: )

[rebexxish]

the teacher only said it was a good story because he knew it was true that he had killed adam. 0_0

[thesexyoneification]

you wrote a story about death etc. the year i was born? i hope it's not an omen...

[xdemonangelmixupx]

man, i thought i was the only one who looked back on childhood stories and realized how deranged i was...

[funnyamericans93]

lol I'm eating grapes XD

[IsThatACabbage]

It's like every time I watch this video, I laugh so hard I cry

[TheGinge1998]

I've never laughed so much in my life!

[singerdjzoe]

everytime i saw grapes.....i say graps.

[OfficalCookieMonster]

Like how most of your childhood story is about death :P

[DelaneyAnn187]

Haha the last story sounded a lot like Monty Python and the Holy Grail :)

[anonymousguitarman18]

I think the rabitt it's from monthy phyton

[DevilChildxoxo]

You were a fucked up kid D: <3

[WashuShiori]

Someone watched too much Monty Python and the Holy Grail when they were young

[AnthonyWenninghoff]

@bharris8908 Fetch the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!!!!!!!!

[twilightlily1]

in 1996 I WAS BORN!! :D x

[EmmaarrawrNightmare]

Yes... Childhood memories Phil.... I totally wouldn't believe that they were more recent then that :P

[ktytxxxx]

@blackshirtandstuff in 1996 i was -2 :/

[reareacuppycakeful]

I have a feeling Phil watched Watership Down before writing that rabbit story...

[reareacuppycakeful]

I was born in 1996 XD

[BelieversNeverDie513]

You were fairly disturbed as a child, weren't you Phil?

[phfreffelpeltourous]

1996= The year I took my first breath. awwww

[OpaqueDragon4]

You were a very disturbed child :P Lol

[SkyeXScreamcore]

u look my little brother when u was younger

[5starangel]

You would get sent straight to councelling for this at my school.

[WereYourBiggestFans]

do more of this!!! <3

[Myusernameiswinning]

Ahhh this is precious!!! :D you were an awesone kid! This just made my day

[music4life9276]

AWWWWW

[MarinaTheMuggle]

For a moment there I thought I was going to die laughing. Damn rabbit, being able to kill in more ways than one!

[NuclearNostalgia]

Phil, you're so precious<3 :')

[jacki3w3lch]

Phil, you were obviously a very disturbed child.

[ChristyLuvz]

ahaha Phil you sound like a little sadist at the age of 5, aww but at the begining you said you would be kind to animals but at the end you brought an army tank to kill the little carnivous, blood-thirsty rabbit :(

[Imsoaddicted2you]

I love how you said 'for life' :3

[lucudetuv]

I wrote a story when i was 6 about a man who went to teach at a school cuz he wass a subsitute and it was victorian day. He read the class stories all day and when he left the headmistress said that he missed his class and asked why he was in the canteen all day. Confysed the guy went home and went to ed to hear the voices of the children he opened his eyes and saw one boy to say " another story sir?"

[TheWeirdgirl13]

You were disturbed. Just like me! I approve. +20 internets for you!

[rowboatsofdoom]

my little brother talks about killing stuff but not with fluffy bunnys actual scury stuff

[nbuggy1]

You were an extremly homicidal little boy Phil.

[Arfrofra]

I has 2 rabbits...

i am scared

[shaunahasnobrainlulz]

D: i wasn't even like born when this was written D:

[BobolinaBookworm123]

@shaunahasnobrainlulz god same...D:

[Pigwidgeon5]

that one was written on the year i was born. it makes me feel too young

[12345mo1]

did your parents murder something in front of you as a child you seem to be very ...obbsesed with blood :/

i still love you though

[5thperiodmassacress]

adorable althought old XD ur eyes r pretttyyy

[lozzie4lovin]

IT WAS WRITTEN THE YEAR I WAS BORN! how coooooool!

i once had an evil bunny but it bit my hands NOT my neck!

VAMPIREEEEEE BUNNIIIIIIIIII!

[DeadyTeady]

You hav pretty eyes lmao :)

[loupiiilou]

naww u were abit ginger hahha :p x

[iBePandaBear]

Correction. You were the most adorable kid. EVAR.

[iBePandaBear]

You must have been the most adorable kid EVAR.

[3leechpool]

Phil * padded* rocking* fucking awful laptop!]

[3leechpool]

i can imagion a little Ohil sitting in a oadded room ricking back and forward writing about the rabbit ;D xx love you really Phil

[Fatfairy101]

Silly police, all you need to kill the rabbit is the holy hand grenade of Antioch... That story is just like monty python :)

[xDansBunnyx]

The story every kid wants to hear at bedtime! ^-^

[MrsJamesBourne3000]

I AM CRYING FROM LAUGHTER OF THAT FIRST PICTURE!!!!! OHMYGODDD LOL

[LittleRedVelvet13]

"Good Story?"

If I was your teacher I would be considering telling your parents that you need to have some kind of counseling. You were a demented child! xD

[angelbutterflyanime]

what kinda childhood...-_-

[XoXoArielEmpathyXoXo]

I bet your teachers thought you were going to grow up to be a serial killer ^.^

[jameroo3498]

When I was 5 or so I just got back from DISNEYWORLD so I wrote a letter to mickey to thank him (drawn on sticker and everything). My mom found it in the mailbox and wrote a letter back as Mickey. When she gave it to me I read it, look at it, and threw it in the garbage xD a normal child would say "OMG MICKEY WROTE ME BACK!" but no xD

[bono1100]

erm what the hell u were disturbed :D xx

[MischievousHeart]

0:29 ghost orb to the left of Phil, why do you keep getting these Phil?

[AkiraHonazime]

@MischievousHeart it's a bug.

[Sllepwiththesirens33]

Okay i love you to death and ive been follwing yousince i was like 6 (im 12 now) ,but.......WTF WAS WRONG WITH YOU AS A CHILD!!!!!!!!

[JemaineFOTConchords]

you had a very gruesome mind...

[dagalacticinvaders]

Thumbs of for the distubing rabbit story, just like the killer rabbit in monty python.

[oinkzweeoink]

You were a disterbed child!

[thedudsonette]

lol older phil loves lions

young phil loves rabbits

[WestEndEsme]

you wrote those storys before i was born, :L

[winxfloraxx]

the rabbit must have been from monty phyton...

[theusedmcr22]

"so, i'm home for the summer...." *phil is wearing a sweatshirt* ohkay then xD

[milliekilljoy]

you were a slightly messed up child...

[SasukeUchiha2794]

i was in kindergarden

[SasukeUchiha2794]

that story was written a year before i was born, i feel young :/

i wrote a story about who my best friend was and i said "my best friend is my green pillow it is speshal to me." and my teacher wrote on the back "i dont know how a pillow could be a best friend but ok"

[KayEnvy0LilMeek]

When I was 3-5 I had an imaginary friend name Killer. He was tall and black and ate only pinkey toes.

For show and tell day in kindergarten... I brought Killer.

My teacher called my parents and I had to go to therapy... >_>

Ahh childhood.

[CaptnMegan]

Monty Python :)

[Catard24]

I have a picture- drawn by me of course- from kindergarten or something. The caption states, "I Shared mi raNBo FeSh FiNGr PoPPet Weth mi Best frND, AlliSoN."

Alison remains my best friend.

[TheAnsiis]

I always lmao when you show the picture of your mum and say "isn't she beautiful?" XD

[ItsDaisyTV]

Your childhood stories beat that of everyone I know... and my sister's imaginary friend was my great auntie's dead best friend.

[ruroxursox]

Delightful stories Phil xD

[HannahMTx]

You look like you have one green eye and one blue eye in this Phil :L

[ransomkitty]

i died at the end when he showed himself when he was little.

[l3addesthanq]

im afraid of them little dust bunnies (; heheheeheheee jk <3

[estiebubs]

litarally all teachers have the the same writing and the same red 'marking' pen. they all get mad when you use it on your jotters as well :/...

[xXMoniMayhemXx]

well, your cool!

[MagpieMyth13]

I used to write stories too.. there was one about my teacher waking up and getting out of their bed (which was above the classroom... 0.o) and then some pirates (pirats) invaded the classroom and took my teacher hostage on their ship so I didn't have to go to school. Then, when she was on the ship, my brother paid them and she got sent to the north pole to be a slave for santa's workshop. :L i was an imaginative child...

[JayKit626]

1- You must of had a really screwed up childhood.

2-They didn't need the army to kill the rabbit. They just needed a holy hand grenade.

3- When I was a child, insted of spelling fairy, I spelled fire. 0.o

And I spelled animals as animols. and its on a plat, so I will forever be criticized by my family.

[CartomartaKenDoll]

That was really cute

[k123332]

@CartomartaKenDoll this guy needs some weed bad

[CartomartaKenDoll]

@k123332 me?

[SUMKINDAFLYINMUNKI]

you had a very violent mind as a child... but im sure i could have still frightened you... i frighten everyone... espacially Zack Blomquist... hes terrified of me... hes at least 15 inches taller than me, weighs WAAAAY moer than me, and hes terrified of me... he tries to run when he sees me... but i usually stop him...

[OBsessed1996]

My rabbit I had when I was little died from a hole in it's neck. D= I love you phillllll. -3

[mayaintheskywith]

I actually cried with laughter watching this one