A Typical Slayer Fan

[MrGGAaron]

if you wont kill yourself for slayer you are a piece of shit. SLAYER dont want me to die, but if they did, I would do it for them. Fuck my country, and fuck your God. SLAYER

[picassopainter2]

This kid is a sack of douches... And sadly gives us Slayer fans a bad name. I don't know why everyone has such a problem with us Slayer fans.

[neilpeartrocks2112]

@picassopainter2 anyone can be a slayer fan hahaha theres just multiple different types of people. like what if some hip hop gangsta from da hood got into slayer, then he started spray painting SLAYER graffiti art everywhere down town, then the stereotype would be that slayer fans are poor, inner-city vandals

[amurican35]

Wow ! Saladuk sent me here. What a thick fuckin wanker.

[Greenvegan828]

I cannot believe it. I see why America is going down the toilet - 21, unemployed and fat. Go SLAYER! LMAO

[KrassimirSCP]

Eating the chapel

South of fridge

Seasons in the buffet

criminally hungry

[mrduck120]

lol

[rsbeggerguy1]

@rsbeggerguy1 *act like

[rsbeggerguy1]

LOLOLOLOLOL, I'm a Slayer fan but I don't like that at all. I am 15 and even I found this guy extremely imature. Priceless.

[EndermenUnited]

0:09 :D

[ozzzzy939]

Why is everyone mad, rejoice yourselves with this video of gold instead of expressing pointless hatred... cause you know.. you just ... know.. you can deal...

[sonicfanatic4949]

Typical fatass no good piece of shit heavy metal fan.

[crunchybones]

@sonicfanatic4949 Says the 23 year old sonic fan whos music taste is completely lifted from any music magazine's '100 greatetest bands ever' list.

So he's fat, at least he seems like a lot of fun. Not like you, you fucking fun ruiner.

[turtlliwdnifuoyehthr]

- could you describe a typical slayer fan?

- slayer fan... a typical... a guy.... just like.... literally... idontknowlljustyellSLAYEEER u know just TRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEE go... and... sss... oaaaaaah... you know.... and and.... when you see your friend walking down the street... you see that guy wearing a slayer shirt too.... you know you can literally.... you will know.... you know... you can deal.... you know...

- you know what...

- you know that... you're thinking.... you know....

[Epicore69]

I don't know why but I want to punch this guy so hard. Fucking faggot.

[ROCKSO69]

i didn't knew chaz bono was a slayer fan...

[Discreetarcher3]

the fuck is dis shit

[Mechaghostman3]

lmfao!!!

[tmh1717]

chaz bono? lol

[8bitwar]

when i was at slayer concert i was crying in fuckin moshpit thinking "this is waaay better than sex" and it was :D

[hutton4059]

and to think you all rip on lil wayne

[CRAZYNINJA051]

listen to his voice crack, what a queerosexual

[Lehrerkatzelaptop]

keep pressing 3 and 4 for ejaculating because of SLAAAAYEEEEER

[tart9]

Things like this make me ashamed to be a metalhead

[CanadianChronic2121]

Your thinking

" Hey ! , we're both fucking idiots that listen to Slayer "

[dupajutub]

SLAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­ER KUUUUUUUUUUUURWAAAA!

[TheRoboticFerret]

I love Slayer and everything; and this guy makes us all look bad (and utterly retarded).

[GunJack3100]

IMAO keep pressing 3 )))

[TheAxelParada]

Yup he knows!

[RaiseTheseSails]

keeping pressing 4... I'm a snaaaakkkeee

[ragnaroksama]

he sounds like hes in pain lol this guy is asking for bullying

[TheMysticMushrooms]

Its a fat keanu reeves!!! AHHHHHH

[TheEmezavera]

ESTE CERDO REALMENTE ES REPUGNANTE

[johnicecube]

Burger King!!!

[0004237024]

He knows man. He knows.

[20murguero]

jeje este gordo es en idiota

[kovenant777]

Chaz Bono!!!!

[killamunaty]

I litteraly laughed my ass off

[Strindom]

I listen to slayer but this video is hilarious

[Liberwyvern]

ITS DON VITO

[04046661]

you are a typical FAT ASSHOLE!!!!!!!

[hiimtre]

press 5 for anal

press 6 for eat out guys wearing a slayer shirt

[BiiteThaBullet]

Press 4 for orgasm.

[Nikitaman666]

I think he knows

[ClericMarshall]

Angel of Bread

[MrGerbilGoof]

ugh

[SuperSpacecoyote]

keep on pressing 4

[loonie26]

keep on pressing 3

[Dinopaterno22]

@loonie26 keep on pressing 9. bloody wanker

[dckpavel]

0:09 on repeat and I need no comedy tonight! He's right though... being a Slayer fan is like..... SLAYER KURWA!!

[Shankryta]

SLAYER KURWA!!!!

[eatmedrinkme420]

Some people are just fucked up. Really, what's with all the fat jokes aimed at this guy? He's a Slayer fan like all of us, give him a fucking break. That could be any of you in this video.

Peace. \./

Drugs, Not Hugs.

[dmaster357]

I love slayer.

[SuperSpacecoyote]

Potato Skins Mask

[PhpMyPhp]

Take that JUSTIN BIEBER!

[bomberman326]

Keep Pressing 9 for Guy wanking and when your done press 4 :D

[austin78993]

@bomberman326 usually those pressing keys things arent funny. that was funny

[ModulatedTesticle]

@bomberman326 i think it would be better to press 3 when your done

[ionnieboy]

@bomberman326

or press 3 at the end :P

[RaptorJesus94]

@bomberman326 PMSL!!!!!!!!!

[ironm4id3n]

@bomberman326 VICTORY!

[daytonairsofters]

@bomberman326 or press 3! XD

[000rubberjohnny]

@bomberman326 you forgot about pressing 3 before 4 ;p

[DejanMaticnaLSDu]

@bomberman326 I can't fucking stop laughing!!!!xD

[TheMrburkester]

@bomberman326 Press 9 rapitly then press 3 xD 

[freeoursouls]

@bomberman326 That is fucking hilarious! I spat my drink all over myself you bastard! :D

[BreezIsMe]

lol I came here because of @Onision 's video XD

[TheEternalThrash]

@BreezIsMe Fuck off.

[JoshLikesAmp]

KEEP PRESSING 3

[MrRecklessTeen]

0:09

[MinionOfDeth2112]

Type "Slayer" into Google and keep adding extra R's to it. No matter how many extra letters you add it will STILL come up with precise matches, LOL.

[chris5395]

Funny as shit but coolbreezeclub is a faget. Slayers lyrics are really intelligent, you just never gave them a chance because they are metal

[kootabewgs]

TROLOLOLOL

[CoolBreezeClub]

Typical Slayer fan.. uneducated, anti-social morons, can't get a girlfriend, believes everyone is out to get him (usually him as very few females such as myself listen to this crap), probably a high school drop out , illegal drug user, over 18 and still lives with his parents....I could go on and on and on. I was a bartender at a night club in Atlanta and got to meet these fans all the time...what a waste.

[Gunluver1]

@CoolBreezeClub funny, i think the same about people who listen to rap/hip hop.

[paperboyrips]

@Gunluver1 funny, how often do you go to a bar to pick up women while wearing a slayer shirt and blasting raining blood from your ipod?

Oh wait you're 14.

[Gunluver1]

@paperboyrips Your implying i wear my slayer shirt all the time. No i'm not 14, you just dont know or else you would know you could deal...you know

[peterciii]

@CoolBreezeClub Well Mr. CoolBreezeClub; I am a college student in hopes of becoming a math teacher for high school. I plan to marry my high school sweetheart; I work valet and, God willing, will be able to rent an apartment in the next year, or so (by the way I am just 19). One thing I love is when I blast Slayer, Megadeth, Metallica, or Anthrax from my car and have people look at me rocking out with my girlfriend. To make such a bold statement, is to limit how people live and act.

[whitewalls1222]

@CoolBreezeClub lol if your 18 and you dont live with your parents you either 1) have rich parents that can buy you an apartment 2) somehow manage to get a job that pays enough to support yourself or live in a trailer(if you are female all you had to do was suck some dicks for cash so you dont know what its like to work) and 3)if your on youtube whining on a slayer fan video and claim to be female your probably a fat ugly male.. considering no videos on your channel thats what im assuming

[CoolBreezeClub]

@whitewalls1222 Out of the house at 17, 4 years in the Marine Corps and 4 years of college - now bash me with more of your childish insults to make yourself feel better about living off mom and dad. I took two rounds in the stomach in Iraq and walked 2 miles for medical attention - I can take your petty insults.

[whitewalls1222]

@CoolBreezeClub i dont live off my parents. i live in my bands practice space. no shower or air conditioning. ive been working full time since i was 16, and i still cant afford my own place.. and if your a female that joined the marine corp you might as well be male. any "female" who is proud of taking bullets in the stomach and walking for 2 miles for medical attention is OBVIOUSLY either lying about being female or is a VERY manly woman. not being sexist.. just saying. war is NOT feminine

[TheBryden]

@CoolBreezeClub Where were your sapi plates? Lying bitch.

[rnrdemon]

Press number 3 and a second later number 4 to watch him having a good shit.

[brohouzer]

Only TRUE Slayer fans know EXACTLY what this guy is talking about

[kootabewgs]

slayer are not as heavy as bring me the horizon

[cultofdagon]

@kootabewgs Bring Me The Horizon are terrible though.

[skaterobban]

@kootabewgs lol you better be a troll because i saw some poser kids at big four show talking how heavy bmth were and they looked like they wanted to crawl under a blanket when slayer were done... not a single little word out of their mouth.

[MrGaffacake]

SSSSLLLLLLAAAYYYYYYYYYERRRRRRR­R!

[antonio610]

There are far worse fates than being a crazy Slayer fan.

[darkshredder95]

burgers in the abyss!!!!

undisputed obesity!!!

god hates us all you can eat!!!

south of the taco bell!!!

diabetes in musica!!!

[shnakeaneggs]

haha.come to phoenix az.theres a bunch of big guys like this dude. they can fucking mosh!!!!

[MikeLamb24]

Most Slayer fans are more stupid and gay than this guy. 85 % of Slayer fans are virgins. You Slayer fans are going no where in life. Me, well lets just say I get my dick wet all the time. I am a huge pimp. A7X 4 life. Osama Bin Laden was a douche.

[Megadeth3463]

@MikeLamb24 i have already went in a A7X concert and a Slayer concert twice i can tell u somenthing... a7x is pretty gay but it sounds good if u compare the two bands slayer is such a better band, dave lombardo is better drumer than that emo the rev could ever be(i kinda like that guy but no) karry king is such a better guitarrist than synister gates, i think is all about experience, i saw this month slayer with garry holt just amazing!! slayer fans are about heavy music not emo pussies like u

[AGNTthrasher]

@MikeLamb24 Clever troll is clever.

[juststaydead]

Slayer fan? Or just American?

[JLLproductions]

i wish there were more slayer fans where i come from, there are to many emo pussies about

[MikeLamb24]

Slayer sucks. The only good metal is nu metal and deathcore and metalcore. Everything else sounds boring

[FinalFight323]

@MikeLamb24 0/10 too obvious

[darkshredder95]

@MikeLamb24 do remember if it wasn't for so called 'boring' old-school metal then metalcore, deathcore and nu-metal wouldn't exist.

[ogrebattle22763]

Is this guy for real!

[NickScottCHSvids]

Fried Pork Skins Mask

[TheBimmyandJimmy]

I take it when they wrote Hardening Of The Arteries they kept this guy in the back of their heads.

[shane1v]

hahahaha

[Marcus666Sund]

Show No Burgers!

[aarongtr180]

You know that... you're thinking... you know.

[tedi90]

When watching, press "3".

Have a nice day.

[HolySteve999]

@tedi90 No no no when watching press 3 4x then press 4.

[Haloman777]

Cloging of the arteries lol

[JDilla2812]

behind the crooked tammy thurston, seasons in the thurston, thurston ensembled

[wippudaeu]

@JDilla2812 South of hellriegel, Angel of Baby Shane, Dead Penny Kalb Mask

[1twistedworld]

SHOW cheeseburgers NO MERCY

[TheSaSlayer]

Fat til Death

[TheSaSlayer]

you know......

[TheSaSlayer]

you know......

[x1ic1x]

Haha what the hell is he talking about? He's saying you know and the interviewer is like "the fuck?"

[FuckinLittleDreamer]

just frakin awesome !xd

[lebronjamesisgayish]

burger king awaits

[lecrapauddejerri9]

he is what's wrong with metal

[Slaytanicide]

Its funny that everyone is making fat-references through slayer titles, when the original comment provoking this is actually an S.O.D song.

[mustkillosama2]

Raining Hershey Syrup

[bettertonk]

fuck you fatboy

[Whiger15]

Raining Mayonnaise.

[lilDEMAN224]

aggressive eater

[HughMPTMulhern]

Raining High Blood Pressure

[SvddenDeth]

@HughMPTMulhern hahahahaahaha i almost shit my pants reading this

[ibemobbinlkeee]

@HughMPTMulhern that was probably the funniest comment on youtube lmao!

[fuffel93]

World Painted Fat

[mushroomknot6]

OH YOU KNOW

[snakepitrockerHQ]

Angel of fat.

[verynice420]

its going to be hard for tom arraya to kick him off the stage

[finikss]

you know . know what ? you know that you thinking you , you know XD

[acezospad3s]

lard ensemble

[KingShark93]

Angel of Bigmac

[rambomoore9999]

Raining Cheeseburgers

[lickakaka]

Bovine Intervention.

[ThrashMetalAssault1]

you know your a slayer poser when you have a hottopic slayer shirt,

[alessandro7151]

he is a shhhhiiiittttt

[clayandaaron]

Oh wow, I look down at the comments and see "Seasoning The Obese" and other stuff like that, I'm not gana lie i lol'd.

[ZimTheHomicidalAlien]

hell a-weights

[IzzyKvnt]

Fuck you guys. So what, he's fat..?? Grow the fuck up.

[ZimTheHomicidalAlien]

@IzzyKvnt C'mon, it's just friendly violent fun, in fact I kindaI like that guy.

[motherphucker666]

Criminally Overweight

[TheMetalRiffer]

Not a single adjective in this description and he's still right!

[UberShadow666]

Die by the McDonalds

[am0e]

Mouth of 7-Eleven

[XforkbenderX]

Undisputed Latitude



[xxsabathxx]

raining baloney

[NordicBlood84]

As embarrassing as it is this guy speaks the truth.

[xXSMC365Xx]

He sure got hardening of the arteries :)

[choppersgun]

@Brutalmusicktv because they don't complain when i fuck them

[666godofmetal]

Haha this is so crazy, because I saw a dude who looked almost exactly like this at McDonalds, who came up to me because I was wearing a Slayer shirt. As soon as I saw he had one too, I tried to escape, but my temporary contract to my McDouble held me back. He then preceded to try and converse with me about his sexual fantasies about Brittany Spears, and how Slayer saved his life. He looked weird because his shirt was tucked in and he was wearing a fancy belt and was 4 feet tall. That is all.

[choppersgun]

Slayer are faggots

[MeatBloodStew]

@choppersgun so are people who whine...asshole

[CrustyThrash]

**Slayer/Obesity Play On Words**

[Neuffey]

Raining Fatty

[Smertyin092]

McDonald'sy Suicide or Fat Awaits

[LYNXTEDDY]

U KNOW...HE SAID IT ALL

[ITZBASSMAN]

show no fat

[SSGTCOLOSSUS]

SSSSLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYE­EEEEERRRRRRRRR

[djjessebase10]

THIS GUY KNOWS

[BrianJLeong]

SLAYER!!!!

[blaisems]

All throughout the video, he was either cumming in his pants or having a mild stroke/ heart attack.

My money's on the latter

[x04civicsix]

Slayer isn't bad. I do HATE the solo's in 90% of the songs.. but you can't sit here and be like.. ohh the music sucks... when you're prob listening to the radio that plays that gay auto tune garbage.

[slayerpug]

so tacky yet so true