Moves Like Welker Song (Moves Like Jagger parody)

[EastBoySwagger12]

Tom brady and drew brees are the elite qb's end of discussion they both pass the 5000 mark tom brady broke so many records and he the only qb right now with3 superbowl rings so quit talkin about this because ray lewis even says he haves to play his best to (try) to beat him. Sports center says if he wins one more superbowl he have no other record to beat. Oh and he was a 6 round pick so go fuck yourself if you think another qb is better.

[4321pats]

Ur stupid if u think Eli doesn't have any weapons. Nicks is a top 5 WR in the NFL, Cruz is a stud, and Manningham is pretty good. Plus Eli's defense is pretty good, the pass rush they have is probably the best in the NFL. And Roethlisberger is nowhere near the level of Brady and other elite QB's. His elite defense's won him SB's. Brady, a healthy Manning(and I don't like him), Brees, and Rodgers are hands down the only elite QB's in the NFL. Eli is right there, since he's beaten us twice in the

[ClarenceDarroww]

good video, but you cant fucking sing.

[BigGuyOh5]

Why doesn't it metiton his performance in this years superbwol

[SwaGxAzteC]

Horrible singing bad but. Good song

[Rockyall]

He did really well catching the ball in the SuperBowl..

[LilWelker24]

WES WELKER = BEAST and possibly my cousin (is until proven not just like you're innocent until proven guitly ;)!)! Welker is a #BadAss

[Macmacmac611]

Move like dumby

[patriots3451]

and he's real good

[Bobofatt01]

This is hysterical

[thejohhny69]

this shit is funny but too bad they lost in the super bowl because of him, hahaha :-) xd:..........

[cy750]

@thejohhny69 buttafingas...

[lukemcd3]

@dynomutt21 ya that is the funny thing do u want to know the even funnier thing? u have no cock

[dynomutt21]

funny thing is they lost super bowl

[chrispotterstuff]

learn to sing

[Twigandtreeairsoft]

@ bezerk47 no in the song it said we got him in round 5 we got him for miami not in the draft pick

[Ioninski]

Funnyjones, this is awesome!!! Funny, clean and true. Thumbs UP

[edwarddrown]

48 People don't have moves like Welker.

[JunkYardDog175]

I love Welker and this was a good idea for a vid, but maybe next time get someone who can actually sing.

[tombradylover1234321]

omg love this video and woo patriots go welker

[wolfman4350]

i got the moves like welker

[aznsketcher]

HAHAHA.....THIS IS AWESOME. good job

[Twigandtreeairsoft]

We traded welker

[bezerk47]

@Twigandtreeairsoft No his contract is just up and its up to Belicheck if he signs him again

[CodblackopsGames]

is this on itunes

[bostonlevs34]

best parody eva

[geriwulle]

Thanks for the douche chills

[EpicRapBattles101]

Too bad welker sucks badly

[L4Z3RF4C3]

@EpicRapBattles101 too bad that if you think that you are the dumbest piece of shit to ever claim to know anything about football

[flowerpower893]

He is the best

[Jarocny585]

to bad he dropped the ball #giants

[edgotspeed]

I love the patriots and the song.

[futurebeast12]

WELKER! BEST WR EVER!

[CodblackopsGames]

he did not have the moves in the super

[MaMiAnImErEvIeW]

i wander if he seen this



[MaMiAnImErEvIeW]

dis is my faverote song i menerizeed it in a day

[skull2700]

this is not good

wes welker is a beast but this is not good at all

[smil3yjr617]

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

[MrBubblelips]

Garbage...

[Tytytysususu]

Wow nice

[bomb12diggity]

you can tell a white guy made this..... its actually good

[cooldoggy910]

i luv the pats hate the giants im sad they lost the super bowl

[41fallout14]

Welker was undrafted.

Brady was a fifth round

[MHDlaxers]

that crapy singer doesn't have moves like welker nobody does

[buddymyhomeboy123]

@MHDlaxers I bet he can sing wayy better than you can

[daexion]

@MHDlaxers It's just a song...don't take it too literally.

[MHDlaxers]

At least he is real white



[Spartan10411]

This is awesome!!!!!!! Im a huge welker fan and this is just amazing and funny lol

[funnyjones]

@Spartan10411 Welker is the man, right!?

[avengeddudea7x]

This is the shit. Whoever made this is a fucking genius.

[funnyjones]

@avengeddudea7x Thank you - I can't take full credit. Most of the lyrics were written by my friend Jeff Mans.

[theblacksuperman1000]

welkers definatley not built like a twig, he's actually pretty muscular

[funnyjones]

@theblacksuperman1000 Yea I know but compared to other players he's smaller in stature so it fits kinda. Plus I needed something that rhymed there, lol.

[buddymyhomeboy123]

he's not built like a twig!!

[funnyjones]

@buddymyhomeboy123 See above comment. Thank you.

[xPR0PH3CYxx21]

This was amazing

[funnyjones]

@xPR0PH3CYxx21 Thanks for the comment. Appreciate it.

[ThePS3Gamer313]

who said small guys cant do big things

[funnyjones]

@ThePS3Gamer313 He's the SHIT! right?

[cooldoggy910]

lol love the pats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[funnyjones]

@cooldoggy910 Me too. Love the Pats. That's why I was depressed for a week after they lossed.

[TheTwiztidAlkaholik]

you can tell its a white guy who made this..

[funnyjones]

@TheTwiztidAlkaholik Why is that? No swear words?

[funnyjones]

@funnyjones Or rather not MANY swear words? lol

[SixtySixPixels]

@funnyjones no its cause black people cant edit videos

[MaMiAnImErEvIeW]

thats effective to us blacks

[takeYOURreadstep]

@funnyjones no just bad rymes.

[thecman40]

@TheTwiztidAlkaholik definetly

[TheDPGizzy]

Wes is such a beast. But Tom Brady also makes him what he is today.

[funnyjones]

@TheDPGizzy Agreed!

[Ease75]

@funnyjones very true



[dollarstorePWNRlol]

@funnyjones that ball really jaggered of his finger tips in the superbowl... still good though, but Eli = Elite :)

[williamef5]

@dollarstorePWNRlol

Eli Manning is only good because he has Victor Cruz and mario manningham to throw to.:)

[dollarstorePWNRlol]

@williamef5 not really pal, Eli Manning had no running game to speak of in the Regular Season, his defense was one of the worst in the league and his offensive line was also one of the oldest and worst in the league. Manning actually had 4000+ passing yard seasons prior to this year as well buddy. Every QB has weapons and go to receivers pal, but only Eli gets the "ITS BECAUSE HE HAS GOOD RECEIVERS CARD" cause people like u are idiots. Stupid butt-hurt Pats fan...

[williamef5]

@dollarstorePWNRlol

im NOT a fan of the pats:(.Im a fan of welker. Eli manning is good, but i think that he is too cocky and big headed. The QB that im a huge fan of , is TEBOW

[dollarstorePWNRlol]

@williamef5 william ur wrong... Eli is anything but Cocky. He's the quietest guy ever and he never or rarely comlains. He never got the credit living in his older brothers shadow and now he finally has the elite label...

[williamef5]

@dollarstorePWNRlol

He is an elite quarterback,good for him.What is your evidence that Eli is quiet?Honestly i dont have much evidence that he is not quiet.the only bit of evidence that i have is his "I believe i rank among the top Nfl quarerback"claim.which he backed up this season.But still,saying that you think that you are one of the best seems a little bit rude.I hope you realize that i just dont really like Eli, i dont like HATE him or anything.

[dollarstorePWNRlol]

@williamef5 Do u ever hear him trash talking or boasting? Does he discount double check like that douche Rodgers??? NO. He's a classy quiet guy and is top 5 in this league no doubt. Did he join Brandon Jacobs and half of the Giants Roster in trash talking the Eagles and Jets this season??? NO. Does he tebow like crazy and sell religion like pimp??? NO. Eli is an elite class act top 5 QB in the league, and u just down played everything he did in ur last couple comments.

[TheBlazeClan101]

@dollarstorePWNRlol Why are you even at this video? To troll? Yeah, thats what I thought bandwagon.

[dollarstorePWNRlol]

@TheBlazeClan101 Bandwaggoner??? Let me tell u something PUNK!!! I've been a die hard Giants fan since I was 5... Been through the good and bad motherfucker. We had the likes of Jessie Palmer and Kerry Collins at QB and got blown the fuck out by Baltimore at the superbowl, so yeah I've along since the beginning PAL!!! And thats rich coming from a Pats fan like u, I bet u never switched on a TV until Tom Brady won that first superbowl... try again stupid

[TheBlazeClan101]

@dollarstorePWNRlol Get the hell out of this video if you hate the Patriots. Bandwaggoner.

[dollarstorePWNRlol]

@TheBlazeClan101 stfu pussy the only reason why ur here watching football right now because the pats became good and had tom brady. If not u would probably wouldn't even be watching football period... gtfo

[easyco778]

@dollarstorePWNRlol If you gave payton, brady, rodgers or breese those recievers they would win the super bowl, no doubt. And every one of those defenses are worse then the giants.

[dollarstorePWNRlol]

@easyco778 ur an idiot, the Giants had the 29th ranked defense. And while the Giants recievers were explosive, they led the league in tips and drops. Also Rodgers and Brees have more weapons than the giants u morron. Rodgers has Nelson, Driver, Jones, Finley, Jennings, and Cobb, along with 2 good pass catching backs in starks and Grant. Brees has Colston, Meachem, Henderson, Pierre Thomas and Daren Sproles and Jimmy Graham. Brady has 2 monster TEs and great passcatching HBs... morron

[easyco778]

@dollarstorePWNRlol So If the giants had the 29th ranked defense, who were the other worst ones? every team I named with the exception of the colts. And If brady had actual recievers instead of TB's he would make huge plays. But he has to rely on TB's and slot recievers. He dosnt have one deep threat that other teams have to worry about. Eli is good, but he has a much better recieving core then most other QB's.

[dollarstorePWNRlol]

@easyco778 Elite QBs: 1. Tom Brady (Peyton Manning is tied for 1st when he's not injured 2. Drew Brees 3. Aaron Rodgers 4. Eli Manning 5. Ben Rothlisburger... These are the elite QBs and all 4 of these QBs have better Team's/surrounding talent than Eli. Eli had 3 recievers that were good, but no offensive line, horrible defense and no running game to speak of. So STFU IN SAYING THAT ELI HAS THE BEST WEAPONS because the Giants lack in many areas and Eli played clutch all year buddy

[easyco778]

@dollarstorePWNRlol So we're ignoring the fact that Eli had 1. a better defense and 2. worse stats then three of those QB's. But Ignoring all of that lets look at the regular season stats for eli. Passing yards 4th. TD's 5th. Most interceptions out of the "elite QB's". Worst completion average out of the "elite QB's". And for rating... he finished in 7th, only beating rapeilsburger out of your elite 5. Who is the moron now?

[dollarstorePWNRlol]

@easyco778 1. Manning led all QBs this year in 4th quarter TDs with 15, therefore clearly clutch, 2. he had no running game to speak of and thus had no change of pace in that offense and had to literally manufacture everything him self, 3. Had an offensive line completely in shambles and still put up nearly 5000yrds and 30 TDs 4. Passing yards 4th - top 5 yes Passing TDs 5th - top 5 yes 5. Best QB in the playoffs yes 6. 2 superbowl MVPs yes 7. still a dumbass moron - yes... try again

[easyco778]

@dollarstorePWNRlol Keep ignoring the bad facts, mabey this time you will listen. Eli was good, but he dosn't deserve the blind praise your giving him. Compared to any other elite QB(big ben isn't elite) He 1. Throws more interceptions 2. Completes less passes and 3. throws less TD's. He isn't a god. hes the 7th ranked QB and should be treated as such. And what you should really be thinking about is if he has over hald his TD's in the 4th, what he doing the rest of the game.

[dollarstorePWNRlol]

@easyco778 Ignoring the facts, buddy I not only countered all of ur bullshit arguments but also provided new arguments that u havent even countered. Eli was top 5 in yards Top 6 in TDs, number 1 in 4th Quarter TDs, only 16 INTs, most in 40+ yard passes, 6th in passer rating (Schaub was injured), 5th in yards per game, number 1 QB in the playoffs and is a 2 time superbowl MVP, so tell me STUPID how is he the 7th best QB in the league, and I never said he was a god, he is elite top 5 QB

[easyco778]

@dollarstorePWNRlol How are you countering my argument? YOUR SAYING THE SAME THING. Im saying I would trust 4QB's then him, nothing else. And Im saying those 4 QB's could do the same/better things with the same recieving core. That my opinion, no need to get so out of shape over it. And for the record whats the reason he got those 2 MVP's? Two 1 in 1000 catches made by recievers off of crapy passes. And my top 5 QB's are Brady, Peyton(not injured), Rodgers, Brees, Eli.

[dollarstorePWNRlol]

@easyco778 I countered everything and when ur a top 5 QB ur elite... and in my top five I have: 1. Peyton Manning (healthy)/Tom Brady ... 2. Drew Brees ... 3. Aaron Rodgers ... 4. Eli Manning ... 5. Ben Roethlisburger ... ... we are arguing the exact same thing this is retarded

[dollarstorePWNRlol]

@easyco778 give me ur top 5 QBs right now bud... I bet its full of shit

[22markone]

@dollarstorePWNRlol i hate to say your right...but you are

[dollarstorePWNRlol]

@22markone thanks ur smart

[dollarstorePWNRlol]

@22markone btw I dont hate the pats... I love brady and bellichick (bellichick used to coach the giants)... I hate some of the bandwaggon fans

[FarnorthNS11]

@dollarstorePWNRlol I remember when the giants lost a lot of games because there defense was hurt. They only started to get good when there receivers came to play.

[dollarstorePWNRlol]

@FarnorthNS11 hahah ur a fucking moron too. The Giants receivers were always good, they had a great rapport with Manning, and they didn't make Manning good u dumbfuck. The reason why the Giants did better was improved running game and they became healthier on defense... get your facts straight before spewing ur garbage bullshit

[MHB155]

@TheDPGizzy untill he dropped that super bowl pass...

[jbquigley2010]

It's refreshing to see someone celebrating welker when the national media is shitting on his life

[zxcadef]

Sorry bout that I accidentally hit send before finishing my sentence. Welker s a hell of a player so don't be surprised to see him in the Super Bowl next year and make the big catch.

[zxcadef]

Truly amazing. And people that are even patriots fan quit blaming Welker for that drop Brady has a sprained left shoulder so he threw it a little shaky and Welker had to turn his body to catch it so it wouldn't get picked off by the safety. Welker is a hell of a player and don't be us

[demeister456]

love it

[MrKhind100]

did i hear he has normal hair?

[funnyjones]

@MrKhind100 Yea you did. I thought it would be funny to point that out because Tom Brady likes to grow his hair out crazy and there was a guy on the pats with a high old school flat top so having "normal" hair is kinda rare, lol

[reneluar]

Sing like Michael Jackson hahaha, I am Patriots fan and I support Welker, stop haters

[funnyjones]

@reneluar Yea stop haters.... too many of them

[cooldoggy910]

@reneluar same i luv the pats!

[Kevers77]

im a pats fan and this awsome



[adamhunterbrewer]

WHO WON THE SUPAH BOWL! GIANTS !!!!!!!!!!

[NayalaSmith]

You ryhmed "there" with "there". 

[TheNewwing]

i got the butterfingers like welker

[jigglyman1000]

ik hes a reciver but w.e nd i said tightend

[jigglyman1000]

i gota say imma giants fan but im also a white runningback/tightend so i respect the shit outra wes welker lmao

[darthbilly97]

yeah are qb is the 2nd best ever to touch the ball and we've been to the big one 5 times in the past 12 years (11 with brady) , your right we suck so bad

[2005bsu]

I heard a popular online pawn dealer dropped a load of Butterfingers for Welker today. Wes "chokes in big games" Welker.

[NewEnglandPatriot101]

@ Smansonful

you idiot he's talking about in his fantasy league

[TheMegan12390]

your craz

[gigifran01]

GIANT WON BY LUCK NOT BY SKILL. PATRIOTS R OBVIOUSLY BETTER!

[NewEngPatriots1]

@gigifran01 Exactly!

[XxChuckNorrissaidxX]

@NewEngPatriots1 you hate eli?why will i guess i can't talk i hate tom and ray lewis

[funnyjones]

@XxChuckNorrissaidxX I don't hate Eli. How can you hate the nicest guy in the nfl?

[XxChuckNorrissaidxX]

@funnyjones talking to newengpatroits1

[destroyer24689]

@funnyjones eli is not the nicest guy in the nfl tim tebow is so much nicer

[funnyjones]

@destroyer24689 Actually you are right. I agree. But Eli is up there. Did you see him on Letterman??

[chris123415561]

I wonder if this would be better if someone better would sing this

[hungergamesfanatic1]

XDD this makes me feel like i can sing :DD

[evanmowery]

Love this...

You guys should check out my song "SuperBowl Blues" if you are a fan of Mr. Welker!

[Smansonful]

Wes Welker was signed by the Chargers, then cut, and picked up by the Dolphins, wasn't drafted 5th round by the patriots

[NewEnglandPatriot101]

@Smansonful He was talking about in HIS FANTASY league

[lisa80836]

thumbs up if you think welkers a beast!!!!

[Datu35]

gaayyyyy

[Caseymonkey22]

This song rocks

[SCWC96]

I am a giants fan and I am happy they won but I love this song

[JagePoland]

Enjoy the win giants welker bet millions against the pats and dropped a game winner

[nasbrown23]

Amazing! Incredible! We are going to take care of our defense. Then you Giants fans will see!!! ;)

[brooklynsoccerchick3]

Patriots Suck!! Giants rule!!! Lost to us twice! 4th Quarter is Eli Time. Can someone make a moves like victor? LOL

[JumpOnMeForJoy]

I guess he didn't have the moves on his 4th quarter drop and the Giants do it again.

[ditto66]

AND THE GIANTS WIN THE SUPERBOWL

[NayalaSmith]

Moves like who? And what moves? AINT NOTHING GOIN ON FOR THE PATS TONIGHT!

[nerfanator12345]

the patriots lost the big game

[linux617]

you sound constipated

[MegaLettersandnumber]

holy shit u got a gay voice

[Oliviagirlove]

I Got No Ass And Its Real Small I Got No Tic Tacks Em Just 2.3'' You Wanted Some frailer Just Like A Faggit Team On Nerdiest Team Now Sing It With The Song...GO PATS You Hate What You've Seen

[ravenanfinmaven]

yall stole him from my dophins because cam cameron is a completle failure as head coach

for samason satele the current sorry raiders center go giants

[Oliviagirlove]

o.o WTH Is Singing.....OMG INVASION OF CHIMPS! :O

[BellaTaylor1240]

LESGO PATS <3

[baytowne]

I am not a patriots fan but def a Wes Welker fan. Great song... I'm playing it on my radio show soul kitchen radio dot com

[funnyjones]

@baytowne That's awesome. Let me know if you'd like me to email you the mp3 file.

[SNIPZMW3]

learn to sing

[funnyjones]

@SNIPZMW3 Thumbs up to THIS comment!!

[Shaahky1]

@SNIPZMW3  Omgosh is this a guy in a skirt singing?

[funnyjones]

@SNIPZMW3 Thanks!

[KyleBroflovski4462]

@funnyjones well, I got the moves like woodhead too

[NickGodinTv]

WE GONNA WIN THE SUPERBOWL!

[TheDouchydouche11]

Sounds like someone has a gay man crush on him.

[funnyjones]

@TheDouchydouche11 Annnddd?? lol

[funnyjones]

@TheDouchydouche11 Yes I do actually! Thanks!

[miguelito10210102]

patriotssssssssssssssss



[funnyjones]

@miguelito10210102 Whoohoooooooo GO PATS!!!! (3 hours to gametime!!!)

[KyleBroflovski4462]

I got the moves like Brady

[funnyjones]

@KyleBroflovski4462 Brady doesnt move much actually, just stands in the pocket, lol

[gabriellakm]

Awesome

[funnyjones]

@gabriellakm Thank you Gabe!

[kazarkas]

34-24 Patriots, the official prediction from a guy from NJ thinking the Giants are too over confident.

[funnyjones]

@kazarkas I cannot even predict a score - I have no clue - I just know it's gonna be close.

[MrJordanbalasico]

Awesome

[funnyjones]

@MrJordanbalasico Thanks JB

[Mfutu1]

Terrible sinnger!