Stu Francis - Ooh I Could Crush A Grape

[bigbossman8]

A woman goes into a police station and say's I HAVE JUST BEEN GRAPED , the policeman say's do you mean RAPED , the woman say,s no, THERE WAS A BUNCH OF THEM ...

[GeorgeASFTHM]

Ooh, I could shit on a toilet

[McSuperfly101]

Ooh, I could rape a grape.

[97channel]

Ooh, I could bite a lollipop.

[Snuffomatica]

"Ooh I could leap over a chocolate log." Nice euphemism.

[ais12341000]

Lol I saw him at the pantomime last week in bolton!! Hes always dere! Apparently came back on popular demand and he sang this very song!! Yayyyy ooh I could crush a grape... lol Bolton humor! :p

[billsykes75]

He looks like He's crushing His balls in those tight leisure pants!

[wobber999]

Oooo i could crush his head stu fecking francis the annoying git

[tonymontana1974]

A bit of a strange fact here but that fella right at the start of this clip was called "the great stupendo" and he was married to "victoria wood".

[ShootingStarStudioz]

Three Dislikers must be body builders :D

[quizmaster85]

OOOH, I could favourite this video!

[ShootingStarStudioz]

OOOOOOH I could crush a grape...

[routebb]

Saw him last night on north pier blackpool, oooh i could twat a looter. he came on singing this, oooh i could shit in Camerons mouth !!

[VeniceKG]

Ive been looking ofr this song online for years. Cos I lost the 7inch I had when I was 6....we used to listen to it before going out at 18 (in the late 90's). Very happy right now!

[RetroChannelUK]

@VeniceKG Pleased to provide it for you :)

[frjackhacket]

:Picard:

[Pobotrol]

Gibber.