Monkey Catches His Pee And Washes His Face With It!!

[erikaaandellisx]

I find this difficult to masturbate to.

[tlanigan]

Urine is not a waste product like feces. It is 95% water, and the rest is minerals, salts, enzymes, and urea

[lastrebel999]

Just because darwin was a drunken bum with a popular idea and habits like this monkeys doesn't mean i want people thinking i evolved from it too.

[LordKaisen]

sometimes I wonder if they just do it to fuck with us.

[colassalcoconutttt]

HEY! I DIDN'T KNOW YOUR MOM WAS FAMOUS?!?!? :D

[dsandman92]

He probably saves a lot on those expensive facial treatments....

[doobiesmoke15]

It probably helps keep felas out of his beard

[UrbaneGent]

@sian0151 your comment - "so the wild ones don't go extinct"

If it makes you feel better knowing humans lock up animals for conservation, you are disillusioned. Conservation should happen where these creatures LIVE. The, "he is in a zoo so we know not to kill him in the wild" or "it's okay if we encroach on their territory, tear up their forests, kill them for bushmeat, or capture for a pet, we've got zoos so they don't go extinct." Very small minded.

[UrbaneGent]

@sian0151 whether he is in a zoo or a sanctuary, he is not in his normal habitat. I was merely stating a reason why primates, particularly Great Apes, engage in coprophagia, which typically starts with drinking one's urine first, because of boredom, social stress and other things. This had nothing to do with conservation.

[ROTTIMAN31]

I'm araid to ask but here goes, how do you know that piss is salty?

[RyanisFTW]

lol that was weird

[PandaBearGoneWrong]

hahahahahahaha!!

[Baller527]

Peeactiv

well he was going thru puberty

[zhetya]

i just heard some1 sez "masterpiece"

[tmd963]

lol i hate monkeys so much

[UrbaneGent]

This is a baby GORILLA not a monkey! This is what happens when you lock up apes. They get bored and do things like this - this very rarely happens in the wild.

[sian0151]

@UrbaneGent he is in the zoo so the wild ones dont go extinct is called conservation

[Xterio]

And to think he got the nobel peace prize

[DeathToTheNation]

I love to think we evolved from these guys :)

[thibaulthalpern]

Ever heard of "watersports"? Some people engage in them. Yes, and I do mean the kind you think people wouldn't do.

[dcc890]

lol

[skyferret1]

So after hours when the zoo is closed, I wonder what else happens?

2 apes 1 cup????

[flohockey]

der schützt sich ja nur vor mücken und so kleinen tieren und ihr dummen leute macht gleich einen aufstand o mann was würde der kammeramann aus diesem video nur machen wenn er im tschungel leben müsste der !! würde sich totlachen !!

[landosalemchainsaw]

gorilla not monkey

tail = monkey

no tail = ape

just like bugs and insects get it right

[stuchly1]

just like bugs beetles if you want to correct someone. because ape is not monkey but you can't say bug is not an insect because it is. you got the point right but said it wrong ;-) this is like thinking we evolved from monkeys! this is not true. we (apes and paople) are "grandchildren" of our one common "grandfather" but we didn't evolve from each other. ;-) plus. people hate other people correcting/indoctrinating them. be careful next time :-D

[Gradytwins]

i saw a tiger vomit on the glass at the Baltimore Zoo..

[cemeterydrive24]

i went to the San Diego zoo and i saw a adult giraffe pee and the baby was drinking it.

[gourder]

thats one smart monkey :O

[Kowaltschek]

hahaha wie genial

[tubeyou443]

My uncle does the same thing.

[evankoka12]

ROFL

[joshdrummer08]

LOL!

[olivesheaven]

LOL

[scaptyscapty21]

yeah because when the apes take over youll get killed for calling them monkey

[sadierox99]

You all should know that gorillas are not monkeys, they are apes.

[sportzfan17]

eww why the hell did you tube recomend this for me

[autumnmaple101]

The things animals do.

[Mansawn]

this is the 2% of DNA that we nd monkeys dont share

[joeydendron]

You should see the children my wife has to teach at school

[nedmanders]

monekys peeing...dont know what it is about it that makes me laugh. well monkeys dong weird pee related stuff anyways.

[bibbiop]

you guys are so stupid...

[RichmanDEranGed]

LOL!!!

[LLScouser]

"Mr President, what are you doing?"

[hipolitstonis]

My West Virginia side of the fam does that.

[detroitdieselpower]

Funniest comment I've seen all day

[gwatson101]

Its not a monkey its an ape.

[wilerman]

wats ur point. it funny either way

[zorgotronX7900]

"funny.....has anyone ever read the ingrediants on some facial cremes? is anyone famillier with the ingrediant "Ureah" or how ever you spell it. ureah is a chemical found in urine. so the next time you apply that nice topical creme, make sure you read whats in it. lol"

true, I think the Romans also used to to bathe, and to wash their hair.

[DyeDew]

I'm soo pissed off now!

[nissanR92CP]

funny.....has anyone ever read the ingrediants on some facial cremes? is anyone famillier with the ingrediant "Ureah" or how ever you spell it. ureah is a chemical found in urine. so the next time you apply that nice topical creme, make sure you read whats in it. lol

[psychokillerburgers]

that monkey is a cheapskate...

[eYakk]

Fresh wee is sterile don'tchaknow.

[cucumb]

yes if your well

[FargoJ02]

And after thousands of years of evolution... how much have things changed?

[Wabe28]

Humans actually call it "Urine therapy"! lol

Look it up on Wikipedia....

[CelticReject]

Good idea. I'll try that tomorrow morning.

[rahmanroni]

think this is funny, watch monkey pees (or pisses) in his mouth

[rahmanroni]

it would have been funny if it pissed in ts mouth and the spit it out at the people watching it.

[DarkLord1610]

monkey see,.. monkey do....

lol

[BlackS7ven]

This is Why I never went to Zoo.

[beltranian1594]

this is the 2% of DNA that we nd monkeys dont share

[PrinceTrunks1]

owned lol

[football72linemen]

@beltranian1594 what are you talking about i do that all the time

[dsandman92]

@beltranian1594 I guess you haven't been to India ;-)

[londono3]

Remember any of you who may not have finished school that there are hormones in urine and this animal may be applying it for mating purposes.

[everlastingchill]

no wonder why they smell so nice :)

[XxICEMELTxX]

THAT'S HOW HE DO!!!!!!

[egdqv13234]

well wake wake in the morning... xp

[chuaailing]

he must be bored to do these unnatural stuff :(

[ooferd]

what the hell?

[Diamondkid777]

man i was doing this laast week and my face cleared up!!!!!

[starwarmaster]

lol, it says a "money" in the description.

It's not even a Monkey, but the video is still funny....

[porscheflat]

Pee........

[bj373]

its his cologne

[burnerkiller12]

lol half a bottle lmfao

[HalfABottle]

Thank god I'm not the only one that does this.

[RevengeDragons]

Lol

[1PAcouchpotato]

i dont think we came from these

[neven02]

naughty

[thatdumbstarwarsguy]

SICK!

[armoredpig]

Go Barak Obama!

[sent2null]

At the risk of seeming didactic to some here, I should point out that the animal in question is NOT a monkey. ;)

[AllyWheels]

Scram didactic boy, let us have our fun!

;-)

[unsightly]

What the hell is it, then? A midget in a costume?

[sent2null]

It's a Gorilla a fellow member of the ape branch of primates that does not include monkeys. google is your friend. ;)

[schatzlein28]

Thank you!  Glad to see someone else knows the difference.

[elmosworld10101]

0MG ii L0V3 M0NK3YS TH3R3 S0 UNPR3DiiCTABL3

S0RRY CANT SP3LL W0RTH SHiiT

[666Marduk999]

Monkey see, Monkey doo

[s1234520]

in ur desscription it says a money at the etc instead of a monkey lol just thought u should no

[LisaFutterman1]

I masturbated to this.

[Keagan777]

lmfao

[IHaustDu]

Me too... -_-

[LisaFutterman1]

awesome!

[ani10881]

wait wait! sorry for being dim, but i can't tell: is anannyo's comment ACTUALLY serious, or is he just being funny?

[rosiegurl624]

idk which but either way swearing at someone is not a way to be funny.

[ani10881]

well, what i really meant was "did he think he was being "funny"

:)

[ani10881]

Uh, that's not a monkey, but an ape. More specifically, a western lowland gorilla.

I know, I know...I just had to come rain on the parade...!

[kerdeboer]

there is nothing wrong with this. urine of a healthy animal is sterile and safe to drink.

[Guedro]

it is also well documented that fag had 1 testicule.

[raleigh420]

oldenhynes do you wash youself with piss?

[csordie2000]

I could not disagree more urine therapy is highly respected in asia and africa. this monkey is helping his face of skin problem. urine is safer to drink than wild water . basic survival stuff. urine enema will make a old guy feel like a teenager for few hours. Animals know thing you dont

[lilbill73]

Sick people think that this is funny. This poor creature has to live his life in captivity. This is a nerotic behavior indicative of caged primates. We'd all be a bit nerotic given the circumstance. I'm not trying to rain on anybodies parade. Just have some compassion. And you must admit the laughter from the man filming the video is very creepy. They should lock him up so we can laugh at him.

[AllyWheels]

I just did this to my own face and hey, it felt good.

[MiariFerrari]

O_o OOOOOKKKKKKK that is weird

[MattyttaM]

sweet

[headshotproduct]

i wanna take his warm pee and rub all over my body then finger my ass

[StanierJack]

what are you? some kind of freak?

[jesslynn31993]

hahahahhaha thats funny,

[Danteform]

lol... uhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah ur alone on that

[yaorockets88]

weird comment lol

[kloop2]

.........  ..

[sirdude2220]

lolololololololollololololollo­lololollollool

[pivotsucker1123]

monkeys use thier piss for everything

[Beer4LiF3]

rofl your right

[stephenmsn]

dont knowwhy ever monkey on this network is fucking thirsty

[Mazarae]

out of warm water i guess

[otya3]

you know he's probably doing that because there's no water in his cage and he has to wash him self Zoos and the caging of animals is WRONG

[Skyslifer1]

thats correct!

[miner49er588]

evoulushoi is real they proved it but im not judgeing how other belifes but i evoulutin came from the old world (asia) and came to the new world (n.a, s.a) but they hav proved it manytimes

[xNiksta89x]

oh my days peeps stop bullshitin 2 ech other lmao evolution is not bullshit but humans neva do these these like dat but monkeys n apes does!! fukin gross lmao

[IceTeaEdwin]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!

[FocusedLove]

first that was not a monkey, that was an ape. it was drinking its piss. drinking your own piss can keep you from getting sick. and people do that too. our culture has been so far removed from nature that without stores and being told what to buy we would not survive.

educate yourself about things other than making money. you may need it soon.

[albinotroll]

you are a hippie

[spentfromnz]

New-age saps drink their own urine because flaky morons tell them it's good for you. It's not. It's bodily waste people, if your body needed that it wouldn't be expelling it.

[arenaskies]

I've heard of that actually and although that sounds interesting, there is no way I would try it! Not even my own!

[coolguyintheblue]

u can c human doing wrost stuff then this

go to slut head dot com

[UriGellerSucks]

haha wanna have a shower?

[Velocity1222]

OH MY GOD!!! THATS SO GROSS!!!!

[usernamepaolo]

Their probably way healthier than us humans

[MonsterMashKiller]

no, they're not.

[SeeSp0tRun]

yes, they are.

[MonsterMashKiller]

not many humans do that. all monkeys do things like that. i've seen monkey take a piss right into their own mouth. i don't see humans doing that. case closed

[grazatt]

There are lots of websites where you can see that! and people doing worse stuff too!

[PVTpublic]

actually u are a fucktard...do some research before you open you ugly mouth. Survivalists have written books telling you to drink your pee uptop 3 times in a row if its needed....also some women mainly in US think drinking piss is good for skin rejuvenation...

[dragonayr22]

who the fuck gives a shit????

[candyman21xx]

those gorillas don't look very healthy...

[cookiel8ver]

gorrilla not monkey

[nascarfan78]

oh and they say there mostly like us!!!

[Sparisi1122]

There are a few weird humans into that kind of shit.

[fxrdz]

Take 2girls1cup For example Lol. but naa evolution is bullshit.

[Sparisi1122]

lol, what is that thing called? The Darwin Awards books, you have to read those they are so funny. People doing stupid shit, getting killed, thus their genes are removed from the gene pool and we evolve.

[MonsterMashKiller]

evelution IS bullshit. i agree

[riOxTheLegend]

your a retard, evolution is has been proven many times.

[MonsterMashKiller]

dude, i'm a christian.

[donny0man]

LOL! Best excuse ever!

[MonsterMashKiller]

you talkin to moi?

[donny0man]

Oui, je parle à vous.

[MonsterMashKiller]

don't cuss. you're above that :)

[FsharpAsharpInfinity]

urine is sterile, get over it

[BeachBum8822557]

this is soooooo weird!

[sentstuff05]

It's a gorilla peeps, not a monkey.

[turkishpresident]

Monkey Pee: Thirst Quencher/Shampoo

[patty157]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[RasenganChidori159]

COOL, not the monkey part, but i live in chicago, never saw that happen tho...lol

[alisregalado]

Awwh.

[glifencible]

I still like gorillas more than people.

[wanky448]

gorillas can RIP YOUR FACE OFF!

[H0neyBabyD0ll]

so can people

[Beansyom]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[hannahjayne2]

well i guess where you are from, people applaude when someone cleans their face with pee

[ChristiGab]

LOL!!!!

[stramurto]

You won.

[Innocent091]

Why is everyone screaming?

[stramurto]

ahahahahah... best question ever!

[TheOnlyDude]

Actually as long as you don't have some kind of infection, Fresh urine is completely sterile. So the monkey really ain't doing anything unhealthy here.

[mackiewizard]

What is so sad is that some human are as stupid and will do just the same to themselves to make money off sickos from the internet.

[monkey7153]

WTF?