Shark Week 2007 - Hypnotizing a Deadly Shark

[IHateThatMonkey]

the shark now uses this experience to impress lady sharks

[pilot1223]

he gives him kokain ^^

[PlumPoko]

that shark is so high

[ViLLaPiNoZ]

Narrator: It follows mike...

Shark: Daddy!!!

[ShawnLaramie]

uhh yeah dude episode 75

[MrBlanKeTz]

the shark will eat me before i touched its nose

[fvgdfbdokd]

I would NOT be cool with that thing's mouth 2 inches away from my testicles!

[squirttle92]

I heard he fingered his girlfriend. She died.

[randomgun]

shoulda spun it on his finger like a basketball

[BlondAngel92L]

Actually I saw this guy...later on he did it with the great white!

[SidneyXda]

this is like kryptonite for the sharks, their one weakness, and it gets them butchered by japanese/chinese fucks and those fukwads in the usa, who hunt sharks to grow balls

[TheOtherLioyd]

@SidneyXda Kryptonite isn't quite the word. If this shark's behavior is any indication, they just like it.

[SidneyXda]

@TheOtherLioyd It is if you look at it as a weakness, the one weakness superman has. This is a weakness of the shark, anything can eat it or kill it, when its in that state. Wasn't really talking about the pain suerpman suffers, just the weakness of it. The one weakness.

[MysteriousDoughnut]

1:17 HUZZAH!

[lifehappens]

isnt rubbing the snouts of fish/shark basically like "wanking" them off?

[sfrance783]

halaka ui

[naeram]

awww that sharks beautiful!

[ProcrastinatingGuy]

and Scarface would have lived if he had the Shark Gun...

[mirandatuga]

That's called drugs my friends!

[wolgreth]

My mother used to do that to me when i was a kid.

[sil3nst]

Sharks are not all cold hearted creatures, they can be friendly and curious towards humans like any other animal. They can recognize that we are intelligent and of no harm to them.

[StoopidDoodz]

@sil3nst exactly. they are misunderstood. people think theyre vicious because they investigate things with their teeth. but thats not the case at all

[jumpupdnbdj]

@StoopidDoodz I've met a few girls like that too. :D Lol!

[Lunarlilly]

what kind of shark was it?

[StoopidDoodz]

@Lunarlilly reef shark

[ProcrastinatingGuy]

say hullow to my little friend!

aint afraid to use the backside!!

[lalamei00]

am i the only one who laughed when he turned the fucking shark upright what the fuck

[MoFanz]

IT JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED! D:

[HelloPreety123]

is was soo cute like a puppy following a human!! <3

[usa73r]

Don't ya hate when ya sitting there petting a nice shark and ya get that horrible feeling he was just the decoy?.... HAHA, that silly bugger!

[iCANTsleep2]

That shark looks so cute and harmless :D

[xTheDeathSaintx]

0:27

shark:oh yea touch it right there *eyes roll in pleasure*

[jonesyop]

it looks so cute!

[thatguy66ish]

I don't think this guy is going to be around much longer letting sharks bury their snouts in his junk.

[KattxKyle]

awww the shark is so cute :3 I love looking at them but seeing them in real life is fucking scary o.o

[akashnandy97]

yeah true

[beato123]

Feels good man.

[goatrek]

Do that to a great white

[dezmond121000]

@goatrek the great white will eat him b4 he gets the chance

[Inamourada]

@goatrek Great whites don't actually respond as well

[DeadFishFactory]

Okay, I want to know how the first person who tried this thought it was a good idea to touch a shark's nose.

[STERENR]

@DeadFishFactory IM pretty sure this small sharks are not dangerous wearing does suits, they just sudently tutched one of them in the nose and they saw this reaction? xD just guessing.

[MichaelGetachew]

sharksturbation

[bubblyscoobie17]

that was so amazing, see sharks aren't dangerous, there like puppys that u can pet, but who live in water, and have huge teeth, and are 10-30 ft long, and sometimes attack humans, ok u get it

[Inamourada]

@bubblyscoobie17 sharks are apex predators and any human that decides to swim in their waters deserves whatever they get!

[jontywhiter]

@Inamourada If you don't have anything useful to say, don't say it, I bet you don't know anything about sharks.

[Inamourada]

@jontywhiter Yeah right, like you're giving loads of useful info aren't you? Prat

[jontywhiter]

@Inamourada If you hadn't noticed, i didn't give any info at all, i'd rather that than say something stupid and make myself look like a tool. The insult is just proof you don't have a clue, and so get defensive, so just shut up and go away, give advice on something you actually know about.

[Inamourada]

@jontywhiter The info I'd gave I'd read about somewhere, if I'm wrong, fine, I'll freely admit it! And I hardly think you should be criticising me for insulting you, when you did the same before me (Nice comment deletion, by the way) Go troll somewhere else

[101mathsucks]

LOL shark sex! xD

[NicoleeMonroe]

GREAT. now try with a great white

[naeram]

@NicoleeMonroe get off your highhorse and appreciate the video

[StoopidDoodz]

@NicoleeMonroe he did. if you saw the whole episode he found a shark he called "a player" and put it into a trance. he didnt tip it upside down but he put it into tonic immobility.

[TacticTelevision]

@NicoleeMonroe They're not bad. Try it with a bull or tiger shark.

[Mizu1992]

Is it just me, or does the reef shark seem almost like a puppy? :)

[InnerVenom123]

That shark is adorable.

[BLIPIZA1]

awww i wanna hug and kiss that shark awwwwwwww <33333333

[chrisdeharo]

Do that with a great white...that would be impressive

[xxtiCkLedOxx]

they look so cute in their tonic state. never thought i'd say that.

[DruB15]

Later on in the show he almost does it to a great white. He does swim with the shark for 75ft

[ButterfliesMyLove]

wow i can do that

[ToddR095]

come on man my nose itches!!

[msyale10]

Awww. That shark is adorable, haha. Gotta love shark documentaries <3

[skaterbros1002]

first off reef sharks arent that dangerous and second he was wearing chainmail so its not like he was taking any huge risks

[Bodnoirbabe]

More proof that everything just wants to be petted.

[Cheesetroll]

afterwards the shark were all like "hey guys i just fucking played with a human!!!" the other sharks were all like " man that is some dangerous shit!" :D

[kittywittykat]

shark: ok... go lift me aslong as i get my nose scratched u can do watever u want :)

[beaniemae]

that shark has creepy eyes 0.0

[28summerland]

foreplay

[Kreimehn]

What a great place to keep a man-eating shark. I wonder what he keeps up his ass?

[BJuju22]

He's the man

[stormer8i0]

he killed it >:c they shot it with a trranquilizer small one u cant see it why cam goes close to the sharks face cant see

[MrVerstingen]

@stormer8i0 Bullshit!!! Iw seen this and right after the end of this video he puts his hands away and the shark starts swimming away god ignorant brat you are

[allarile260]

Lets be honest, it wants to bite his balls.

[skrilla84]

Well all attacks are unprovoked, i couldnt say for fatal attacks, but you just said it yourself the white tips are reef sharks

[TJs1cr3w]

Id laugh if one of the other sharks just bit him on the ass from behind during that 

[stripes5150]

hypnotized so he could have his way with it...lol

[Ammit5]

Coolest. Pool toy. Ever.

[iluvahiggs]

Reef sharks aren't dangerous. I would love to do this. Sharks are not dangerous. Yes there are shark attacks. But they think its their own food source, surfers look like seals. We step into their domain, the ocean. People need to think about things. And also Asians need to stop coming illegally in our waters and catching sharks to cut off their fins and just throwing them in the fucking ocean to slowly die. What if I cut off your arms and legs?!

[Hamodyxxx0]

bj

[OmegaPiggy77]

why does this whole thing have that cheesy porno vibe going on?? its creepin me out.

[RazzberriJam]

OI! @draward is just making a point. theres a very little chance youd be bitten by an american, just like hows there a very little chance by being bitten by a reef shark.,

[makdrumz]

Am i the only one thinking that its like he is fingering the shark or something? Or am i just a pervert...?!

[BloodKid13]

Guy is Mike Rutzen

[krizo1231]

@nrjf1212 - Swag??? And what if the damn shark yawns just before it goes to sleep? and a freak current pushes ur balls right into its mouth? PAP - you become an instant eunuch!!! At least then you qualify for a Darwin Award

[narcoticfish]

What a cute little bastard.

[krizo1231]

Would someone please explain to me why in the world would I want to have a Sharks mouth so close to my balls?

[nrjf1212]

@krizo1231 Swag.

[TheDRexor]

@krizo1231 LOL good point

[harrysjulie]

Isn't he kind of, killing it?

[CJTheReal]

I'm just gonna out and say it.

That is goddamn ADORABLE.

[hybredmoon]

I dont care how docile it is. It could be farting rainbows and giving kittens piggy back rides, I dont care. The toothy end of a shark is never, EVER getting that close to my crotch.

[gangstaboy0909]

@hybredmoon LMFAO

[WhiteSnake676]

Isn't that dangerous? (for the shark)

[rambadibow]

1:09 BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL

[timbo177]

@rambadibow hahahaha

[ThatPsychopathGuy]

I'd feel uncomfortable with a shark's mouth that close to my jewels.

[Soundfrequency]

The very worst shark to encounter is a tiger shark, they'll bite and attack anything, then eat it, seriously, anything, some have been found with license plates in their stomachs, basically the wasps of the sea are tiger sharks.

[chitoryu12]

If sharks could make facial expressions, it would be making the exact same one as in the video.

[hisoj]

and now you have your own cute pet shark

[potterluvver]

Awwwwwwwwww lovies ~<333333

[alperengenc]

Sharkman - This shark is now my sword

[fubukifangirl]

Funny how after he stopped rubbing the shark's nose, it looked like it came back for more, like a dog nudging your hand.

[MualamaAlien]

I find this easy to masturbate to.

[Skitariister55]

Cracked

[yourcathatesme]

shark blowjob....

[acepogi2124]

do you have to wear a chain mail to do that??????

[stellisnba]

sharks cant stay still!

[TheRockomb]

@stellisnba

The video would suggest otherwise.

Most sharks cannot stay still as they need water to pass over their gills...no proff suggests they cant "hold their breath" lols

[stellisnba]

@TheRockomb yeah sure, why not!

[ichernichenko]

now i want to see him do that with a great white

[flauterfli]

Reef sharks would be deadly if they weren't so you know, not deadly.

[Lilicool09]

what speices of the shark is ?

[Dinoman217]

@Lilicool09 Probably, a reef shark!

[British0Pixie]

DR WHO ROCKS!!!!

= ] (sorry)

[brav0wing]

I think the shark had an erection after allthat rubbing!

[mjcgolding]

@brav0wing lol dude yea... it musta been a real turn on :P

[MadManATA]

And here i was that move onli work for girls

[Reepz00]

Shark week makes me hate whales more than sharks.. Then again, I've always been terrified of whales (Cetaphobia, its real, look it up. Phobias are natural)

[globodog]

@Reepz00 is that the fear of something thats way bigger then you?

[Reepz00]

@globodog No its the phobia of whales. Its stupid, but I have it

[globodog]

@Reepz00 haha better then arachnaphobia, those guys are everywhere!

[anthonylalonde]

shark is like wtf did you do me

[marinefish321]

by the way surfgirl342, you can get dive stories on the net too! Try the myscubastory site. Type myscubastory into google and its the first one i think !

[myahorning12]

wow

[wingfighter2]

Now make a great white do that! xD

[Premoguys]

it looks like you dont even know what masturbation and blowjob means...

[c489xy2]

@Premoguys LOL

[hardyboyz683]

it looks like that guy is masturbateing the shark or giveing the shark a blowjob

[SciFitness]

he molested that shark lmao

[Mikkhep]

I would never put my hand within a radius of 1meter close to a sharks jaw...

[Mikkhep]

... so this means that if a Great White shark suddenly out of nowhere tries to rip my leg of I can scratch the inside of his nose to calm him down...?

[shadowriser22]

*diver* " Hey guys look what i found! - a shark!"

[draward]

deadly sharks? Reef Sharks are pretty docile sharks! you'd be more likely to be bitten by an american than a reef shark! lol.

[flauterfli]

@draward

ohh yeah =)

[yourcathatesme]

@draward I prefer to think of "deadly" as "anything large with pointy teeth and the potential to kill me"

[jakerawr101]

@draward the fuck does "Americans" have to do with biting you raciest little punk

[draward]

@jakerawr101 Last time I checked, "American's" weren't a race......???

[XvXPaintballXvX]

@draward it is if your not from america mate ;)

[MrSparky222]

@draward you got that from the last video i saw on youtube....lmao

[skrilla84]

@draward why this has 56 thumbs up is beyon d me. Just goes to show you people are to lazy to do the research and go along withg whatever someone says. Reef sharks are among the top sharks commonly known to attack

[draward]

@skrilla84 There are only about 60 shark attacks a year worldwide! Out of more than 360 shark species, only four have been involved in a significant number of fatal unprovoked attacks on humans: the great white, tiger, bull, and the oceanic whitetip. These sharks, being large, powerful predators, may sometimes attack and kill people; however, they have all been filmed in open water by unprotected divers.

[nervouss]

@draward agreed, this looks like a Caribbean reef shark, although they do have the capability to bite it is highly unlikely, a please to watch underwater, very docile indeed. I would be more cautious touching a unknown pitbull then one of these miraculous creatures.

[amarilrose]

that must feel really good, lol

[gsmaciel]

some say he does the same thing to his girlfriend

[Filipsnolips]

next up: army uses hypnotized sharks to invade china

[TheInvictus01]

lol better know the divers that they should wear chain mail so they dont get attacked

[zeroclod]

@TheInvictus01 The chain mail they are wearing doesnt prevent them from being attacked... its protection for if/when they get attacked.

[WHOOLIGANS]

i mean 0:09

[WHOOLIGANS]

omg! at 0:9 its eyes look wierd and at 1:15 the guy lifts up the shark!

[dazzaf]

mad bastard!!

[sbalchan]

wow. This guy is waaay awesome.

[Eo1998]

Their eyes were like innocent people, so cute

[shaun03a]

Shark, "THIS DA SEASON TO BE GAY!!"

Other sharks, "he is gay......"

[shaun03a]

lolwut!?

[Gangsterkrunk]

there was superman and now my favorite hero sharkman :O



[sarimbaig1]

he was gavin the shark hand job ..thts why tht shark did nothing

simple !

[D1amond5korpion]

wow pretty kool....... he should be put on yo gaba gaba show for the kool tricks segment

[MauricioGomezPino]

shark's do keg stand!

[MegaBananaboo]

This is why a lot of the species is becoming estinct. Hollywood and ignorance. These animals ahve been around for thousands of years. Anything man can't control is considered deadly or life threatening.

[IvanDrago187]

@MegaBananaboo no actually most of them get killed by fisherman, either accidentally or not. It's not cuz everyone is afraid of sharks.

[craksracing0com]

@MegaBananaboo

more likely millions of years....

but yes you are right about the fear thing

[lcjec]

Black tipped arent deadly?

[m0j0101]

@lcjec barely. attacks have been recorded, but rarely lethal at all.

[hellspawnds]

0:29.... a dangerous blowjob!!

[StudioLORE]

1. He looks pretty dead, although I wouldn't be surprised if he was injected with a syringe, because that shark was NOT willing.

2. If this was real, then the man should quit his job, because he'll die pretty quickly.

[alanlaing]

@StudioLORE it is real I've seen him do it with different sharks and once he stops rubbing its nose it just swims away

[StudioLORE]

@alanlaing So basically he finds friendly sharks, or sneaks up on them, because I sure don't see him *walking* up to the shark and petting him.

[ERoBB1]

@StudioLORE

Haha, it's called tonic immobility.

[Kpeg9]

@StudioLORE na sharks are really friendly unless threatened or if they sense fear they will attack. He's just experienced, and hes done it with great white sharks tiger sharks and others.

[StudioLORE]

@Kpeg9 I just doubt that he goes up to sharks that actually mean harm, and without anything somehow tames it, which is basically a once in a lifetime (and sure as heck not recorded) moment. They said its deadly, so I assumed it was.