Jesus's Last Birthday

[ocahill379]

are you guys jews by any chance??

[z3329885]

lol, everyone gets 2 days of presants a year, and jesus only gets one lols

[TheEggoflaffle]

Mona is damn hot, but I believe it has gotten to her head! Her sass is unbelievable.

[northernjerry]

I think this is your best one yet.

[DLRisVH]

That blonde is FUCKING HOT!!!!

[ChariotOfFaith]

@DLRisVH she has a gorgeous face.

[glasswall10]

Please stop with the, religion has caused the most wars, bs. People cause wars, and the fact is that most people believe in something be it god, satan, golden calfs, apollo, rush limbaugh, or global warming.  Having faith in something greater than yourself is not necessarily bad if helps you become a better person, but don't put the blame for the faults of men on the back of religion.

[DAvonzoAllDay]

religion is a falsity, a plague among the human race. it is the cause of most of the wars fought in the world.

[brettsmommy]

He received Perrier and says: "Thanks for the wine coolers." I was scratching my head for a moment and it hit me: He'll turn the water into wine. Ha. ;)

[steve3199]

Would you want people laughing about you if you were nailed to a cross and left to DIE???!!!

[aglezm613]

This girl is just perfect

[magnetstoo]

He poured white,but handed over red...wine.

[Pluckje]

LOL can't help it: "..three days later he was alive again, so...." the look after that cracked me up !

Thank you

[MindfulFuture]

Religion has been poking fun at the human race for centuries, so lighten up ye fooled ones.

[capoeiranut]

kind of funny. not hilarious, but not boring. I liked the part with the singing fish. The guy didn't look much like Jesus, though.

[MarcBrewer]

About missing gifts when your birthday is on X-mas, somebody should have explained to JC that it is just his cross to bear.

[mrlevittown]

I've been what is known as a born again christian for a little over 20 years and this video is one of the funniest things I've seen on youtube. This was a very nice effort.

[ironside222]

what does this face mean :-* coz ppl are always sending it and i dont know what it means!!! its so annoying

[15Protech]

hahaha, Religion = FAIL hahaha

[dave4248]

They forgot Jesus' first birthday. That's the one where only the first wise man was invited back, because he brought Gold a year earlier. The other two wise men didn't get invited back because they were cheap,...they only got him myrrh and frankincense

[iam1120ok]

the wine went from white and when he passed it it was red??

[ReedYoung]

Perrier is water, not white wine.

[phatboy100]

jesus blows

master chief is better

[gidg1949]

Maybe this is funny to you, but it's offensive to Christian believers who accept that Jesus is who He says He is & deserves our respect. I'm sad that you don't understand, and I'm especially sad, because you have the same name as my sister, Mona, except that we spell our name Giillin. Many of our cousins spell their last name Gillen; we don't know which ones changed theirs. Our ancestors came from Ireland; our great-great grandfather's name was John. You're a very pretty girl. God bless you. =)

[amrahc3232]

exactly. its not offencive to just cristians.

[fallenangel12111]

oh stop with the whole god and christian shit isnt it anoth that we have to liston to your grappy bible reading out in the middle or the streets and in classes when we are little god sake keep your blood beliefs to your self and no one cares about names of family and how u spell em

[bubbajoe1985]

I have the same problem with the combonation b-day and christmas presents since my b-day falls on Dec 19

[spiderdragon1969]

Why don't you make fun of Islam or Hinduism or Buddhism? Why is Jesus always the butt of jokes? Give the guy a break! I know you're just trying to be funny but enough already with the Jesus stuff.

[livfilms]

Yeah, you're right. We should make fun of Buddha more.

[ShemarYAH1]

@livfilms You can make fun of your jesus all you want to but if you had any intelligence you would know that the jesus you have pictures of and are making fun of is a fake an imposter and something made up. All those pictures are fake. The true Messiah was not even born in December and His name was not Jesus so laugh on it's a pagan day any way.

[clausviberg]

@livfilms Yeah! He's fat too!!

[ChariotOfFaith]

@livfilms Ok Buddha Aphrodite

[mikiroony]

and somethin' funny about the calendar:

Jesus is supposed to be born on -4 BC (which made him 40 at the time of his death. A quite more biblical number than 33).

No loose ends in the bible.

Oh and yes: Budda jokes rock. I saw one on the Simpsons the other day.

[amrahc3232]

depending on the religion. im cristian i believe that jesus was barn december 25th 0. and he died on easter (forgot the date) also how could it be -14 bc. weve only counted years since jesuses birth.

[fallenangel12111]

dont be rude

[pashaahsj]

lol fine i wont be rude, sorry, but then still amarahc3232 is retarded. sorry to say but his/her comment forces me to judge him... :(

[fallenangel12111]

everyone beleves in differnt things plus yes what he siad is stupid but there is no need to say somthing like that cos u dont know he/she could kill themselves from what u said

[pashaahsj]

sorry !!!! :(

[fallenangel12111]

=) thank u

[pashaahsj]

:-*

:)

[smalltime0]

@pashaahsj now now, thats being mean to retards.

[pashaahsj]

well in that case, i'm gonna re--

wait. NO i am not gonna remove my comment cause retards are not born retards, they start to be one themselves. so they don't deserve respect anyway.

pce out. :@

[ClockworkFacility1]

@spiderdragon1969 Christianity is the most common religion in the western world perhaps.

[ize20044]

Halarious , water->wine... and 4 months alter he was dead.

[acebob69er]

wow thats stuiped but i get the idea

[livfilms]

You know what's stupid? Spelling the word "stupid" wrong. And don't try to say it's a typo either, because you used the same spelling on your video titled "stuiped" as well.

After you've gotten your spelling straightened out, look up the word "irony" in a dictionary.

[111MightYVolcanO111]

ROFL you owned him. btw quite a funny video.

[laurenodoherty]

haha rotfl you em bret ;)

[amrahc3232]

dude calm the fuck down. your just saying that because you know hes right.

[lilrappsoccerstar]

Why would you make fun of someone's religion? Thats not funny at all. And I really don't care if you make fun of my videos or me or the way I spell or even if you leave a stupid sarcastic comment. You need to get a life and stop making fun of people. And it isn't just this video either. You make fun of Mexicans in your Hot Dog video. You must be a real special kind of bitch, aren't you? You really need to grow up.

[punksk8r1792]

@lilrappsoccerstar I know right? I flagged it as, "Promotes hatred and abuse", and the hatred was towards "religion"...

People like this bitch need to be banned for their stupidity.

[rihpezeht]

Gotta love the water to wine thing...

[onebrandofdemocracy]

Watching a hot woman puts me in a better mood.

[allixpeeke]

Hilarious.

[hassan00]

Haha very nice vid you guys. I'm impressed, telling the story of jesus using a modern day setting, it was great. First good vid I've seen so far though.

[Joseph88keyz]

Yeshua would have been his Hebrew name:Yeshua Ha Messiach I believe they are making fun of their VIEW of 'Christianity' and not God Himself. MAYBE their view is based on what they HAVE seen from people who SAY they are like Christ (and are not) I don't know too many people that have accurately lived as I believe Yeshua (Jesus)did and accurately portray HIS actual personality.Yeshua is someone I would love to know how He TRULY is;not how people IMAGINE Him to be.I dont think He's a HATER

[macolyis]

His name could have been Yashua, and its true they may be making fun of their view of Christianity.

They have the scriptures though, which they've read and DESPISE. God gets no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but don't think He won't punish those who hate His Law and love sin.

He pleads with people to REPENT, to TURN from their sins and LIVE, but if they refuse THEY WILL BE JUDGED.

"But bring here those enemies of mine, who did not want me to reign over them, and slay them before me.

[livfilms]

I am SO glad I'm not you. Your life seems miserable.

To clarify, we're not making fun of God for the simple fact that there is no such person. But we ARE making fun of religious nutjobs.  I don't want to name names, but I think there might be one in your bathroom mirror. Bye now!

[kingjosesmith]

First, I am not sure how you got that the guys life seems miserable from what he typed above. Sounds like he was just hitting on a couple things mentioned before.

Second, you are right, there is no such person as God. He is a diety.

Third, I dont see how you are making fun of religious nutjobs in this video by solely concentrating on Jesus' (celebrated) birthday in a modern setting.

Love most of your videos though.

[livfilms]

Talking about Yashua and REPENTING and BEING JUDGED doesn't seem miserable to you? I like watching movies and going to the beach. To each his own though, I suppose.

And I guess you're right: we don't really make fun of religious people in this specific video. That's just something we do in general.

[buckethead111]

you mispronounced it. its not pronounced Jesus, its Hey-sus.

[livfilms]

Comedy writing isn't for everyone. Nice try though!

[doufuquanshifu]

That was funny. I believe... I believe even Jesus would see the humor in that! As would the big guy, er, gal er... whatever.

[juicr500]

Ahahahahaha, the Perrier!

[JakeyJ20]

Is that cat called Carlton? Might aswell be.

[xahril]

i drank 30 of those wine coolers once and never even got a buzz

[cjfootballer]

I REALLY HATE how Christians start flipping out at a You tube video because they feel offended FUCK THAT I'm an atheist

[maskedphrogg]

the fish shoulda been flopping on the plaque

that woulda got my vote

[PMaka1991]

omg, i think im gonna need a towel...

Holy crap you are good looking!

[UndeniableLust]

Big FAT Nasty ****** (((Boo)))

[sleepysnoopyseema]

JESUS! lol

[Zerothis]

This is to the people who probably think of themselves s Christians and are offended and complaining about this vid. Let me explain:

But first, why are you watching a livfilms vid?

"The holidays sure can be depressing, especially for those about to be crucified..."

You read that description right?

People get depressed yet its not like there are gonna have to be nailed to a cross or anything so other people can be saved from their depressing lives. Look to Jesus.

[Zerothis]

livfilms may be very un-Christian venture but they've just done more to spread the gospel than any of the complaints from offended Christians. That's pretty pathetic actually.

BTW, you should be aware of just who's guilty of mocking Jesus. Hint: Who's a sinner and who isn't?

Jesus was not born on Dec 25th? They probably didn't have EXIT signs in 33AD either. Pray to Jesus for a sense of humor. Don't you realize that making the vid more historically accurate would make it more offensive to you?

[Zerothis]

At least this actor isn't a blond, blue-eyed European.

[macolyis]

"BTW, you should be aware of just who's guilty of mocking Jesus. Hint: Who's a sinner and who isn't?"

I am not sure what you mean by this exactly, we have ALL sinned and fallen short of God's glory which is why God came in the flesh to pay the penalty of our sins

The ones who are mocking God are the ones who hatefully spit at and reject His sacrifice, loving their sins and hating Gods Law, the reprobate who will NEVER repent

Portraying Him the way they did shows the contempt they have for God

[MisterSister420]

@ macolysis: Perhaps this video doesn't intend to show contempt, but merely humor. After all, as Mona said Jesus was alive again after 3 days wasn't he?

[macolyis]

I was watching a livfilms vid because they are the kind of people that need to be witnessed to more than any others.

Don't worry about offending me, I am just a man, you should be concerned about offending the one true God who holds your next breath in His hands.

I read the description and know they were trying to make a funny skit about holiday blues, but they did it by mocking and making fun of the God who made heaven and earth and the sacrifice He made for THEIR sins, spitting in His face

[macolyis]

Jesus was not born on Dec 25th, that day comes from the Saturnalia and the Roman pagan cults of sol and Mithrias. No one knows when Jesus was born but it was probably in the fall around the time of the Feast of Tabernacles.

Christmas is completely pagan and was adapted by the false Catholic church to make it easier to "convert" pagans.

The person mockingly portraying Jesus in this video is is nothing like Yashua who was God in the flesh and lived a perfect life. You won't mock in the judgment

[bubblehead696]

Actually,if you go by the "Bright star"theory,Jesus was born on April 17,6 B.C. On that day,Jupiter and one of the stars in Alpha Centauri were closely aligned and seemed to be one very bright star.

[bubblehead696]

You know what this means,right? The calendar is off by 6 years!

[macolyis]

I would guess that the "Bright star" theory isn't the best explanation because the wise men followed the star to Jesus implying it moved. Personally I believe the "star" was an Angel but there is no way to know.

The reason why I said Jesus birthday was likely around the time of tabernacles was because there was no room at the Inn, implying that it was a special occasion, tabernacles was when the annual pilgrimage to Jerusalem took place.

Dec 25th was added by catholicism and is totally PAGAN.

[jvj420]

Ur hot & funny..i love your videos

[zienaq]

This woman is so damn beautiful

[dark420bishop]

I was born a week before Christmas. I _always_ get combination birthday-Christmas gifts. It's bullshit!! :(

[livfilms]

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[McGee4468]

Is it just me or is there something very 'Twilight' about Jesus drinking his own blood? Look out Edward, here comes the Son of God - soon at a theatre near you!

[MonaGillen]

Ha ha, McGee4468! Hadn't even though of that!

[skampster]

It REALLY isnt funny.

[jimpynaxxar]

you should be ashamed of your self... you suck... none laughs... i am not an angel but you simply suck mate.... jusus loves you and died for you..... suckers..............

[skampster]

And your even going to be making money off selling the uncensored versions of your movie. Sex sells, and Im buying baby, YEAH.

Now go get ya kit off.

[skampster]

This coming from someone who only got popular on the net for getting your kit off. Get real Mona.

[skampster]

I only watch Liv films to perve on Mona, been lacking in that department of late.....................

[livfilms]

Thanks. You are what we here call "the lowest common denominator"; believe it or not, some people actually watch out videos for other reasons as well...

[MonaGillen]

Well put, Jed! Seriously, skampster, what an obnoxious, rude thing to say...

[IFBsSuck]

You're all going to hell. Look me up when you get there. Funny vid!

[IFBsSuck]

Three thumbs down?? That blows. That's my ex-Christian humor trying to give Liv Films a "thumbs up". Lost in translation I guess...

[livfilms]

Yeah, either you got thumbed down by people who hate us or else three people failed to read past the first sentence. We understood what you meant at least...

[snager80]

Jesus: DIEING on the CROSS to relive the world's SINS???

Doug: * eats the world's biggest chip*

[livfilms]

That's funny. Even though it's just a transcript, the way you express that makes it seem pretty hilarious...

[snager80]

XD thank you! i DO try! love your vids, by the way!

[balancex3]

lame

[aeonflux67]

No monument was ever built to a critic.

[ShamW0W]

Nice saying

[cumbersomecow]

that made no sense but was funny

[PATTON1395]

was a hippie

[TrogdeLorean]

This is definitely one of your funnier videos, but perhaps also one of the least masturbatable... still got the job done, though.

[kaindarkwind]

Cute. Sexy looking Jesus too, although Ted Neeley still takes the cake.

[livfilms]

I have no idea who that is. I'm picturing Ted Nugent instead.

[PATTON1395]

Jesus was a hippie he has long hair and didn't have a job what other proof do you need to prove Jesus wasn't a hippie lol

[aeonflux67]

Carpentry and preaching are jobs in the Ancient world just as they are today.

[PATTON1395]

it was just a joke.

[kaindarkwind]

Jesus Christ Superstar, the 70's film.

[famillericoree]

Would like to be your cat... ;)

[sabboth42]

Praise Allah Buddah Jesus! This vid is awesome.

[tdawgmark3]

I think Jed should grow a beard like Jesus in this one. You could call him Jedsus.

[aeonflux67]

The guy playing Jesus looks a lot like the guy who played Paris in Troy starring Brad Pit.

[livfilms]

Jesus looks pretty good with short hair, right? About time that hippie got a haircut...

[aeonflux67]

Saw a doco on History Channel on "What Jesus Would Really Have Looked like". Based on skeletal finds and geneology features unique of peeps in that region (Galilea)- he looks nothing like (in the docos reconstruction) to the icons (statues and pic collectables) we see in Christian shops. Add long hair and your guy is closer to the mark. true

[livfilms]

I remember reading a magazine article many years ago that showed how various different groups of people around the world alter Jesus to make him look more like them. Needless to say, the Jamaican Jesus was amazing.

[Aliencrappers]

u probably should do jokes like this may be funny to some people and may be offence to others.

[aeonflux67]

Yeah I never liked Pitt when he was youthful with long hair till he lopped it off (though my dates always loved him....ok...I got jealous lol). Looked much better now he is older and has short hair. Eric Bana = the guy who played Paris in the movie Troy. Google image him. Its uncanny how he looks like Jesus in this vid.

[MrHollick]

Wonderful holiday video!

[Legendhouse]

I luv biblical humor.

[jdbjamesb]

Yes it was rude. Sorry, but I really like watching you. From the middle to the end I found it funny. No hard feelings. Keep em coming-Really like your videos. james

[MonaGillen]

Thanks for the compliments, jdbjamesb. Do you understand, though, that it wasn't rude to me? It was rude to Jed! There's A LOT more to Liv Films than Mona Gillen... If you think our vids are funny, well, that's entirely thanks to Jed Gillen!

[jdbjamesb]

Not one of your best. You need more mona and her friends. Mona you are fantasticly gorgeous!

[MonaGillen]

Wow, jdbjamesb, what an unbelievably rude comment disguised as a compliment...

[6xxxwafflesxxx9]

i was born in may!

[sunbro37e6]

Mona is so beautiful. I love you, Mona!

[zizzlerizzle8707]

good job overall. i like how mona has her own theme music now

[Blargaldalien]

Some how, it seems no one asks Jesus for a glass of water. The next series could be:

"The Judas Suicide Investigation"

[tomken8dy]

Blasphemy!! I'm outraged!!

Five Stars!! :-)

[mariomanlite]

Lol well done

[drealgrin]

my birthday is the 26th XD yeah it's epic fail. I'd rather them not tell me it's for both, i'd personally rather them forget about christmas and just say it's for my birthday XD

[dcredic]

Hilarious! I got a singing fish for Christmas a few years back from my parents. Does that mean I'm chosen? And, whatever happened to Joseph?

[geislerman]

i feel the same way. my birthday is christmas eve

[Zarbod]

Mine too! Of course at my age I get no give for either.

[livfilms]

Man, that must suck. Mine is the 15th, but I'm Jewish... so there were conflicts some years and not others. Although I was actually more upset that I usually had to spend my birthday studying for finals...

[majorgeek]

This one felt really uncomfortable for some reason. I just didn't get the sense that everyone's heart was into this video like some of the other skits you guys have done. Oh well, it was still cute.

[livfilms]

Hmm... well, I think it's probably just that you're watching them out of order. We made this last Christmas and it was one of the first times we worked with actors we'd cast rather than friends of ours. I guess it's good to know that we've improved since then...

[mikec64]

Seriously, I think the acting and editing in your videos have improved since this one. Great concept though.

It takes balls to buy Jesus a singing fish for combination-birthday-Christmas­.

[edAVP1138]

You guys always have the best stuff lol!!!

[inv8rtak]

that was wierd...

[ZackScott]

I always like the "amuse" better than the "arouse," although you seem to do both well. The green fairy video was good combination.

[livfilms]

Thanks so much, Zack; we prefer those too. Strangely, though, there always seems to be a few hundred thousand extra views when we do things the other way...

[falcore19]

I think you guys have a good plan... get attention with hot chicks, then start doing more intelligent videos. It's ok, look at how Obamagirl got popular... she has the attention now, she can start doing anything she wants.

[ikfb661]

Angry Drunk Jesus... never gets old.

[paulorpauly]

lol at they pour perrier water and when he takes it, its wine.

the idea of jesus' last birthday is quite good maybe you should have made it longer and expanded on the idea.

oh well good job 5/5

[livfilms]

Thanks; it would be nice if the attention of the average youtube user were long enough to allow that sort of thing...

[angrypanties]

nigga

[Grimreaper648]

haha