Direct TV Miniature Giraffe Guy

[MissPaintNPencil]

Omg! I want a miniature giraffe!!!

[FlyingTurtletastic]

me when i first saw this: d'aaaaaawwwwwa hgfashdglajgdofr,itrskdzaoifdi

me now: hfashfoieturiafdhfdgff it's so fucking cue! jfkldjfdalkjgfkdagh

[77sdodson]

fuck you this seriously ruined my life. i was so excited that there was such thing as a petite giraffe i hate you all this is such a scam you made me realize that nothing is life is what it seems. thank you for opening my eyes to the possibility of such horrible people. i hate you.

[TheMSpence89]

Holy crap! It's niko bellic from gta iv!

[MightyKyran]

@TheMSpence89 Hey cousin, it's Roman, you want to go bowling?

[DiddiLee]

That russian guy is having the best time! :D

[TheKingOfJordan1]

If you want a petite lap giraffe, go to this website, petite lap giraffe.com /index.php there's a HUGE waiting list though.

[anncool66]

is it real?

[scorpion1e37]

@anncool66

yes

[416tinkerbell]

I'm on the waiting list for a petite lap giraffe!!!

[SnowflakeBlue1]

I want to be a tiny giraffe D:

[tickytabby234589]

i want to girl in the silver dress...damn....i would pinch her clam and make it clap

[kaitokita]

I'm number 1,156,845 on the waiting list.

[JncGwen]

adorable. i wish these were real i would buy one.

[ladysblues]

No. It is produced using CGI animation

[xosparklegirlxo]

I WANT A MINI GIRAFFE SO BAD!!

[Himaggie]

I can't stop watching this

[ajholt21]

everyone's comments about mini giraffe kisses make me smile.. keep 'em coming!!

[KafeiMouser]

The heavy would say "KEESS ME!"

[kaitydidd79]

I want one!!

[SwBJ8]

Tiny Giraffe is credit to Team! :3

[gatoradeiscool47]

that giraffe is a G

[musicalminor]

I'm loving his reaction after the giraffe kiss. But how else do you expect him to react? He just got kissed by a miniature giraffe :D

[acedaface954]

@musicalminor lol too bad they aren't real.

[endlesstutorials]

@acedaface954 yeah they are

petitelapgiraffe (dot) com

[acedaface954]

@endlesstutorials :-o but...how? is this mother nature's doing or was it done in a lab?

[endlesstutorials]

@acedaface954 not sure...do some research on

[tcourchaine13]

hahahaha wtf thats funny



[sweetkyprincess]

@KimZylla hmm well since I got 17 thumbs up...17 other people thought they were too. Who are you to tell me that I'm not unique? just shut up.

[V1nt4g3CXL]

who is that guy?

[plutoniangirl]

@V1nt4g3CXL Timothy V. Murphy

[xHDCxProt3ct0r]

I want a tiny giraffe



[roxita92]

My reaction would be the same one if a mini giraffe kissed me too! :D

[satan60]

That gold digger next to him needs a punch right on the nose.

[lovebugcookie]

OMG,how can you not want mini giraffe kisses ?

Six people don't know love.

[Topshelfsniper22]

hit 4 repeatedly :))

[anarchistphit109]

6 people don't want mini giraffe kisses.

[DreamAngelChaser]

omg its the cutest thing ever :)

[paloozapoofshhh]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww so adorable just wanna kiss it too!!!!!! :D i love♥ how it always gives him a kiss back :D♥

[Robo1415]

that is so cute....

[showmethelight]

this is so adorable... who would think a giraffe would be so cute at that size? XD

[JennyLouise17]

giraffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee <3

[sickasso72]

who's the girl next to him ?

[FSflyer264]

the laughing w/ the music makes it all the more funnier

[russum100]

Who are the 3 people in the photo screen left at end of ad?

[MyNameIsRikku]

Yeah, I'd do that giddy childish laugh at the end too, if I had a mini giraffe.

[hippyjeepchick]

that commercial always makes me laugh! If I'm in a bad mood it brought me right out of it!

[catiewrong]

WANT.

D:

[Sieist23Jahrealt]

I WANT TINY GIRAFFE KISSES!!!

[zombieslayor]

@Sieist23Jahrealt ME TOOOO lol

[fairgirl7]

I want that giraffe!!! Giraffes have been my favorite animal since I was a child. He is too cute for words!!!

[sweetkyprincess]

I thought I was the only one who wanted a mini giraffe after seeing this commercial!!!!!

[cameltoejoe69]

@sweetkyprincess Nope. Ai too want a mini giraffe. 

[Ava44fan]

C'mon, he looks like a hard ass and even he gets excited like a kid when he gets kissed by it.

I NEED one.

[lokop00]

I would pay my life savings to have that animal fuck that bitch why isn't she in the kitchen? who let her out haha. get the F*CK back in the kitchen and make me steak ums bitch

[S0L1DGH0ST1]

The annoying orange wants a Wee Pony.

I want a Wee Giraffe!

[stonebirdsmusic]

BEST THING EVER

[zaireekaa]

YESSSSSSSSSS

[80s4U]

I love this guy. It's the real NIKO from GTA IV.

[CyndiMac50]

Best commercial ever!

[JELaVallee]

Despite the fact that it would probably bite me all the time, cost a mint in vet fees and shit all over my house, I want a miniature giraffe now.

Just have to wait until I'm 80 years old and geneticists figure out how to do it... Le Sigh...

[x0x0imprinted0x0x]

ummm.

i want it.

i want that damn giraffe!!!!!!

[Kingt47]

lol i woke up at 3;00 the morning wen this commerecail waz on

[niaZomba]

Can somebody make a gif out this!! and send it to me... I luv it!! Hahahaha

[franzenheimer93]

@niaZomba hahahah i was thinkin the same thing

[niaZomba]

@franzenheimer93

I found it Yea!... it's at gifsoup.com website search: mini-giraffe

[c0ckNockeR]

i love the way he laughs at the end lmfao

[sashaxrosee]

Its soo cutteeee!!!! :D

[deepgiftsis]

one word: want.

[UptheShizz6]

@deepgiftsis one word: NEED.

[equiroz84]

Miniture giraffes do not exist ppl! But it is cute and the girl is mad that he kissed the mini giraffe and not her LOL!

[ovrjoyd]

I love the giraffe! Whoever came up with this is a genius!

[watzdatsmel]

@ovrjoyd lol thats what i thought too XD

[joshsedillo2007]

hahahahahahah

[1234luvish]

that giraffe is so cute

[rimaamber]

exactly

[AloneCorleone]

genx1973 is stupid! There's nothing funny about that fine ass brod and they come a dime a dozen.... but a mini.. Do I even need to finish that shit was hilarious!

[SueJ999]

Just for you, Missie!

[brettjenn1]

If you had a mini giraffe you would have fine ass women too. I want one so bad. I would wake up every day and kiss it and do the little happy dance.

[forgottencitizen]

@genx1973 yeah? Well in the beginning there are dogs playing poker in the background. How bout that.

[genx1973]

Funny how you fags don't make any comments on the fine ass woman at his site

[BrokenTension]

@genx1973 Wow, really?

[genx1973]

@BrokenTension

yeah really

[VikingII]

It's so cute, i never thought much of giraffes, but this commercial makes them adorable.

[lotusdedart]

Is a mini giraffe real?

[babokid90]

@lotusdedart no you idiot

[lotusdedart]

@babokid90 Thanx for clarifing that.

[impunk13]

I want a miniature giraffe so fucking much!!!!!!!

[Ralokone]

his reaction is asolutly appropriate

[Cdub2k]

I want a mini giraffe

[MrKoopa9]

ey this guy looks like an actor any1 kno his name?

[duckhuntchamp]

@MrKoopa9 Vigo Mortensen?

[legopivot311]

i want one T_T

[HeyYTplzDontBanMeK]

I WANT ONE!

[bravesatw]

For me, it's more about the joy that this gentleman felt after said giraffe gave him the kiss. I WANT THAT FEELING!

[Manaphyfreak123]

I really need to find a giraffe like that for my mom! shes so obessed with it! :D

[tsunami5150]

there is no mini Giraffes... don't you people get the commercial.. The Russian is so rich he has it all.. Notice in the commercial he is eating gold grapes.. The commercial is trying to show you that this dude has the impossible.

[shenshen1020]

@tsunami5150 there are edible metallic paint though

[HammerQQ]

@tsunami5150

I hope you don't OD on your seriousness pills

[hollowfyre]

@tsunami5150 You have completely missed the point. Knowing that something doesn't exist doesn't make us not think its wonderful

[TheDevilsDrip]

Mini Giraffe Kiss...Yummy!

[MultiIPwnage]

@TheDevilsDrip

Oh no not that kind of Yummy

[Gg9519]

lol ohmyqosh i want it soo bad too!!!(:

[thektrainn]

how cute!!!

[saranicole824]

I was on a airplane with my best friend when we saw this commercial. We both LOVEE Giraffes and when we saw this we freaked! I WANT THAT DAMN GIRAFFE MAN!

[envinoesveritas]

The Russian guy is Actor Tim Murphy. He is in thei new movie called Treasure of The Black Jaguar. Youtube it. Looks awesome.

[Aliciajinx]

My husband promised that if I found one he'd buy it for me :D

[electricviolin201]

This commercial is so cute and I laughed so hard but the comments were funnier. Everybody wants a mini giraffe..............I want one now! NOW!!!

[hottfuzz2]

I WOULD GIVE MY LIFE TO HAVE THAT GIRAFFE AS A PET I LOVE HIM

[ESVNSCR]

@hottfuzz2 - You do realize that by giving your life to get a pet you would no longer be alive to care for it...

[sportslover1995]

I WANT THAT!!!!!!!!!! i asked my mom to buy me one for christmas:) haha

[FollowMyDamnedLaws]

ITS SO CUTEEE

[NavySEALsSpectator]

girrafe running away be bak soon playin roblox on da compute visit meh later checkin Left4Dead4Gameboys channel HAHAHA

[tessroitercsws]

I bug my parents about this every single day.

[ardorpictures]

This actor is Tim Murphy. He is the man! he is in the new film Treasure of The Black Jaguar

[amandaluff122]

LMAOOOOOO

[S2KZ33]

i want a mini giraffe!!!!

[virginianboy1012]

Tell me thats real!

[shyguy00044]

Malik the Russian did his own version...

/watch?v=A7UZcHOISQw

[Feltrider001]

His laugh is borderline retarded.

I like it.

[WhatAboutJacob804]

I have overused the replay button :3 his laugh makes me laugh EVERYTIME. XDD

[CherriesJubileeSi]

i want one !!!  :))

[MadelRaddle]

its soooo cute!!!!!!! this tiny giraffe is the best animal ever! who cares about dogs and cats! this is my new favorite animal! i would pay so much money 2 get 1!

[LiquidDragon9]

Imagine the tiny trees you'd get to feed him!

[alyssuhxo]

I want one!! its sooo cute!

[alicedinapolirn]

Love this

[TrishyxLou]

oh my gosh i want one!!!!! ^^

[13breezie]

where can I get my own baby girrafe like that?

[kundazryby]

they can do mini pigs, they must do mini giraffe :(

[megankeely]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one that wants a little giraffe. I have been made fun of but really who wouldn't want a miniature giraffe that gives you kisses?????

[esutterful]

@megankeely that's what I'm telling everyone! But they just don't see it :P

[playingforpeanuts]

He has the opulence.

[atp7797]

you know what would be awesome if it still had the strength of anormal giraffe and you could ride it ::D XD ohh nad if it could fly thatd be A M A Z I N G

[AlwaysAri]

Screw a pony I want the tiny kissing Giraffe!

[123DTREY123]

Best 6 seconds of my life !!!!!!!

[eglbc]

did he died?

[bowser156]

that is one of my favorite commercial

[VPKairi17]

I'm sure Russians get mad at Americans.Know why?It's cuz they always make Russians act the same all the time.I'm sure they don't all act like that.

[weston407]

@VPKairi17 everyone probably does the same to us (americans) by making us look stupid and fat, and we do it to the french by making them look rude (which from my two trips to paris, i'll definitely say they were NOT - it was the italians that treated me like crap), so it is what it is

[superterrifichappy]

that was cool and all .. but if i could change animals size .. i'd make hamsters HUGE .. idk .

[Vorlnax]

I'LL TAKE TEN PLEASE

[sarmini414]

time to put a giraffe in the drying machine and see if it shrinks...it has to, if we BELIEVE!

[logjam8800]

I just found this cool utility that allows ya to sneakily record all computer activity. This program rocks! My brother has been jerking off with my computer. I got the proof now!

Are you interested? My channel has the info!

[vvroses52]

So true Bella, NEED the tiny giraffe!! Sooo adorable....

[KymaraTheManedWolf]

I WANT IT.

I MEAN, I TOTALLY HAVE A USE FOR A MINNI GIRAFFE. Don't we all?

[atp7797]

@KymaraTheManedWolf hellz ya

[mpmillar]

i saw this over a week ago, and i haven't gone an hour since without thinking about that teeny tiny giraffe... brilliant!

[thecottonheadedninny]

Shame on you Directv for making me want a species of giraffe that doesn't exist.

[KymaraTheManedWolf]

@thecottonheadedninny

Yes. Curse them!

[RondaBlue]

I want this giraffe! How adorable!

[JanieMelanie]

Are there any gifs of this?

[plasshopper]

best part of this whole ad is the russian gazillionaire pounding his knees with his fists

[muthushiv]

I am a 36 year old man. That Giraffe right away took me to my infancy. I laughed so hard...just like this guy. It is just awesome.

[Ravenx013xx]

I WANT THE GIRAFFE SOOOOO BAD!!! I'm almost mad at Direct TV for making me want something so badly that can't be had.

[atp7797]

i watched it so m,any times and still cry out of jeoulsy

[djoxygenmusic]

EPIK WIN!!!  - anyone know where the whole commercial is?

[Sunoco]

I simply must have one. 

[joenlaw]

had me dying

[beckybecks20]

@kawaagata WIN!XD

[lazydemon210]

his laugh is so funny

[pegasusgiraffe]

They would probably make excellent pets... very even temperament, very quiet.

[kawaagata]

Yes I'd like to order the giraffe that is advertised?

...What? The commercial was for Direct TV?

...What the hell is that? I just want the giraffe!

Give it to meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!11!!!!!!1!!!­!!1!!!!!!one!!!!!!!

[BathingGorillas]

uh... isnt that cgi?

[Matsusensei]

@BathingGorillas

No, it was shot in the future where science has succeeded in biologically engineering mini giraffes. 

[rdrakken]

opulence, I has it.

[andyaterie]

I want a pic of this giraffe for my desktop....know any websites....he is too damn cute

[Matsusensei]

THIS GIRAFFE

IT IS BEST GIRAFFE EVER

I WISH TO PET LEETLE GIRAFFE ON LEETLE HEAD

[zoodyy93]

HAHAHAH WTF!!!

[artpeacock]

I want to snap its neck. I think a tiny giraffe with a broken neck would be even more cute.

[Onevegetable]

I have to have that giraffe.

[FCA1975]

That commercial is hillarious. Who is that guy anyways?

[ardorpictures]

@FCA1975 Tim Murphy. He is in the new film Treasure of The Black Jaguar

[beckybecks20]

I want himmmmmm,

The giraffeeee,

It's soo cute:DDDDD!!!