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  • Obama, instead of telling jokes why don't you fix the stuff that you messed up?

  • Your video is popular on Tbilisi

  • This video went viral on Venezuela

  • THIS BASTARD HAS KILLED SCORES OF CIVILIANS WITH HIS DRONES !!

    How dare he sit there and claim the Morale high-ground.

    He is killing us Muslims all over the world Somalia, Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya etc.

    Even though his own Father and Grandmother are Muslims, what a sell-out.

    He VETO's any bid for Palestinians to govern themselves.

    And his people applaud him like a Hero and then wonder why 9/11 takes place. haha

    FUCK AMERICA AND MAY GOD CURSE THEM WITH MANY MORE 9/11

  • @ismailaminaden im assuming ur a muslim.i was born and raised in the US and im an american muslim.for ur info,millions of muslims live here in usa.if ur swearing and cursing at america,ur also cursing at us muslims.a good muslim would'nt do that.btw,many muslims died in the 9/11 attack as well.

  • @13purpleberry So you was born and raised in the belly of the beast (Satan).

    If you fear Allah (swt) or you have any concern as to the message of Prophet Muhammad (pbuh), you will do you and your family a great favor by leaving that state.

    America is doomed and its living on borrowed time...First the economy goes then the power follows suit.

    The Muslims are rising all round the world..Every state voting in a pro-Islamic party each. The time has come and the Sharia is returning to EARTH !!!

  • @ismailaminaden first of all,usa is a COUNTRY not a STATE.yes,the economy went in a deep hole at first,but its out of the deep hole and it increased.y wud i move away from here?many muslims live here and many non-muslims convert to islam everyday(in the US alone).it is our job as muslims,to spread the deen.if we dont,who will?

  • @ismailaminaden ur right when u say sharia will return to earth but thats be4 qiyamat.first it will be so hard to practice deen all around earth that all muslims will immigrate to makkah.then imam mehdi will come and conquer.there is a hadeeth to its nearest meaning that mohammad (pbuh) said imam mehdi will also conquer baytul abyaz.abyaz=white and bayt=house.my point is when sharia comes it will also come in the US and the muslim population will have grown even more then.

  • @ismailaminaden i also hate to argue with u becuz first of all,i know we r not gonna agree and its completely pointless.second,i dont wanna waste my energy typing.i've got other things to do.im just a teenage girl.i went on ur pg and it seems like ur from uk.thats not exactly a muslim country either.although i think there r alot of muslims there.well,there r alot in the US too.have u ever even been to the US?i guess not.

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  • @ismailaminaden lol.

  • @ismailaminaden also,idk wats happening in somalia,but i do know that wat happened in Libya has nothing to do with US.they did those protests to kick ghaddafi out and they succeeded.of course many died(i feel extremely sry 4 them)but their deaths dont have anything to do with US.as for afghanistan and iraq,be4 obama became president,he said he'd call back the US troops and thats wat he did.so u dont have to blame him for their deaths.

  • @ismailaminaden oh yah,and im proud of being an american muslim.

  • @ismailaminaden you're awkward bro and why are you using youtube which is created from american innovation and inspired through american capitalism. fuck you

  • Leno is funnier than that prat obama

    will ever B ;)

  • Wheres Dubya when you need him?

  • i miss bush.. he didnt even have to try to make us laugh

  • yaaay! conan FOr the Win!!

  • Obama is clearly a member of TeamCOCO.

  • Hey Obama your ratings are soo low right now people in Kenya are claiming you were born in the united states!

  • @lv2surf This made me chuckle a bit.

  • 0:31 the girl on the bottom left look like she was going to vomit

  • way to go prez!!!

  • coolest president evr!!

  • @lizzziem1

    nope

  • @lizzziem1

    Lookie!! Another mindless sheep corrupted by greed & power.

  • @lizzziem1 go kill ur self

  • I want Jay Leno's chin. JK

  • I'm sorry but Leno got his ass Owned here! hahahah~ Hillarious!

  • I find it funny that I've never heard anyone ever mention how he whistles when he pronounces the letter 's'. I'll have to check SNL.

  • OWNED!

  • the country of his birth O:?

  • here come the men in black.. men in blaaAAaaAAck.. galaxy defenders..

  • OWNED!

  • Speaking of ratings, what are Obama's approval ratings now?? They've dropped HOW much since he took office?

  • @ibxncgc that was the joke

  • @68corvette08 he was joking, moron

  • @68corvette08

    People like you are what makes that joke funny.

  • @68corvette08 Ever heard of a birth certificate?

  • @68corvette08 Dude. Humor exists, and sometimes the president uses it. Learn.

  • leno got served in the A ! xD

  • haha get it cause he wasnt born in the u.s.a! god you gotta love it when a dumb ass admits hes doing wrong

  • I like the him and I'm not even American , Toking black guy with dreams not like the war hungry money obbsessed cowboy gun slinging golf playing selfish c**t Bush.

    Wheres Mark David Chapman when you need him

  • I dont like his political running and what not, but he seems to be a cool guy when not making speechesI do disagree with him, but there is a difference between disagreeing (like me) And being a asshole and hating him entirely because of his beliefs its america hes doing the best he can all he can do at the moment, One more time I DO DISAGREE WITH HIM ,

  • Any person who is still in favor of this president is most likely lazy and needs government to take care of them. Free health care? Free for who? Where do I sign up? Oh its only for lazy asses who are unwilling to work or take care of themeselves. Somebody has to pay for this new health reform. Thats right those of us that have jobs and pay taxes must now pay more in order to provide free health care to the American lazy ass.

  • @jsnm23 You do realise that the world WAS laughing at Americas health care, its wrong not to have a basic free health system for all. Whats wrong with helping one of your own ? money isnt everything you know.

  • Obama's going to stop the oil leak right after he fixes the economy, wins the Afghan war, stops the oceans from rising , and gives everyone free health care. Leave the man alone. If he wants to play golf, that's his business.

  • class

  • If u watch the how thing it's hilarious obamas rly my lol

  • I don't like Barrack much on the political front, but he does seem like a nice and funny guy.

  • Hey look it's Obama the Jimmy Kimmel impersonator

  • Barackalakobama Jihad, if I wanted Eddie Murphy in office I would have put his name on the ballot.

  • The real JOKER!

  • It's the White House "Correspondents' Dinner!"  People, why do you think a man like Jay Leno was invited? This is not a place designed for serious talk. No, we didn't vote for him to be a comedian-in-chief. But him having a good sense of humor should not be used to attack his ability to be a good president.

  • @pofcross Obama doesnt have any ability to be a "good president." You could prove Obama is a "good President" even if you tried w/ every living cell in your body... Cut it out, please...

  • @bigstU25 Obviously you are against Obama and likely a Republican. Not only you are making a moronic statement without any sound rationale, you did not quite understand my previous comment. I wasn't assessing whether Obama can be a "good president" or not. I was expressing my opinion that his sense of humor should not be used in judging whether he can be a good president or not, because some people did just that in their comments. Please think before you write. Thanks.

  • @pofcross There you go.. Typical sucker.. "if you are against Obama then that means you are a Republican." What a sucker.. I'm a Independent FYI. Like being a GOP is so bad compaired to a Dem? Please!

    And you said, "his ability to be a good president." You implied that he can has that ability. So YOU need to think before you write... My point is he doesnt have a ability to be a good president! DUH!

  • @bigstU25 Once again, you are just a pathetic hot head. Read it again, moron. I wrote you are "LIKELY a Republican." I didn't say you are. There's clear textual difference.  Furthermore, it appears that you still don't understand even after I explained it to you. All I said was his sense of humor shouldn't be used against him in assessing his "ability" whether or not he has such ability. To put simply, it goes to the assessment, not to the existence of ability.

  • @pofcross Why would you have to even bring up if im a GOP or not. You whole argument and assumption is stupid.. Both parties are being ran by the Bilderbergs. Parties dont mean shit any more.. Im not a hot head or pathetic. If you knew better you would do better.

    And do you think Obama is doing a good job right now? Yes or no?

  • Obama would be better off as a comedian than a piece of shit president

  • Even Obama's for Coco.

  • Pwned by a terrible man. Ouch.

  • Obviously he doesn't write his own jokes, he may come up with a few of them, but mostly others write them. That said you have to have good comedic timing which he certainly had. Put it this way, give those jokes to Bush and see if they come out funny.

  • haha excellent

  • i hate both, but gotta give kudos to obamba.

    good joke Mr. President.

  • haha who knew the Preseident had such a sense of humor

  • any body eles got some domb shit to say about obama .

    cuz yall can get cussed out now

  • Obama got jokes~!

  • Well i can talk for Sweden and Europe when i say this is the first American president we like..

  • @Swonko123 Well then you share the same sentament w/ socialist fascist...

  • He was funny at one time.

    Leno 1976

    watch?v=yHyGFQFAT8Q

  • Your're doing a heck of job, Brownie.

  • LOL this is hilarious! Prez has got jokes!

  • leno getting burned by the president.

  • Damn, PWNED!

  • Leno got owned by the muthafuckin' president!!!

  • they were wrote for obama

  • The gays love you, Obama! <3

  • Haha obamas funny!!:)

  • GW Bush, and Obama, dumb and dumber.

    How can such a great country elect two consecutive idiots.

  • @ParkourTV First of all, your country really isn't that great. I mean, it really has way too much redneck hillbillies screaming their country is superior to all other countries. Not to mention, you finally have a decent president again, and your fucking hillbillies start complaining about him.

    Oh, and don't make me start about the retarded christians, which have messed up your economy a lot of times.

  • @Coolgerb Dude, I'm not an American.

  • @Coolgerb and what country are you from that is sooooo great?

  • @Coolgerb bitch fuck you we all arent like that

  • Nice reading someone elses work

  • I'd give him another 4 Yeats just for that ;)

  • 1.) take a deep breathe

    2.)clap your hands twice

    3.)think about someone you like

    4.)copy this to 2 other videos

    5.)look at your hands

  • The guy's got a sense of humour, you have to give him that much. You'd never see our UK leaders making gags like that.

  • classic

  • We have a cool comedian in chief!

    hahahahahha

  • EW. youtube put a link to perezhilton's site for this video.

    disgusting.

  • so who wrote his jokes for him? the cia?

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  • This is depressing wat the presidency has become. That a president has to clown around to the public to goin the support of the people. Im not saying that Obama is the problem but rather ourselves that we have brought a distinguished position of respect to this state, i hope that we can one day have a president give a speech without the glamour and glitz of the media and still get his point across...

  • country of his birth....kenya cares about obama?

  • At the end of the clip I think I heard Jay Leno say "Goodnight everybody!"

  • I learn so much from Obama everyday. Just how much he doesn't give a fcuk about all these trashy losers hating on him. Just don't giving a damn fcuk!

  • @sowhathefuss There is a difference between hate and informed and concerned people.. BIG difference. Try getting informed before you support him. What do you think about Bush?

  • @sowhathefuss Yeah isn't it great how they are killing millions of Iraqi children and how he signed all the deep sea oil rig documents or how about how he is illegally taxing every american in the country for an average of 10,000 dollars along with being a puppet for wallstreet and having probably billions in his bank account while children all over Africa starve to death and 50% of the black community in america are left without jobs.

    Yeah, great guy. O.0

  • @sowhathefuss I learn something from Obama, too. He's a living, lying little idiot.

  • wouldn't it have been cool if Obama had actually came up with that himself?

  • Obama smoke mad weed

  • @sxystar41 you're right but he was funn y because he was stupid

  • Hahahaha I love Obama hahahahaha!!!!!!!!

  • OMG HE'S BLACK ?

  • I'm not a huge fan of President Obama PERIOD!!! But you gotta admit that he does have a good sense of humor...... LOL... hey the president called kanye west a jackass.... LOL.... I don't remember Bush having a sense of humor....

  • Wait the health care reform is a good thing?

  • Presidential burn: Rates only slightly milder than being burned by your grandmother.

  • Wow stop trollin'

  • I love how most people are talkin about Obama is no good n shit and the people talkin shit THINK they know how to properly "resolve" the worlds problems....it's quite humorous. You haters of Obama need to stop crying because every fuckin president has to deal with difficult situations and take shit from bitches like you. So stop crying and get over yourselfs.

  • @MrFallen33 I just don't want an idiot telling me what to do. i have rights, and I would very much like to keep them. Presidents have never had as much power as our current one does, and he shouldn't have that much. individual states should be able to decide what to do, not a borg minded conglomerate leading up to a single leader.

  • @MrFallen33 Fuck you when you will die then you will be crying you fucken idiot you dont know a shit about obama he is just a pupet WAKE UP!!!!

  • @MrFallen33 What do you think about Bush Jr. And what do you know about where the money from the 1st Obama stimulus package went? Plus what do you know about who Obama supported in Honduras? What do you know about how the Obamacare is not fully paid for? What do you know about how Ronald Reagan fixed Jimmy Carter's double inflation and unemployment? Seems like not much... Holla...

  • You find that the criticisms of Obama are somehow humorous? Honestly, what values does Obama hold that you hold as well? Can you even answers that?!

  • @MrFallen33 actually one president had the economy when we were debt free. so not all presidents have it rough.

  • @MrFallen33 economy sucks,he is bankrupting the nation,we now have another war we can't pay for, Americans have lost their homes,jobs and faith in this worthless idiot.He is like a spoiled child and was pampered his enitre life by everyone around him,fuck obama and the left

  • @ajack50 Everything you are talking about happened before Obama took Office. The Left sucks most of the time, but in 2000 Clinton and the left handed Bush and the right a working Economy and a conflict free, secure nation.

    And Obama doesn't do anything on his own. No Governor or President does. Its 95% Legislature.

  • @MrFallen33 I have no problem with what he is doing. I dont like it but I dont NOT like it. The only problem I have is that we have no proof that he was born in the US. They SAY he was born in Hawaii. Bull! There is no birth certificate. During the election they were covering all that up. WTF man? btw shut the hell up bitch

  • Wow!!such a sense of humor :)

  • he seemed uncertain if he wanted to make that joke hahaha.

  • But he's a great face and we'll just have to put up with him another 6 years.....

  • I hate Obama for the same reason I hated Bush - Because he's selling our country out to the Global Bankers. If he had strong policies, it would be great. I think he portrays a great image, and he's a good actor as long as the propmpter doesn't take a crap. Unfortunately, the people who really run the show - The Builderburgers - are pulling his strings in ways that are ruining the country. Think the recession is ending? Ask your boss for a raise tomorrow.

  • The land of my birth (aka iraq )

  • SALTY

  • President obama hasn't done anything successful yet

  • @Kinnick390 lol hasn't done anything successful yet? I'm not sure where you have been for the past two years. Let's see...off the top of my head he ended our most recent recession. He has saved the car industry from going completely bankrupt and his greatest achievement of them all... The pass of Health Care Reform. Learn your facts before you post idiotic comments.

  • @SloppySkateboarder o_e flippin racist bastard... gosh... :D kidding lol

  • Gunnin'

  • owned

  • Wow people. I think it's funny how if you say you don't like Obama, people immediately say you're racist. If I didn't like George Bush, I wasn't racist. I just don't agree with Obama on everything. But people are probably going to try and tell me I'm racist because of that.

  • @SloppySkateboarder RACIST!!!!

  • i dont get it.

  • haha these racist clowns make me laugh,just because a successful black man is president you guys cant take it, who do you want , the dumb duck Bush, Sarah palin, the other dummy?you are all a pathethic bunch.

  • Wow!!!! this is almost as cool as my video of me shooting a .50 cal standing up!!!! CHECK IT OUT!!!

  • CALM DOWN the daily show made up the stuff for him

  • Obama is the man !!!!!

  • Ooooooooooooooooooooooooobama

  • Obama sucker punched Jay Leno.

  • Unfortunately all these jokes were written before time, every year this conference is basically a reverse roast with the president throwing out a giant middle finger to the guests

  • jay leno that fucking back stabbing sleasball

  • i don't agree with obama on many things, but that was funny as hell

  • lmfao u guys are so stupid is this an illuminati conference lmfao u dumb americans make up the stupidest conspiracy theories

  • Leno sucks

  • @KamisDank lol you've got videos of yourself on your channel. and the people who know you and check your channel will notice your comments and you will be judged by them. nice. hahaha.

  • You may dislike Obama's politics as I do, but to attack his character is ignorant. I love our president for his charming manner, quick wit, and altruistic vision for America!

  • I Hate OBAMA! but that was a little funny I have to omit

  • @tvfan1563 admit*

  • @DanishsUtube my bad typo

  • @tvfan1563 you hate obama because he is black right?Dummy.

  • @njikwa No! race has nothing to do with if he was any other race still hate him.

    I hate him because he is destroying our country (by spending way too damn much money, he has spent more money then America debt from 1777-2003). and I though nobody could be worst than bush, guess I was wrong.

  • @tvfan1563 oh dear, Bush was a disaster in his 8 years in office, and someone hasn't even completed half of his first term and you start judging him,dont use bush as a disguise for your racist endeavours, can you prove he has put us in debt, or is it Fox news that told you so?

  • Can't we all just get along lol, stupid American's the comments some of you racsist idiots write are just shows how fucked your country is!

  • WOW what a great puppet you can't even see the strings

  • @munib1000 agreed glad to know alot more people know somewhat about the Illuminati

  • that was great

  • Wait did u guys realize that he just admitted he wasn't from the US!