The Team Fortress 2 Two-Word Story

[awb26]

i watched ALL of it

[stinkoman2x6]

now you gotta make tf2 4 word story (if it ever friggin' ends)

[bmar896]

3fort can exist but it would be good only as koth

[bousam1234]

Are this garrys mod

[jaribas111]

he has a cool voice



[ThePootisMan]

HAIMALOO!

[Ninocka30]

My IQ after RubberFruit- -14

My IQ after this- Lemon.

Therefore, this video is educational.

[Bitex112]

...?

[farlock6]

That... was disturbing.

[Gazelleclaw]

haimamoo

[Daltonrobloxman]

mmm pancakes

[Daltonrobloxman]

lol

[Coolmenest]

@Daltonrobloxman sir, explain to me what i watched

[gzook1212]

so stupid, so epicly stupid

[theemrx]

Seems like its trying to hard to be the next Full Life Consequences, but it got a laugh from me.

[blasimrasou]

@theemrx this was litterly taken from the forums 1.5 year ago and i was there.

[TheNickscout]

So glad you could post this on my birthday:3

[Puglous]

THE AMAZING DARK PEOPLE FTW!

[velisaar]

louis overdosed

[evin626]

wuts the song?

[du6167]

The book was better

[OverseerThe]

for some reason i thought it read "Presidential Erection"

[ikbenmaaten]

i named my rocket launcher THE RAWKIT LAWNCHAIR

[GravoForce12958]

This story is so sad, It will be made into a movie!

[MrSwedishguy]

This story contains more than 2 words D:

[HawkLeer]

@MrSwedishguy read the description and you'd understand what "Two word story" meant.

[MrSwedishguy]

@HawkLeer Ever heard of a joke/pun?

[HawkLeer]

@MrSwedishguy No, I am a robot. I feel no emotion and feed on american jobs. Beep boop son, Beep boop.

[MrSwedishguy]

@HawkLeer *saps*

[Eedwart2007]

They all did died.

[masterofall66]

This is the greatest story ever written.

[GheoHawk]

This made my brain hurt.

[pacman4d]

@CloverNoodle WTF WERE YOu SMOKING WHEN MAKING THIS

[sonicadam11]

@pacman4d He has alot of imagination he never smoked :3

[JaxfirebusIsBack1]

@pacman4d I think you should ask what was several people smoking :/

[Kirill335]

That was a touching story...

[iliketoytp]

this video makes all other tf2 videos inferior. never again will i hear such a well told story

[FailSCoMbATArmS]

from 3:40 to 3:44 ITS VERY FUNNY XD



[GrawrawrLPs]

Not funny in any way at all.

[TheOle97]

one m0:00re time

[GrawrawrLPs]

@TheOle97 Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself. Kill yourself.

[Jockergameplays]

wut

[Adrahoth]

This video is even funnier when you use closed captions!

[tezpuzzlemazter]

This comment will recieve lots of thumb downs, and as a result will be deleted.

Thumbs down if you agree :D

[simplejack57]

thumb up

[46PsychoFox64]

I figured out the two words.

......The hell?

[reggiardito]

The tread's down :C

[godofdead2]

lol thats not saxton hale.... 1:40

[munizrfelipe]

I seriously don't get the masturbation jokes.

[CourierAlgaming]

I found this very easy to masturbate to. (lol)

[dickiesmon]

Sounds like Mad Libs.

[FunkyConker]

I think I found a connection. 0:05 and 4:21

[BlazyToast]

Turn on transcribe audio and watch the video! :D

[RAVECRIB9t4]

This reminds me of Norway at its national day o.o

[GolemAvalanche]

As expected, Transcribe Audio got the presidential election almost exactly correct.

[Blackunknown0]

This properly describes 90% of my life.

[Damowhite123]

4:22 HAHA! can't stop laughing!

[shallowmerger]

The scouts have sixty aids invaders, according to the subtitles.

[themaniac47]

Rawkit Lawnchair better than Rocket Launcher!

[BryanG81696]

sounds like kitty0706's voice....

[mndccor]

/watch?v=pZjj5qzcy0o

[OSDolphin]

So no sequels?

[fastlane252]

buttons on insults randall

[metalgeariain]

Most of this story takes place in the Pyro's dream.

[Gigaspine7]

@metalgeariain THis was where the plot for Inception came from.

[reggiardito]

@metalgeariain Lol , you're right! I didn't realize that! xD

[darksonicboomboom]

press 1 for-EAT DINOSAURZ

[FrauDummkopf]

"That report which is not a system rather logical place because the forties not into your future depends system because it was of course storm lax"

2:41

[squarefan1]

The closed captions make less sense then the actual video XD...What's with all the AIDs references? O.o

[Shadovv93]

My flash crashed after watching this = too random for the internet

[dalehauri]

Fucking pyro plushies.

[tarek12mig]

LOL xD 3:13

[Quadunit404]

0:42 with transcribed captions

killed the scouts have fifty aids invaders

Careful, the Scouts have fifty AIDS invaders D:

[0g0dn0]

And what are the two words mentioned in the story?

[shallowmerger]

ISLAMIC BOB

[StickyHD]

I totally get it now.

[MrEndmill]

2:35 Captioning:

"bodziak that sort of really great anyone that buisnesses to set dislocated knee alot instrument"

[MO77H3W]

3fort would work :3 you could get points for cappin and holding or for geting the intel

[MrSeangeeee]

I like how pankakes translates to "fifty aid invaders" o.0

[4444kik]

With a ROCKET LAWNCHAIR!!!!

[dalehauri]

All because of a spies secret.....

[Elohelohnome]

what..did....I...just...watch.­. i dont even...derp

[Mrgmoder1]

2:16 TEAM KILLER!!!!

[StanielsMod]

I'm not exactly sure how to respond to this. So I'll just say it was funny.

[Vexensheart]

I like how you actually said

"Sanviches."

[hobo0ralph]

109 brains got broken so expect lawyers coming in clovernoodle!

[TadRaunch]

Good stuff.

[bullstriker1992]

3:50 best part :D

[Pigeonsmiter]

this is so ramdom (is not random!), you simply can't hate on it

[peacauve]

this sucks..



[flippyrulz123]

Lawjikal v1d R lawjikal

[ArmageddonINclouds]

Ninjas! ASDFGHJK

[richnick82]

ROFLMAO

[TheDeadPlayers]

Transcribe Audio basically made this video

[DonTokoroten2009]

This sounds about right, though new drop system is a bunch of fail.

[Soulpunisher1]

cool story bro.

[acekidwonder]

1:47 transcribe audio: advances water hit while the stepfather's like islamic bob... wtf?

[blasimrasou]

0:42 Transcribe audio on. killed the scouts have fifty aids invaders xD

[jlynxss]

all of life makes sense to me now!

[ljoufhk]

Where does one buy one of these "Rockit Lawnchairs"? because i sure as hell want one.

[TheAlexRo123]

immune system is dead >=( (transcribe audio 1:26)

[lethraxin]

But John didn't have wepon.

[danm36]

As seen on Uncyclopedia

[USN755]

This video was practically made for 1911.

[LordNatbob]

Why can't i stop watching this? XD

[throwsumlights]

Yesterday evening right after the medic gave the soldier aids lollloloololloloolllplll

[CragsterEagleWarrior]

4:33 My favourite demo man ooga booga'd

[alexpowerup]

1:38 i loved that part xDDDD

[ChaotixDemon]

Rather illogical translates to rather logical.

GOOD JOB GOOGLE

[therandommen2]

AWWWWWW SKEET!

[XKillaScoutX]

this makes perfect sense

[XKillaScoutX]

NO WONDER! ITS PAI DAY

[johnnyAFIRE]

1:10 " stabbed and subsequently all the sentences for money" it says with transcribe audio

[wresd123]

meanwhile the heavys gun was touch heeeyaaaa UNNN

do i get thummbs now?

[USN755]

Keep pressing 1. It is too funny.

[zxsSharpie]

then they did died...best ending ev-HAIMAMOO!!

[salenkov]

Random, and incredibly funny.

[GuysWithSungasses]

lol killed the scout had 50 aids invaders

[XxTarkenxX]

This is so fucking dumb, a complete waste of my time! ... *subscribe*

[Heurecka]

at 0:44 the auto-transcription said that the scout has 50aids invaders wtf?

[jhurst111]

no wonder why i am failing englidh class

[GamerWorlock]

TF2 need a Biosaw

[mgmike576]

0:52 You forgot Louis! D:<

[Leothegreat]

Oh shit my brain just collaped in on itself

[TheVoidGhost]

RAWKIT LAWNCHAIR

[thescreamscene]

AWW SKEET.

[CNightmare072]

1:52-1:56 made the whole video worthwile XD

[GTR141Foxer]

THe narrator sounds like gabe.

[kefta4ever101]

medic gave soldier aids, oh the irony

[The123musiclover]

The flaming bowels, eating sandviches for money, then death. If only live wasn't so cruel

[Brianhz1211]

best story :3

[sonOFsephiroth07]

"But no one left him so he came to the cancer for instance left under the holdings"

-Auto-transcription

[Sangheili475]

1. Pause

2. Turn auto transcription on

3. Press 3:32

4. Bills here!

[banditthetheif]

2:25 the only part that the auto transcription got right :P

[banditthetheif]

@banditthetheif Forgot about 0:47 :P

[vincer20]

THE BOOST BIASED AND THAT HE HAD INFLAMED BARRELS THAT LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

[hewtoi]

Amazing! Such a compelling video of epic proportions.

It has everything from politics to a mans decent into eating sandwiches for money.

And then, such a dramatic heart clenching twist at the end when they all did died. It made me shed a tear.

Such a fantastic video. 10/10

Deserves an Oscar.

[raterthegamer]

no me

[BlueBerry385]

@raterthegamer no u

[Pigeonsmiter]

lolwut?

[patranous2]

why did i get this when i looked up 10 minutes of haimamoo?

[AdventurerOfOblivion]

Why was this video linked from uncyclopedia?

[TopGun904]

Sandbag olol <-- secret annotation in the video o.O

[danm36]

Now on Uncyclopedia!

[KiwiDillan23]

it all makes sense!

[PKFighterX201]

I like how both highest rated comments are both by clovernoodle.

[banditthetheif]

BECAUSE IT RESEMBLES SNORLAX

[XDME360]

hit 1 to see medics head be eaten

keep hitting one to hear the narrator say eat dinosaurs

[SyluxN64]

"Engineer proceeded to build ten dispensers" -> "Engineer proceeded to build ten dispensers"

Futher proof that Engineers can Make things work right! :D

[LunarEclipse135]

The demoman apparently means the devil now.

[Puglous]

"his lollipop" also becomes "islamic bob"

[danm36]

Autotranslate is awesome.

"...after he saw a house full of idlers. The announcer said..."

->"...sellouts qualified alerts. Immune system is died..."

[Puglous]

@danm36

"killed the scouts mother after he ate" -> "the scouts have fifty aids invaders"

[whonow09]

NINJAS AASFDKLUGHLKUSHG

[agbengip]

I like how the auto-transcription system transcribes "Saxton Hale" as "sex appeal".

[acepilot1997]

@agbengip and sex appeal roar LOLZ

[govnajedemdanas]

@agbengip I like how Saxton Hale is an anagram for Hot Anal Sex.

[TheUberMunchkin]

I remember contributing to this.

Pyro's Brainslug.

I'm Gentle-Manne on the SPUF

[haberlein1]

Moral of the story:

(brain explodes)

[pocoboba]

That was the bestest bed-time story ever.

[Bmaster1001]

wouldn't well be 3fort technicly?

[ragingblast1]

wow that was random. O.o

[daladek]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Hiukuss]

This only has 49K views? Should be 49M lol

[TheAlexRo123]

this is great u have my subripton man =3 it was funny as hell remember haters gonna hate and suck dicks

[englandeer]

That was way more than 2 words.

[Ak47blast12]

Louis was kicked out of the dark people group

[number1Gmodfan]

RED medic, BLU hat

RED engineer, BLU spawnroom

RED house, BLU intel

RED sniper, BLU 2fort

[linkrock123]

Pyro plushies.. Best part lol