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  • Two pizzas with 10 toppings for $9.99!!!! I need a DeLorean, a blue print for a flux capacitor, some Plutonium and $11 in bills made before 1990, stat!!! You can barely get a medium two topping pizza for that price today. Man, the present sucks!!!!

  • damn they barely launched the hubble

  • I though it said burning bitches. lol

  • Ironically, that anti-drug ad gave me the munchies.

  • Thank You for all of these!!! These commercials make time at work fly by!

  • Long live the Hubble Space Telescope!!!!

  • Ugh i wanna go back to the 90s!!!

  • yaay.. #5.. toyota mr2 commercial.. i actually have this very one but when it was first released i was only 11 lol.. this made my day :-D thanks so much!

  • The car commercials alone are priceless!!! LOL

  • 7:12 - :22 Cool :D.

  • I try to eat my brain on drugs at least once if not twice a day my brain on drugs is freaking delicious!

  • my brain on drugs looks pretty fucken awesome!

  • hell yeah i was a flint stone kid 

  • "Hey I have hair!"

    Clearly this boy has made a fantastic amazing discovery that will forever change this planet for the better.

  • "Hey I have hair!" Don't we all?

  • wtf $450 per person wtf >:(

  • Hey i have hair! :D

  • lol im taking an advertisement class in college and my teacher actually used alot of your vols in our clas

  • My brain on drugs looks pretty darn tasty if you ask me! Lol.

  • @WentMillerGal15 lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Wow, even at today's standards a Carnival Cruise is too expensive!

  • 9:16 Yeah, can I get my brain served on an English muffin or a Croissant?

  • Why pay money to turn your toilet water blue or green when you can turn it yellow for free?

  • @garand506 o_O......................

  • 7:30 w0ah deja vu

  • at 0:47 it's The Stig's American cousin

  • 10 TOPPINGS FOR 9.99. For that now it's 2 toppings haha.

  • These commercials were aired 4 days after my 4th birthday (April 25th 1990) I remember some of them

  • i DO have a question. is my brain really an egg? can i smoke and shoot up pans? that commercial really confused me.

  • that drug commercial makes me want eggs.

  • My life sucks. I wanna go back.

  • @MalchikBlue I'll join ya!

  • 3:54

    because you can't, you won't, and you don't stop!

  • Ah Summer's Eve...the Douche commercial XD This is sad, I knew what it was instantly because I worked at Ricky's which is the ONLY place i've ever seen it sold. I was like NO WAY they had a commercial for that?? XD (even scarier: the packages at my job looked really old...I feel like they've been sitting there since this commerical aired) lmao

  • i remember flinstone vitamins. my mom used to give me those and told me to take my vitamins :D My favorite vitamins =D

  • My brain sure does look tasty.. Yummmm!

  • OMG I LOVED THE I LOVE YOU DOG!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS!

  • The guy in the Lexus commerical - His voice hasn't changed for 10. maybe 20 years.

  • I taught my dog to say "I love you"...LMAO

  • I remember the flintstones kids commercial like it was yesterday

  • Remember Flinstones kids (10 million strong and growing), Playtex Portables cuz I was in High School and remember seeing the commercial thinking I should get those for school, Carnaval Cruise (ain't we got fun!), Little Ceasar's-are they still around? OMG-Doogie Howser!, and the infamous This is your brain on drugs Any questions? Just seems like yesterday!

  • That Brite commercial... WTF IS GOING ON?!

  • I wanna go back. :\

  • I used to sing along to that Summer's Eve commercial... my dad always told me something was wrong with me. I was a little kid -- I didnt know what Summers Eve was. LMAO

  • I laughed so hard reading your full description. name one Oprah! NAME IT!!

    and

    douchey jingle

    shoot man, almost better than the video itself.

  • the dog sound at 3:55 is the same as the one at the beginning of the beastie boys sure shot song.

  • when the news break came up i punched the screen

  • mmm if thats what my brain is on drugs how do i get some bacon and orange juice?

  • i used to eat flintstones vitamins like they were candy. man they tasted good!

  • @TheRealBetaband My older sister did that. She ate almost a whole bottle Flintstones vitamins and had to get her stomach pumped.

  • I actually remember the 2000 Flushes commercial! Wow I feel kinda old lol

  • Does that random man in a kitchen have any scientific information to back up the fact that my brain on drugs resembles a fried egg? Not that I'm resentful because I'm into drugs or anything, I just don't believe him...

  • That's the dog the Beastie Boys sampled on "Sure Shot" !!

  • @rskrules I thought that dog sounded familiar!

  • i swear they still play the sensodyne commercial

  • Oh my god, I still have that diret devil hand held vaccum lol. I remember alot of these commerials.

  • @steelangelriver yep we still got it and it still works

  • Ha gotta love the 90's. I was born in 1990 so I only remember some of it yet somehow I still miss the he'll outta it. Thanks for posting these.

  • @nitr0burn You DO know that the chicken eggs you buy at the store are unfertilized, right?

  • @80sCommercialVault Very nicely said lol. This person probably loves Peta.

  • its george costanzas mom at 5:09

  • I HAVE HAIR!

  • 1:19 lol

  • Little Cesars had the worst pizza, but their commercials were funny as hell...

  • I'll take my brains with a side order of bacon and home fries please! lol

  • Old lady:2 pizza for 10 toppings for $9.99? thats impossible....

    Guy says: WHAt?!? anything is possible I even taught how my dog Says I love you

    dog: BARK LOVE U !!?!? BARK LOVE U!!?!

    old lady: WTF!?!?

  • damn a commercial for toyota mr2 fuckin awesome!!!!

  • i was a flintstones kid!

  • @theoneandonly99 Me too! I took my vitamin every day! :D

  • BILLY LOOK LOL

  • OMG! LMAO@ the Summers Eve ad!

  • wow that Playtex Portables commercial came out of no where!! I wasn't expecting to see that on here lol

  • 6:38 a good douch makes me wanna hug my knees.

  • LMAO AT THE BRITE COMMERCIAL

  • that's the dog from the beastie boys album

  • 2:30 "You put another foot on my porch of my house and I'll break your legs. Start with your legs!" Usually I start with the arms to break someones legs but eh, to each his own

  • Some of the food at Carrows looks delicious.

  • "Hey! I have hair!" LMAO what the hell??

  • @DeuxofHearts since he's a guy he nrever looks in the mirror.

  • What a hot little piece of ass Kathy Lee was. I remember those little ceasers commercials got more and more toppings for cheaper "2234234 toppings for forty seven cents"

  • "This is your brain..this is ur brain on drugs...any questions?" Wow I never saw another one of those anymore it was really the "last time"

  • My God I miss these times...

  • Damn you 90's, when things were much simpler!

  • Burning Bridges...one week from tonight!

    oh wait...

  • I've had this on my mind for 2 decades. Did Carrows ever do a commercial where they played the song "Nobody Does It Better" by Carly Simon? The song was in the movie "The Spy Who Loved Me" in 1977. Somehow, I thought Carrows had used it. Maybe I'm just hallucinating. But I do recall they did. I was maybe between 8 and 12 years old. I'm 33 now. I know Safeway used it in 1990s (nothing on YouTube!), and it mentions that in wikipedia. But how about Carrows? anyone remember?

    Thanks

    Preston

  • i hate the 90's, but that's where my childhood was and i have tremendous nostalgia over this. Thanks for posting!

  • The 90's were the best

  • i remember tha drugs commercial too.....i never thought i wouls see these commercials again.

  • i remember that flintstones commercial

  • Hey! i have hair!?

  • 2 pizzas with 10 toppings for 9.99?! Holy shit, things were ALOT cheaper back than.

  • @WastedWilly But back them 9.99 where as hard to get as they are today! salaries where not the same as they are today, back then some1 poor was some1 that made 12,000 a year! or less! today if you don't make at least 25,000 your ffuked.

  • except vcrs

  • @WastedWilly yeah and i remember when gas was cheap lol

  • nice roseanne!!! dam i loved that show

  • Is that considered brain foood

  • hmm...of course!..so drugs make your brain DELICIOUS

  • That Brite commercial was on drugs, I swear to God wtf was that?

  • ah geez here's the old "this is your brain on drugs" bullshit. What a bunch of crap.

  • I love the 90's car commercials, especially the ones for Acura and Lexus.

  • I used to want an MR2 as a first car so bad.

  • FlINTSTONES VITAMINS WERE THE BEST!!!!!!!

  • lol, shoulder pads!!!!!

  • OMG at that Summer's Eve's jingle. I had that jingle in my head since I was 5 and wondered who did it. I didn't know the words but I remember how it sounded. lol. Wow. A Summer Eve jingle was in my head for 20 years. lol

  • Interesting that the Flintsotnes Vitamin commercial does not feature even one single picture of a Flintstones character, not even on the box! But gees, that jingle is TIMELESS!

    Pizza pizza!

  • I dont think this was on April 29th. Because the Ford Commercial said the sale ended on April 29th.

  • (Sigh) The tape these are from has the TV Movie, "Summer Dreams" a biopic of the Beach Boys recorded by my dad. It aired on April 29th, 1990.

  • Oh, okay. Sorry for the misunderstanding. I just figured that commercial would not air after the sale is over.

  • @SupraStar98tt That doesn't mean anything.  The commercial just says it ends on that day. If it said it ended before that day, then your point would actually be valid.

  • @SupraStar98tt I can't tell you how many times I've seen commercials for sales that ended on the day they aired.

  • Sigh...what I would give for that Subaru Legacy turbo. But I guess it's the MR-2 that helps me get the ladies.

  • Haha, yea man. I have a MR-2 project car right now.

  • the music for Halsa Shampoo commercial was nice!!

  • shit i feel old now

  • That MR2 is fucking sick. I'm saving up for an import tuner mr2.

  • So that means, when you are on drugs, you can make a mean fried egg lol

  • most of the women in lingerie commercials had real boobs!!

  • "Hey, I have hair!" LULZ

  • i miss all the old kick ass commercials and all the old sitcoms/cartoons. the cartoons today are soo shitty compared to the ones i watched growing up

  • Do you still the VHS that this is on???? I need a Higher Quality copy for that Toyota commercial.

  • Good Memories.

    The "And Growing" flinstones girl is so cute. Some of these companies should think about rereleasing some of these retro commercials.

  • lol lil caesar's PIZZA PIZZA !!!

  • Is that George Costanza's Mom in the Alka Seltzer commercial?

  • yes it is

  • I remember seeing tampon commercials going "what the hell are those things?!" I always wanted to kno lol

  • the last dude talking about drugs was a total douche

  • and the commercial made me want to have some eggs and a nice big fat joint.

  • LOL

    me too

  • i used to take Flintones vitamins, wow, delicious!! i thought they were candy.

  • I prefered smurfs vitamins, but I think those were big in the 80's

  • I wish they had a 90s month in america like just shows and commercials from the 90s on all channels that would be awesome!

  • lol, what?? haha, we can only dream

  • @YoshiClone112 That Would be Awesome,You Know You Could Always Come up With an Online Petition to Have a 90s Month,&/or,Bring 90s Shows Back

  • this is your brain on drugs...hahaha i remember that!

  • That 2000 flushes stuff dyed your toilet blue (or green!), but you never had to clean the damned thing.

  • that kid in the brite ad seems like his brain was on drugs

  • opera at 6:00. i'd hit that

  • i actually had a 1991 toyota MR2 and that commercial was right all that stuff happened to me in that car too!

  • why are these videos so addicting?

  • I used to sing the Flintstone's Kids jingle alot when I was younger.

    Those were the days

  • sunny weather, all together

  • "Summer's Eve Douche (What a douchey jingle!) "

    You were right about that. XD

    I guess not all old commercials were good.

    Anyways, thnks for posting these. I also love reading your small commentaries on the description blurb.

  • Alka Seltzer has the mom from Everyone loves Raymond

  • No thats George Costanza's mom from Seinfeld, forget her name, note the higher pitched voice.

  • Estelle Harris?

  • Yeah thats it.

  • That's what's wrong with teenagers these days... they didn't get to see that "This is your brain on drugs" PSA enough times. Let's bring it back, maybe we can still save the upcoming generation.

  • wtf was with the brite commercial

    "HEY, i have hair! :DDD"

    off topic much?

  • This is your BRAIN this is your brain on drugs any questions?

    YES!! That egg looks yummy! CAN i eat it?

  • I think that commercial might have been the last time they updated alaka seltzer

  • Is the 2000 flushes guy still alive? (just curious)

  • why did that summer's eve commercial make me laugh?

  • lol "the clean fresh feeling keeps the good times on my mind" never new duching was sunshine and rainbows XD

  • they opened a little caesars close to my house! i can tell you i haven't had their pizza since probably 1990 lol. i'm really excited!

  • that woman in the alka seltzer commersial, is that george costanza'a mom?

  • What's with Toyota using Fanfare? It's not an opera. >_>

  • damn! lexus commercials were always hella classy. is that the same voice that use on the commercials today?

  • Kathy Lee before sweatshopgate.

  • Amazing how a commercial about a douche neglects to mention anything about squeezing liquid up the cooch. Very elegant. Nice job, guys.

  • Holy moly! I haven't seen that animated guy in "Little Caesar's Pizza" since...well the 90s.

    Pizza! Pizza!

  • That guy kicked ass they should bring him back. Come to think of it they should bring Little Caesar's back lol

  • There's still a Little Caesar's restaurant by my house......just up from 92nd and Capitol in Milwaukee, WI! :-D

  • There's one 10 minutes away from my house and now they sell them for $5 each. Well...that is if you only buy cheese or pepperoni.

  • I kinda forgot about commenting on this....thanks for the reply.

  • Those Flintstones vitamins were like eating chalk. No wonder kids didn't like taking their vitamins, just god awful.

  • i was born in jan 1984. watching this after a few minutes, i really started feeling weird like I went through time or something

  • God that bra is horrible! Makes the boobs look like a couple of pyramids on your chest.

  • hahaha!!!!!!!

  • We gripe about commercials on television, yet here we are, watching them. And only them.

  • Yeah, but these are good commercials. We long for these.

  • Oh, my God, I forgot all about Brewster Place!

  • I used to crush up my Flintstone Vitamins and snort them with the straw on the side of my Hi-C box, then engage my friends in long-winded, meaningless conversations about why the Ghost-Busters cartoon was inferior to The Real Ghostbuster.

    ...."I learned it by watching you!!" thanks, Dad.

  • lol

  • That first tampon commercial sounds just like The Art of Noise, like it belongs in the 80's.

    Look up "Max Headroom Art Of Noise Paranoimia" and see what I mean (after watching the commercial).

  • In the back of my mind I keep waiting for some program to start, and then I remember - I'm watching commercials, just commercials.

  • omg I so remember the 1st commericial. I used to sing it everytime it came on lol.

  • I don't remember any of these commercials. But then again, I'm from Canada, and my family didn't have cable until the late '90s lol