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  • Do you KNOW how much friction 'sexy' causes? XD

  • Whats a ninja?

  • @CJB08291990 Dictionary..

  • the song is very cool

  • Like last year, Justin Timberlake brought sexy back.

  • 20 or 30 kills of a good shuriken xD

  • then if ur a ninja then kill jt u dumb ninja

  • your the greatest ninja dude ever

  • or a sword in ur head rofl

  • This vid sucks and is Stupid... He should have made a vid on how global warming is bs. It would have been funnier.. Thumbs down for this one Mr. Hippy Ninja.

  • do you still belive globle warming mr.ninja?

  • NINJA!! get rid of the Jonas brothers too ^^ that will reduce global warming ^^

  • SEE HOW MUCH FRICTION SEXY HAS!?

  • y yes. yes my brain did.

  • SWEET!

  • ninja:uh, can i have that sword back? im gonna recycle it..

  • do u know how much friction sexy caouses. haha nice

  • when did sexy end?!

    I never realy though it ended!

  • MY BRAIN

  • ....hehehe....global warming--that so explains the sleet we're having in april in southern alabama. now those liberals are calling it climate change, soon to be "global" cooling like it was a few decades ago...stupid flip flopping liberal democrats

  • right. stupid liberals....btw ur intelligent democrats are begining to call it climate change. and tried to go on an 80 day journey to the north pole to prove that the ice was less thick, but had to turn back 15 days in b/c they had 3 days left of food left. why dont u explain to me the fact that we are basing global warming on maybe two centuries of evidence when the earth has been around for 4 billion years. wow that's hardcore evidence that the cycle is disturbed by us and not just natural

  • We need to send some ninjas to kick their moron asses.

  • dude shut up

  • finally some that has some sense, you are 1 of the few people in this country with sense chocoholic156

  • people tend to over react, as one person we are intelegent, put all of us together and we get stupider. i also think that global warming was a way to show how over reactive the human race is

    a scientist: hey the ice is melting

    a person: omg really? that means the earth is getting hotter!

    people are to fast to jump to conclusions.

  • chocoholic156 i love you!! You are one of the very few people in this world that makes sense when they talk.

  • ummm...... HAHAHAHAHAHA. I should re-use my weapons!

  • global warming is bull shit how come in winter it is like freezing and snowing i thought it was pose to get warmer and summer isnt that much hotter its always the same temp

  • well wen U have to swim from Ur house to the mall, then we'll see how much "bull shit" it is

  • sure like hell i would srry i live on a hill so that would never happen and i dont live on the coast u dumb fuck

  • um.....you are aware that the RECORDS for hottest days ever, were all set in the last 5 years?

  • well i wouldnt know cause i dont play attention to how hot it is so i realy dont care too much its not like its affecting me at all

  • well...the temperature will eventually rise about 10 grades higher (average). and that DOES AFFECT everyone

  • as much as I hate to interject on you all arguing, but not to side with the anti-warming people, the one thing most scientists (and Al Gore) did not take into account is spacial. The sun creates sun spots which give us more UV/Radioactive Light to keep our Earth warm. There have been less spots since the beginning of last year. 2nd is The Spacial Polar Shift that occurs every 13-2300 years, The N. Pole will face more towards the sun and than opposite when the shift occurs.

  • And the third thing now is this, the O-Zone has healed up, there's no more hole in the O-Zone, which means it will get rid of more of the Suns rays, this means global cooling. The Earth really does take care of itself. Have patience in the globe we live on. She is our grandmother.

    Although I myself am for cleaner air, I believe in cleaner air for our survival. Because then it will be one less Major thing gone keeping us from having cancer.

  • you're just an uncaring guy johnson. U'r the reason the earth is being actively destroyed. Darn u

  • hmm alright i guess ur welcome

  • oooooh Al Gore, you make democrats around the world look even stupider-er than they already are. I find it funny that every year, the temperatures in winter season keep breaking new records. that would make a good mythbusters episode, proving global warming is a bunch of crap.

  • Seriously who cares? Lets not get into arguments on politics. This video is meant to be funny, its not meant for people to bash other political parties.

  • Khehehe. Dobre take mocno.

  • Global warming is real, it is being cause by Chemicals being released from machines,and humans, thickening the O-Zone layer which reflects the radiantion causes by the earth back downwards alongs with the suns, raising the tempature. Tree's and plants use these chemicals, but with the loss of more and more forest and wild area's the world is losing to keep up. Which will just further the rise in temp. We need to cut back on polution and grow back alot of the lost forest.

  • yea.... ummm

    you probably dont know this because you have you head really really really far up your ass but...

    more than 80% of oxygen comes from the ocean...

    so instead of just listening to al gore..

    do some research for yourself.

    or just kill yourself... that would be better.

  • lol own

  • yes i just said that it is real. just that scientist are arguing if we're making it worse. i believe we are, but some others don't.

  • "do you know how much friction sexy causes?" HAHAHAHAAHHAHA! and thanks for the idea! now i will too pluck out my shuriken out of other's heads XD

  • calm down UltimateHalofan117 j8o5 ur both immature fucktards arguin about games. j8o5 calm down, chill UltimateHalofan117 ur a dickfish, ur makin it worse

  • The only thing I find annoying about Ask a Ninja is how he pronounces "shuriken", it sounds like he's just saying "shurkin".

  • dude its a comedic video, if ur anal enough to comment negtively about something that isnt serious to begin with. you should rethink ur priorities.

  • no global warming is real, just that the idea of us causing it to quicken is just a theory. get your facts straight!

  • global warming is real and we are contributing to it. don't you read the frikin newspaper? now if you'll excuse me i have to go kill justin timberlake

  • u r wrong a 0takuN64 is right. It is not a fact that humans contrubute to global warming. We might, but the earth has been heating up since the last ice age. I think we are contributing to it a little, but not as much as environmentalists think.

  • read all the comments then you'll see y, lol

  • yes, death to boy bands and it is fake

  • I believe global warming is real. In my country in rainy season.

  • global warming is fake, but i will still kill the boy bands just in case

  • i will listen to him

  • UltimateHalofan117 is a bitch

  • Five bucks says j8o5 responds to me hes easy to provoke, self-esteem complex or something lol.

    -JJ

  • hahhahaa yea its true,BUT i did come backe HERE just to say

    if its all good why you such a lil bitch who thinks too much of himself?

    and really u came back after what 3weeks just face it dude u have no life,your the type that if it turns out ur wrong will just lie and block everyone out cuz thats how ur mom thought u,hide the fact that NOT A SINGLE DAMN PERSON LIKES YOU,and cant get a life and comment a diffrent vid

  • ur opinion is urs, you obviously still want to argue, after 3weeks im pretty sure your the only 1 tht cares, idc what you have to say or judge over the internet... Bye

    -JJ

  • same goes for you.

    no one care its your opinion so keep it to yourself jackshit

  • IDK just got boring, its too cartoonish, and its too easy to cheat on, I play gears instead, at lest that has some gore.

    -JJ

  • This isnt even the real guy. And this sucks.

  • that was awsem and i agree using swords and ninja speed is the best way to get around

  • Look, there is evidence of past extreme climate changes, and we are also being morons with resources and pollution is harmful. Balance is key, recycle renew re-use and wear less black ;). Plus, just accept the fact earth is a living entity (even inanimate entities have a purpose to sustain life and fight stupidity) , it rebounds in cycles. *Bracing for inflammatory comments for no good reason*

  • Thank you! Finally an intelligent person.

    -JJ

  • hhahaha ur a funny waste of life

    UltimateHalofan117 u need to get a life

    no joke

    if ur with me say "life"

  • "death" Looks like you have gotten a lot of support over the past two days (sarcasm.) I will admit I stooped to the immature level once or twice, but at the same time, and when you look at it the correct way, you can't say I am or am not "great." Take my advice, plenty of people tell me Iam, you just enjoy srguing thats why you hate me.

    -JJ

  • The truth is, if you have kids and your the ultimte halo fan you really do need a life because that game is for 12-20 year olds and older people who haven't got a life.

  • 1. No kids far from that decision, uncle of 3 though and am proud to say I take care of them often.

    2. I have a life I just hate argumentative people over the internet and since j8o5 likes to argue so much I just led him along doing it don't take it so seriously it's the internet.

    3. Correction: WAS a halo fan I hate that game now, and I'm not making a whole new profile to satisfy people, too bad. Have a nice day ;) and chill out life is good.

    -JJ

  • um, you started the argument. it was your choice to keep argueing.

  • as I remember I said I'm sarcastic ppl get pissed at that easy and hate on the smartass, too bad, and it's the internet I really don't care what a keyboard tough man says, besides, I was just telling him he was left out of the loop I guess he doesn't like that, don't argue with me, seriously ppl need to chill, it's text on youtube lol.

    -JJ

  • I could care less of the opinions of keyboard tough guys anyway keep thumbing down my comments I'm sorry intelligence beats judging over the internet and using mom jokes, and the champion of all, trying to reverse the joke. Stupid.

    -JJ

  • watch george carlin if u want some good info bout global warming

  • Global Warming is bullshit

  • funny its already been proven to be real lol what an ignorant comment, you will be enlightened someday.

    -JJ

  • hey idiot have you ever seen the temperature increase charts over the years?? its obviously goin UP. and saying global warming doesn't exist is like saying the US is not 10 quadrillion dollars in debt

  • never said it wanst goin up

    just asked to see the pics he is talking about

  • my bad dude replied to the wrong comment

    that comment is for digitalph33rfan9

  • its cool

  • Do you know how much friction sexy causes?

    LOL

  • yeah I agree

    kill all the boy bands

    or depose

    especially J-Timberlake

  • it's a theory i never said it was right -.-

  • global warming might not be real it could just be the end of another ice age

  • watching to much tv?

  • do you know how much friction sexy causes??

  • -When you wear as much black as i do yo do NOT want the world any hotter...

    -Boy bands

    LOLZ

  • lol thanks alot jt

    ROFL =P

  • Lol after i seen many of episodes in these series, I want a Ninja Costume ! XD

  • Fail English much?

  • still awsome video though

  • lol.

  • Three words:

    Take THAT, nature!

  • lol

    re use and re cycle youur weapons

  • You heard it here folks. Beleive the 16 year oold and his thousands of fictitious scientists.

  • i dont know... sillyboy might have a point..... lol

  • global warming is real, though how serious it is and if humans are to blame is debatable.

    There is no doubting that it gas been exaggerated though. The Democratic party created the global warming scare because they thrive on fear

  • EXACTLY!

  • I disagree it is a simple scale if you put 100 on each side its even but one pund off and it disturbes the peace very badly very quickly

    Someone I know took pictures of the ice caps and I saw a few small bushes and trees on the border. ????!!!! Not good trees im pretty sure arent supposed to be there its a problem that needs to be solved. No Im not a Democrat Im an independent, I dont criticize I just suggest we dont belittle this issue it needs lots of attention.

    -JJ

  • "I disagree it is a simple scale if you put 100 on each side its even but one pund off and it disturbes the peace very badly very quickly"

    I'm not exactly sure what your talking about here.

    "Someone I know took pictures of the ice caps and I saw a few small bushes and trees on the border. ????!!!!"

    I would seriously like to see this as I don't believe there is any vegetation anywhere near the arctic circle.

  • What the scale means is that there is a certain amount of CO2 meant to be in the atmosphere which the planet regualtes itself, we burn fuels and disturb that balance. Yes im serious I saw vegetation, I wouldnt lie to you I have no reason to. I just want to make a point that this shouldnt be belittled, we should deal with it now so our descendents wont have to. Im sure you agree on that... I would hope.

    -JJ

  • I'm not saying you would lie to me. I believe you have some faulty information that has lead you to conclude that.

    I have a close friend who WORKS in the Antarctica (In fact he is there now) and he has never indicated even in the slightest that there is any vegetation there what so ever. In fact, quite the contrary.

    As for the rest:  Most people who aren't on board with the whole global warming crisis (Such as myself) are not disagreeing that global warming has occurred.

    It is plainly

  • evident that it has occurred. However, what isn't plainly evident is that MANKIND is the cause. In fact, from an unbiased position, I believe evidence indicates that it is NOT man caused. There have been NUMEROUS ice ages and subsequent global warming that followed PRIOR to mankind. What caused it then?

    Additionally, it is not even agreed that the warming trend is continuing. There is growing scientific evidence that indicates the warming period has ceased and we are entering a cooling

  • period. A report released within the last year by the U.N. puts forth that idea.

    Thus, I don't need Al Gore flying about in his Jet burning up insane amounts of fuel and emitting carbon to tell me that it is evil mankind who has caused this problem. I don't need Al's religion.

  • yea, but they can sample "prehistoric"(i guess that's what it is)ice and chart it out. what they have found is that, you are correct there have been huge spikes in g.h. gasses over the years and immediately followed by a cooling, and those where completely natural. but, you can pinpoint where this climb in g.h. gasses started around the time of the industrial rev. and its climbed higher and faster than EVER before. so in my opinion it's naturally man made, we gave a natural event steroids.

  • but it is real thts my point maybe it was exaggerated to me? idk but my point is its real

    -JJ

  • okay where are the pics?

  • Why do you ask? Im not so computer privy so I dont know how to upload pictures butthey are not mine like I said, I cant ust take them whenever I feel like to show some kid on youtube.

    -JJ

  • but you said ur friend showed them to you so where did you see them?

    and why can ANYONE find them online?

    are you so great that you get to see pictures that no1 else has seen?

  • i saw them in my friends hands at his house (tht was a stupid question)

    idk y ppl cant find them i'll ask him the question because you are so important (sarcasm)

    yes Iam great =) and you dont know him I do its who you know that get ppl the connections they have so because i know certain ppl i guess iam great and tht i get shit u dnt.

    -JJ

  • so let me get this ur an asshole who thinks he is great and funny but is just to blind to see that everyone thinks that everything that comes out of his head is 100% bullshit(the truth) so why doesnt ur friend upload them? he has money to go take pics of "grass in the coldest place on earth" but no money for a scaner?

  • 1.Who said he wants to post them?

    2.Maybe Iam great you dont know shit about me so just shut your fucking mouth kid (BTW I didnt know you could tell so much about a person from a youtube profile)

    3. "100% bullshit(the truth)"- thats a fact wow I didnt know you could tell you must've known me for years (sarcasm) get a life and keyword everyone "THINKS" its bullshit wow your a genious (sarcasm) thinking is poor wit because it means you are not proven correct.

    OWNED ROFL

    -JJ

  • alright i dont know how anyone can be so gay and dumb to say "im great" and you think you have the right to say u won?

    haha funny

    no u dont have that right

    othere ppl say who won this one

    i mean really who that fuck starts something and when he knows he lost he just say's "im great u lose"

    fucking little pussy open ur eyes and see that ur a lil pussy that lies

    u Lost and if i could i would T-bag u but ur mom wont let go of my balls

    NOW that is Owner

  • I dont but you do? You did declare I lost right in your comment your pretty stupid you know that? A mom joke has the maturity of a 10yr old obviously because of that I won by default and you're a hypocrite. Wow thanks for jumping right into what I expected you to. You kids are so predictable these days grow up its the internet. Sure Im a pussy especially because you met me you know. LOL your a joke get over it.

    -JJ

  • "lil pussy" is a term for people with no comebacks especially when your on a keyboard. I never said thats why I won that "Im great" My points that I made if you read again prove I did that is why your so pissed is because I made you look stupid. "Lil pussy" didnt know you could tell from a youtube profile or a comment on the internet what kind of a person someone is, your an idiot. Robert doesnt have to post any pictures he doesnt want to or has to to satisfy some youtube imbecile.

    -JJ

  • For you, idiot, I will explain imbecile since you dont have the intelligene to fully know the word. Imbecile:having a mental age of seven or eight years and an intelligence quotient of 25 to 50. NOW THATS OWNED

    -JJ

  • no thats just sad and stupid

    if ur I.Q is below 60 ur legally retarded

    GOD DAMN man just face it ur a piece of shit who thinks he's Great!

    ur just a lie

    ur whole life is a lie

  • Listen, imbecile, your not worth my time, you got completely destroyed, admit it. Yes Iam a lie because Im not here typing I dont exist (sarcasm). Believe what you will because your BELIEF doesnt change FACT and the FACT is I speak the truth, get a life stop reading comments that show how stupid you are.

    -JJ

  • Yes, you are legally retarded, I mean, look how stupid you are, replying to a person who just makes you look like a fucking idiot everytime, proving you wrong, everytime. You are a hypocrite, an idiot, and above all, a dumbass last word Larry fuckface who doesnt know when to stop. I wont bother reading any more of your comments your a waste of time.

    -JJ

  • okay lil pussy why dont you just fuck off and think you won

    its funny you know

    your a joke

    a lie

    less than a piece of shit

    now you are a waste of life

  • Im a lie because Im not here, typing, thats an illusion. Hey look at me I dont exist Im a lie lol. See what I mean kid? You swear and keep saying incoherent ramblings because you look so stupid and have nothing to say because you have been proven wrong, too bad. Stop crying kid, if that is you on the youtube pic you look like a pussy kid, wow anorexic or some shit, weak too. Listen heres an offer, fuck off or I can make you look like the immature idiot you are AGAIN.

    -JJ

  • I could care less of the opinions of keyboard tough guys anyway keep thumbing down my comments I'm sorry intelligence beats judging over the internet and using mom jokes, and the champion of all trying to reverse the joke. Stupid.

    -JJ

  • OOH OHH! I know what imbecile is! Its in that "Safety Dance" song!

    Me<~Smartness on the interwbs!

  • can i ask somthing about the pics

    HOW DID YOUR FRIEND GET THEM!!!!!!

  • I don't know, maybe by going to the arctic circle? Yeah I think thats how you take pictures of the arctic circle by going there. Seems logical. Sorry for the sarcasm but it's obvious. How did he get there? Well you can go on a boat or a plane so it's possible, I could care less of the opinions of keyboard tough guys anyway keep thumbing down my comments I'm sorry intelligence beats judging over the internet and using mom jokes, and the champion of all trying to reverse the joke. Stupid.

    -JJ

  • Hahahaha that was pretty funny.

    -JJ

  • your a faggot

  • you didnt own him dick head you stated a definition of a word your calling him and you are a hipocrite as you try to get into conversations like these to state a defintion and go OWNED when it's not being owned.

    and from what i have read you never made him look like an imature kid

    it has mainly made you look like a prepubecent child trying to start fights over the web cause you'd get decked in real life.

    So get some nuts!

  • Decked in real life? No not really I smack people like you. What are you his butt-buddy or something?No I didnt try to start any argument I'm a sarcastic person who doesn't force his friends t prove things to punks on a keyboard. Who was the one calling a person a pussy over a keyboard judging over the internet? Both of you that IS immature. Get a life, its funny everyone hates the guy whos smarter than them, grow up, admit it, you're wrong. Grow up its o.k. to act mature just chill kid.

    -JJ

  • I could care less of the opinions of keyboard tough guys anyway keep thumbing down my comments I'm sorry intelligence beats judging over the internet and using mom jokes, and the champion of all trying to reverse the joke. Stupid.

    -JJ

  • Also the definition wasn't the own it was the fact that I dont need immature mom jokes or acting "hard" (you) or "angry" (him) over a keyboard, once again, you started an argument and I thought I was the one who liked to start arguments it turns out you did. I dont understand this, why kids decide to come on here and argue with someone over something they have no idea about, get off that subject because they are being outwitted and proven wrong and then make it about figting, a last resort.

    -JJ

  • damn dude u do need a life i mean wow ae u on THIS vid every day?

    or are u such an ass that ppl cant stand ur comments and talk trash to you?

    i mean really ppl hate u and u think ur a GOD

    hahaha need to take ur head out of ur ass and see that NO1 likes u

  • You proved my point by coming back her, bye dumbass.

    -JJ

  • Wait if no-one likes me how come I have FRIENDS on a FRIENDS list?

    -JJ

  • kids?

    u mean ur not a kid?

    and u still have time for halo and youtbe?

  • well maybe a few minutes a day youtube, but i dnt like halo anymore, i commented tht earlier but its w/e... I do still play game evry once in awile, if you have something against tht idc, but just a question, do you play games?

    -JJ

  • I agree with you

  • Global Warming was gonna happen regardless of wether humans were there or not, for natural reasons. However if it was just natural reasons, the process would take a VERY long time.

    Human causes speed up this process by a few million years

  • million I think is an exaggeration. hundreds, thousands perhaps, unless you're talking about epic climate shift on the level of what (probably) helped kill the dinosaurs. That's rather frightening even if it is natural. Natural or not, humanity didn't do to well during the last ice age.

  • Oh yes, because all that CO2 we're dumping into the atmosphere can't be doing anything, can it? *sarcasm, darlings*

  • It probably is, but the democrats who would have you panic over that suggest ridiculous policies that even they realize probably won't work. They have the average consumer do all sorts of stupid little things to reduce their personal CO2 emissions, but we could never amount to a fraction of what chemical plants and factories put out. They also completely ignore deforestation, the true culprit, because in the end it's all just a game to stay in power. They pretend to help but just want power.

  • Too bad neither of you guy's comments is going to actually do anything about it.

  • lol, neather will yours. then again, words are nothing in this world, actions are. and here is the thing, we already dumped out too much polution tht it is to late to undo what we have dones.

  • neither will mine?

    I never argued about "polution"

  • You guys are all just egotistical poop-mouths that need to find a better way to spend their time than trying to have a serious debate on the internet.

    Plus everyone knows global warming isn't real

  • Thank you.

  • yep global warming is a bunch of bullcrap i mean algore is a example he doesn't even do anything to stop it so he doesn't even believe in it it is just a way for him to make money i mean he's flying around in his private jet his house uses tons of electricity and he drives around in a gas guzzeling suv i mean come on

  • Totally correct. Its a Liberals way 2 gain power...Al Gore, Nancy Pullosi and thier liberal 'cult' are all just trying 2 gain power...the fact tht the republicans hav offered offshore drilling IN A "SAFE" MANNER! AND THEY STILL REJECT IT! Obviously its not about the climate, its about power.

    As usual...

  • global warming isint real? wow you sutpid or somthin the polar ice caps are melting and you say global warming isint real?

  • are you really that stupid to listen to everything that anyone on TV says. The Earth may be warming up but it is goin through a natural process, sure polution and that shit is bad, but is not the major cause, and by the way average Earth temperatures are goin down

  • you must be realy young, realy american, realy pro-bush to believe the "natural process" BS. Hundreds of researches showed that it's too fast and WAY too big to be a natural thing. The more there are people like you, the less chances humanity stands.

  • that is where you are wrong my friend. i hate Bush and i am happy he is going to leave office soon. BTW ice caps are melting but other portions of the ice caps are also gaining ice so there has been no gain or loss of ice

  • First of all, i think global warming is human caused, but that's kinda irrelevant isn't it? The fact is, whether it's natural or not it's happening and unless we do something soon bad things will happen (ie. cyclones, droughts, floods etc.) My solution is to get everyone on earth to turn their air conditioners on. That should fix it :-P

  • was that sarcasm or just a joke? i honestly couldn't tell

  • The part about the air conditioners was a joke (that's why I put a :-P  after it) the rest was serious tho.

  • Half of what he is saying is not real, so that's why I like that ninja.

  • We can cut back on CO2 production simply by hiring ninjas to cut peoples' heads off. No more heads, no more exhaling. Simple solution.

  • That got 2 thumbs up.

  • I don't come cheap though, and I work by the hour...

  • HAHA! Wurrdd to Vedaseran!!!!!!!

  • @Vedaseran your head would get cut aswell

  • ROFL "Did your brain just flip over in your head?"

  • what do you wear in the summer?

  • HAHAHAHHA

    "Justin Timberlake brought sexy back, then went on a world tour, and just made it hotter, sex causes friction, good job JT..."

  • shut up you asshole

  • LOL, isn't true! How wrong can you get? You mean the world isn't warming up? Get an education.

  • Additionally, I never said the world wasn't warming up. Since this post is after my rebutal which provides quotes from scientists, I will presume your "get an education" remark will be realized as hasty at best.

  • Nope. You just don't want to believe in global warming because that way you don't have to change your actions. It's lazyness and wishful thinking.

  • You know nothing about my life and or habits. Assumption impares reason.

  • I'm "assuming" that you don't live a paticularly eco-friendly lifestyle. Am I wrong?

  • I recycle (paper, plastics, and aluminum), drive fuel efficient cars, had a new home heating/cooling system put in my home to lower energy consumption, and will be going solar when the new system comes out that Gates, turner, etc are putting together.

    Could my life be MORE eco-friendly? Most certainly. But your ASSUMPTION clearly was wrong.