I train monkeys

[LogicKidroy]

Lol..

[LogicKidroy]

Rofl.

[xavierdominicerrol]

I'm racist and i didn't find it black, in fact it was quite funny

[smsjgoku]

i didnt even know this could be rasict till i read the comments lol

[CaramelCleo]

LMAO newgrounds brought me here. thanks guys.

[gamezonic]

I'm black and-- oh wait im not black.

[remmy100]

@gamezonic FAIL

[NickoRules17]

I hate it how some white people think its racist to call black people black

[Mrnaviproductions]

@NickoRules17

I'm sorry you hate me so.

[kingnichendrix]

@NickoRules17 tell me about it

[Sikban]

XD

[Cryogenicmonkey]

How dare you insult monkeys! FALCON PAWNCH

[MrJDred]

lol misunderstandings are funny xD

[thatweirdo7]

I'm black and- wait no I'm not.

[rasmusdk7748]

noo he is not racist he is just afraid of the dark

[lolauses]

Hey, you should make an extended edition

[TheSkitzophrenics]

@hittheroad19 Just to point out, your the one pointing fingers which means your the one pointing blame therefor your the one sending the anger/hate out. This was all a joke and the trainer was calling his student a monkey and it was just to expose a joke. Now your really the worst one here and need to stop flaming and just go with the joke!

[RoughThief]

Hahhahaa short and funny, just the way I like it.

[W0uterW]

@RoughThief

your sexlife... short and funny

im sorry that was too easy

[RoughThief]

@W0uterW WOW, that was LAME beyond words. Here's something hard for ya: try not to suck at life as much as you do at making up insults.

[W0uterW]

@RoughThief Im sorry 4 that, my brother used my account to insult you, so ill tell him to stop doing that shit, sorry 4 that comment.

[HotDogInATortilla]

@W0uterW if your brother did that, he should have used a joke about his penis

[meowkittymeow69]

BLACKON PUNCH!!!

[bongeholeboy]

im not black i got to walmart

[rihardo123]

FALCON PUNCH

[roflwaffle64]

FALCON...

[ThePloksbox]

@roflwaffle64 punch!!

[tikifreakazoid]

IT'S TOO SHORT! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK *SHOOP DA WOOP*

How was that?

[AnimeStudioTutorial]

Jesus! Now that's funny! LOL!

[B8Av3]

"oh now wait, i didn' mean" GGGHHHH

[b1af]

(bithces about it being too short)

[musicvidsgalor]

XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xXangrypenguinXx]

lol thats racist

[Lamozinda]

Didn't see THAT ONE coming! XD

LMAO!

[LordAidenWolf]

Fuck yeah, very nice.

[beats0me]

that's one heck of a punchline

...

and what i did was one heck of a crap pun

[nerdboy91]

lmao. nuff said

[xxxteddybearchopxxx]

this was funny

[DragonZeara]

Hahahahaaa!!

[fereyland92]

sweet

[Musicisliberation]

Why have people been commenting on the twilight short on videos that have nothing at ALL to do with the twilight short?

Much like Johnny said about halfbeard: WHY?

[prinny081]

because bobert-rob put a link on his tWHYlight video on newgrounds with a caption "Now bitch about how short it is" and the link led to this video..

[UltimaWeapon12]

do explain how people are talking about twilight on this?

anyway, i laughed to this, nice work, epicly short but epicly funny.

[JustAnotherGaian]

the flash tWHYlight on Newgrounds.

[orrin4]

I'm black too and It made me lol.

[dontmess17]

get back here and do your push ups!

lol!

[HoushiNoTsuki]

Lol this reminds me of my little bro's football coach.

[bloodygirlTara]

comment on twilight short

i saw that movie too im a chik hated it i wanted to gouge out my eyes,and wen they were kissing and shit i was sittin there thinkin dude if u let them do it the movie wuld get better ratings i mean seriously who doesnt wanna see sum teenage chik get fucked by a damn vampire XD lol but anyway i wasted at least an hour of my life watching that movie but i wanna kno y werewolves and vampires g=fight now too it makes no sense they both kill pppl so they're

[Gdogeydog]

im black i didnt find it racist notice how he didnt really mean monkey as in the racist way but big buff guy thought he did lol

[SteelWool91]

thats the joke

[HITTHEROAD19]

@Gdogeydog its just like that...only the white people will find this racist even tho they are actually racist and thats why the first thing they noticed is that this is a black guy

[mrclean225225]

lol

[imsexydotcom123]

uh, just thought i'd bitch about how short the twilight spoof you did was....you know, because you dared me...>:}

It was mass funny anyhow, and yes i'm a twilight fan. Apparently just not die hard, lol movie sucked ass, loved your interpretation of it...

No, you definitely wouldn't like the book. :D There are screaming girls everywhere. ;)

[amanda91494]

movie did suck ass

[GhostShadowlord]

That was just perfect. :3

[Shadowrose54321]

I'm black and I don't see how thats racist. I thought it was funny

[twistedenjoyment]

exactly im black too and i thought this was genius!

[Anonymous0Mr0V]

@Shadowrose54321 good that some understand jokes =D..!

[Shadowrose54321]

@Anonymous0Mr0V (*-`ω´- ) I sure do!

[chicopapass]

@Shadowrose54321  monkey. as in the stereotype that black people are from th jungle therefor they are monkeys

[Shadowrose54321]

@chicopapass Tigers are from the jungle so that makes them monkeys? This comment is fail

[chicopapass]

@Shadowrose54321 lacks people look like monkeys.

[Shadowrose54321]

@chicopapass Check your spelling. Cause I never heard of a lack

[chicopapass]

@Shadowrose54321 quit being a dumb fuck, lets think we are talkin about black people and the term monkey. hm.... lacks? lets think for a moments theres only a few english words that have those letters in a row and as far as i see blacks is the only word that seems to fit the situation. now quit being a faggy little troll and go somewhere else.

[Shadowrose54321]

@chicopapass Wow fail. How am I the troll when you try to make me feel bad about my race? Mmhmm sure. But yeah whatever you obviously can't have a decent conversation without trying to offend the person or cussing at them, well anyway have a nice day.

[chicopapass]

@Shadowrose54321 did i for a second sa that you are bad for being black? no. decent conversation? what are you talking about. i was answering ur question

[Shadowrose54321]

@chicopapass I said making me feel bad, by saying we look like monkeys

[chicopapass]

@Shadowrose54321 well you didnt seem to get the message so i tried a different tactic sorry bout that it was a bit too much. but yeah the term came up when the colonies came over to africa and found tribes in the jungle. thus givingthe racial term, monkey

[Shadowrose54321]

@chicopapass No its fine. . .Just glad you apologized. o 3o Sorry if I over did it with anything too.

[chicopapass]

@Shadowrose54321 yeah well u know what they say. fighting on the internet is like running in the special olympics, win or lose. your still retarded lol :3

[Shadowrose54321]

@chicopapass PFFFT! XD LOL I never heard that before but thats hilarious

[xXRawrJanisXx]

@chicopapass Lol, I think everyone on youtube needs to have that said to them everytime they get online.

[KingHarlequin88]

@chicopapass you stole that and we all know it

[bestwaffleg]

@Shadowrose54321 You are mental I swear to god you are the racist one if you get offended by being called black.

[Shadowrose54321]

@bestwaffleg Uh. . .I didn't get offended for being called black.. . What are you talking about?

[bestwaffleg]

@Shadowrose54321 You said he is trying to offend you but he only called you black.

[Shadowrose54321]

@bestwaffleg No he said that black people are from the jungle and so are monkeys, so black people are monkeys. I got offended cause he said black people are monkeys.

[bestwaffleg]

@Shadowrose54321 He is right so are white people and everybody else haven't you heard of evolution?

[Shadowrose54321]

@bestwaffleg Okay well first of all he didn't say that. He just stated black people are monkeys cause they are from the jungle, nothing about evolution. And I have heard of evolution but doesn't it mean I believe of it. Did you ever heard of different beliefs?

[xRedrumSaladx]

@Shadowrose54321 Grammar Nazi ACTIVATE

[Shadowrose54321]

@xRedrumSaladx Lol, what?

[chicopapass]

@Shadowrose54321 quit being a dumb fuck, lets think we are talkin about black people and the term monkey. hm.... lacks? lets think for a moments theres only a few english words that have those letters in a row and as far as i see blacks is the only word that seems to fit the situation. now quit being a faggy little troll and go somewhere else. obviously you are to dumb to type a good rebutle so you just pick away at my misspellings. you sir, are an ass hat

[chicopapass]

@Shadowrose54321 quit being a dumb fuck, lets think for a moment, we are talkin about black people and the term monkey. hm.... lacks? think for a moments theres only a few english words that can go there. and as far as i see blacks is the only word that seems to fit the situation. now quit being a little troll and go somewhere else. obviously you are to dumb to type a good rebutle so you just pick away at my misspellings.

[kingman1245]

EVLOL

[Vaidas230]

at 0:09 you can see that he has no arm :o

[ZetalZ]

Yeah, it's pretty easy to miss. ;)

[Dafroft]

racism didnt even cross my mind watching this video until i read the comments, anyone who thought that and started the comments debating racism on this video that obvously was not intended to be racist at all, has a racist mind

[gaararules75]

just because theres a black guy its racist but if its a white guy its not?

[Bobort041]

Basically.

[RobeonMew]

@Bobort041

exactly ^_~

[InnocentLiarTwo]

because one of the racist terms for blacks are monkeys. do your homework

[LtWalker11]

would it be racist if a black dude called a white dude a nigger? :o

[smileandvile]

kinda

[pumabro433]

yes since that term doesn't just apply to black people nowadays

[ThePloksbox]

@gaararules75 monkey is a racist term for africans americans

[Badquack]

@ThePloksbox I thought it was for Asian people :/

[ThePloksbox]

@Badquack um asians are usaully called chinks or slopes. how do you get monkeys out of asians???

[Badquack]

@ThePloksbox Thats what i was told anyways

[cocomunches]

@ThePloksbox i like it when people call Africans, African-American.

[gamezonic]

@cocomunches yeah, how would they know if they're american? idiots they arnt from US

[MadMarv90]

@gaararules75 the racists are comparing black dudes with monkeys

[giftdistel]

What am I trying for here?

[EthanChrono]

Lol at the poster in the background "Working out works out!"

[ZetalZ]

Between :08 and :09, the gym teacher's right fore arm disappears. =O

[sheddedtears123]

haha nice find XD

[badoc10]

lol, thats kinda funny.

[MISSSOCCER19]

i like monkeys ther furry and cute and so annoying some times o shit thers one behind me oh my god =,O

[inufan432]

WOAH. you know i would never have thought that to be racial unless i read the comments. you guys are reading way to much into this. just watch and laugh sheesh. -.-;

[Krukkie]

Yeah but then there wouldn't have been a joke, now would there?

[MaxFlame898]

"wait I diddnt mean -" lol EPIC this is why I subscribed

[musicaltutu]

OMG..... funny, but still very wrong.

[ShatteredBomb]

i thought people liked monkeys. THEY'RE SO CUTE AND FUZZY!!!11!!!11!!!!!11!!!!11!!­!11!11! oh wait a minute... oh god...

[Unlovedhero5]

what the fuck is wrong with you?

[xXOne4UXx]

Rofl x] "

[SusanoTengu]

Holy crap i didn't know these existed! MUST WATCH ALL!

[redback3]

hahaha! that was great

[Khrene]

Monkey, is a slur used instead of nigger.

[TheBwanaDik]

Yeah. Porch Monkey is I think the racial slur. Idk I've been watching too much of Jay and Silent Bob, still messed up to say though

[girlyangel101]

ROFL!!!! omfg i nearly pissed my pants!! XD

[lookalooey]

LMAOOO!!!! hahah i get it XD

a black joke lol im not offended even tho im black so its alright ^.^ lmao

[Rhaxma]

I would do the same thing in the dude's position. I'm black too xD

Sorry for being sensitive x3

[thoraxe1354]

So great.

[JonoWeekes]

Am I right that most of the YouTube community is retarded?

[FrogMcFroggeh]

yep.

[JonoWeekes]

xD thanks for the answer.

[Rey513]

Well, not retarded, that's a STRONG word, maybe something like... oh god who am I kidding ;-; I often feel like the lone island of rational thought in this place. Although I probably argue as much as anyone on here, but @ last i profreas b4 postgn

...sorry, rant.

[GrandChiefSmackaho]

this was probably linked from tWHYlight because its way way shorter, so no one can complain about how short it is after they see this 11 second clip.

[HAJS5]

Exactly! tWHYlight was pretty good. These guys are funny.

[Bobort041]

Exactly.

[Akuja077]

LMAO!

[finy1889]

Hurr hurr

[supermariosunshine69]

u r a retard

[ikonen20]

wtf?

[narudude101]

wtfs with the link from tWHYlight?

[runeskill]

y the fuck would u link this wit twhylight

[DrTranizRisingChaos]

lol i thing everyone came here from tWHY?light

[Voltor07]

Pretty much...^_^

[DudedPoint]

same =P

[ibitepizzaa]

Damn you tWHYlight!

[pwnageprata]

rofl ends at the perfect time

[fierce147]

That was the best video I saw in a while! LMAOF!!!

[SupremeSplatterKing]

lol, Im black and I found this funny

[iwantspacesinmyname]

the people who are calling this racist DONT REALLY think its racist

they just get a hype everytime someone points out that somebody is of a different race

they are either misinformed or just want an opinion

[ceara619rocks]

Actually people that need to point obvious racisum and get all angry about it are racists. I think its because there white and not hard done by so they lean on other countrys for pity. Like Irish americans. The irish are white but hard done by, so being irish american is more perfered because your people have sufferd and you get to be white and other than being pale and freckled the irish dont have any destinctive obvious features. So throw on an accent and get pity.

[ElfOfJapan]

You know, with how seriously your taking it, cearea619, you almost forget it's just an 11 second movie on the internet.

[ceara619rocks]

Yeh, i dont find it racist. It's funny. I like the twhylight one ;D

[ElfOfJapan]

There was a link in the Newgrounds version of "TWhyLight" that brought me to this video.

[ceara619rocks]

lmao ME TO!

[Brakinator]

same happened to me

[ItsBrianBABY]

Yea lol it brought me to here to

[Rey513]

...wat

mate, I AM Irish, and that's a preposterous theory. And while I don't mean to be racist (Irony!) the people most commonly accused of racism are whites.

Oh dear, I've gone and started a flame war, haven't I...

[ceara619rocks]

lololol, I was born and live in ireland. Making me actualy irish. Irish americans are to ireland are what weeabos are to japan.

Yeh everyones a little bit racist.

[EricsTechTalk]

Hell, these days, if it's for the purpose of comedy and entertainment and it's obvious you're not really serious, I don't see any problem with it. My black friends and I fuck with each other all the time with slightly-racist comments. It's not offensive to us; it's funny because it's all in good fun.

[onlyoneFrixion]

HAHAHA! Amazing! so hilarious!

[Angelian247]

ha ha ha ha, am i the only silly bitch who thought this was funny? fuck you all, nice little short ya got here Bobort, keep it goin homeslice.

[mysticwolf92]

what are you? Stewie?

[mutantholder]

god dammit, go bitch to someone else ya damn racists!

[marthedge]

*hit the try me button at the end of twilight*

that was a pretty long cartoon for a short,=P

[Bobort041]

10 seconds is long? Heh, there's a first.

[marthedge]

i meant tWHYlight,since your vid took me there,but i guess you knew that already,both facts =P

[lpfighter3]

Fuck, this short is awesome.

[NioYagami]

That ended awesomelly.

[ronaldinhokickass]

HAHA

[Raulkill]

I love you robert.

[immortalpuppylol]

ROFLMFAO!

[Dudemeister16]

I dont think you should lengthen it at all; I think its perfect the way it is- random and hilarious (a sprinkle of racism is always good)

I find it... different that in this video a black person took the term monkey offensively because in the large majority of black people who I talk to in my school wouldnt even realize what the term really implies.

but anyways, I just like the: quick random laugh which leaves the thought, wth did I just watch and why cant I stop laughing thing.

[ibilis25]

why do so many damn people over think a joke and try to find something racist about it?

[Bobort041]

I just find it funny, it's more of a case of an overly paranoid weight trainer and a lame joke taken completely the wrong way.