@dookiekong007 I realize that your comment is a year old, but Lobsters actually don't feel pain regardless how you kill them. You can't "humanely" kill something that doesn't feel pain.
@NoobsUnited So exciting! I want to boil your mother alive and fuck her after, with lube, do a facial cumshot on her, behead her and put her head in your bed when you sleep! Really, i like it.
The way I learned was to quickly split their heads with a sharp knife. I'm not sure if the method shown above kills or simply paralyzes them. He doesn't appear anywhere near the crucial structures stabbing it a little bit behind the head in this video.
That was amazing. Seeing this done makes all the other vids seem more brutal, but oh well, what's done is done. All I need now is rice and some fish sauce and I'm good to go!!!
Sword of Damocles technique.
isocrate27 1 year ago
Backstab instant kill >_>
Just2Comment789 1 year ago
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Just2Comment789 1 year ago
I see Chef Jones almost every week, and this is the first time I've seen him with a stache, hahaha
alaskaTrobot 1 year ago
just throw em in some boiling water. lobsters love it. its like a jacuzzi for them lol
vex270 1 year ago
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tofusauce 1 year ago
you're a chef????????? are you sure??????
mmmmmmazz 1 year ago
@mmmmmmazz i think he is working for nasa too
alzym1 1 year ago
@gvenema uh yes, kill it like that intanstly kills it, no pain
dookiekong007 1 year ago
@dookiekong007 I realize that your comment is a year old, but Lobsters actually don't feel pain regardless how you kill them. You can't "humanely" kill something that doesn't feel pain.
G15UNIT 6 months ago
'put in a trance' ? - are you kidding?
RifledBarrel 2 years ago
JACKASS
wdsmk7 2 years ago
Abolish all lobster executions!
;-))
sacha4you 2 years ago
Is he a comedian or a chef?..omg what a blamage for all serious chefs like me.
If u hit the gall then its all taste pretty shitty!
RealestMcKoy 2 years ago
my mom just takes it wit a metal thingy to grab it ,then she boils it in hot water Alive lol
NoobsUnited 2 years ago
@NoobsUnited So exciting! I want to boil your mother alive and fuck her after, with lube, do a facial cumshot on her, behead her and put her head in your bed when you sleep! Really, i like it.
desolation10alf 1 year ago
wrong way to kill lobster
kamiaussie 2 years ago 2
that was a shitty way to kill...
auman01 2 years ago 2
The way I learned was to quickly split their heads with a sharp knife. I'm not sure if the method shown above kills or simply paralyzes them. He doesn't appear anywhere near the crucial structures stabbing it a little bit behind the head in this video.
feathers666 3 years ago
omg that poor lobster someone please call pamela
nosepick20 3 years ago
wow i wish he's the guy that kills me ^^ ... quick and never saw it coming ... what a ninja lol
stealthgeeza 3 years ago 6
Is that thing still alive at the beginning? its not movin or anything
novak55554 4 years ago
chef. jones did it slightly differently when i was in that class
TheEyesOfKnives 4 years ago
he looks like charlie parker lol.....so random
RhythmANing 4 years ago
OK let me see.
1) Trance it! Some disco or boring country music.
2) Rub it's head. Make it relax.
3) Point the knife. By now it's looking at you like, sure you are!
4) Look away. REALLY make it easy.
5) Whack! DIE!
6) Leave knife in to make sure dead. (Dies REAL quick this way!).
No questions here!
PaulyCracker 4 years ago
is he a lobster hypnotherapist?
kzhong 4 years ago
THATS COOL HE DIDNT TORCHUR IT
ASSYRIANLEGEND 4 years ago 2
Nice to see people that care = )
TexasIsBig 4 years ago 4
at least the lobster wasn't slautered alive.
Geedor3 4 years ago 3
i bet the lobster fell asleep to its death..
kx3clock 4 years ago 2
Man, I wish I could still eat lobster.... damn allergies
socrkeep18 4 years ago
nicely done jones person
kirbyman1kanden7pf 4 years ago
Boring until the end
Donottalktome 4 years ago
That was amazing. Seeing this done makes all the other vids seem more brutal, but oh well, what's done is done. All I need now is rice and some fish sauce and I'm good to go!!!
UrbanTiger74 4 years ago
oh shit !! nice ! and yet delicious !
AndyRoddick969 5 years ago