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  • So a bunch of teenagers blew up a space station and call themselves rebels?

  • i want blue milk now.....and its 1:45 in the morning

  • Listen to the music in the background!

  • 9/11 was an inside job

  • that looks delicious!

  • You forgot another

    Conner = Retard

  • How to make blue milk:

    1. Get about four family boxes of Lucky Charms and two or three gallons of milk.

    2. Painstakingly pull out every single blue moon marshmallow piece and gather them in all the bowl-type containers you can find throughout the kitchen. (Try not to eat them)

    3. Pour all of the milk into the bowls of blue moon marshmallow pieces and stir them until you've got around 2-3 gallons of blue milk.

  • @pele384 or blue food colouring?!?

  • @pele384 i tried it... it works... nice

    but it helps to crush them up into powder, but yeah, thats awesome!

  • ILLUMINATI 

  • where did u get the stormtrooper stuff

  • I got it there drinking blue milk

  • @somethigissomething Sorry. Obi Wan Kenobi= Abdullah Yusuf Azzam.

  • @somethigissomething The Emperor= George Washington. Obi

  • @somethingissomthing so your saying muslims are terrorists

  • @Frogzar Emperor = George HW Bush

  • "You're blind. You're blind sir." lol

  • In memorie of the Stormtroopers XD XD XD XD

  • are they drinking antifreeze?

  • 1st How are they dinking?

    2nd I have those same glasses.

  • @zohoptsc 1st: check the last seconds

    2nd: cool :p

  • Brilliant.

  • @thatartchannel it's because their drinks are full.

  • still dont get the joke when he says: ''u want another round?''

  • @thatartchannel Do you mean you dont know what round means in a bar? Or you dont get the reference? Round means more drinks. And the reference has nothing to do with 911, just that Jedi use mind tricks to make you think things. And a jedi bar tender would use it to make you buy more drinks is the joke.

  • @foolish42088 aaaaaaaaaaaah like that ;p well thanks sir

  • @thatartchannel he's using the force on them. obi wan did a similar thing to a stormtrooper at a like security check point thing in episode 4.

  • Space traffic is a bitch.

  • More vids like this please

  • ...i wonder what they are drinking...

  • whoa they sounded like the guys in its always sunny in philadelphia at 2:15

  • i love how they didn't take one sip of their drinks that whole entire time.

  • And:

    Anyone who needs this chart to understand the video = A Moron

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  • Death Star= Twin Towers

    X-Wings= Planes

    New Death Star= New WTC

    Jedi's= Al Qaeda

    The Force= Islam

    Luke Skywalker= Osama bin Laden

    Darth Vader= George W. Bush

    Galactic Empire= USA

    Blue Milk= Beer

  • @somethigissomething Don't spoon feed idiots. If you're too dumb to get this video then you have some serious problems. 

  • @somethigissomething So so true.

  • @somethigissomething Who's the emperor then?

  • @somethigissomething

    George W. Bush- Osama, i am your father

    Osama bin Laden- wtf face

    George W. Bush- Troll face

  • @VodkaAndKush Shouldn't that be Dick Cheney?

  • @somethigissomething Thanks for that. We can;t think for ourselves :D :D :D

  • @somethigissomething wait so oyure saying after the original trilogy a new ruler comes in (Obama) and sends in stormtroopers to find Luke and kill him?

  • @somethigissomething You forgot one:

    Hoth = Afghanistan

  • @somethigissomething hoth = iraq

  • LMAOOOOOOOO!

  • Reminds of Seinfeld

  • WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DRINKING???

  • YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF DRONES!!! halarious

  • I wondered how they'd drink the blue milk through those helmets...

  • BLUE MILK HAHAHAAH

  • first death troopers, then TROOPERS!

  • This is so fucking hilarious!

  • ha my names connor!

  • They didn't drank anything lol

  • Isn't the one on the right a little too short to be a stormtrooper? =P

  • I hate those new ads that take longer than 6 times the actual video

  • LOL, Osama Bin Laden complaints, hate on Bush, and conspiracy theories: PERFECT

  • WTF why does youtube keep lossing the internet connection then i get an ad when i refresh fuck you youtube

  • Ah we dont have to fight over one video I know the 9 11 was a big thing but lets just worry about the future

  • @TheSgtkite nigga shut the fuck I ain't talking to yo bitchass am I mutha fuking communist.

  • lol. dang

  • Are you guys proud of yourselves putting up videos about tragic stuff that stunned us all you people need to be struck by the almighty him self FUCK ALL YOU COLLEGE DICKHEADS I HOPE I NEVER GOE TO YOUR COLLEGE.

    UGLYASS HOES B.I.H Burn In Hell.

  • @Gh0sttaskforce141 oh shut up. 

  • @Gh0sttaskforce141 You're right, It is too soon to talk about the Death Star like that. Those sick bastards

  • Branded1Warrior dude you shouldn't be laughing at all man 9/11 was serious this video and account needs to be taken down.

  • @JoseBaiona wow ur so smart! I thought It was just about star wars but u figured it out!!!! I thought the 9/11 in the title was a typo! Someday I'm gonna be super smart like u!

  • @TheOriginalTroller I thank you for your sarcastic comment.

  • Lol'd so hard at the end

  • this video has no subliminal messages at all

  • Not finding Luke Skywalker = Refering to Bin Laden

    Palpatine knew all along to justify going to Hoth = Bush knew all along to justify going to Iraq (oil)

    X-Wing = Refering to the planes not being able to destroy the towers (bombs conspiracy)

    There you go :)

  • "Ohh look!! It's the Deathstar...."

    nope Chuck Testa!!!! :D

  • 2 words: Sequel Please.

  • never thought of a jedi being a barkeeper.. epic! :D

  • The invasion of Hoth happened 3 years after the Death Star got destroyed geniuses

  • How is Luke Skywalker compared to Osama bin Ladin

    Never forget episode 1

  • If i see 1 more kfc add i will punch my screen

  • I wish I had a stormtrooper suit.

  • NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THIS CRAP CONNOR!

  • "OLD SPICE BODY SPRAY'S MOST ANNOYING COMERCIAL WITH A BLACK DUDE SCREAMING ABOUT HIS BRAIN BLOWING UP " i realy hate this comercial

  • I wanted to laugh, but i couldn't.

  • I love how a Ron Paul ad comes on before the vid :)  Ron Paul 2012!

  • Hahaha

  • great stuff haa haa haa

  • i want one of those outfits to rob a bank

  • idk whats going on but why do they have drinks? do they take off the helmets everytime they take a sip? lol

  • awesome 

  • Not a fan of starwars or anythin... but the destroying of the deathstar .. is just... BS i mean.one shot on it took it down... the death star is like a size of a planet right.... how can a xwing o took it down. .srsly..

  • @arthas0the0avenger Two Words: Reactor Core, LMFGDAO

  • 1,792 people have never watched star wars

  • lol how do they drink that?

  • "I don't know, I just feel like we all have really great aim until the second we put on these helmets." - XD Yes!

  • reference to twin towers :P

  • Go America, Fuck ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You tell me the difference between America and the Empire?

  • @s2kburbs Ooh! Let me! Nuuuuuuumber 1. Our leader isn't a Sith Lord. I may express displeasure for his leading style, but that doesn't mean I hate him.

    2. We don't have Banthos to get Blue Milk from.

    3. We didn't rebuild the Twin Towers and they weren't blown up again... cuz you know... We never rebuilt them.

    4. Different names.

    Unrelated number 5. This is a joke.

  • @s2kburbs Well one of them is a empire.....

  • You guys want another round? (No, we're good!)

    ... You guys want another round. (Yeah, okay... One more, one more!)

    Lawl

  • I love how it's so deadpan, and everything is hilarious, but you just can't laugh because they're talking about 9/11

  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! Perfect! ★★★★★

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  • that bartender is at every bar i go to!

  • OMG this was so clever

  • this was clever well done CH

  • I love the people who don't get the references... lol

  • @da9illest821 Ha i know right.

  • but the jedis are suposed to be taxi drivers...

  • how do they drink the blue milk?

  • Haha Luke skywalker= Osama Bien laden

  • "your all drones, especially the drones."

  • Whats the blue crap theyre drinking?

  • Love it!

  • Love it!

  • vinnie plays a good jedi

  • blue milk. hahahaha

  • i suddenly want another round

  • HA! BLUE MILK!....i get it

  • @hkbundle I didn't get it^^

  • You want another round?

  • notice how all the stormtroopers look different

  • I knew there would be a major attack on America... Didn't know the date was going to be 9.11. But knew there would be an attack. And you'll be able to stay in the know(as much as possible). R.I.P. Bill Cooper

    Storm troopers have their own television show. It's called COPS! To remind you the state will when every time and they'll kick your door down anytime they fucking want to!

  • CollegeHumor 2008-2009 was the best.

  • Thumbs up for blue milk

  • @knailed Blue milk freaks me out big time! I'll thumbs up this anyway.

  • lol "If it hadn't been for the space traffic"

  • Advertisement Humpers...

  • Finally found luke

  • BLUE MILK!

  • I could listen to these guys talk about anything for a long ass time

  • pepsi blue in store again?

  • Who agrees that we should convert to there armor? I do.. I mean that armor looks sick..

  • What were they drinking

  • @briguybunda blue milk

  • THEY HAVE BLUE MILK

  • Can you believe the found Luke holed up with Lando and he supposed to be our ally.

  • Hahahaha

  • It's look more like a smoothie than a concentration of booze.

  • Antichrist took blame for 9/11. Mullah Omar in Afghanistan is a Antichrist.

  • @justicepartyuk there's more than one?

  • This was awesome!

  • 1:42 "here we go" hilarious

  • WOW lol i just realized this is a 9 11 joke till after the vid the death star is the twin towers yar

  • why do they have drinks when wearing those masks?

  • now i have to look for RevengeOfMe2's comment..sighs..

  • Their drinks look like blue Pepto-Bismol

  • I want what they are drinking

  • This was awesome. Oh i love you College Humor people. :3

  • Is it just me or does everyone want what they're drinking?

  • I bet this led to troopers

  • this makes me wish starwars is real

  • ben's come back! lol

  • Lol so true

  • Keep pressing 6 : D

  • how do they drink...

  • if I get 20 likes, I will do absolutely nothing!

  • "You're drones,especially the drones,"XD

  • how da fuck do they drink ?? ;D

  • They invade hoth after the destruction of the death star

  • If i get 20 likes, I'll drink a glass of milk and post it on youtube.

  • Guys, shut up and realize how AWESOME Jedi Bartender is!

  • @Yverion i dont get his bit

  • @Yverion most awesome job ever, gets the most customers and laid on desire, works better if the person is drunk for weaker minds.

  • hey i get it, they are talking about death star ( 9/11 ). Darth Vader on a tie fighter (bush not in white house but in a kindergarten) and engineering (engineers say no fire could of melted the metal) and the controlled demolition of Death star (when the building fall in 20 minutes after being struck). and Vader did this to show power ( bush got to stay extra 4 years in the white house). and in 19xx they had a clear-shot of osama but they did not take him out (these helmets making them shit aim)

  • blue berry milk?

  • @360SnipeProductions Blue Milk... Star Wars reference :P

  • you want another round

  • The analogy is just too perfect for words.

  • Whatever that blue drink is, I want some!

  • i really shouldn't be laughing this hard about a 9/11 joke, but this is just too hilarious. plus i love starwars

  • @LightGreenMarker sad how the US would crash own US planes into the towers but its in the bible

  • This is it: Luke= Osama Death Star=World Trade Center Palpatine= George Bush Drones= Terrorists Degaba= Pakistan

  • @diaryofawimpykidmom Listen closer:

    Luke = Osama Bin Laden

    Death Star = World Trade Center

    Degobah = Pakistan

    Hoth = Iraq/Iran/Afghanistan

    Jedi = Muslims

    Darth Vader = George W. Bush

    Empire = America

  • @SerraFlame iraq had nothing to do with 9/11 ass face

  • @coxeroney Perhaps not initially, but after a while it all became the same thing, derriere facade. ;) Besides, I didn't say that Iraq started anything, but the US did invade Iraq at about the same time as everything else. I'm not here to say what's right or wrong, I'm just here to watch a funny video.

  • @SerraFlame Then who is Palpatine my good man?

  • @EagleWithRedWings Good question. They mention Vader and Palpatine close together and it seems like they're both Bush to some extent. I'm really not sure.

  • @SerraFlame Dagobah

  • @SerraFlame Mind=Blown Good call SerraFlame

  • @SerraFlame Darth Vader=Dick Cheney

  • @SerraFlame and the emperor?

  • @MineMurphydog obama