xFM-Producer Chris-Empire state of Stockport

[ScratchDesign]

Somebody tell these twats they are not funny.

[masteryodadobby]

Look guys, I have nothing against Stockport, I just uploaded this video 'cause I thought it was pretty funny, don't be hating on me, be hating on xFM, oh, and I think Producer Chris comes from Stockport.

[paulonumberone]

Stockport isn't a bad town. It's only a bit shit towards the town centre. I've lived in Stockport all my life and even though I've lived between both ends of the country, I've always returned back. However, this track is wank. It's supposed to funny. But it's just shite. Spoof rap....yawn.....

[gmccoy1]

pmsl

[masteryodadobby]

Ooooh, OVER 9000 views, pretty fly for a white guy.

[NAT2814]

Stockport is the best dont dis if u dont like dont comment



[modifiedcars17]

What a shit hole :(

[hammiefication]

this is amazing how have I not heard this before now hahahahhaaa lollll

[sliderskills]

XFM <3 Producer Chris you ledgend!

[hurst76]

Stockport's class!

Its classed as Greater Manchester though not Cheshire, and whilst there may be a 50/50 split of United and City fans, you cant forget County! The boys obviously been down south too long, made his head soft and full of the 'all true Mancs are City fans' media s**t. Loser!

Yeah, its not the prettiest town but i'd take it over some puff-filled pretentious place like Oxford. And to finish my rant, i'll say that Fred Perry (last male Wimbledon winner) is a Stockport lad too! Class!

[SantiagoStM]

@hurst76

First, he never says Stockport is in Cheshire, he says he used to chill in Burnage, now he has a key in Cheshire. And if he supports City, why would he mention County? They're not their rivals. You've totally missed the point of this...it's meant to be a laugh!

Long live producer Chris!

[Kierism]

This is Genius lol much love

[masteryodadobby]

3 people had their dreams stolen.

[grannybuggers]

The Newport one IS much funnier. It must suck to be from Stockport if even the jokes/spoofs are second rate.

[masteryodadobby]

@grannybuggers It must indeed, it must also suck to have a name like Granny Buggers.

[EbsNhexz]

@grannybuggers At least we aint welsh..

[TheRipsticker13]

@grannybuggers

1. u gay

2. u retarded

3. u neverer been have u

[TheJoemoze]

@grannybuggers 1. u gay

2. u retarded

3. u neverer been

[masteryodadobby]

@TheJoemoze 1. That's homophobia.

2. That's really nasty.

3. That's poor grammar and you have no evidence for it.

#GTFOffMyChannel

[TheJoemoze]

@masteryodadobby I think the comment i replied to is really nasty and offensive. And i didn't type it i got it off someone else, and im sorry for any offence i have caused.

[masteryodadobby]

@TheJoemoze Fair enough, I was just retrolling, GTFOn my channel.

[TheJoemoze]

@masteryodadobby lol thnx ;)

[Emparohq]

Did you take the p*ss out of Man united fans coming from down south on purpose, pointing out that there's too many City fans in Stockport? Or did you not realise Stockport has it's own football team.

[masteryodadobby]

@Emparohq I don't know, I didn't write the song and know nothing of Stockport exept that it's the concrete ghettoe where dreams are stolen.

[paddym2k8]

We are not from Manchester at all! stockport is my home town so do not take the piss out of it! it is a nice place you are just scum why mention manchester city? the local team is stockport county

We're the famous stockport county and we come from edgeley edgelleeyy edgelleeeyyy we're the famous stockport county and we come from edgeley :)! Up the hatters!

[masteryodadobby]

@paddym2k8 I've never heard of that team. Then again I hate Football and you.

But my town has a lot of piss taken out of it. The local Salt Peter factory sees to that.

[AeroSpace737]

WHO THE FUCKS KEN.

[masteryodadobby]

@AeroSpace737 He asks the same about you.

[maxinelisa1]

loooooooove thisssss!!!! xx

[masteryodadobby]

@maxinelisa1 Thank you!

[yz250fblakey09]

Would have been alot better if you had a girl singing the Stockport harmony !!!!!

[masteryodadobby]

@yz250fblakey09 I didn't actually make it, I ripped it from the stream because at the time there wasn't one on YouTube.

[DefectedMusic]

This is SHIT! Newport one rules!

[masteryodadobby]

@DefectedMusic Then listen to that. You can't insult me cause I didn't make it. HAHA!

[LilyWhiteRiot]

Newport State of Mind has been put on BBC news. They gave this no credit, though it clearly got there first. Falls way short of this one too. I'm annoyed.

[masteryodadobby]

@LilyWhiteRiot I'm annoyed too, my turnip went mouldy whilst still in the fridge! Oh why did I ever replace the ice hut with that peice of shit?

[stemacca]

Haha amazing, really sums the place up.. i know people that this song could have been written for!! good work

[masteryodadobby]

@stemacca Thanks, of course I didn't make it but I did upload it, I find it rather good.

[tkarsenal27]

This is brilliant!!

[zaelon6]

crap

[dunby]

I wouldn't say it was concrete ghetto. Plus its the source of the Mersey!

[jordex123]

Quick Save i remember that :D

[alaughinstockport]

Great stuff. This may well get played at our comedy night.

[alaughinstockport]

Great stuff, this may well get played at our Stockport comedy night.

[TomTomSays]

<3 ahhhh love it :P

[england2k7xxx]

WE LOVE ANDREW GARNER!!! WOOOOO.

[england2k7xxx]

The only thing i like about stockport is my diddy friend andy :D

[lewis5951]

its not that bad..... but is full of chavs hahaha

[thesnowpocalypse]

Yeah we've got ten pin bowling! ;)

[jakevader]

glad to hear the hat museum got a mention, don't be forgetting rockport's roots.

[SaRawRin]

LOL

[slasheh]

ahahahahaha rockport stockport

[Ez96]

Bloody brilliant, doin stockie proud lad!

[pinksquares106]

Stockport, concrete ghetto where dreams are stolen.

[captainroger]

They've got ten pin bowling

[1DannyOAFC1]

@pinksquares106 Not that bad. Full of Middle class people complaining every time they see a guy in a hoodie.

[alice10301]

Gotta get to number 1 !

[ellw6]

lol love this

[WelcomebackEm]

Empire State of Stockport...... 'i go to watch City'.. jesus christ pal.

[shaunyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

this is mint mannnnn!

[Theoneandonlymiller]

QUALITY!... What a tune!!!

[redmel59]

funny as hell

[braddersh]

funny as f@ck

[Dunkanta]

Garbage like this is why The Chris Moyles show won't be beaten for breakfast radio.

[MangaMadMan]

@Dunkanta Seriously, who are you to call this garbage? Produce something better then come back. Wanker.