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  • Power Armor is for pussies. Master Chief is a joke.

  • loooooooool

  • Shame that the halo fanboys just cant take a joke -_- I'm a fan of halo but I laugh every time I hear this from Duke lol even though I like Master chief, he is a massive pussy compared to Duke Nukem.

  • @xMobilemux That practically why some critics lowered DNF's score. You can clearly see that they idolize overrated and overcredited games like Halo and lower games that do not mimick it.

  • If only the game was half as good as the joke.

  • Duke (In really low voice): POWER ARMOR IS FOR PUSSIES...

  • LOL!

  • Well you want a gun instead?

    Guns are for pussies. REAL MEN USE THEIR FISTS.

  • KitteHAndPals you don't realize master chief is the best there can possibly be and john 117 will never lose

  • Duke Nukem Forever kiked ass!

  • @FiveLiveKru Fuck Yea!! Duke Nukem Kicks Ass

  • @FiveLiveKru Lol how cute

    

  • Power Armor is For Pussies xD

  • Sorry Dukey, Halo & you're old games are better! 😊

  • This is funny because Master Cheif will fuck up duke so badly.

  • idk wat duke is talking about Halo is epic Duke nukem sucks

  • @GravityZero98 you suck.... duke nukem good game

  • @312blue312 how i suck im 13, i know good games wen i see them

  • @GravityZero98 YOUR NOT OLD ENOUGH TO BUY HALO OR DUKE "THE PUKE" NUKEM SO YOUR COMMENTS MEAN NOTHING

  • @HibbsDibble92 so what if im not old enough duke is a stupid wannabe halo that game makes no sense i play that game but never beat cause it sucks we waited a long time for this game, it sucks

  • Oh... I thought it was about DOOM :S

  • master cheaf-pussy :D

  • halo > duke nukem

  • @69skyrim Pfft.

  • And Steroids are for Fucktards!

  • I mean seriesly guys just watch these comments of me get posted with hate mail. Just watch as they start saying shit. There's to many people going crazy over the game like as if its there star trek world. People get way to into games with it man. Like its either about the graphics or hell no. An its either about space aliens an a halo ring with master cheif or hell no. Its getting rediculus now. Wtf??? I can't wait for BF3 by the way! Lol an fuck CoD

  • Fuck halo man. Bring on the hate mail buy the way. Anyway duke nukem forever 2001 trailer is all I got to say. For all u halo fans out there, watch this trailer an realize how amazing it was going to be! It was about to be like a half life 2 game itself. An if u don't agree then u r just retarded. The graphics were even better then HALO CE as well. That's why games like HALF LIFE an BATTLEFIELD are not over rated like Halo

  • Hope 343 takes the GTA route and diss them back. Dick Jackem or something, It's funny just because it's Duke but seriously in the time it took for DN forever to come out Halo became the Xbox's ticket to fame with 6 games over a 9 years span I remember asking the guy at funcoland back in 2001 when duke nukem forever would come out with no solid answer.

  • I think the Marathon guy would be a better challenge than the Master Chief.

  • do you know whats ironic? that duke nukem forever uses the same health system with halo

  • Duke3D had references too, so it's not like this is anything new (remember the DoomGuy reference?) Besides, both franchises had at least 1 unsuccessful title.

  • @Mindcontrol106 Also, Chief has every military medal possible except for Prisoner of War, Duke probably would have trouble fist fighting a Brute.

  • Spartan Supersoldiers have bones about as hard as diamond, are sent out only on some of the most dangerous missions(Including the assassination of prophets), trained from the age of six, 7 feet tall, trained and skilled to handle any weapon and vehicle in any environment, their presence alone boosts morale. Now Master Chief, well, at the age of 14 he had the build of an 18 year old Olympic athlete and he killed 2/5 ODSTs in a fist-fight, leaving the other 3 severely injured. Suck it Duke.

  • @Mindcontrol106 duke killed hundreds of aliens without such training and shit augmentations... he just needs his babes, bullets and bombs.

  • @Sw3Lo Power arrmor is for pussies.

    Gets shitfaced from one beer.

    Duke is a total joke, soldier wise, A spartan could fuck him up in an instant.

  • Also, take the fact that duke is hundreds of years behind Jamie Oliver, the Master chef, we can safely assume that if he were to undergo the same genetic conditioning and training, given his peak physical condition, he would produce a far better supersoldier, so shut the fuck up.

  • The only way to destroy a Halo fanboy and send him back to hell is to mention Warhammer 40,000, sends them into a downward spiralling NerdRage from which they cannot recover.

    Go watch Cortana Hentai, it's a game...

  • i have both games so i just think its funny when duke said power armer is for pussys LOL I like both of the games to they are both great games whos argees?

  • Let's get this straight, in the time it took Duke Nukem's developers to make one game (that was terrible), Bungie made one incredibly successful trilogy, with it's very own spinoffs, book series, and much more. One could even argue that Halo made the Xbox360 as successful as it is today. To personify Duke Nukem Forever, It's that annoying "frienimy" that no one really likes because of how arrogant, and idiotic he is.

  • Duke Nukem: Power Armour is for pussies!

    Master Chief: Ummmm, Excuse me!.

    Duke Nukem: AHHHHHHH! (Screams like girl)

  • @MrNoob929 nah duke is better!

  • the Chief killed four Helljumpers at the age of ten with his bare hands, I'm pretty sure he could handle this lout with or without his armor.

  • Halo is for pussies. Get over with it. 8)

  • @Harrallak This lol, super soldier that has been genetically modified and has trained marine style since the age of six verse whatever the hell Duke is (I assume some steroid taking nutcase). I think the super soldier will win, with or without the armor lol, I mean the chief has unbreakable bones.

  • Steroids are for pussies.

  • 0:07 says the guy with recharging ego...

  • power armor is for pussies :)

  • "Umm... well okay. Uhh, you want a gum instead?" - Duke's all outta gum, remember?

  • Thumbs up if Zero Punctuation brought you here.

  • Duke is da chief

  • started reading the comments and oh my fucking god :|

  • ha from what ive heard this game sucked.

  • i love how it was originally cod vs halo, and duke just butted his way in and said fuck you,

  • which show is this from

    ?

  • @MVP6941

    something on G4, i  don't know

  • dont mest with halo just bec ur game sucks

  • Oh god, this is hilarious. xD

    I totally missed this Easter Egg on my playthrough. Just now my brother told me about it and I had to check it out. Dayum, things like these are what make awesome gaming moments for me.

    Also lol @ the losers fighting over who's better. Grow some balls of steel and stop bitching about everything, lol. Duke is equally as cool as the Chief. =)

  • Power armor are for the badass!!

    P.S. can i haz reconz!??!?

  • no secret theres an achivement you can get with the power armor called bucket head type bucket head achivment guide -.-

  • "Power armor is for pussies"

    and your gay haircut?

  • is this only on the 360 version?

  • Duke Nukem VS. Halo characters

  • Duke nukem + MasterChief = EPIC

  • Hahaha, all the fanfag debates must be crowding the comments, but I don't feel like looking... I don't think this game deserves the bad rep. I like it and I laugh my ass off constantly.

  • hah

    fuck it

    POWER ARMOUR FTW

  • i love how all the halo fanboys are getting pissed

  • okay duke master chief without his armor will still fukkin kill you

  • Tears tasty tasty tears..

  • God, a franchise as laughable as duke taking shots at the mega awesome giant that is halo, fucking pathetic

  • @BurgBall More like fucking badass. Duke could whip Chief's ass.

  • @Howland20 Lol fat chance. Duke nukem is nothing more then a shallow character on steroids. Master chief is a super soldier that runs over 34MPH and lifts 66 ton. Just saying......

  • @SONYandMICROSOFT

    but hes a pussy cus he needs power armor and health packs

    all duke nukem runs on is his ego fuck yea

  • @vivalamaximillien Thats why they gave duke nukem regenerating health and only able to carry 2 weapons right? Master chief started that shit.

  • @BurgBall

    oh look another sad fan of halo well heres the news sad fan halo copied half life and doom they changed their storyline SLIGHTY and waited till the game companys devleoped cool grapics being one of the storyline stealing first games to have graphics like that they have done that with every game and changed their storyline 0 percent they talk about reach in the first game the point there not ariginal, they cant think of a new story 10 yrs later and well they steal storylines they suck

  • @vivalamaximillien The ONLY similarities between Halo, Doom, and Half-Life are in the gameplay itself and even then the similarities are few, except for the fact that they are all first-person shooters. Halo has a completely different and ORIGINAL story-line that does not resemble either Doom or Half-life's plot besides they both involve other-worldly enemies. They have not stolen any storylines, Halo actually has one of the best story-lines for a first-person shooter that I have ever played.

  • @fishsoupcheesepie123

    great heres another sad fan i have to put down 1. they made alot of money from the first game when they waited for new game tech they even managed to give a deal with some of the valves codeing and graphics teams. so sorry to spoil your life.

  • @vivalamaximillien First off, it is really difficult to understand what you are trying to convey due to your poor grammar and complete lack of punctuation, but I think I have got the general idea.. Even if Halo did use some of the same people who worked on Half-life and/or Doom, what does it matter? Most games do use teams that have worked on previous games but that doesn't make them the same and it's definitely not stealing like you claimed it to be. They were paid and willingly worked on it.

  • @vivalamaximillien Oh, and were you meaning to make another point since you put a cute little 1 next to those jumbled up words? Is there a 2 to go with that or did you just go brain-dead in the middle of it?

  • @fishsoupcheesepie123

    ohh so your a fucktard 8 year old who dosnt know what a typo is well sorry but all of the halo games suck compared to this one game of duke nukem. half life is a better game also and portal one made more money than all they gay assed halo games combined and just beacuse your mum is a whore and your dad is a crack addict and he rapes you up the ass every day does not mean you have to go and take it out beacuse you love halo its not ok to wank over gay masterchief porn

  • @vivalamaximillien Everything you type is just one big typo, learn punctuation. Anyway, I will have to point out the fact that Portal has not sold nearly as many copies as the Halo series has (Portal has sold approximately 4 million copies vs Halo's 40 million copies), but that is not even what the argument was about. Portal is a great game, Halo is a great game, Duke Nukem forever is a disgrace, Eurogamer gave it a 3/10, Edge- 3/10, IGN- 5.5/10, GameSpot-3/10. Guess what Halo was rated? 9/10 :)

  • @fishsoupcheesepie123

    oh i see your to much of a retard to get a job 8 yr old punk ass well sorry but in the real world alought of people know that halo sucks compared to every game i talked about before. so stop trying to fight me cus you aint gonna win PUNK ASS and btw its funny that i make fun of your dead family and you cant even defend them real sad and no halo is not a good game. ps do you take it up the bumb by your sister

  • @vivalamaximillien hey buddy fuck you shut up and go away

  • @prototypfan

    go die in a hole you famn dirty jew rat

  • @vivalamaximillien 1 i am not jewish 2 wtaever helps you sleep at night bitch good bye and good riddence cocksucker

  • @prototypfan

    ur a gay you little bitch boy and whatever helps you sleep at night. ohhhh wait sorry i know your dad and mum like to take you up the bumb while your awake all night. so like last time GO DIE IN A HOLE YOU DAMN DIRTY JEW RAT!!!!!!!!!

  • @vivalamaximillien This is because I do not see the need to argue with you over nonsensical things that you obviously just say to get an angry response from me, which you will never get. Anyway, you did not acknowledge the fact that I have proved just about everything you have stated to be wrong. I have never heard anyone say Duke Nukem is a good game in the "real world", but whatever delusions you want to make yourself believe in is none of my business. Halo isn't a good game, it's a great game

  • @fishsoupcheesepie123

    lets see you like to ignor the fact that halo is a game which is as good as the bottom of my shoe and you like to imagine that in your "real world" you dont live in your mothers basement at the age of 21 playing nothing all day but halo funny that. you have no life, no friends and no family and no halo is not a better game your ego is just to big you get yourself to belive it is. game spy even rated it 3/10 i proved YOU wrong.halo isn't a bad game, it's a dicusting game.

  • @vivalamaximillien really? ur saying that one of the best selling first person shooters is a bad game.

  • @Killer33463

    you have no life just go before everone starts to laugh at you

  • @vivalamaximillien Hmm, I thought I was 8 in the last comment, now I am 21? Anyway, I just went to game spy and no, Halo 3 was 5/5, Halo Reach 5/5, ODST 4/5, Wars 4.5/5, try looking at the little gold stars next to the name of the game. So, once again, you are wrong and you have yet to prove your point that Duke Nukem Forever is a better game (probably because it isn't, just a guess though) , whereas I have already proved Halo is superior. By the way, "discusting" is not a word..

  • @fishsoupcheesepie123

    Look I don’t understand why its so hard for you to face the real facts not your so called ideas so man up don’t go telling lies on the internet. I have proved in all my comments that duke nukem is a much better game than all the gaylo games together. So as I said before I am correct and you are WRONG just admit it because no one here gives a rat’s ass about halo. Oh and btw don’t go creating websites just to try and prove me wrong.

  • @vivalamaximillien Wow, you are really funny. I actually laughed when I read that. You have been wrong this whole time and even attempted to lie 2 or 3 times and each time you were proved wrong. From Portal selling more copies than the whole Halo franchise combined to game spy rating Halo as a 3/10, the only way you can have supporting evidence to your argument is to make it up. I only state facts, I don't need to lie to prove Halo is better. How could I make the website that you referenced? Lol

  • @fishsoupcheesepie123

    again with the lieing

    just admit that you where wrong and that duke nukem is a better game

    oh thats wright you havent got the brain compaside to understand what LOSS is

    well that just proves my point you have to lie to win and even put time and efort to make a fake website

    well bravo mr dumbass just keep on lieing to your self that gaylo is a good game its a real good joke.

  • @vivalamaximillien Just because you have lost this argument due to your complete lack of intelligence, don't beat yourself up, it was impossible to win anyway. A few words of advice though, when you attempt to insult another person's intelligence, try not to make such a fool of yourself. "Compaside" is not a word (like most of the gibberish you type). I assume you were referring to the word compensate, but who knows. Oh and don't reference a website and use false information, we will check it.

  • @vivalamaximillien Dear Sir, The very fact that you can only reply and back up you'r fruitless argument with random insults is completely laughable. You say that gamespy was created by another poster just to prove you wrong, when you yourself referenced it. You must be a very small man who will forever be alone wanting someone to talk to, and the only way you know how is to trash talk. or just a common troll. The point of this post is to say, "You sir are an idiot." <3 With tons of love

  • @battleman3

    And you sir are a common douche who nothing better to do with his life than wish he could even touch a girl one day in his life. It’s sad really you have nothing better to do than to join in in a conversation that has nothing to do with you. Oh and uh it’s spelt people not poster you probably went on word spell check. Goodbye assholio and learn to spell.

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  • @vivalamaximillien lol, Spelt is a type of wheat buddy.

  • @vivalamaximillien why are you talking about yourself like that o wait i know your a pathetic little jackass who cant keep his mouth shut

  • @prototypfan

    go rape your sister while puting on her head a halo mask you gaybo

  • @vivalamaximillien one i am not inbred like you and two if you like duke so much why dont you go fuck him

  • @prototypfan

    why are you comparing me to your dads husband

    and whats with the little one did you just go braindead at the start of your writing

  • @vivalamaximillien no im not brain dead asshole and two i dont get why your talking about your family like that

  • @vivalamaximillien Besides, if you want to talk about stealing, let's talk about one of Duke Nukem's catch phrases "Hail to the king". Wow, that doesn't sound familiar does it? Bruce Campbell never received any payment for their use of his character's catch phrase, btw. It isn't even a good game and Duke Nukem is one of the most generic video game characters I have ever seen. Case closed.

  • @vivalamaximillien hey max i just thought id say fuck you you little sad fucker

  • @BurgBall Duke nukem is a parody game, you taking offence is fucking pathetic.

  • @BurgBall Shut up you whiny pussy.

  • @DoomKnight65 Heard in Duke's voice xD

  • @BurgBall Halo is overrated hence why duke is ripping on it. and Duke is a satire based series on a wide variety of genres, so get over the joke have a chuckle and move on.

  • @cosplayercory this game is shits and gigles the whole time thats the prob halo i really cant say even though im a fanboy.

  • @runescapemaster401 that's not the problem... it's duke, that's the character, that's how he is designed.it's satirical and fun, that's all. you can't take duke as a goty kind of candidate bc he is just about humor, having some fun and poking fun at other things.and if you go into it expecting something revolutionary, then you miss the point of satire entireley and just don't know duke.

  • @cosplayercory everyone has a opinion.

  • @runescapemaster401 troofs.

  • @cosplayercory truce then fine.

  • @BurgBall Its satire... Get over it.

  • @BurgBall What the fuck is wrong with you this game is fucking awesome..

  • @BurgBall hand over ur man card, u pussy. where did ur balls go.

  • duke nukem sucks ass.... he's the long lost action guy member from the village people.....

  • All 13 year olds aside, MC is a pretty cool gai, but c'mon, MC is fighting aliens in 3000 something, Duke is fighting aliens in the present, lol

  • All of you shut the fuck over who is better. They are fucking video game characters and don't exist and there purposed badassery is limited to the circumstances they supposedly exist around.

    Isaac, Chief, and Duke all live in different universes with different circumstances and happenings. Doing what each does in there own universes is comparable to what another does in theirs. Making it through unending waves of demonic monsters against all odds is just as awe-inspiring as saving mankind.

  • lol ill laugh if halo 4 gets back at them 4 this

  • @angelshadow3593 i dout that. theres nothing pussy about duke nukem

  • ..OH NO HE DI-N'T

  • I think were all missing something.... wouldn't Balls of steal classify as some sort of power armor? I mean, they are metal, sooo, yeah xD

  • @SexyJutsuNaruto Im confused, John isn't overly muscular, doesn't get shit faced after ONE beer, doesn't need sluts around him all the time, get knocked out after every boss fight, or have a stupid voice. Im not a ragin' fanboy, if you like duke thats fine, but John isn't like Duke in anyway, other than they both saved earth.

  • @Tanman109 You do know that beer is Duke beer, if a human would drink it, he would die, but if Duke would drink, he gets drunk

  • @themaniacboy well, that is true sir :)

  • @Tanman109 I also thought Duke was a pussy for being drunk after 1 beer, but i noticed none of them were really drinking his beer.

    They would act like they've drink from it, but infact, they just ordered it and put it on the table just to act tough.

  • Duke nukem sounds like somthing you do in the restroom but halo sounds galo get no need to FIGHT OVER THIS

  • man the only reason master chief survived was because he had his dumb armor and magic bubbles therefore master chief is a pussy he gets in a fight with duke no armor or magic gay bubbles he will get pwned nasty and thats why master chief is a P.U.S.S.Y

  • @DBoY1641

    Um...

    Just saying, I know video games aren't real and all (which you obviously don't realize), but Duke Nukem would fucking get demolished. He hasn't had a lifetime of military training as well as decades of service to the Navy.

    Owned.

  • @DBoY1641 dude you are so wrong. I think you are a PS3 fanboy.

  • @DBoY1641 read all the training master chief had to go through to become a spartan, decades passed by before he got his armor, master chief has been in the military since he was a kid.......he would demolish duke

  • @DBoY1641 not really

  • @DBoY1641  Dude even with out the armor hes un believably fast strong and with really good reflexes the armor would break any bodies bones if the try to put it on

  • @DBoY1641 In one of the books, John gets in a fight with four ODST's (no armor) kills three of them, and severely injures the third, he we destroy duke. Not to mention all the training and years he spent in the military WITHOUT his armor

  • Power armor isn't for pussies

    Duke nukem is a pussie

    Halo is better than Duke Nukem

  • Remember when games had health bars and med kits? I guess I'm just tired of ducking behind chest high walls and sucking my thumb while my leg grows back

  • Master Chief= Saved the universe

    Duke=Saved Earth

    Isaac=Saved himself??????

    Point is Master Chief is AWESOME!

  • master chief: what did you say about power armor

    Duke: um uh nothing

    Master chief: you said it was for pussys all you do is hide behind stuff that being a pussy

    * isaac clarke comes in *

    isaac clarke: i have power armor and i hide behind cover

  • @nevarv issac doesn't wear power armor, it's an engineering RIG, mostly just for zero g and low oxygen

  • Lolz this is new

  • @xXHalo114FreakXx I was on Dead Space at the time......just saying that Issac Clarke would destory both master chief and im not sure bout Duke Nukem....would be a good fight though lol.

  • i think master chief is playing this and is like... fuck him!

  • LOL

    Fanboy vs. Fanboy......gonna read the comments for this for a while rofl

  • i wouldnt be Master Chief right now

  • u dont have the right to make fun of a good game in a terrible game, its just baffling.

  • what trash. i think duke nukem tries too hard to be a badass. o well at least halos online makes up for the campaign

  • ohhh god i was hoping some good comments like the ones from above, but instead i find some stupid fanboy comments saying: ohhh master chief is not a pussy, he is a bad ass muthafuckah!

    DUKE NUKEM is a motherfucking joke! the entire game is a joke this is meant to be funny you stupid bunch of fanboy retards.

  • Master Chief: Pussies?

    Duke: Uhh, umm, uhh, no, I said uhh

    Master Chief: Yes?

    Duke: Umm, You can get pussy

    Master Chief: YOU LIE! *punches in face*

    Duke: *gargle* tell my wife, oh wait, tell those girls over there, I loved their tits *cough, cough* ugh...

    Master Chief: Yo Cortana you got my blue pill ready?

  • lmao at all these stupid halo fanboys getting their panties in a bunch bc their precious game is being insulted

  • @xXHalo114FreakXx We need Issac from Dead Space to settle this mini-argument. XD

  • Armor is for pussies... why everytime Duke kills an giant thing in the game he goes uncounsious and wake up some hours later?

  • @xXHalo114FreakXx turn it the other way round and then i will belive you. lol

  • If power armor is for pussies why does duke need to hide bihind cover most of the game -.-

  • @TheDarkrein and at the beggining he runs in some halls just like in halo. same thing with the Half Lie easter egg. THERE ARE HEADCRABS! and he says he needs a crowbar.

  • @TheDarkrein Yeah, but power armor is still for pussies...

  • @TheDarkrein IF DUKE NUKEM SAYS POWER ARMOR IS FOR PUSSIES, THEN POWER ARMOR IS FOR PUSSIES.. STFU

  • @TheDarkrein hahahaha well played, I agree

  • @TheDarkrein That's your decision, you control Duke.

  • @TheDarkrein because the requires not being hit by things

  • @TheDarkrein hiding behind cover isnt power armor -_-

  • @64BitComms Ok yes but your also right with the Power Armour, cause western games have a tendency to put the player in a position that they can see themselves in. That the power armour can be strapped to anyone and they in turn gain the ability to fight like the protagonist, to be the hero.

    Duke is a idiot that absorbs bullets like a black hole with no human qualities except that he looks like us, and even that is shitty so how can we relate?

  • Gears of war reference making fun of Dom's search for his wife, dylan is supposed to be Marcus.

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  • LOL so funny because his health is like a power armor it regenerates and the fact that he holds two guns makes this scene an automatic fail.

  • Arguing over people who don't exist is for pussies

  • Master chief sucks ass, he's such a useless character and looks like a douche-bag future dirt biker.

    Not even a video game character compared to the likes of Gordon Freeman, Duke Nukem (of course), And JC Denton.

    Hell, I like the tetris L-block more than Master Chief.

    Plus he has a stupid name, might as well call him FIGHTING FIGHTER, or SHOOTING MAN, or better yet SERIOUS FACE BALD SILENT ARMY MAN.