Assassin's Creed Brotherhood 2.0 #46

[FrenchtheReader]

Psssh, long? I don't know of this long. This just how I spend Saturday nights, watching hankgames

[VeilBloodClaws]

A.C.B. Doesn't Stand for Assassin's Creed Brotherhood, silly!

It stands for Amazing Cross-Bow!

[FantasticBlueGirl]

They did have bleach, Hank. Bleach can be taken out of boiled urine.

[LolZiizLeR1337]

nice strongbad reference

[03wrigc]

7:40 "THIS IS GOING TO TAKE FOREVER" Call your assassins!

[zekeoman1]

Dude, why not be detected? You've already failed full synch! Have some fun!

[tinywizard36]

it is so handy how they have these nice large bales of hay right below the pigeon ledges.

[CodenameJD]

Vlad the Impaler!? He's my favourite impaler!

[ntwiles]

Whoa whoa whoa. Is this the Hank I think it is?

[birthdaygirl1126]

@ntwiles if you think it is the hank green from the vlogbrothers and nerdfighteria then you are correct!! if not your life has just been completed!

[ntwiles]

@birthdaygirl1126 I did! I didn't know Hank played games!

[alittleolder]

When the towers explode they look like the WTC .. they are ignited at the top and yet the explosions come out from everywhere

[emma2121212121]

Couldn't you have just called your assasins when all those guards were attacking you?

[NinjasxPwn]

And the horse was inside of me. XD

[Theinsaneone400]

You made me google eagle noises. :P

[cmt4eva]

9:08

feel the fail hank...feel the fail

[SiennaElderly]

According to this person on yahoo answers, people have been using different methods of bleaching since ancient times, but they didn't have bleach as we know it today, given that chlorine (the main ingredient in modern household bleach) wasn't discovered until sometime in the 1700's. (I closed the page and I'm too lazy to go find it again to get the exact date.) Not sure if that's helpful, but it's an interesting historical tidbit!

[1ProAssassin]

Hank what the hell! I was eating cake when you talked about nasty armour

[matrix626]

♫TROOOOOGDOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!♪

[Romaniandick1994]

01:12 no Bleach but FMA yes

[DestructionEnveloped]

I was singing Trogdor while the tower was burning~ :D burning all the thatched roof COTTAGESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

[BigGuyZee]

"NOW YOU DI--" *BANG!!!!*

CLASSIC! xD

[cding12]

Etsio is like Trogdor. Awesome.

[Zetsu101019]

while playing Assassin's Creed one day, I climbed to the very tippy top of the highest cathedral in one of the cities (i forget which one *facepalm*), and then I pressed the wrong button and ended up falling to my death.

[alkaun123]

@Zetsu101019 Would you like a medal for that sir?

[Zetsu101019]

@alkaun123 I DESERVE a medal for that.

[alkaun123]

@Zetsu101019 *Hands you a medal* Go nuts man

[FredIsMyName22]

@Zetsu101019 Acre? I fell like five times.

[Rhyskit]

Hehehe, Hank's hawk noise was a lot more like a cat-noise.

[MrAlecSays]

HANKDOR!!!!!! THE BURNINATOR!!!!!!

[TheClone511]

i really hate the slow horses.

[bluewolftwilight]

Dear Hank: there is no time limit anymore. no need to stress about it

[harvestguy204]

Yeah Ezio, Dive into that conveniently placed haystack

[KittnzNChz]

@harvestguy204  you apparantly missed my earlier ponderings of those same mysterious haystacks.

[harvestguy204]

@KittnzNChz Nah, I didn't I was just saying that he should jump in that always conveniently placed haystacks

[KittnzNChz]

@harvestguy204 yes he should because if he missed those miracuous little piles of hay he would die. as previously illustrated by hank green :D

[harvestguy204]

@KittnzNChz Hahaha, That was such a fail jump xD

[rawrduck9]

burninatin' the countryside, burninating all the people.

and thatched roof cottages!

THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!

it's trogdoooooooooor.

[halohali32]

that reminds me! you need to keep all of the weird items you get e.g. tomatoes, claddagh ring, vlad the impaler coins, etc. for the end of the game! just thought i should tell you before you sell them for florins

[pants1342]

Hank, they don't care about cleaning other peoples armor because germs didn't exist yet. DUH!

[Lahughes2011]

Thumbs up for trogdor references.

[kmunster001]

I do not play this game for climby fun! lol

[TheMaskedMarauder0]

Hank is TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR

[lolzer646]

@TheMaskedMarauder0

and bird noise mimicker

[TheGudZeBadAnDaFozzy]

Once when I wanted to assassinate the Borgia captain, I got him, but a peasent woman got in the way and unfortunately she got a blade in the face as well, it was a weird glitch

[TheGudZeBadAnDaFozzy]

I mainly used the poison darts for this, it was funnier watching them freak out then the guys watching their guys freak out, freak out

[xxsophiaxxmusicxx]

burninate XD

[joshy72797]

TROGDOR! 10:10 xD

[captinlj246]

recruit some new assassins

[breakidnwn]

So I'm thinking about getting either a PS3 or Xbox360 for the assassins creed games and COD. But which is more reliable? Which is better? I'm kind of thinking about getting an Xbox360 because of the whole kinect thing but my uncle has one and says they are crappy and unreliable. So I thought I'LL ASK THE INTERNET (and hank) FOR THEIR OPINION!

[B1gbang090]

@breakidnwn Depends on what games you like ! XBox is a microsoft production, so most games wich appear for pc also appear for xbox ! PS3 (in my opinion) has the better games !

I've got a PS3 and i'm very content !!! Also the graphic on PS3 is better ! And really kinect .... it sucks ! ^^

SO if you just want to buy the xbox because of kinect, let it be and get a PS3 !

[MiwAuturu]

If the crossbow makes things less fun than use poison, it makes things hilarious.

[OnyxFireAngel]

can't you kill the borgia captain with your hidden gun or crossbow?

[solowres]

i kept laughing at the horse comment until the video ended 5 minutes later

[canuslupus2005]

you can get Leonardo to make some better gauntlets for you, and that allows you to do the climb-leap thing that you could do in the last one. it makes climbing much easier.

well done on the Trogdor reference, by the way.

[rethinkOURreality]

"Writhing around in pain. That's what I do to people. It's my MO."

[jazzie0707]

TROGDOOOOOOOOOR

[TheShootingCupcake]

hank, i like long videos. just so you know :3

is it weird that im painting my nails while i watch a video game with tons of violence? nope i see nothing wrong with that...

[TheShootingCupcake]

im not the only one who got the french joke right?

[ZKoftherebellion]

If you don't play it for climby fun, dont expect climbing to be fun. :3

[missyemmy93]

haaaaaank just call your assassins! when you were fighting the borgia captain life would have been SO much easier if you had just called them...

[ZKoftherebellion]

who doesn't like long videos?

[ZKoftherebellion]

If they had Tomatoes, I'm sure they had Bleach.

[smellythebunny]

I don't think they had bleach back then, but I would assume they did have lye, or soap, but whether they would use it or not would be another question . . .

[speedwill]

you should get the eagle point when you burn down the towers saves you from having to climb it twice just saying

[UnseelieQueen]

Having been a fighter in the SCA for years, I can confirm that yes, well-used armor stinks to high heaven.

[TransFatForThought]

5:50 it's latin.

[lizzy6les]

One could argue you were inside of the horse.

Also, I enjoy your eagle imitations very much. (:

[HeronPrince223]

hank...I love you but...you kinda suck at assassins creed hahaha

[grungeobsessed]

and the horse was inside of me...

[HarvestMoonGirl567]

I play the game for climby fun...

[mewpoke12345]

ummmm toby has over 70 walkthrough vis for this game. and he is at the same spot as hank. and hank doesnt even have 50 lol

[Kslayer9]

STRONG BAD REFERENCE!

[cadisaurusrex]

TROGDOR REFERENCE FTW!!!!! :DDD Hank, You are definitely my favorite nerdfighter. EVER. <3

[cadisaurusrex]

TROGDOR REFERENCE FTW!!!!! :DDD Hank, You are definitely my favorite nerdfigter. EVER. <3

[bazookaclaire]

Oh my gosh Trogdor references. <3333333333

[roxlikepeter]

in those days they were probably still using urine as disinfectant, so yes, foul

[purplecrayon64]

Burninate is my new favorite word.

[MissWinged]

OMG HANK!! call your assassins for once :P

[RavenclawDeatheater1]

Haha angry Hank is funny to listen to!

[HannahIsUnoriginal]

"and the horse was inside of me" isn't that the plot of Equus?

[Supavlad1998]

finally some one who pronounces my name right. My maths teacher calls me vlod.

[samfeelsbored]

Hank why dont you see... we love long videos!

[lizzy5597]

omg trogdor

[tenatopps]

(Hank)"Aaand the horse was inside of me"

(Me) "Oooh that sounded bad... "

(Hank)"That sounded bad...

[discogreat]

I bought Assassin's Creed because of you :D

[KisaSatoma]

Tragdooor!~ :D

[cooolmandude]

Burninate the tower

Burninate all the people

Burninate the peasants

and their thasroom cottages

I can see you like Trogdor

[aamarylliss]

And the horse was inside of me.

[Time2Flee]

wait, is Ezio now Trogdor?

[Ladybugz1029]

Trogdor reference FTW!!

[avatarnaruto77]

When I was climbing the Borgia Tower at 8:45, I did the same exact thing as Hank.

[DARKcpu0]

i stopped listening for a moment, the video didnt completely load, it stops at the horse was inside of me and i was like O_o......

[idiatico]

isn't toby only just at the same point lol

[RebeccaInTheTARDIS]

Pretty pony! Pretty pony wants to play!

No idea what THAT came into my head...

[torrasaur]

KITTEH NOISES YEAH! 10:23 - 10:30

[CodedLockFilms]

Eagles sound like seagulls. It disappoints me.

[cararook]

Haven't you ever watched Merlin? you just get your man servant/ sorcerer to clean the armour.

[chazmazzer]

I love how convenient it is that there's ALWAYS a pile of hay near a Borgia Tower.

[M1U7Z5]

hold down the button when throwing knives. you can throw up to 3 at once and it is a one shot =]

[george8742]

TROGDOOOOOOR!

[MathildeMuseBellamy]

AND OUR TIME IS RUNNING OUT! Muse<3 

[useryaoi]

"And the horse was inside of me..." -Hank Green. Epic Hank quote is epic.

[caseyvill]

You should smell my bogu that is the smelliest Armour ever

[TheAwesomeArtChannel]

I love it when you fall off buildings, it's so fun.

[mspatti]

They could scrub the armor with salt and soap. or salt and oil. It would smell great after an application of French perfume.

[Speilbilde]

The whole time you were fighting that Borgia captain I yelled "CALL YOUR ASSASSINS ON HIM ALREADY." and then I facepalm'ed when you said that you should have called your assassins on him. 

[Crystalsight555]

Thatched roofed cottages!!!!

[glassisland]

Assassin's Creed: Burninating the Peasantry

[DragonDav12345]

Hank, you should make this channel a partner so then the videos can be longer!

[ilovearelandj]

Note to self, NEVER eat cereal while watching Hank play video games unless you want milk and bits of food all over your computer screen.

[alittleolder]

The Borgia Tower explisions remind me of another big explosion where flames and fire and smaller explosions come out the middle if then ignited from the top!

[alwayz0me0never0you0]

@jonothelegogeek Play AC2 before Brotherhood because then the storyline will make more sense, AC1 isn't really a requirement because it just tells you about Desmond and who Abstergo is.

[SpreadAwesome]

TROGDOR!

[Jacnoc]

I nearly fell off my chair when hank said "I should have called my assasin's on him(captain)". During the captain fight I was saying "call your assasins, call your assasins." (by reading comments, it looks like I'm not the only one -- see @Lukarocks)

[jonothelegogeek]

I have a question for all of you AC fans out there. I am going purchase a console to play this beautiful game and I am wondering if I should first return and play Assassin's Creed and then Assassin's Creed II before I play Brotherhood. Would Brotherhood ruin the previous two for me? Are they worth playing beforehand? Afterwards? Thanks for your responses nerdfighteria!

[LightbulbExploded]

<3 Trogdor the Burninator!

[333jessica999]

nah dude 15 minutes of this is just fine :)

[TheVcgfdfgd]

hank go see Leonardo and but the climbing gloves

[mariposamonroe]

Armor was cleaned using a mixture of sand and urine....apparently its effective for cleaning blood off of metal, gives a nice shine.....

[pwe5000]

Climbing would be easier if you got Leonardo's climbing gloves

[Lukarocks]

The whole Borgia fight I kept yelling "call assassins, call assassins!!!"

[vezokpiraka]

Vlad the Impaler was a king in my country. iirc he was the first to make coin s in our country. Hurray for Romanian history.

[MontezumaIII]

@princessphoebe35 It's a reference to this disagreement in the Star Wars films about whether Han Solo shot Greedo first, or whether Greedo shot Han Solo first. If you want to be more like a nerd, then you should watch Star Wars (or Star Trek) and Lord of the Rings.

[OneRandomLeo]

"and the horse was inside of me" oh Hank xD

[Amzizizooza]

Burninating all the peasants in their thatched roof cottages too, Hank?

[OkamiUsaretama]

You and Toby are neck-and-neck! But Toby has more Assassins, though I think he forgot that he can use them for more than arrow storms and missions.

[candlelitsorcery]

Hank find leonardo and get the climb leap gloves

[logan0014]

hank sop using the sword, hidden blades are so much more effective!

[rockofsoccer]

Does Hank have climbing gloves?

[sebyrullz]

"And the horse was inside of me...*hanks mind* JESUS WHAT DID I JUST SAID? */hanks mind* that sound bad.

[jacob622c]

it would be esery to clime if you buy the glov from the guy in the red hat

[hellosunshine40997]

call. the. assassins!!!! rawr!

[anthony51266]

hank theres a good trick to learn, hold down x with throwing knives next to enemies who dont see you. profitt.

[jessmclaugh]

I have gotten so addicted to watching these videos, I went and bought the game and my brother gave me his spare xbox he was that impressed.

Yes, he has a spare xbox, and yes, I'm female. DFTBA

[OneRandomLeo]

@jessmclaugh now I'm jealous, cause I also got addicted to watching Hank and wanna play the game sooo badly. But unfortunately I don't have a xbox :(

[randomcomment82]

IMO you'd have to worry more about lice than the stink if you put on random people's clothes back then =/

[darkseraph2009]

True fans just watch the damn video.

[TheMatias383]

Ezio was a man, no he was a dragon man, or maybe he was just an assasin man..but he was still EZIO!!!

[JB0nline]

"I do not play this game for climby fun!" XD

[CrouchieAtlas]

Being that we're all nerds here I think people will get the reference:

I believe Hank shot first.

[izorizo]

Can you imagine THAT conversation?

Random guy: Why did you keep that poster?

Ezio: I LOOKED GOOD IN IT~.

[HiroGaems]

Why do the enemies have bullets on them if they're not carrying guns? o_O

[tableforc]

crossbows were powerful back then

[Huntsong64]

ezio is so baguette ... crap stupid iPhone autocorrect!

[pinkpensive]

@Huntsong64 God hates baguettes.

Do you get the reference?

[Bkmlb]

Your Trogdor reference makes me realize that your videogame playing voice is totally Strongbad.

[supersingerevan]

Hank, none of your fans have ever complained about your ACB videos being too long. I was happy that you had a video at almost exactly 15 minutes. Do that more often.

[dudejasonj]

i don't remember which it is, but there is either a shop quest or something leonardo makes for you that lets you climb easier.

[ChicagoCris]

Sometimes I find my self saying "DEATH BY TRAMPLE" to people and they have no idea what I mean. Thank you Hank :)

[dailybrewed]

watching this relaxes me, is that strange?

[JustBecauz]

46 videos later and everytime i watch it i still think 'i should really buy this game!' lol

[DarkSilverHedgehog]

Also now that you have eliminated another tower you can have more assassins

[DarkSilverHedgehog]

few things. One not all borgia captains are wimps. some will stay and fight. 2 if you want to climb higher, you have to buy the climb glove upgrade from leonardo so now you can understand why it is harder to climb. 

[DarkSilverHedgehog]

I only need one more district to get rome 100% rebuilt



[purpletigerlover]

11:24 minutes is not enough of hank green PUT THE FULL 15MINUTES!!!!!!

[firegremln]

@purpletigerlover Actually, everyone now has unlimited time

[alittleolder]

@purpletigerlover The videos can be as long as he wants.. even with and unpartnered account.. but now this is partned too so he can do them however long he wants to

[DevilsMegaCreations]

You keep forgetting that you can jump from a ledge to go higher.

[charmedqueen]

I just realized that's there happens to be a convenient cart of hay to jump out of a building and land in...

[LydiaHyacinth]

I thought I saw a sparkly bit. Then realized it was the light from the moon.

[blackdiamndbordr]

So we're reading Machiavelli's Prince in one of my classes right now, and he writes about Cesare Borgia, and every time Cesare comes up I think of ACB2.0. It makes class more fun. :]

[TintedGreenHeart]

You should use the poison! I would very much like to see the funny drunk poison dance!

[fayili]

The horse was inside of you all along, Hank.

[ridjf]

"Bleach was discovered even before the third millennium BC. The people of that time had adequate knowledge about a solution that could be developed from wood ashes, which, after mixing with water, turned into lye (a substance that is obtained by leaching or removing soluble or other components by percolating a liquid). They knew that the resultant liquid would lighten colours."

Well the white armor wouldn't be as stinky. '~''

[fayili]

"Ah, don't run into me, jeeze!" Says the guy who likes to trample people while on his horse.