tao lin and thank yous!

[Liarsenic777]

give tao a blowjay

[kidluna]

uuuuuuuuiiiiiigh... get fucckkkked!

[whitman17]

yo talk about books all day.

[fuzbugg]

this video is older now, so youve probably figured it out already. but i subscribed because i like tao lin too and you seem nice and funny and cute. i'm a girl.

[ZebraJones01]

I love alt cuties that love Tao Lin. If you were truly alt you would mod your phone to be a "lo-fi" mic

[hopeyouenjoy131]

i subscribed because my friend said you're funny, and i agreed!

[Savorist]

eeeee eee eeee was not a good book. bottom line is there was NO STORY - there was no reason to turn the page. And to compensate for lack of story, tao lin wrote with this absurd, hyper-stream of consciousness, hipster-esque, style, that in the end was not significant at all. i'm not a purist, or a traditionalist, my favorite works are experimental - but even experimental writing replaces structure with SOMETHING else, and lin didn't do that with any of his writing, especially eeeeeeee.

[losergoescrazy]

i liked that you at least read it, and i appreciate you sharing your opinion, but i loved it.

i love subtle humor and stories that end up where they started, and jokes that are barely jokes at all. it was hilarious and the language he used put me in a good state of mind. so. =) maybe it just isn't for everyone. i'll be pickier about who i recommend it to. haha

[Savorist]

@losergoescrazy

agree to disagree. kudos for being respectful! respect on these youtube comment sections is hard to come by!

[losergoescrazy]

haha, dude. you should look at half the comments on this video. i was called a meth head and someone told me to pour boiling water on my face.

someone disagreeing respectfully about a book review i did for a really awesome guy is totally a blessing on the internet. =)

[TheParisLauren]

I subscribed from your cool stop motion films.

[13DollarMic]

That's funny, I once knew a girl who had a tattoo of an arm on her vagina!

[acousticitie]

your videos are cute

.. in a good way

[simpletulip]

and we still love you <3

were rad

[Dlinelove]

Probably the funniest thing about this video is how amazing you are at replying to hate comments!!!

You get haters SO pissed off haha good job!

I found you from hurricane aubrey by the way...

[losergoescrazy]

hahaha, they just keep coming. i can't even keep up with them!

[HowieFeelin]

Waste of oxygen.

[tangobob11]

ANOTHER GIRL WITH WEIRD TATOOS... geeez if she didnt talked about tao I would've say MNSTRM

[captainjimproduction]

why are talking? your sorry for your 40 minutes? im sorry for the 4 minutes of my life i lost

[blowy112]

I will never say things without meaning them.

You are hideous. Why have a vagina tattooed on your arm? You are not good looking enough to be so cocky. And on behalf of everyone on YouTube, PLEASE don't take your shirt off.

[losergoescrazy]

you mean.. =( you mean some one on the internet doesn't like me?

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!? WHYYYYYYYY OH GOD. OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYY

hahahaha

[blowy112]

Don't be so dramatic. Just leave your shirt on and we'll get along just fine.

[losergoescrazy]

but all i ever wanted to do was get on youtube and make topless videos for internet people!!

[blowy112]

Sarcasm. What a brilliant mind you are. How very clever. You're so very clever and brilliant. Your boyfriend is a right push over who thinks you're the best he'll ever do. I bet he's never even seen your non-boobs and that your snatch is a crusty dry chaffing hole seen by no one since the day you were born.

Ps. Thanks for leaving the shirt on.

[losergoescrazy]

haha, my boyfriend is a dirty tattooer and he likes my crusty vagina.

we have matching gross tattoos, and he'll probably be REALLY upset when he finds out someone on the internet is talking bad about him, too!

[sodapoprags]

Why are you being so "retarded"? You're making fun of someone's sarcasm by being sarcastic, that was totally hypocritical. Everytime I watch a random video on youtube someone like you freaks out on the person and acts totally deranged and d-baggy and says creepy misogynistic things. Why does your post sound like every other d-bag on youtube? You should go check other random youtube videos, because you will see that you sound like every other person, and then stop feeling so clever.

[zombiesomnambulism]

i just read that book, i'm pretty sure i liked it but i need to re-read it to make a final decision.

[collin1002]

i really enjoy the stories and random facts and definitely jokes gone bad id like to see the stories behind the tattoos

[aejpart]

i added you cuz i like your random antics

haha "cause im hot?"

honestly i dont really understand why ppl

even waist there time commenting if they dont like the videos?? why do they care to say anything then? noone that subscribes to you is gunna really care what they think so why do they bother?

yeh that's just something that always got on my nervous but yeh i like your videos

[LURVeeHEarts]

i wanted to know about the broken phone.........

[losergoescrazy]

nothing to say, really. =)

it was just a piece of junk. haha

[LURVeeHEarts]

haha it looks more like you hit it with a baseball bat.........not that i think you did :)

[aberdeensather]

I subscribed to you because I think you're just like me....but I moved to a city where there are not people like me/you...so it's almost like we're going out for 3:00 cups of coffee and one-sided conversation.

[sexlessparents]

The vagina tattoo is cool. just hide it more.

you look like a meth head

[losergoescrazy]

meth = my life.

[sexlessparents]

good, just go out and fucking eat some meth and die.

[aberdeensather]

Crude dude.

[sexlessparents]

you don't understand satire. dumbass.

[sexlessparents]

I don't like your tattoo.

[losergoescrazy]

oh no !!! =(

that's too bad, because i got it because i thought some faceless internet kid would like it, and i guess it's just not serving it's purpose.

[sexlessparents]

you are really pretty too, but wanna know what will also look good ? pour boiling hot water on your face. The burned face look will match your tattoo. Go all out, shave your head and get a Nazi tattoo on your head. why not? Its 2009.

[losergoescrazy]

i'm way ahead of you.

[aberdeensather]

what does 2009 have to do with Nazi tattoos and/or self expression?

[losergoescrazy]

haha, not to mention the video was posted in 2008.

[Jorylittle]

Your really sweet :)

I love that you say fuck.

I love your dog.

Your funny.

So I subscribed.

[losergoescrazy]

hahaha all good reasons =)

i'm glad ! stick around. more sailor mouth is sure to come.

[xPoptartt]

I added you for your humour. You should make more funny videos... whether it's sketches or just talking about a specific subject with a dash of funny, y'know? Of course, I suppose saying that might put pressure on someone, but I dunno.

Do you have a Q&A up? If you don't you shuold.

[losergoescrazy]

i don't have a q&a, but my life is an open book, basically =) ask anything!

[raddestqueen]

your videos are interesting because you think they're boring. it makes sense. i promise.

[Cin3ris]

I love how everyone here thinks they're boring.

Really it's face and/or content that sells on this site lol

I like all your videos for different reasons.

I like knowing what people think about things.

You could just vlog about your day and I'd watch =)

[jose2190s]

haha. you're not boring. you have some pretty interesting things to say. you remind me of myself alot. as i tend to just start talking about anything that pops into my head. oh and btw, thats a pretty sick tattoo. lol

[deejaywhitey]

bahaha you are friggin adorable with your good bye!

ps: so what made you get a bat looking vagina?! :D

[mcarlene31]

I added you because.... well I think you seem real and funny and you just talk about whatever is on your mind, but its not stupid. if that makes sense... anyway, yes make more videos :)

[losergoescrazy]

hahaha. well thank you very much! i will!

[brookeismyname]

Your videos have class. unlike other.

Your unique.

[losergoescrazy]

awh. =) thank you!

[jrtrobotdance]

who cares about miranda july. tao lin is the best on his own. and his poetry is the best.  his novel and short stories are pretty good but his poetry is amazing. especially his first poetry book.

[losergoescrazy]

awh. i care!! she's great. =)

he's sending me a book of poetry!! i can't wait to read it.

[thenisancient]

tao saw your video and linked you on his blog, dunno if you knew that yet. i guess he was flattered, or he just loves hearing other people talk about him

[losergoescrazy]

haha, he actually wrote me a message on here, too.

he seems wonderful. =)

[shesbenevolent]

I immediately bought the book as soon as you mentioned it being good for people who like Miranda July. When I checked it out on amazon, people who bought it, bought my other favourite books!

[losergoescrazy]

i'm so glad. =)

i know you'll love it.

[JaX2MiLz]

Hey there Vanessa! I honestly don't remember how I found you but I always found your videos to be interesting in some sort of way that we were able to peep into your private diary/TV show. It just somehow kept me glued to the screen.

[losergoescrazy]

ack!! i somehow deleted the second part to this comment, but not before i read it. =(

you should definitely make your own vlogs. =)

they're actually a pretty great release.

[JaX2MiLz]

Oh noes! Yeah I decided that I would but I want to go and finish a few things before I do. It should be expected to start maybe mid next year or so.

[JokerVA]

Hah nice tattoo XD

what picture did you tattoo on your boyfriend?

[losergoescrazy]

a cupcake!! i'll have to drag him on a video to show it off. it's really not bad, considering it's my first one!

[Cassi84]

I first saw you from the SXEPhil response. I like to just listen to you speak about whatever, you have an excellent voice that isn't annoying after a while and you don't seem forced or trying to be funny or entertaining. It's like listening to my friends talk about funny randoms in their day or thoughts. You should show your tattoos though, I'd be interested to see them, like the vagina, what inspired that? lol I've seen the armpit vagina guy that's like that. You know what I'm talking about?

[losergoescrazy]

i totally know what you're talking about =)

my boyfriend and i have matching bat-gina tattoos, actually. we just saw it on some flash and decided we both wanted it. =)

thank you for being a friend!

[julianp0e]

Mkay...I did come from Phil, but it was something about you that drew me in. Probably part curiosity, part quirkiness (that's a word right?), part hilarity (is that a word too!?), part style, part I dunno what else. I just love the videos and keep talking about whatever interests you in your life. We all seem to be attracted to that.

Thoooough I DO wanna know about that tattoo right now and I hope that I didn't miss a response to that question so maybe I should read the comments now...eek.

[losergoescrazy]

all of your words are totally real. =)

the tattoo -- my boyfriend and i selected it (we have MATCHING tattoos, believe it or not) from this flash of really gross tattoos. there were like.. penises with legs, and boobs with eyeballs.. it was nasty.

we just really like bats. and vaginas. it works out. haha

[Capgungoesbang]

I subscribed because you're very endearing and have interesting ways of saying things. I'm a girl, and weirdly enough I can't relate to other girls most of the time. So I really like that I can relate and listen to you.

[losergoescrazy]

well thank you!

i'm pretty much the same way. girls seem to want to compete all the time, and i don't have that state of mind, so i just feel threatened and retreat when i get into conversations with other ladies.

i'm glad you can relate!

[thenisancient]

tao was published by Melville House, though... so don't fuck melville. or just don't fuck his house. or something.

[losergoescrazy]

hahaha, nothing against melville, it's just not my flavor. =)

[thenisancient]

and fuck melville... ick.

[thenisancient]

i'm very in love with tao lin right now. he gives me comfort in making modest contradictions. maybe i'm lame, but i was very excited to see someone talk about tao. so thanks for that. sometimes just hearing about your favorit "anything" is good enough to brighten a day. like when you're at the bank and the lady at the register has a name tag that says "laika" and you laugh alittle inside because that's your favorite girl's name, and you wonder if she's russian and ask if she has a dog...

[losergoescrazy]

=)

no, i'm excited to hear people who love him! my roommate's friend found a stack of books of mine in my living room and said that she couldn't wait to talk to me about them because she loves tao lin, apparently!

[Revelation1994]

(: :)

[losergoescrazy]

;) ;)

[NYOD1]

i subscribed because of the ghetto sushi - by someone who ISN'T asian. video

[losergoescrazy]

awh.

i actually had a few friends that said they learned how to make sushi from my video. i'm glad people like informative videos =)

[NYOD1]

what happend to your phone

[losergoescrazy]

dude, i have NO idea. i picked it up one day and the little plastic joint thing was cracked and by the end of the day, it had broken off completely.

i'm waiting for my boyfriend to upgrade phones, so i can nab his old one. haha

[outunderstars]

I subscribed because I thought you'd be taking your shirt off.

[losergoescrazy]

that's what livejournal was for, 4 years ago. =P

[ChrisVLogs]

Now that I look back, I think you're right, sxephil was how I found your vid.

[losergoescrazy]

well, he IS pretty great =)

[lidia83090]

Your Videos were the ones that inspired me and really to make my own!

:] so thanks!

I think i just subscribed, because you remind me of my friends and i who just rant about nothing and are sarcastic about everything! :]

[losergoescrazy]

awh. well i'm really glad to have gotten you started =D

(i still think you look like amelie with your bangs pinned back!!)

[cfcjt93]

haha i actually enjoyed this

and your hella cute btw :)

[losergoescrazy]

well thanks!!

[TezzyTez1989]

You really don't have to take any decent subject matter, you can ramble on as much as you like and I'll still watch because what makes me subscribe to you is not what you say it's how you say it. You have that nice voice quality and yes, I came over with the bulk of people who you were exposed to after sxephil rated your video response :)

Moar vidz pl0x :)

[losergoescrazy]

hahah you're a doll. =)

[jealousromances]

I subscribed because I think everything you talk about is interesting! Is that strange? I just think you're pretty and perfect and I'd like to see more of you. You SHOULD show a picture of the tattoo you did on Josh! Maybe include him in a video, and I can't seem to look away when you have your charming little pup in the picture!

[losergoescrazy]

i'm going to marry you, miss.

JOSH REFUSES to be in videos!! he thinks it's so weird. i'm jealous that your boy will be in yours. =(

i'll get a photo of his tattoo up on LJ or myspace soon.

i'm going to sneak record josh unless he agrees to do something with me soon, i think. how creepy of me.

[obEyTheRuLeZ]

i think that most of ppl just subscribed cuz ur cute.. and you know it! :)

[beanbag1985]

she is original, and cute lol

[losergoescrazy]

awh. =) thanks! why did YOU subscribe, beanbag1985?

another philip defranco fan?

[beanbag1985]

yeah i saw one of your responses to phils and checked yours out, and i really enjoy to hear what you have to say

[losergoescrazy]

haha, my comment about that really was a joke -- i just got a ton of "I'MA PUT IT IN UR BUTT' comments on one of my videos, so i wanted to give those assholes a shout out. haha

but thank you so much. =)

[JSieDell]

haha....when you put the thing up about taking your shirt off....well thats the main reason I subscribed (not because of the idea that you might one day take your shirt off). You have this funny way about you and I think that if you would just keep doing whatever it is that you do....you'd be fine. Sorry I didn't really give you any ideas.

[losergoescrazy]

hahaha.. gee, thanks. =D haha

[stomachknives]

i really like the book eeeee ee eeee! the style of writing in it is so different its kind of refreshing and the whole dolphins and bears thing.. so out there.

and i subscribed to you cause you seem like a really cool person. :)

[losergoescrazy]

yes! i was hoping there would be a few people into it. i feel awful telling people what a book is about, because i feel like it's ruining it, but i always feel like i like.. connect with a person if we've read and enjoyed the same book recently. =)

and thank you!

[hryniewicki]

I don't really know why i subscribed. I think it was for the 50 things video.

[losergoescrazy]

awh. =) well, i'm glad you're a fan of my rambling anyway!

[maugrimlovesmelody]

these videos are just fine

though hearing about your photography would be nice

[losergoescrazy]

i'm going to try to get some photos in a video sometime soon, but slideshows always feel sooo cheesy, so i might just show a few. =)

[catrific]

ah! These are the kind of videos you should do. Vlogs =] It's just what I do, with random other videos in between.

[losergoescrazy]

and i love your vlogs. i'd watched them before.. i'm not sure why i hadn't subbed. =)

[janchux69]

Subscribed because saw your response to sxephil. Liked your videos.

...and I could listen to your voice 24 h a day =)

;)

[losergoescrazy]

well thank you very much!

=)

[youngjuelz03]

yay chocolate ice cream:)

is that your favourite??

[losergoescrazy]

yes ! my absofualweiuroaiutlutee favorite is phish food. =)

chocolate ice cream with fudge, marshmallows, and caramel. a fat kids dream!

[hryniewicki]

Did they just make the video screen wider?

[losergoescrazy]

i think they're doing some kind of testing for widescreen HD videos or something, i'm not entirely sure. =)

[gotshroomz]

and your not boring i think your actually a funny person :D

[gotshroomz]

see i love all of your videos. its nice to see some one talk about things. and your voice is just nice too :] <33333

[losergoescrazy]

thank you =)

[DJKAYZEE]

anyways i hope you talk a lil more about music, and the music genres ur into, or stuff like that, general stuff, i say music, cuz im really into music and i wanna c wat other people hav 2 say

"if u added me becuz im hot" thats so cocky, seriously lol

[losergoescrazy]

hahaha.. no no no, it was totally a joke.

most of the comments (some of which get deleted) have been like 'UR SO HAWT I'MA PUT IT IN UR BUTT'.. so it was just a shout out to those assholes. =)

[DJKAYZEE]

i subscribed cuz you are one of those people who seem really nice and sweet at first glance but i dun think ur really are either of them atleast not all the time, you could be, but you're not normally.

i watch ur videos to hear wat u hav 2 say, honestly i cant be specific about wat i look 4ward in ur videos, i kno ur kinna random n stuff, but may b thas wat im lookin 2 see,

[haz3leyez4u2nv2]

i like your down to earth and i love how you talk about just everyday normal things

[losergoescrazy]

another vote for random blogging? =)

[OriginalOrangeeyes]

Actually I subscribed after seeing your 50things video, you seemed very unique and artistic and that's something I admire =)

[losergoescrazy]

awh. thanks =)

i'll try to do a few more art-related things in my videos!

[JBammm]

I subscribed because I saw your response to sxephil, then watched some more of your videos and thought you were really funny. It's cool to just see a seemingly laid back person make videos, I like watching them.

The different types of videos you make are cool too, from sushi to hair.

Keep it up. =)

[losergoescrazy]

well thank you =)

i'm and glad to see you're also a fan of miranda july!!

[Buddyholliex16]

:]!

[losergoescrazy]

!!! =D

[BIZZYXXX]

losergirl is aswsome you are not boring keep the vids coming that was an awsome tat

[losergoescrazy]

the fouler the tattoo, the better off we all are. haha