This is SATAN recitation: Please don't listen to this idiot and should be shame of himself at mocking to Noble-Qur'an. May Allah (s.w.) punish you with highest punishment. O' to you and your mother that give to you.
@ahatami2300 ...Hey Muslim remember you have killed and raped many with the name of brutal allah....wait and see the revenge of good forces is in the way....You killed many with the name of this allah and remember you can not treat everybody. The time will arrive.
Alalalahahaha Be Braised!!! never could elaborate over what my twin brohter below especially regarding the very holy (assholy) words of the holy (assholy) of Kosrane Mashit.......ALALALLAHAHAHAH FUCKBAR....
LOOOL That was awesome, If you really concentrate on Quran,s stories you'll realize that it's fooling you so much, so why not we make fun of it??????????
damet garm in ro man tooye mobile dashtam , va eshtebahan delete shodeh bood. hala dobareh daramesh. vali vaghean az abdol tayer ham behtar khoondeh. kashki albome 2010 ham bedeh biroon. dishab raftam sare ghablamehye kotelat, nanam zad too saram SHATALAGH, allah allah allah allah SHATALAGH, Goftam chera mizani SHATALAGH? goft: baraye inkeh rafti sare ghablamehye kotelat, manam zadam too saret SHATALAGH!
I know what you mean, but this is not really makin fun of religion in the way you are referring to, If you grow up in Iran you will find the way the guy is singing very funny because of the whole Quran in school situation and everything, don't be offended man ;)
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harfe dahaneto befahm to be islam chikar dari?? harchi mikhai be araba ya harki ke khasti begoo ama to be islam chikar dari??? yani vaghean ke kheiliii ahmaghinn shomahai ke paie islamo mikeshin jelo. shoma age vaghean aghl dashte bashin mifahmin ke in khode adaman ke harkari mikonan be esme islam mikonan na ke khode islam ino gofte bekonid....
to age islam ro doost dari chera nemiri too Afghanistan ya Arabestan zendegi koni? age hame mosalmoona (Araba) inkaro mikardand donya khoob mishod. like I said, Islam=Arab, sag and violence. all the killings and violence comes directly from ghoran. I have actually looked at the writings in ghoran and all it talks about is killing, violence and rape of females. thats what mohammad was so good at
harfe dahaneto befahm to be islam chikar dari?? harchi mikhai be araba ya harki ke khasti begoo ama to be islam chikar dari??? yani vaghean ke kheiliii ahmaghinn shomahai ke paie islamo mikeshin jelo. shoma age vaghean aghl dashte bashin mifahmin ke in khode adaman ke harkari mikonan be esme islam mikonan na ke khode islam ino gofte bekonid....
-some arabic thing.. you say before you start the verse. -Last night i went to grab some Kotlet (Kotlet is like a Hashbrown dish) from the dish. -aaaaaa -My mom hit me in the head like Shatalagh (whack.. or whoopish) -aaaaa.alaha.. -SHATALAGH (WHACK) -aaaa. -I said why are you hitting me in the head like WHACK -She said cuz, you went to steal some hashbrown. -aaaa -so i wacked you in the head like SHATALAGH
This is amazing considering the person only touched the ghablameh-e kotlet, which is typically cooked in a pan (maitabeh), not pot (ghablemeh). Can you imagine the drama if he had touched the ghablemeh koofteh? It wouldn't be shatalagh. It would be SHATALAGH with a capital SHAT.
Also if he had touched the ghablameh ab-goosht, I think the mother would have called a mullah to issue a fatwa.
I understand this one more than the bull shit in Quran!!! at least here, his "naneh" is beating him oh his head "Shatalagh" but in Quran, we should kill and whoever we can!!!! So I like this one more. :-)) it is worth "Shatalagh" for Kotlet!
Haha bahal bood! Kir to ghorano har chi marboot be dine!
V1perKiller 1 week ago
this fucking book(qoran) has been writen & bring together by bunch of IDIOT in 1000yras ago fuck you if & your brain if you believe on these bowlshit
arioariyan 3 weeks ago
Look fuck off; and stop fucking writing me.
ahatami2300 4 months ago
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ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها ها
majidkarami 5 months ago
دیشب رفتم سر قابلمه ی کتلت آهههههههههههههه
ننم زد تو سرم شتلق ـ شتلق
آۀههههههههه گفتم چرا میزنی شتلق
گفت برای اینکه رفتی سر قابلمه ی کتلت
منم زدم تو سرت شپلق
majidkarami 5 months ago
damet garm mordem az khande hahahhahahahhahahhahahha in ghablame chra rafti hahhaha
jwamer83 5 months ago
This is SATAN recitation: Please don't listen to this idiot and should be shame of himself at mocking to Noble-Qur'an. May Allah (s.w.) punish you with highest punishment. O' to you and your mother that give to you.
ahatami2300 7 months ago
@ahatami2300 ...Hey Muslim remember you have killed and raped many with the name of brutal allah....wait and see the revenge of good forces is in the way....You killed many with the name of this allah and remember you can not treat everybody. The time will arrive.
Reza
bluemanir 4 months ago
hahahahah besyiar khandondi damet garm ,,,vali midoni ke jat to janahame ,,,,
siijal 7 months ago
kheili bahal bood.
Dastet darnakone :-))))))))))))
JavidIraneman 7 months ago
دمت گرم....خیلی خوبه....
axchem22 8 months ago
ahsanton shatalagh
B3ndozz3r 10 months ago
Q--Q
gity100 10 months ago
hahahaha, kr zu har chi arabo ghoan ;) ey wal ;)
BabaAssassin 11 months ago
besiar honarmndaneh merci.
BabackKhorramdin 1 year ago 2
faghata ini migam ke khejalat bekesh
MrTaher30 1 year ago
@MrTaher30 vaghen rast migeed Taher khan, chetor ma 1400 sal in isalm kasif ro tahamol kardim?
BabackKhorramdin 11 months ago
ghodrate khodaa ro bebinnnnnn shatalaghhhhh!
fooladsakht 1 year ago
Ye soore ba mozoe motefavet!!!! Nice =))))
yezakhar 1 year ago
emmam hoseinam eyntory koshtand, sare ghablame kotelatttttt,
fooladsakht 1 year ago
ببينيد حكمت خدا و پيغمبر رو. در تمام شئون زندگى حكم دادن.
koohbarfi 1 year ago
اکبروالاا الاه
yasaman222 1 year ago
ای ول که این سوره از اصلش هم آسمونی تره! تازه معنی هم داره و کس سعر نیست
fhbochum 1 year ago 5
lol
Seanebaba 1 year ago
astaghfrullah
rahim245 1 year ago
bbbbbbbaaaahhaaalllll bboooooddddddd hhhhhehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeheheheeheeh
ThePersianzorro 1 year ago 2
afarin baradar
ThePersianzorro 1 year ago 4
hhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ThePersianzorro 1 year ago
lol honar yani in
ThePersianzorro 1 year ago
حرف نداره به مولا این سوره بالاخره یک سوره معنی دار دیدم!!!!
elegance6 1 year ago 7
kheili bahal bood!
FreeIranNow100 1 year ago 2
stefanberg2003@yahoo.com
eynollahbagherzadeh 1 year ago
@eynollahbagherzadeh
eynollahbagherzadeh 1 year ago
@mehrannathan damet garm waghan age in karoo kardiee damet garm
badbooy13 1 year ago
shatalagh
badbooy13 1 year ago 2
از کجا نوارهای استاد رو تهیه کنیم. از وقتی شنیدم کلا متحول شدم.
rashin2009 1 year ago 7
میکنم هر بار از باره قبل بیشتر خنده ام میگیره replay دارم هی
checksitout 1 year ago
bah bah .... Just Relaaaaaaaaxxx :D
mordeshore Arabaro bebaraaaaaaan ....
Shatalaaaaaagh :D
Alipashaa 1 year ago 3
this is insane.....
KrishAfg 1 year ago
inam az barakaate enghlaabe eslaamiye...
shiratoridai 1 year ago
I Loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Very nice
mahpareh 1 year ago 3
Alalalahahaha Be Braised!!! never could elaborate over what my twin brohter below especially regarding the very holy (assholy) words of the holy (assholy) of Kosrane Mashit.......ALALALLAHAHAHAH FUCKBAR....
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DirtyArabCamelSucker 1 year ago 3
funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PirouzanNahavandi 1 year ago 8
merci ,kheili ghashang bod
arash118 1 year ago 6
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! OMG!!! I got this on my phone a while ago! funnier than shit!!!
vansmack7 1 year ago 5
Skills! :) I got this on my phone a while ago. It's really funny.
Arykermanchi 1 year ago 7
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH FUUNY
KiSSeR786 2 years ago 9
niceeeeeeeee =)))
dashferry06 2 years ago 7
hahaha, hilarious! it's absolutely genius!
OMG, you guys have a kick ass sense of humor and a ton of creativity!
You just boosted my Persian pride!
shadihod 2 years ago 8
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@mehrannathan harfe dahaneto befahm to be ghorhan chikar dari? beharki harchi mikhai begoo chera paye islamo jelo miyari??? yani vaghean ahmagh mesle to dige nadide bodam. khejalat bekesh.
FIGHT4L0V3 2 years ago
Baba man khodam ye zamouni ghari boudam,kheili damet garm.
tarashti 2 years ago
wow i am speachless. amazing work :))
05973021 2 years ago 6
Funny
95sour 2 years ago 4
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VlaXioZ 2 years ago
please keep [producing these type of taboo breaking art works. thank you
qalaat 2 years ago 4
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qalaat 2 years ago
HAHAHAHA
If this is Islam I love it man
evomasterryan 2 years ago 4
lol
Shatalaq!
Goh to Eslam va harchi Arabeh!
lol
Valkyrie761 2 years ago 6
LOLLLLLLL
naftoun 2 years ago 3
LOOOL That was awesome, If you really concentrate on Quran,s stories you'll realize that it's fooling you so much, so why not we make fun of it??????????
Viva Iranians, Love you 4ever
psysard 2 years ago 6
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fuckAhmadinezhad 2 years ago
I know what you mean, but this is not really makin fun of religion in the way you are referring to, If you grow up in Iran you will find the way the guy is singing very funny because of the whole Quran in school situation and everything, don't be offended man ;)
amoobooghi 2 years ago
i love iran4 ever
washingtonDC747 2 years ago 6
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
sooooo funny!!!!
PERSIAN10000YEARS 2 years ago 2
hahahahaha :-) Shatalagh :-)
NimaYad 2 years ago 10
kiram to islam va harchi mosalmoone Arab. islam=sag, Arab, violence, killing...
Iran forever. days of Islam is running out in Iran
ashh1000 2 years ago 5
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harfe dahaneto befahm to be islam chikar dari?? harchi mikhai be araba ya harki ke khasti begoo ama to be islam chikar dari??? yani vaghean ke kheiliii ahmaghinn shomahai ke paie islamo mikeshin jelo. shoma age vaghean aghl dashte bashin mifahmin ke in khode adaman ke harkari mikonan be esme islam mikonan na ke khode islam ino gofte bekonid....
FIGHT4L0V3 2 years ago
to age islam ro doost dari chera nemiri too Afghanistan ya Arabestan zendegi koni? age hame mosalmoona (Araba) inkaro mikardand donya khoob mishod. like I said, Islam=Arab, sag and violence. all the killings and violence comes directly from ghoran. I have actually looked at the writings in ghoran and all it talks about is killing, violence and rape of females. thats what mohammad was so good at
ashh1000 2 years ago 12
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harfe dahaneto befahm to be islam chikar dari?? harchi mikhai be araba ya harki ke khasti begoo ama to be islam chikar dari??? yani vaghean ke kheiliii ahmaghinn shomahai ke paie islamo mikeshin jelo. shoma age vaghean aghl dashte bashin mifahmin ke in khode adaman ke harkari mikonan be esme islam mikonan na ke khode islam ino gofte bekonid....
FIGHT4L0V3 2 years ago
HAHAHHAHAHA NICE
numba121 2 years ago 3
kheili tooooooooooope :))
sauyeh2008 2 years ago 4
auzobelah manam sheitan e rajim lol
atiarina 2 years ago 2
mordam az khande kheili ghashang bood ahahahahahahahahahaha
chegheredeme 2 years ago 10
fogholadas bacheha khaste nabashid.mer300000000
NAZIMONEM 2 years ago 4
sedat ghashange...bishtar bekhoon ...montazerim
hargeznam 2 years ago 3
ster1357 2 years ago 9
Translation for those who dont know..
the Shatalagh Verse (Shatalagh means WHACK.. like when someone slaps you.. WHACK.. or WHOOOPISH !)
ster1357 2 years ago 3
This is amazing considering the person only touched the ghablameh-e kotlet, which is typically cooked in a pan (maitabeh), not pot (ghablemeh). Can you imagine the drama if he had touched the ghablemeh koofteh? It wouldn't be shatalagh. It would be SHATALAGH with a capital SHAT.
Also if he had touched the ghablameh ab-goosht, I think the mother would have called a mullah to issue a fatwa.
nbad 2 years ago 7
deep=))
PerSsianalitY 2 years ago
omg funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny
essiemeister 2 years ago 5
very funy ...
jackson12241 2 years ago
In order to Kick the dirty occupayer [mullas] we have to Kick Fuck there dirty barbaric [islam]
iranovich2 2 years ago 2
kotelat hahaha
manoskolam1 2 years ago 2
HAHAHHAAHHA NANAM ZAD TOO SARAM SHATALAGH AHHAHAHAHA GOFTAM CHERA MIZANI SHATALAGH ahahahahhahhah hahahhahahhahahh
Nasser90santour 2 years ago 6
سپاس از تو نازنین
2500gharib 2 years ago 13
very very funny!
takaboireunebiere 2 years ago 29
HAHAHA vay delamm ajab bahal bud =))
ivietalism 2 years ago 9
Very Kiriative... ROTF.
karl90638 2 years ago 9
ei val ...bah bah.
goozepichide 2 years ago 10
2thums up
AliG200000001 2 years ago 9
Artistic!
Represents: iranian style of dark comedy! دمت گرم
iranazd 2 years ago 29
KHODASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
aliadelheid 2 years ago 18
so fantastic,pro work,nice think.who are you man
freedom007ful 2 years ago 8
that was some gooo sheeee dawg. 5 stars
rayabe 2 years ago 6
You are very talented.
dunlavy1 2 years ago 7
Nice! Very funny! Eyval.
nghitani 2 years ago 6
Hahaha kheili bahal bod. Mordeshore hame mollaha
GoliArezo 2 years ago 8
aaaaaaaaaaliiiiiii bud........
TheBEATRIS89 2 years ago 5
joda az shookhi cheghad sedash ghashang bood !
saharsdt 2 years ago 5
Very funny!
thanks
Kianush4 2 years ago 5
I understand this one more than the bull shit in Quran!!! at least here, his "naneh" is beating him oh his head "Shatalagh" but in Quran, we should kill and whoever we can!!!! So I like this one more. :-)) it is worth "Shatalagh" for Kotlet!
saena11 2 years ago 5
دمت گرم،ما که کلی خنديديم اجرت با آقا امام حسين!
fafafa3008 2 years ago 10
Kheyli bahal bood, damet garm
aidped 2 years ago 4
vaay akhresh bood kheili bahal bood
niloo55 2 years ago 5
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ieshalla khoda bezane to saret shatalagh
mohsenqanary 2 years ago
hahahahahah damn!
ThePersBoy 2 years ago 3
loL!!!!!! :) awsome!
toofanbanned 2 years ago 3
hahahaha that was awesome =)) shatalagh =)))))
ahnerl9 2 years ago
this makes more sense than the bullshit qoran itself. So funny.
MrEurope987 2 years ago 15
Dametun garmmmmmmmmm...
PERSIANGULFFFFF 2 years ago 6
that was hilarious loooooooooool
evergreen1010 2 years ago 9
Shataaalaagh :))
SaM3BMW 2 years ago 2
LOOOOOOOOOOL
lukina286 2 years ago 4
It was soooooooooooo funny !!!!!
nima20100 2 years ago 3
Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatalagh lol khodaaaaaaaaaaa boood =d>
sheyman2 2 years ago 3
oh hell noooooooooo loooooooooooool
faithfj 2 years ago 2
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