Let's Play Cryostasis - They'll need a Crane (S7 P2)

[Tsukasamimi]

I love your rant about beard man and his paper legs that gradually turns into a rant about the weapons and game controls. XD

[2hakkabakka]

7:32 - You missed a heat source: The burning engine. Throughout this game there's ALWAYS heatsources before enemies.

[GoldenGal42]

It's like I'm watching somebody have a mental breakdown... I love it when games do that.

[FistFighter239]

love that rage

[futrevdogmetster]

nice end

[crazyeivis]

Did you know that that crane that exploded was giving off heat? It was on fire you know. Didn't notice that?

[Archangel1225]

From 00:00-10:23 lol

[moalisiddiqui]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! X_X

Hell of a way to end a video!

[b0n3z3z]

Guys, guys.

Go sprint down the nearest staircase, and I mean SPRINT you pussies.

See how well it goes for you.

[MegaFallout3Fan]

LOLOLOLOLOL "RAGE I SWEAR!" *DIES* "I GUESS I WALKED DOWN TEH STAIRS TO FAST FOR HIS PAPER LEGS!" that was the best

[xXZAPERXx]

3 quarters of a pacman? but isn't a pacman 3 quarters of a circle?

[Petitetinypengu]

Pacman measurements the most precise of measurements

Halloween: Oh can I use this light switch?

Game: *in Russian Accent* No! No health for you! *moves bulb away* You get screwed instead.

[cdzilla]

RRRRRRAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEEE XD

[AnOverdoseofZac]

You didn't know? Walking quickly down stairs is the #1 killer of magic-bearded Russians.

[superpaqman]

HAHAHAHAHAHA NOBBER, I'm totally using that at work today.

[rosen00000]

FUUUUU to u too :3

[begowey]

bad day XD

[scholargrove]

You should have tooken the ladder and avoided him altogether.

[scotty92994]

XD OMFG that was better than that one show that cuts of in mid sen-.

[Kytex1]

@scotty92994

I know, it's like that two-part episode of family guy when stewie uses a simulator to see how world domination would turn out and Stewie mentions this one movie where it ends in mid sen-.

[charliephayer123]

lol you ranting on this is hilarious

[muninen]

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU xD

best possible end for a video ever! :D

[DoubleXdragoN]

@muninen AMEN!! XD

[fallenmutt13]

@muninen

Oh my God, I know! That ending made me laugh my fucking ass off xDDD

[demonjack123]

@muninen What a happy outcome XD

[xGeorgiana]

you.are.adorable xD

[funnylookingkid]

i love the sudden cut at the FUUUUUUU

[meliblu16]

omg...i totally was expecting an enemy to come out at around 7:27 but not right after he opens the door...

made me jump X.x and scream

[konrad8773]

lol.... paperlegs!

[thecreepers]

FUUUUUUU

[foliage4]

Helloween, the new RageGuy

[chapacoka]

Damn 7:30 now I have to go change my pants.

[TheWanderingAngel]

Same here! o_O

[chapacoka]

That'll teach us to watch this LP with full bladders...unless you got the messier one...

[mishielai]

"i want at least 3/4 of a pacman before i leave" haha xD

[nwill111]

1:45 - OMG i can't stop laughing xD.

[limerusty1504]

You are a russian pirate, the peg-leg hobble and magic beard explains everything.

[HeWhoPwnsNoobs]

10:20

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUU end

[Maca68]

1:48 xDDDDDDD

[NoqturnePL]

Most epic ending ever.

Now excuse me, while I travel to part 3.

[MmSTM]

Best ending ever? Best ending ever.

[wakkko27]

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU end 10:20

[LunaHeartnet]

Poor Helloween!

[Darkovika]

That was a perfect time for the video to end, lolol.

I'm sorry you're having so much trouble with this! Poor Helloween... but yu keep missing all of the heat sources. Like the flaming crane, and the light in the corner...

Everyone has a demon satan game that just laughs at them. Mine is Silent Hill. And also Pacman.

[kodoku42]

Lol, "I'm gonna scope in and see his nostrils and shoot his nostril hairs off" :DD

[WolftenDragon]

1:56 XDDDDDD

[JacintaXindella]

Lawl, at the end you went FUUUUUUU- that's good times. That guy with the axe behind the door scared me. XD

[kesasika]

Why do you keep obsessantly missing the obvious places of warmth between those bullshit sections!? There was warmth in the corner in the room with all the gunmen and the crane set on fire before the axeman so you could've survived it!

[Arthas93]

I guess i walked down the stairs to fast, it must have been to much for he's paper legs hahahaha

[Chief889]

Excellent way to end a video helloween :D

Thanks for momentarily making me forget all my worries.

[druibie]

i roflpissed my pants at the FUUUUU part xD

[DonKain]

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUU at the end was best.

[max2082]

7:29 I was right with you like OH CRAP I just about jump out of my chair. lol

[toffe32]

SO WAS I OMG

[max2082]

LOL demon training to be crack shots and death by stairs that was too funny.

[EnigmaticRepose]

Nothing like solving a quick puzzle and clearing a room out to see your old axe-friend right behind a door.

Also, they did give you health. The crane set on fire due to exploding from the weight...yet it stays perfectly still afterwards.

[GCensorship]

Watching you play this game makes me feel unreasonably cold.

[BeeblesTV]

I get the feeling you aren't enjoying this LP!

[malulie]

All I heard at the end was FUUUUUUUUUU and nothing.

[Kilithaza]

That water cannon is the dumbest weapon in any horror game.. ever.. period.. dot dot dot.. dot

[MDxm3000]

oh frag it, you've got so many guns of awesome in this game :)

[Blackwingedgirl]

7:30 i had paused it a few seconds earlier so i could do something quickly and i jumped about a foot and almost pissed my self at the man behind the door when i started it again.

[firepower01]

Ohhh I hate it when games do that. The bullshit railing trick when anyone could have jumped it but they have to over complicate it

[Nickolo3]

"Gee, can I shoot you please sir?"

Classic, Helloween.

[katamari117]

lolol "have an enemy!"

[Bluecho4]

Best possible ending for this v ideo. Could not have been better had it been set up like that.

[Thickleweed123]

FUUUUUUU- that is the sound of a man being raped ladies and gentleman. seriosly though, hilarious ending.

[JGHProductions88]

FUUUUUUUU

[Calibr318]

NNNNnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN I hate you beard man.

Fucking gold

[Saibot216]

I wish I could've seen Helloween's face while he said that. We need picture in picture, lol.

[bananacobras]

This has to be the best ending. Ever.

[DaedricBlade11]

7:30 "Oh somethings gonna jump out at me, I know it, I (Something jumps out at you) I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!"

And death. Hilarious. Truly.

[DirectorFlame]

FAAAAA!!! *video ended* maybe falcon punch?

[Liberykiller]

that light was hot, it was, like 100 degrees

[TheRequiem677]

Those are spetsnaz zombies, just be thankful they arent equipped with balanced knives

[troggdor4]

@TheRequiem677 ballistic knives?

[TheRequiem677]

sure, if that suits you better

[Jarethenator]

RAGE QUIT

[DemonDragon000]

oh dear

[BloodReaperZ]

Beard man has worse paper legs then Torque xD

[Liberykiller]

yeah, at least Torque can jump almost as high as he is tall, but if he falls off of asecond flight of stairs 12 STEPS off the ground he dies, but beard man can't jump at all, but can fall off a cliff and live, but complains when he get's shot he says "it's so cold" and Torques like "shut up at least you and survive a fall more than 10 feet high"

[BloodReaperZ]

Well Torque was like the flea-man, he can jump but not land well. Beard man can neither jump or land well. lmao

[YeahCain2]

hahahahaha xD love a good rage

[MrClamwalker]

Ladders? Pfft, you've faced them before, I daresay you've conquered them! Stairs, however, are an entirely different, more deadly foe.......... I think you've found yourself a new rival Helloween!

[BloodfelX]

The ending was perfectly timed.

"...uh, FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFU-!"

[Awsosauce923]

Vageta what does the scouter say about his rage level

"ITS OVER 9000!!!!"

[seanfulldark]

Correction, it's over one billion!

[Wolfer202]

Ya know what...

Im on a bad day, you're not making any better...

"gets shot in da face"

...ffff...FFFFUUWHAAA!!!

[Phleg]

Epic ending XD

"FUUUUUUUU"

[Kairos0x]

lol... best place to cut the video ever.

[linkassassin360]

aw. We missed such epic rage!

[genkitaiash]

lol

[thedragonb0y]

Holy shiz at the end

[TheUndeadEcho]

Helloween you are quite possibly the most hilarious and coolest guy on this planet. I was having a shitty day and this just made it 200% better.

[lebutzki]

angry helloween=funny helloween

[Torqegood]

They have auto target on. The reason they hit you so much more often.

[DerBertRam]

Perfect way to end the video with your rage rising!

[gunttoo]

You NOBBER!

lol

[killtor777]

you have no health because wehaffa gefanafeney HAVE AN ENEMY

[chrintov]

uhh...-_- there must be a secondary fire mode for the water gun...shards of ice to impale ppl with perhaps?

[Carnkhan4]

Embrace your anger!

[rj815fan]

i love how youtube cuts things off like that

[gundamW]

As the door opend after the crane scene I actually flinched, scared the crap out of me xD

[Nikyht]

This is awesome! seeing someone else rage in this game is SOO much better than raging your self!!

[Mikato1]

it scared the crap out of me when you opened the door and got attacked lol

[fredynek3]

the laders are just too much for its paper legs LOL!

[MrStone125]

Oh man i laughed so hard at the ending XD

[Yomarson]

Ha ha ha...this whole thing's hilarious.

[lamorta14]

ハイテク雌

[Trigent]

Falling down 1 step on a staircase actually hurts :) I messed up my foot that way.

Are there any automatic weapons in the game, spray and pray maybe would work better :)

[DVSUnit]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUU(video cuts)

[CrimsonReaper85]

At 07:30 I was thinking, 'Is there gonna be an axe zombie now?...*3 seconds later*...Yep, axe zombie'

And the way you ended this part, you can't plan such great timing! "FFFF!" Rage! Ahh the wonders of a bullshit game.

[NorwegianCarWrecker]

Ffff... fffFFFuuUCCCKKK!!!

LMAO

[reptiletaco93]

that guy rightt there when you opened the door holy crap i jumped like 5 feet !

[fortress61]

Im I sensing a death montogue coming up? maybe?

[240Gromit]

Nice ending

*dies*

FFF.... FUUUUUU

[silenius19]

Enjoyed the ending:

FFFFFFFFUUUUUU

[Dustkim]

epic ending :P

[MrWajax]

I've never played this game, but it does genuinely look spooky. It's a shame the guns aren't all that great, but then again, I suppose it adds to the tension.

[matteolima]

LOL @ the end "FUUUUUUUUU......" XD

[WokaWokaBlip]

This appears to be one of the most bullshit sections of any game ever made. Excepting games where everything is screwed up of course. I'd have broken my mouse right around where the axeman got him from behind the door.

[TechieRefugee]

Wow, this game actually has an action sequence. *shocked*

[flatronl1915SLG]

nobber? awesome new word i learned

[stewart113]

Lol I felt sorry for you when you tripped and fell down the stairs to your death xD