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  • Diseased Rhinoceros fizzle. Lol..

  • BITCH BE COOL!

  • 0:58-1:01 - Everytime you get a friend request on Facebook

  • "Freeze you desiesed rinhocerant's pizzle" xDDDD AHAHAH

  • ........aaaaaaaaaaaaaand right around 1:29, Lisa creams herself.

  • Murphy: Please refrain from using any further obscenities in the presence of these people.

    Jackson: What?!

    Murphy: WHAT COUNTRY YOU FROM?!

  • "I'll be forced to thrash you" LOL classic!!

  • COME ON!!! COME ON!!! STOP STALLIN!!

  • A-Rod was in this scene, he was the little boy under the table! Alex Rodriguez at 12 years old Haaa!!

  • "Anybody or I blow your fuckin hitoff !" AHAHAHA

  • Don't stale me FAT BOY!!! give me tha money!

  • Black on black crime. Smh

  • "Freeze, you diseased rhinoceros pizzle!"

  • "freeze, you diseased rhinoceros pizzle!" love that line.

  • "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT BUDDY???"

  • vj bülent değil mi lan kasadaki

  • :18 his voice cracks XD

  • Samuel L. Jackson - The original Omar Little.

  • ANYBODY MOVE I'LL BLOW YO FUCKIN' HEAD OFF!

  • "Anybody move I'll blow your fuckin' head off !"

  • "FREEZE YOU DISEASES RHINOCEROUS PIZZLE!" LMBO

  • I like when Sam plays the crazy swearing Characters!

  • No wonder Jules wanted to help out Ringo in Pulp Fiction.

  • Hi, all! Please watch my Coming to America inspired video!

  • Mace Windu gets his @ss kicked........again

  • A-Rod at 0:27

  • "freeze, you diseased rhinoceros pizzle" lol

  • 0:18 lionel richie ????

  • @mikebart70 That is Eriq LaSalle He played "Soul Glo" Darryl who was Lisa's boyfriend. He went on to be Dr. Peter Benton on the show ER.

  • @Psleman indeed. he really has a familiar face.

  • @mikebart70 I think it is lol

  • ...or I'll be forced to thrash you....LOL!

  • Could you download the whole movie please?

  • @samuria2

    Just go out and buy it, it's old and cheap.

  • 2 people have never been to America =)

  • @xjay1234

    if you're vying for thumbs up kindly leave now

  • @blasterchief123 BURN!

  • @xjay1234 nah 2 people are diseased rhinoceros pizzles

  • I saw Gator in the eyes of Samuel L Jackson there! 

  • I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE GODDAMN SNAKES ON THIS GODDAMN PLANE! LMFAO

  • "STOP STALLING" (ROLMFAO) AH MAN SAMUEL JACKSON R.I.P LOUIE ANDERSON

  • @LoPeSHoL718 Louie Anderson isn't dead.

    

  • @Seir BAD INTERNET JOKE.... THAT I DIDN'T START

  • Freeze you disease rhinoceros peasant.

  • Fat boy stalled to long!!

  • WHO THE FUCK IS THIS ASSHOLE?

  • @west93

    Please refrain from using any further obscenities in the presence of Youtube users. 

  • corny

  • @west93

    I know, I couldn't help myself sorry.

  • clean version ~ Who the hell is this airhold?!?!

  • dont stall me fat boy lol

  • "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS ASSHOLE?"

  • @RatedDM5 The TV version is hilarious. He says, "Who the hell is this airhead?!"

  • put it on :07 and watch how fast the sista in the back ducks... LMMFAO!!

  • @hardnphirm87 lmaoo she not playin!!

  • Hilarious!!!

  • this is so fucking funny.

  • Royal with cheese!

  • he just called dude a rhino with herpes XD

  • @originaliceawu1st lmfaoo how the hell did u hear herpes lol

  • @OverXposedKC91 >.> He called him a "Diseased rhinoceros pizzle" Def. A rhino with a dick problem <.<

  • @originaliceawu1st yeah i know. you're the one who said herpes

  • "Would've helped you out but you know... I had a cup of coffee in my hand."

  • who the fuck is this asshole!

  • WHAT ARE LOOKIN AT BUDDY!!! LMAO

  • His eyeballs are so funny when he says "fuuuck you"

  • too many snakes in this motherfucking resturant

  • those niggers are funny

  • @hoehappa And you're an idiot!!

  • It's "PIZZLE" don't get caught up in the subtitles. it was probably an unscripted line that Arsenio did.

  • kepp pressing 6 it looks like that blak one with a gun is shooting that macdonled person

  • "What!?...Fuck you"

  • What kind of knife did he pull out?

  • @Phillificated a switchblade?

  • I guess this is why he wanted to help Ringo in Pulp fiction!

  • I wouldn't have minded if he shot Louis Anderson.

  • does anybody notice the sound of a female having sex in the background sound?

  • I laugh everytime because of Samuel L. Jackson. I always end up thinking dave chapelle. He yells in all his movies. Just think of that and watch this scene. Its hilarious.

  • you dummy, it's PIZZLE...Arsenio Hall as Semi has the worst african accent ever, but I digress...best movie of all time

  • nebody move ill blow ur fuckin head off

  • I fucking love this scene. Its fucking bad ass.

    Or I blow you fucking head off!

  • That teamwork was badass! :D

  • Good thing Vincent wasn't with him.

  • don't stall me Fat Boy!!! c'moooonn lmao.

  • @bgirldestany

    don't stare me fat boy¡¡¡¡¡. c'moooooonnn

  • 2 people are diseased rhinoceros pizzles

  • i cried myself to sleep to this scene

  • The only thing funnier than "rhinocerous pizzle" is earlier in the movie when he yells "Hippopotomus shit!"

  • HAHAHAHAHA "Who the fuck is this asshole!"

  • SL jackson is a legend, such a funny actor.

  • How many characters in this scene do you think are referencing that scene from Frankenstein where the monster throws the girl into the pond?

  • dude that IS a rod !

  • im watchin this shit, when samuel screamed. and my mouse got scared as fuck n ran to the other side of the cage . long live SLJ

  • GOOF: the debris from the ceiling begins to fall slightly ahead of the shot being fired. still my fav scene though

  • 0:56 - They way he says it is bloomin' halarious

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  • "Yo rent's due muthafucka. Don't be playin that fallin down the stairs shit. You conscious." (fart)

  • the boy at 0:28 is alex rodriguez. A-Rod. believe or not.

  • "Come on!" LMAO

  • IMDB says, kid @ 0:27 is A Rod, Alex Rodriguez..

  • @juve96 That's just a rumor. A-Rod wasn't even in the United States at the time this was filmed. He didn't move here until he was in high school. It does look like him, though.

  • @VoltronShakespeare Dude. A - Rod was born in the USA, do you even know who that is?

  • "what are you looking at buddy" lol

  • you know the thing is , there was simply no one else who could rob the restaurant than jackson. just the way it has to be

  • Can't go wrong with under-paid, up and coming, charismatic, spooky eyed, "this some repugnant SHIT!!!" actors!!???

  • This was back in the days of REAL NYC. With the crack and crack selling and stuff. Back when NO ONE wanted to live in the Lower East Side AT ALL. Rent there back then must have been like $100.00 a month?

  • @jrmetmoi just curious but what is the situation right now?

    (I'm a Dutch guy btw)

  • @DavidGutierrezRojas The Lower East Side is now gentrified. It's lined with upscale boutiques and restaurants.

  • LoL..his birthday was yesterday--Mr.Jackson...i bow to u!!

  • Wow... Samuel L Jackson was mad young back then :)

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  • OMG eddie took down sammy! :D

  • why does eddie murphy sound like antonio banderas

  • Who Tha fuck is this asshole

  • 82 people dont know how baddass a mothafucka Sam Jackson is.

  • It's Louie :-)

  • this guy doesn't age!

  • Cold-rockin-L. Jackson!!

  • "who tha fuck is this asshole?" thats why I love Sam L, he's not afraid of rolls

  • @:27 i heard that kid is Alex Rodriguez

  • @supermanXL

    At 0:32, actually; and yes, that's A-Rod.

  • lol!! You know, watching this now, I want someone to combine Samuel saying "What?" with his "Say waht again" speech in Pulp Fiction.

    CTA Samuel: What?

    PF Samuel: What ain't no country I ever heard of.

    CTA Samuel: What?

    PF Samuel: Say what again...

    I know, lame. lol

  • did sam jackson, the baddest of all mother fuckers, get pwned by eddie murphy????? ...damn

  • That is the overpriced douche known as A-Rod at the :28 mark

  • like this if you looked this up because of AVGN

  • @Foamy126 yeah for the random cinemassacre top 10

    he just made! lol

    "Who the fuck is this asshole?!"

  • @Foamy126

    *sigh*

    *thumbs up*

  • @Foamy126 holy shit how did you know? xD

  • WHO THE HELL IS THIS ASS HOLE LOOOL XD

  • just the way he walks in and pulls that gun out is great acting

  • Methinks he says pizzle aswell

  • Don't stall me fatboy..haaaaaaa I love Jackson he's one cool actor..

  • Anyone else see Alex Rodriguez at:28? Must have been where he learned to choke under pressure.

  • i got a qestion this was before or after Jungle Fever?

  • @shialabeouf17 Yes...

  • "Quiero ladron, verguenza de nuestros hermanos".

  • whats a pizzle?

  • @feathertopDT Pizzle is an old English word for penis, derived from Low German pesel or Flemish Dutch pezel, diminutive of pees 'sinew'.[1] The word is used today to signify the penis of a non-human animal.[2] courtesy of wikepedia

  • okay the highest thumbs up comments should be "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS ASSWHOLE" not some dumbass quoting arsenial Hall.

    get the fuck out of here

  • @OSTOPPLAYINGWITHYOUR No one cares. Just enjoy the damn clip.

  • @StuUngar thanks bud i'll be sure to do that for future reference

  • It's "Diseased rhinoceros peasant" people. Foreign accent.

  • @celestialnubian

    I'm pretty sure he says 'pizzle'. 

  • @blasterchief123 yeah , and it makes more sense too!

  • @blasterchief123 its peasant.

  • @techboy1996 pizzle is a rino's penis.

  • @blasterchief123 Yes your right a pizzle is a rino's penis

  • @blasterchief123 yeah, he does.

  • @blasterchief123 indeed sir, pizzle = piss.

  • @blasterchief123

    no he said "peasant" lol i checked the subtitles from my t.v

  • @11Bird23

    TV subtitles are often wrong. The phrase 'diseased rhinoceros peasant' doesn't even make any sense.

  • @blasterchief123 lol ok...

  • @blasterchief123 Your right he said pizzle an old English word for penis. "Deased rhinoceros pizzle" makes sense.

  • @11Bird23 Its pizzle, Closed captioning tend to be wrong or censored

    , a good example is the end credits for aqua team hunger force shake says "dancing is forbidden" but the subtitles read "finger puppets" lol

  • @sirmagnumxxl ok...

  • @celestialnubian Naw cuz...

    It's pizzle, it's unanimous bro. The people of Zamunda have spoken

  • @celestialnubian No, it's pizzle, as in penis.

  • @badbav33 i always wondered what a pizzle was lmaooooo i love this movie

  • A-Rod cameo at 0:27-0:28

  • COME ON!!!

  • "who the FUCK is THIS asshole?!" lmao classic

  • itz funny how the fat dude takes forever puttin the money in the bag! lolz

  • lol this reminds of pulp fiction 

  • And what do they get? Trash duty.

  • @seakc87 I know right! hahahaha, McDowell's Manager: "for all your heroics you get these!" pulls out two hefty bags.

  • i put some emphasis on that "fuck you"  lol

  • Its kinda ironic once you think of this scene and then the one in Pulp Fiction. Its like a complete role reversal. Tarantino really shoulda had Jackson call that white guy robbing the burger joint "Diseased rhinoceros pizzle".

  • ANYBODY MOVE I'LL BLOW UR FUCKING HEAD OFF....LOL