Man Ruins Wedding Speech

[Maxallfemale]

He really can't read. One suggestion, Please read even slower (kidding) He is an idiot. Who wanted him?

[thecoffebell]

God, love, jesus, God, love. God.

[unlockablex]

I wasn't listening to what he said, I was waiting for someone to run at him and kick

Him in the face

[axelle32]

Oh god I wanna punch that guy in the face!! lol

[frans789]

some one should have told the guy to sit the fuck down.

[minimalizam009]

Dork!

[twburr]

LMFAO how gay is that

[TheMarksmenCat]

I understood that love is God and God is love

[hahabogus]

Uh huh. Ruined it with his deadpan proselytizing double-talk is what I heard.

[badda71]

for the love of god

[Booze129]

Huh?

[Trancemaster2052]

Boring video. FAIL

[HalfEatenDimSim]

fucken faggot

[BAMitsSUMMER]

hardly ruined it.

[Vinniepro69]

fucking bullshit SUCK ASS jijijiji

[HunterMann]

What do you expect from a guy wearing a white necktie with a black shirt? I'm reporting him to the fashion police!

[Apeshavenotails2]

Yeah just a bit of stage fright

[melissareneewright]

This is a horrible title for this video.. and it should definitely be private not public. He didn't ruin anything, perhaps whoever is holding the camera should be holding a tripod and whoever posted this should be ashamed of themselves and just title it wedding speech.

[bestmanadvice]

very strange.

[shawnkid1]

haha love is like a circle it goes around and around not like a square.

[Nruud]

I think he peed himself at the 1:35 mark lol

[ronelemon]

Ughhh...that should be a private video for this person's friends. Never public. We aren't searching for subpar pseudo-funny vanity plates.

Don't bore the public with this. Make these vids private for your friends and family.

[MrJesawyer]

could it be that our understandings in science is just a tiny piece of what we attempt to call ‘god?’ etc. etc. etc…

[MrJesawyer]

no person can prove or disprove the existence of a god or gods. not to mention the numerous notions of what 'god' is or what it means to 'believe in' or worship that notion. the attempts at setting a standard for how to explore these areas of thought seem rather regressive with respect to spiritualism. did a god or many gods play a hand in our creation? or is quantum reasoning in physics the true way for the universe to be perceived.

[mercmarc]

Every time he says "love", take a drink. You wont be standing soon.

[mofinstawk]

Hes only Human

[pajamadude15]

Nobody clapped lol

[1Drummer88]

Shit this is so boring ... boring as shit ........

FUCK THIS IS REALLY BORING .....

[gabba1gabba1hey]

All god fearing people are good people, just look at the crusades.

[Melikedonuts93]

I have ADD and that absolutely killed me to try to pay attention to

[luvdin]

I don't get it. Why is it botched?

[JustJess090]

Haha. 1:32 . Its a good thing I wasn't there, I would have laughed.

[MrGuitarwrecker]

THIS IS .....love

<3

..

[kevinguzzer]

this is too embarrassing to watch o_o

[tee719]

this was very painful to watch

[asdf2n3]

well this guy needs a eye contact on the audience. thats how speech is. he's quite nervous.

[UncleRed1234567]

FAIL!!

[partyboythe7th]

Does anyone knw wat this dude is trying to say?

[farerse]

it was allright , just a few couphups ?

[LiPgLoSsGaLz]

every other word was god lol

[Goodyemani19]

Is he doing internship lmaoooo

[SprayedToTheBone]

he said god too many times.

[thisonefuckingirl]

what a pussy bitch

[Sacriphyx]

Oh boy...

[Jsodek91]

he sounds like elias from Clerks 2

[carlwm2275]

if i was in the church you would of heard...."shut the fuck up dick head, off the stage your fukcing the wedding"

[Twentysixbillion]

crazy christians trying to get you to listen to this stuff. Stop it before it finshes or you will become one of them

[likeawhispr]

Not botched at all. The man is trying to do something good... what's the problem in that? The only thing "botched" here, is the obviously dumb title and uneventful boring vid clip.

[lacorue]

Oh I get it...it's a contest: "how many times can you mention god and love in one minute?" Exchange rings, lock lips and get on with it folks

[ChannelAmsterdam]

was he trying to talk about his god or about this couple lol. I feel sorry for the couple they were ignored for this god stuff.

[HolyShiteman222]

you call that a fail? it wasnt "Boched"

you should have seen my weding, we both passed out at the same time while up there. A weding to remeber!

[96ANDRESGARCIA]

THE PASTOR IS MY UNCLE

[bestmanadvice]

if you're a soon-to-be best man, and you're not satisfied with the speeches you're seeing on youtube, check out my profile.

[GodsWarrior86]

hmhmhmhmhmhmhgmhmhmhmh

[randommagnum]

Sorry, but that didn't seem all that strange. A little tongue-tied, but not really a botch.

[giounds]

"mine was way worse than his."

Which would explain why you recently got a divorce.

[mugatae]

what ? that was sound...mine was way worse than his.

[JCDameano]

this sounds a lot like the sytle of speech Joey wanted to give at Monica and Chandler's wedding.....

[totallysickawesome]

@JCDameano Giving and Loving and Sharing and Receiving...lol

[ashmac128]

can we be besties that comment was hysterical hahaaha

[iDirtyDianaX]

@JCDameano

I love you for saying anything relating "Friends".

[KingDingaLing090]

GEeeeez this douche bag just ruined the wedding with his stupidity.

[RaVvricBombs]

God

[DSB1338]

Oh my God God God God-what a dork!

[Klaffveinz]

They couldnt afford a priest

[matthewc4e]

he probably got a hard-on watching the bride and couldn't control himself. its understandable if he's never fucked a woman in his life. the last time he ever saw a pussy must've been when he was born!

[monsterstinker]

the only preparation I'm gonna use for my speech is lots of preparation H

[ayematetisryan]

AAHA he truly loves god

[bestmanadvice]

i can't get this video to load... but i'm sure he did a great job with lots of praparation. :D

[GrandMoffSteve]

It's about the loving, the giving, the sharing and the having.....

[nev1984]

LOL!

[GuitarTKD]

From friends!:D!! Joey FTW!

[taipan342]

i thought he did well

[EnonimusTransmission]

He's just reading scripture verbatim. Obviously he was nervous/inexperienced being in front of a crowd so didn't speak clearly enough, tripped over ever few sentences, and add to that the already confusing translated ancient text and a poor recording and it sounds like a mess as presented here... but ruined? No. Epic video title fail.

[thestreetdogg]

set up lol

[ButterPeenut]

epic failure. seriously, how sad to prove yourself so incompetent that you make talking a challenge and at such an important moment. this guy is my definition of loser. cheers.

[ScottiG06]

wot the hell

[ParrotHeadddd]

This proves there is no god

[rohonky]

What a mess. Sit the fuck down you moron.

[ralfmalf420]

all i could hear was him saying god every half second, dude stfu

[VVV360]

this is a christen wedding!!>!>!?!?!

[roxiroxursox]

it's spelled CHRISTIAN. Stay in school kids.

[k1llerace]

i liked that...stay in school kids.:)

[chrisdougkerr84]

i feel sorry for him. most of the time people clap no one did but a little cough and little grin on the womans face trying not to laugh. fuck when my bro gets married i will be so fuckin nervous

[helloworld1com]

aw i feal so bad for this man.

i think he just read his speech right before the ceremony and was omg what did i write so then he got all nervous.

aww

[kika01296]

i wnna slap this guy.. why would god make someone suffer for someone elses sin hey you that guy in jamaica killed a goat ull be hanged for it!

[carrjudd]

What was the part about God?

[Jonas1444girl]

this sooo sucks!!

[spottie524]

oh wow.

[eskimoposh]

Ladies and Gentelmen,

"No one has ever seen God, but if you have love for eacthother than God lives inside us with love...Jesus is the son of God and God is God with love and God is in all of us without God we do not love but God is love so if we love than God is love. Since God is love than love and God are ONE, and God is one with love and if we love eachother than God is love God love God is God love love God."

Amen

[OMERTA011]

hahahahahahahah yessssssss

[actress4ever12]

Amen! :D

[frstbse]

He did fine.

[vanvort]

what the fuck did someone say here get your ass up there read this and leave?

[durstwurst]

GAWD!!!!

[zilliondale]

boring

[skellsxxx]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzz

[bartman67041]

Why is the headline man uins wedding speech?

What did he say that was so bad?

He was quoting scripture.

It amazes me how some people hear scripture and get offended.

What he said was good, and right.

If a marriage isn't founded on Jesus Christ,then it will not prosper.

Sure they might not get divorced but it could have been so much better.

Also if that man loves his wife more than God than his love is misplaced,and vice versa.

If God is #1 in both of their hearts they will flourish.

[KalaDawson]

Blech.

[missjennifernicole]

Amen.

[MacBoyFilmmaker]

You are absolutely right. Thank you for standing for it.

[imortalism]

I think it is because some people don't get it so they think they should say: "Fail." This is because it says Man ruins speech and they think that is what you are supposed to comment in this type of post.

[gunsandbullhorns]

yea, but within thousands of years of scripture, he could have found something a tad bit more relevant i think.

[SaratogaDave]

Quote from you,

"If a marriage isn't founded on Jesus Christ, Then it will not prosper."

Pay close attention to the atheist statistic.

Divorce Rates In America

Jews: 30%

Born-again Christians: 27%

Other Christians: 24%

Atheists, Agnostics: 21%

For the record he could have been quoting anything but the speech itself was that of a 5th grader forced to do a persuasive speaking project to a group of US congressmen.

Think before you let words come out of you mouth you non-contributing zero.

[MiTm4x]

@bartman67041 got no problem with scripture, it's just bland, impersonal, and boring as fuck

[ChannelAmsterdam]

@bartman67041 actually marriage for caucasians is a 35,000 year old tradition. Christianity is only 900 years old in many parts of Europe and only 300 yrs old in the USA. Marriage existed long before any modern new religion like Christianity.

[RockBanned]

@bartman67041 so there were no prosperous marriages in the entire pre Christian era?

Oh, and Christians get more divorces than non-Christians in America.

[Jdhslightlystoopid1]

@bartman67041 If a marriage isn't foundedon Jesus Christ it will fail? You are truely ignorant, guy. I love how Christians think they're top shit and if you're not a Christian, then you will fail at life.. I know plenty of Christians ho have been divorced.. I know plenty of athiests who have had long marriages and are still together..

How will it be "better" if they're Christians? You are naive, brainwashed and obviously a religious fanatic.

[kawaiiposhati]

@Jdhslightlystoopid1

Not all Christians are good

and not all Christians follow the steps that they're supposed to follow...

same with other people with other religions

and i know plenty of atheists are curs like crazy....

if you see one Christian person that follows the real path of Christianity you would never say these things again

and yes, if you don't believe in Christ as your savior you're not going to heaven....

and so i wish god helps you through out your life :)

[Jdhslightlystoopid1]

@kawaiiposhati Lol. That's certainly what you believe.

[kawaiiposhati]

@Jdhslightlystoopid1

and what everyone should believe but they don't....

may god guide you to his way

best wishes..

[Jdhslightlystoopid1]

@kawaiiposhati You Christians are so holier than thou. Whatever you want to believe.

[Q2SEEDSMAN]

@kawaiiposhati my freind you are mistaken THERE IS NO GOD.

[kawaiiposhati]

@Q2SEEDSMAN

My friend, i know there is god because he reviled himself to me....

besides there is some saying that says

believe in god, if there is one then you're going to heaven if there wasn't then u didn't have anything to lose

if you stop rejecting god then he'll revile himself to you also

therefore my friend, try to know god and you'll find out that he's there waiting for you with love

[luxurious297]

@Q2SEEDSMAN

If you say "THERE IS NO GOD," then who created us? Who created the trees? Who created the nature on earth??? If you think that God does not exist, then you are really in danger of calling God a liar.

[bobobear628]

@Q2SEEDSMAN what do you believe in my friend? I believe in God.

[bigdavek11]

this wasn't a toast, it was a reading during the wedding ceremony. It wasn't that horrible. A good message though as love is a good start foundation for marriage but faith in god will help to get thru trying times and provides good morals. Lovely couple btw.

[robboultimate]

wow not much of a cheer there at end lol, they prob think whos that bloody nutter

[DominicMetal1979]

That's a beautiful couple!

[amybiggs4]

wow god love shocker

[uycheporq]

Is it me or was he reading directly from the stone of the ten commandments???

[Dorkamus]

so awkward.

[futurelovers24]

so we all now kno that god is love . ok thanks lol

[seopoopoo]

Haha he's actually reading a Bible passage

1 John 4:7-16

I want my 5 dollars. ^^ just kidding

[dsanzo]

beh

[tomwinmax]

Why did you leave the freakin' WATERMARK right in the middle of the picture, AND through the whole thing? Did you just learn how to do that, and figure it had to be right in everybody's face?

PUT IT IN THE CORNER, just like TV and other videos with the courtesy to let the viewer watch the image without crap in the way.

[gtochad]

no kidding

[badabinggggggg]

Not funny. The poor guy has a stutter.

[iosefo84]

I couldn't watch all of that ..it was to painful

[swiminkowboy119]

something about love and god, i think that he showed up at the wrong church

[hlg0005]

Did he not think of practicing the speech prior to the wedding???

[Kylenator67]

it's hard to understand wat he's saying

[cindos69]

Wow that guy would not receive payment from me if this were MY wedding.

[supdawg9999999]

clearly god doesnt love this ingrate

[cwazycat]

If I was there, that would be the first time i would actually start booing someone in church!

[t5chris]

Hope you got a discount!

[gladeplugins]

Poor guy, I get SO nervous when doing a public speech. However, I couldn't help but laugh at 1:32.

[MyMaddenings]

Yeah, I do too, but he really blew it!

[sheajsheaj]

i think somebody is giving him a dollar for every time he says either love or god.

[orca110011]

or maybe a nickle

[playermodelz]

what a fucking asshole

[RewindSelector412]

AMEN TO THAT

[MoltenFists0008]

so much god in that speech

[augie666]

wow terrible...what a faggot