wario

[Bobaaboo]

I had to stop at "FUN ... DUH MENTAL" XD

[Weegee905]

OH NO

OH NO

NOW I HAVE TO PLAY GAMES!

[GyroZancross]

I got this game on the 3ds, because of the ambassador thing... Everytime I see the game I remember this retsuprae. SPEED UP, OH NO!

[jawnny777]

Best Retsupurae.

[Abkinz]

This is my favourite retsupurae.

[boowazz]

This remains one of my favourite retsupuraes of all time

[heytallman]

Wario: Get me a drink, barTENDERRRR!

[ZetaNeubourn]

I wanna mod this game to where every prompt has this guys voice tell you what's happening in case I forget how to read.

[NintendanGX]

"HEY YOU DID IT! NEXT IT'S JIMMY! HEHEHEHEHE I'M WARIO! HIII GUYS!!!" oh shmorky, you do know how to kill someone with laughter

[Pieman9002]

wario

[JubeiTheHero]

@Pieman9002 wario

[EssJay00]

I only just realised this is the third rate gamer, don't know if troll.

[mbonnar]

Haha, every time Slowbeef talks, all I can picture is his Meowth characterization.

[AtrociousToast]

It sounds like he has downs syndrome.

[BirdiewasHere]

Is this the same guy?

It sounds like him xD

[MarioGalaxy243g5]

This is an insult to Ridley's everywhere.

[werebee]

I've never heard them mentally preparing themselves for a Let's Play before.

[ek180]

I love listening to classic RPs with shmorky. I always imagine slowbeef and diabeetus sitting in the living room doing their riff and then their roommate shmorky, who is sitting in the kitchen in nothing but his underwear eating cereal, shouts something crazy across the apartment. I love how his mic makes him seem like he's yelling from another room.

[LuigioSMBZ]

This game came out on 3DS' Ambassador Program and the entire time I played this I imagined this guys voice the entire time

[ReloadPsi]

**generic comment about how you retsupurae'd a parody but you probably already know that by now**

[MalamiteLtd]

Is this that Kirby Super Star kid?

[BlasterMasterWii]

@MalamiteLtd He's not. If he was, he would shout phrases like "UHGREASE LIGHTNIN" and "HANG ON TO YOUR ASSES!"

[satinsguard]

@MalamiteLtd It's the Third Rate Gamer.

[JackOfSpades93]

The make him sound like Ridley hitting puberty.

[EliteBeatDrummer]

this is one of those videos you DON'T want your parents walking in on while your watching it...

[TeamZAM]

This LP sucks, breakfast is ruined. "Sniffs" Whats that sound?

[doctabaldhead]

This guy actually makes some pretty good stuff nowadays but fuck was his warioware video horrible.

[DraculaMarth]

@doctabaldhead I know! Didn't he test this Let's Play before he released it?

[AustinObviously]

oh shit, ffl2and3? That's motherfucking third rate gamer. He's hilarious.

[CaptainScientific]

Why would you let's play Warioware? WHY WOULD A GOD ALLOW THIS!?

[ChekhovsGun]

Shmorky's almost doing his Meowth impression. :D

[TheFryBoy1]

Shmorky's "impression" of wario was fucking priceless

[Pyro25100]

lol

[Goodguy33]

I wish Shmorcky(?) would do more videos with Slowbeef and Diabetus.

[kirbyhero256]

I remember watching some videos by FFL2and3rocks and thinking they were decent. Now I realize it's because they were devoid of audio commentary.

[Skymin50]

I died at Speed Up.

[darklordvoldemort44]

I'm so strong... ladies.

[grottypissedstained]

YOU DAMN RIGHT YOU MOTHER FUCKERS

Diabetus's voice is lol.

[qwertyuiop78945612]

oh fuck this IS the third rate gamer. hahaha

[EconomyShark]

Hey! It's The Third Rate Gamer! In his less than shining beginning...He's better now anyways!

[bobbinsthethird]

GUEST COMMENTARY BY GILBERT GOTTFRIED 

[Blaziken20052000]

Actually kinda funny, seeing as how 2 days ago, I saw someone on a Backloggery stream with the name "FFL2and3rocks"

[liquid0001]

FFL2and3rocks makes epic Irape Gaymer parodies.

[EliteBeatDrummer]

wait...isn't this the Third-rate gamer? a parody of the irate gamer?

[GameShark9000]

LAUGH! LAUGH YOU FOLKS!

[zioz99]

FUCK! FUCK FUCK!!! DO A BARREL ROLL!

[WhiteN0iz]

the trans joke at the beginning wasn't really cool.

[nintendork1]

@WhiteN0iz

wat

[Leoofmoon]

You guys are awsome XD

[CommanderMantis]

CLUB SUGAR YEAH!

[darkM93]

i was thinking the exact same thing as the comment underneath this one just said. The one posted by INEEDNAWZZZ. xD

[INEEDNAWZZZ]

7:13 to 8:12 is why this is the best RP.

[dandy269]

From a cup!

[sonicjonathansonic]

And it was made by the same guy.

[sonicjonathansonic]

You should make fun of him more about his third rate gamer video's.

[WVI]

FFL22and3rocks isn't the kind of name that's easy to yell angrily.

[JanitorAntisocial]

It's really weird hearing Shmorky when he's not screaming.

[Lappy486]

I remember when this was first uploaded and to this day it is quite possibly my favorite retsupurae.

[Cheetah1251]

Atleast he's better than Rijno(the guy who was playing SSE).

[NeoTStyle]

Whoa, it's FFL2and3rocks. He's cool.

[sonicjonathansonic]

Or its like he played Super mario preschool Snes and he say hes bada**

[sonicjonathansonic]

"Dad i love pussy girl games" and dad says "You shut you mouth you better hate sonic the hegehog play some reel life sports and take exersise and beleve in god motherF**ker" but dad i pussy because sonics pussy gay dad" Play god instead.!!

[PointsofData]

@sonicjonathansonic Lern 2 speel

[EliteBeatDrummer]

I can imagine this guy saying "Dad! People are making fun of me on the Internet!"

And his dad just says "Take it like a man"

[Acestrike69]

Go get Daddys gun!

You dont have a gun...

YOU SHUT UP AND GET IT!!!!

[TheLolcomments]

I BEAT YOUR PUSSY GAME!

i love pussy games...

[finalfantasyrules222]

i am glad someone ripped on this guy because he is an asshole good job retsupurae

[usernameclassifeid]

Why was Slowbeef talking about smoke signals in the beginning?

[TheSkunkrocker]

@usernameclassifeid It's really quiet at the beginning but if you turn it up and listen Shmorky tells Slowbeef his connection is supposed to be slow, but the video loaded instantly. Slowbeef jokingly tells him his internet connection is powered by smoke signals.

[DramaticaXIV2]

Didn't they test this retsupurae before they released it?

[notyoursavior78]

I somehow never watched this one. Very funny. The Third Rate Gamer is pretty good, but yeah this here didn't work out so well for him.

[MasterEm243]

Didn't he test his LP before he released it?

[DiddlyDiPotatoes]

EHAHA I'M WARIO HAHAHE HI GUYS~!

[smitty618]

whoa, he must of come a long way, because his irate gamer parodies are actually funny

[SepharimWing]

I love how Shmorky is incredibly calm before the video starts. Almost like he's thinking, 'Alright, it appears that the video has loaded before my expectations. Good, we can begin this ahead of schedule. Oh, the countdown has commenced. Let's do this.'

"FUCKS!"

[TAGMOMG]

Funny thing is, since this, whenever FFL2&3Rocks makes a vid, he either does two things:

1) Doesn't say a word, or

2) Uses his skills at sucking to insult the irate gamer.

I have a feeling that this is retsupurae's doing. Well done!

[MoonshadowCaz]

This one of my favorites by far. Who's the 3rd guy, though?

[Jakeallen86]

Hahahahah! That guy that sounds like he's in the background is so fucking funny.

OH NO. OH NO. NOW I HAVE TO PLAI GAEMS!. FUN-Damental.

[kaviar101]

ALRIGHT FUCKS

[TheKoosalagoopagoop]

this kid has the dirtiest mustache on the face of the earth.

[xxVampirePenguinxx]

Haha, oh god, my ribs! My ribs! MY FUCKING RIBS! OH MY JESUS FUCK AHHHHHH FUCK MY FUCKING RIBS SHIIIIIIIT GOD DAMNNNN FUCK

[HomoWarfare]

Who's the guest commentator with the heavenly voice?

[TheKoosalagoopagoop]

@HomoWarfare

shmorky.

[Phicklebee]

Frickin' love this vid.. Haven't laughed at anything as much as i did whilst watchin this ina long time!,. :)

[CardsharkxVINNY]

but I love the Third Rate Gamer D:

[zachy7777]

@CardsharkxVINNY

I find the Third Rate Gamer quite funny too but you have to admit his Let's Play sucks.

[CardsharkxVINNY]

@zachy7777 Well...Yeah. That's true -.-

[JP52397]

“You suck dick, you suck it like a man, boy. The way the Vikings used to, you hear me?” Almost literally died laughing.

[pyramidheadkitten9]

@JP52397 same here.

and this was after the love of my life broke up with me and i thought about suicide, this video saved my life.

[blader09111]

this is funny if you know what else this guy does.

he does irate gamer parodies.

[MrBunnyblade93]

ok so people, turn on the closed captioning, i think its close to be as funny as these peeps.

[pyramidheadkitten9]

ill admit this game doesnt look all that bad, but do you really need to lp a fucking minigame sequence thats mostly just quick hands and luck?

[dynablade1]

Im confused to why no one seems to have brought this up.

He BOUGHT this game. and its recorded like this?

So not only did he buy this but he also downloaded it?

[protoAuthor]

@dynablade1

Capture Card.

[frelent]

@protoAuthor its a gameboy game....

[chosentonessournotes]

I hate FFL2and3rocks' LPs, but his Third Rate Gamer videos are fucking funny.

[Millennia0007]

NOW YOU GO HELP YOUR DAD HUNT DUCKS ON THE RANGE!

[MegerMayun1]

@Millennia0007 But dad, we live in the city!

[ArchangelDrake]

I can watch this shit once a month, and I laugh every time Shmorky impersonates the kid.

[ultrakirby64]

is it just me or dose this get funnier  every time.

[gregtamnel0576]

Oh no! Now I have to play games!

[MustBe18YearsOrOlder]

this is it

this is the best restsupurae

[JmansCurrentReviews]

other than that kid's commentary, he was actually good at the game, if he left it as a walkthrough and not a let's play then he would've had a good video lol

[RedSalamander]

@JmansCurrentReviews What's the difference between a walkthrough and a let's play? Doesn't seem to be much.

[JmansCurrentReviews]

@RedSalamander from what i noticed it is the commentary, walkthroughs have none, but let's plays do

[MarioMastar]

@JmansCurrentReviews

I apologize if I'm wrong the third time, but...I've seen a few walkthroughs with commentary before. I think it's really a matter of the purpose of the video and the style of commentary. Let's plays tend to have commentary that's more opinionated, while the few walkthroughs I've seen with commentary tend to be more professionally done. It's rare maybe, but...I don't think walktrhoughs fully exclude commentary.

[JmansCurrentReviews]

@MarioMastar well i guess they are rare, but i think we can both agree, this guy didn't need commentary at all

[MarioMastar]

@JmansCurrentReviews

Yeah, you're right. The guy is very good. He didn't mess up once. Though the "girly box" thing made great fodder for Retsuprae certainly, the "D*** Right" the second time sounded too much like he was trying to sound cool (first was forgivable though...if not random). Likewise with the "Mike Tyson's Punch out!"

[protoAuthor]

@JmansCurrentReviews

I agree, yet somehow I think this is one of the funniest Retsupuraes.

[mario22215]

@RedSalamander in a letsplay, ppl talk. in a walkthrough, they cant talk

[MarioMastar]

@mario22215

Actually, you can talk in a walkthrough. The difference is that a Walkthrough is more focused on how to beat the game and possible secrets through out. A Let's Play is just the person playing the game, where they can give tips if they wish, but are not obligated to. I've seen a few good walkthroughs where the person spoke to clarify certain things.

[MarioMastar]

@RedSalamander

It's not much. Just a walkthrough is more focused on helping the viewer beat the game, while a Let's Play is just the player's opinions on the game as they play it. One's more opinionated while the other is more factual.

[soilwork121]

His old reviews can be forgivable cause he's the Third Rate Gamer and his show is pure genius.

[EdmacZ]

Think you can beat my games?

[PaperMario15]

YOU DON'T MESS WITH MEeEe

[MooseyFate100]

FUCKS.

[Gigaspine7]

Fundamental more like mental

[TheEgotasticRipoff]

He does a pretty good Third Rate Gamer parody though.

[Krbyfan1]

It is now 2010. The actions depicted in this game never happened. Nintendo, stop trying to predict the future.

[thehaloring90]

@Krbyfan1 ?

[JackofTrades75]

This is the best Retsupurae.

[Reyson129]

3:06

Cue 'Fragrance of Dark Coffee.'

[typomanbros]

1:43 I love how he says "Think you can read the text on the screen?"

4:05 I love how he says that even better

[GenesisTree]

FUCKS!

[PRINCEJONEZY]

I wanna smoke with you guys xD

[M3lonl0rd]

No! No i like pussy!

[Eksarbitrary]

I beat your pussy game... i love pussy games

[Teeg32]

I've never heard the word "gelateria" pronounced quite like that before...

[destenydevil666]

"YOU SHUT YO' MOUTH!"

Oh, Lord... that was classic.

[Cooliespy345]

I fucking love Smorky, there's just no way around it.

Honestly

[indiana1935]

i love the fact that they got people prepared for this shitty lper

[SgtPubertyBoy]

Go get daddy's gun.

[FireJigglypuff2310]

I was going to buy Modern Warfare 2, but my dad thought the cover was too girly.

[Mr00Ted]

@FireJigglypuff2310

and being an alpha male, he bitch slapped your face for wanting that game.

[HHKelevra]

To be fair, this guy did make the Third Rate Gamer videos, which are pretty damn funny.

[jacbros]

@HHKelevra yeah you are right on that but still this is kinda stupid

[mynameisgopal]

ur my son

[TimeDawg]

Who the hell let's plays this game?

[p3ngu1n48]

its like Lping the sims

[GlennMagusHarvey]

There is no explanation to Wario.

[joewhittles]

thing is every time shmorky makes an appearance they all do the voices

[SHITBULLET]

FOX

FOX

STARFOX

Goddamnit I love shmorky.

[neonyoshiegg1408]

but dad..you don't have a gun

YOU SHUTTUP AN GET IT

[Yarsh52]

It's FUN-damental.

[Shakidna]

i don't miss shmorky as much as i miss proteus. where's he been for the last year and a half?

[RanshiinTheRanter]

isn't this guy the Third Rate Gamer (Irate Gamer parody)?

[SubtleDemise]

yes

[TAGMOMG]

Why, yes he is!

So, we are left with another question: Is this a parody or not?

... Not that it being a parody would render this vid useless - it's still funny either way!

[RivekTheFallen]

man what

[TAGMOMG]

... Er... Good question there, Rivek. I kind of fogot where I was going with that myself...

[RivekTheFallen]

'sall good brah

[gregtamnel0576]

@RanshiinTheRanter

What? Someone parodied Irate Gamer? That's, like, a ripoff of a ripoff.

[sophiemichele]

I play WarioWare for the people!

[Gwainafair]

lol

[MetalVikingGreg]

Damn, I miss Shmorky.

[BackgroundBailey]

Me too; I wish he'll come on every so often.

[squidmod]

He is still making Flash Tubs on SA

[Markworth]

Drugs could never be as good as this game.

[spacevampirestudios]

"Son, your LP's no good until I see Bill O'Reilly talking about it on his Talking Points!"

[GreatestMKfighter]

"I beat yer pussy game!"

"...I love pussy game 8D"

[Juli0P12]

To be fair, he is a lot better at the game than most other retsupurae victims.

[RantzOn]

But he's a horrible LPer.

[OneWithTheNight]

SON, I AM DISAPPOINT