Siskel and Ebert Outtakes Rant 2 - McDonald's

[doddsino]

Haha...this is too funny. Roger owned Gene, but Gene took it in stride. You could tell they were friends.

[mgreznik]

Who would imagine that siskel (spell? would die first?

[bloboshitful]

@mgreznik Ya mean Ebert is not dead here? Gawd, we can see this ugly freak but not his fans

[JackMonroe]

these guys sonned each other

[5eurocups2005]

Why is there so much hate for Roger Ebert? I Don't get it.

[ryan49er1]

@5eurocups2005 he is a easy target for uneducated people :)

[Superfreaxx]

@5eurocups2005

He got a lot of heat recently because he made a tweet about Ryans death. He basically said that Ryans friends should've told him not to drive that night. Many people however misinterpreted his comments and thought it was an insensitive personal attack on Ryan, then the hate snowballed when Bam Magera got involved.

[SomethingRules]

@Superfreaxx who the fuck is ryan

[gimmemoreguy]

i was lmfao sooooo hard.they r great..i miss these 2 together...........greatness.

[Dottiecurran]

Ebert is a turd here but not a colostomy bag

[gottfriedthegod]

ebert is an ugly loser like his fans

[robaquarian]

@gottfriedthegod you must be a very insecure stupid person. your daddy molest you too much?

[RottenJaws]

I'm ready for my close up, Mr. DeMIlle

[TheBitchinbabs]

ebert=ugly

FANS=LOSERS

[TheBitchinbabs]

EBERT=UGLY

FANS=LOSERS

[help4343]

@TheBitchinbabs

Losers are people that spend everyday trolling youtube.

[TheBitchinbabs]

@help4343 Then meet yourself and get "help"

[ds41980]

ooooooohhhhh....Gene said fuck. I have never heard him curse before. This whole rant was so funny.

[sivazh]

Siskel was a legend.

[Charlenefabulous]

Ebert is nothing more than a rotten cadaver of cancer still seeking attention

[TheDeeFormed]

@Charlenefabulous Oh, I agree

[kellygreen5556]

Look, there is no debate about this ugly drunkard Ebert. If you like him and are his suck buddy or look alike, fine. The rest of us will laugh, AT HIM

[bloboshitful]

wow, ebert looks about as good as his fans

[curtaineater]

may they both R.I.P.

[angiejacobsrs]

@curtaineater ebert isn't dead....

[bloboshitful]

@angiejacobsrs could have fooled me

[TheBitchinbabs]

EBERT=UGLY

FANS=NERDS FROM Another century

[ZarahLean]

Although I wrote I would leave this to the Ebert look alikes, I am laughing over the comments of the little boy below. He started here by telling Dee to "shut the fuck up" and now complains SHE can't say anything intelligent! Um, look at your mentor in this video, please. Really. And don't write to me. I am not up all night looking to bullcrap on old films with other losers.Ta ta.

[TheDeeFormed]

@ZarahLean Thanks. It is beyond me who could need advice from ugly Ebert

[help4343]

@TheDeeFormed

What do look have to do with movie criticism? You are a shallow moron.

[TheDeeFormed]

@help4343 Yours is a fake account, troll. try picking your own movies instead of your nose you ugly loser

[TheDeeFormed]

THIS THING is your idol who tells you which movies to see?

[sleepygirl928]

Surprisingly a clip like this displayed better comedy and truer chemistry than some 30 million dollar studio comedy.

[TheDeeFormed]

I wish Ebert would die

[cinemaspaz]

@TheDeeFormed I wish someone would shut you the fuck up.

[TheDeeFormed]

@cinemaspaz It will take more than an ugly little 14 year old creep who worships this bag of shit

[cinemaspaz]

@TheDeeFormed The man's entitled to his own opinion. People make mistakes. Get over it.

[TheDeeFormed]

@cinemaspaz Stop harassing me, go back to your playpen. After you have grown up and moved out of mommies house you will still be ugly, but we can talk.

[cinemaspaz]

@TheDeeFormed Shame. I'm the young one here, and yet you can't seem to actually say anything even slightly intelligent. Try making an arguement next time instead of insulting someone, and maybe you'll get your point across.

[daveybaby131]

as bad as drunken fatso looks, his wife looks like cedric the entertainer

[TheDeeFormed]

@daveybaby131 Good point, he is drunk!

[MrBuch169169]

Siskel seemed to be having such a good time there!

"The following..."

[TheBitchinbabs]

EBERT=UGLY

FANS=LOSERS

[ZarahLean]

Fatso looks drunk again

[Alxlen]

What goes on behind the scenes is usually twelve times more entertaining than the final production. I did the math.

[Dottiecurran]

Ebert, who co wrote such masterpiece screenplays as "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls" was and is a putrid piece of shit

[Stiny114]

We"ll never know what movie Michael Keaton was in.

[ZarahLean]

looks like he ate too often at McDonalds

[Dottiecurran]

Ebert can't get more ugly and grim looking...oh, wait!

[DAVETYIOP]

They're wearing matching cardigans! It shows how much they have been through it all!

[xebob]

Next time at the drivethru when I order a milkshake, I just might have to order a " shakemilk ". I am sure would they say " Sir, do you mean a milkshake? ". To that I would reply " Yea, that's it , a shakemilk ". Then when I pull up to the window, the manager is waiting for me and he says " Mister, is there something wrong with you? ".

[BlackFlameSupremacy]

Gene reminds me of Dick Martin, a bit.

[tylermane77]

Seeing Siskel curse is golden

[WKRPinCINN]

Siskel's cough (2:02) is so prolific.

[DarkquestDeathhunter]

"And also this week, Michael Keaton's new comeeOOOOOEUD"....that's when the 20 kiloton nuclear blast went off and decimated 2/3 of metropolitan Chicago.

[KOHF34]

That's true friendship.

[TeddyLeper]

Deeply hilarious in the way only really great friends can cut each other up.

[Derby14]

"Pounder Quarter" and "Shake Milk"...now that's funny!

[jazzandmint]

Haha, these two together were comedy gold. :)

[Ichiboy900]

and the end, it sounded like he said "And Michael Keaton's new cum"

[lfaldrummer12]

the movies will never be the same.

[RightWingCon81]

This is great shit. Too bad Siskle wasn't quick enough for Ebert.

[HilariousHipster]

I fucking love this haha

[kyuss2922]

They're just cutting up on each other. Ebert said recently that early on the didn't even speak to each other, but became close friends before long. He also said that he misses Gene everyday.

[jrsjr81]

These two are so classy cussing and all. Especially Siskel.

[scottmanduzy]

funny outtakes..R.I.P. Gene

[crazedcapitalist52]

Ebert kicked Siskel's ass here.

[EchoBoomer1987]

It's like the scene from the Sandlot when the kids are hurling insults back and forth XD

[gamer46ful]

LMFAO!! I can't believe what I'm hearing, it's awesome!

[lordtufty]

They are the BANTERsaurus Rex and the Archbishop of BANTERbury!!!

[wesj1989]

I LOVE that Gene Siskel can laugh at himself!!



[cbr0oks]

@wesj1989 love that he LAUGHED at himself. he's been dead for a long time.

[cohenfs]

Man, this is great schtick! What entertainment for those working on the set and, now, for us. Thanks so much for posting this, plinko23

[ponyoak]

I guess we know who won this battle.

[yirotogi]

@ponyoak LMFAO, that's just wrong.

[fireflyfan1]

LMFAO!!! Love these guys :)

[TURBODORK2]

ROBOCOP

[shitIMGOINGPOSTAL]

fucking hilarious critics, i love these guy's so much.

[legorocks3]

Poor ebert! lmao

[jays2474]

LOL This is funny especially coming from these two

[mindstormsabrewin]

Like two brothers that seem to hate each other..... they were a perfect team. You can tell they really had respect for each other even when they were at each other's throats.

[draculascoffin]

You want some more dirt for your grave Siskel ??

[beeroosterm]

Gene Siskel is loaded; absolutely drunk here...

[xtierra98]

Sorry for changing the conversation, but I'm looking for information on a commercial that ran on Siskel and Ebert about 10 years ago. It featured a conceited attractive blond at a party who eyes a nice looking guy who enters the room. She approaches him and introduces herself. He asks her where the snacks are and after the product breakaway, it shows him eating a mouthful. I was wondering what product was being advertised as I'd like to see if the commercial was available to download.

[tdsafff]

This shit was all over when Gene said Roger ordered a cone AND a sundae. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!

[brwnandfriendly]

ebert is such a boss

[SuperTrailerDotNet]

man these guys could probably come up with the best yo mama jokes

[AustinKay]

Hahaha, I love these guys

[fastfoodclowns]

I saw Ebert speak in the '80s in person. He was a total bore....

[UltimateMoviesMan]

Roger's first language is "Yes, I'll Have Apple Pie with my Order".

And do you know what Gene says when he goes into McDonalds? "Can I have a-pie with apple him or or?"

LOL!

[SounzNice]

Good thing they didn't chose stand up as a career! Hard to believe, their humor is worse than their ability to critique movies. Ebert can't seem to take Gene's jabs too well.

[HungDGunn]

Ebert can talk trash.

[Chubachus]

@HungDGunn abused fat kids tend to

[Quadzilla99]

I guess even intellectually accomplished guys like these two can engage in immature bickering.

[jjay75]

I knew he couldn't sustain that string for long without a grammatical error.

[AandR1408]

"He ordered EVERY fucking thing they have!"

:D

We'll miss you too buddy.

[TheROCKandOrROLL]

These two could've been a comedy duo.

[Princegto]

Beautiful

[ThirdRAILKink]

They seem like really good friends.

[Majortom71]

I like mcdonalds shake milk.

[samsullithegenius]

I wish movie reviews could just have THIS stuff. Siskel insulting Ebert through slurred vulgar speech, ongoing mildly-bitter roasting, and plenty of "fucking WASPs".

[Hypermammal]

Wow Ebert is so much funnier

[greg5566]

"Did you know that for Gene, speech is a second language?"  That's really funny, Roger!

[Panorama1981]

Siskel just couldn't talk that day

[pcfall]

I loved that show.

[SergeantLuke]

Cheese, no cheese, cheese, no cheese! Shake Milk! Shake Milk!

[ersatz01]

couldn't stop laughing. in spite of all the jabs, it was such fun.

[htales]

Oh man is this funny!

[themooddisorders]

RIP GENE!

[slye1991]

Its so weird but awesome to hear gene siskel cuss

[Philfa]

The shience ficksher advenshure, "Robo Cop."

[JohnnyOstentatious]

Wow, that was awesome!

[denisespurlock]

If they were gay lovers, they could have had a sitcom on t.v.

[moviehypno23]

@denisespurlock Who's to say they had to be gay lovers? They could've had a sitcom just as themselves. lol

[djmax2k6]

LOL Siskel started on Ebert with the whole Mcdonalds biz, but he didnt expect that he would be the but of the jokes by the end. great stuff

[navylaks2]

It's kinda wierd seing Roger like this comepared to the later years after he got cancer and got all skinney, if only Gene Siskel would have been alive maybe he would have gotten a hairtransplant

[moviehypno23]

@Speegs23 That's just fucking mean. Just cuz they don't always have the best jokes doesn't justify cancer. What the fuck? C'mon, have some respect for them.

[Speegs23]

@moviehypno23 No, they should've had respect for humor.

[xtierra98]

@Speegs23

[douchebagchigger]

He ordered every fucking thing they have.He ordered a cone and a sunday!

[beyonder]

sundae...you fucking twat

[douchebagchigger]

I mispelled a word and you called me a twat.You're a bitch.

[Doifebag]

The following!

[nerdsconfederacy]

I love watchin them go at it.

[lepustimidus]

Wow, if a TV presenter was taped saying 'fuck' off camera today, there would be an outcry and they would be expected to publically apologise. lol

[Magmaster12]

This is what happens when your paid for by the hour

[TenderHistoryInRust]

hearing siskel swear is pretty glorious hahaha

[clumbertoilet]

you can only do all this stuff with friends.

'One of everything to go and one of everything to stay here.' Gets me every time.

[clumbertoilet]

Manages to be hilarious even though basically it'sa your fat, you cant talk, your fat etc.

I miss Siskel and i loved their show.

[frea35g]

I've watched this several times over several years and the ending always catches me off guard

[scorsese86]

Science ficture:p

[pulpjedi]

This never gets old, LOL! Ebert FTW

[blueeyesofice]

it's stopped being funny after the 1st minute. i'm bettin the sheepish staff kept laughing to keep their jobs.

[Shaywon123]

I read Your Movie Sucks and they apparently barely ever hung out at all outside of work.

On a side not Siskel is coughing a lot. Maybe he should of went to the doctor. Maybe catch the cancer earlier.

Aww... too soon?

[Panorama1981]

But he did have Siskel help him pick out a house.

[Peniche5]

He died of complications of a brain tumor.

[ChicagoNeilcon]

That was no brain tumor - - it was a pimple on 'Pat's' asshole !

[Orsley]

Siskel never once says the name of the show correctly! (It's "at," not "in.")

[nmsiamese]

This is brilliant. You can tell they were so close and such good friends. They're mean to one another, but at least they can give and take it.

[KOHF34]

That's true friendship.

[DejectedPanda]

I guess they really were friends. They rip on each other like they are.

[jjfan824]

siskel and ebert in the movies the science ficture adventure robocop

[LadyVanDaele]

I'd like to buy a vowel

[comptoncouny]

lmao. Ebert is definitely the winner in this little joke session. both were funny though.

[sanjacraven36]

Thank you for posting this!

[BlueNight134]

And the "grammatical error" comment from Ebert makes this clip. (They're writers.)

[Dmasterman]

Ebert ordering everything and Ebert dissing Gene's grammatical error.

[Drac39]

They worked him through the whole fucking menu LOL

[wasteland70]

He ordered a cone and a sundae!!!!!!!! That line kills me!

[MrCanabliss]

Oh siskel, how you failed here.

[selleckman2]

Lol Siskel really can kill a joke.

[geniegogo]

They were both laughing the entire time on this one. It looks like this is what they do to kill time between camera takes. Also it keeps their rivalry sharp for the show. Probably like a warm up routine. Want to see more.

[uk6strings]

I'm surprised Siskel didn't make a jab about Ebert looking like a lesbian.

[twon1610]

XD XD XD

this is one of the funniest things ive seen, and read!

[masterbassist93]

@uk6strings the show ran mostly during the 80's and 90's, everyone looked like a lesbian

[woodenthomas]

this is before Roger saw Super sizeme , which was'nt made ubtil 2002.

if he had seen it he might have known what crap garbage mcdonalds and burger king are.

[KajiCarson]

Not an excuse. It's not like it's a secret.

[363themissinglink]

It was all in good fun. They both laughed at the other's jabs against them. Like it's been said, they had a love/hate relationship. Like brothers. Roger was one of Gene's pallbearers for God's sake.

[Fuzzy192006]

Poor Siskel, couldn't keep up.

[IAmThePartyCrasher]

Siskel always started with the fat jokes. I think he did this to expose Ebert's incredible off the cuff wit. Ebert always kills it.

[Espio360]

Ebert just swamps poor Siskel. Lol, loved these two.

[sophiabebe]

siskel got owned.

[JAVAGOIL]

"Shake milk! Shake milk!"

[TURBODORK2]

i think it was a love hate relationship

[ViciousZeroEnder]

their insults remind me of a burn on that 70s show

[Matfen815]

fucking lolz, this must be like the whiteguy version of yo-momma roasts!

[Beale64]

Wow, these guys were so into the gag that it took up more than two minutes of a promo shoot. At least it was worth listening to.

[Kuronichi]

No gag. They really despised each other. Roger Ebert still rants about Siskel a decade after his death.

[Beale64]

I know that Siskel and Ebert used to hate each other. I'm just surprised that they took up that much time to tell McDonald's jokes. I'd probably tell only one, but they went on for more than two minutes.

[j2the69]

God! I grew up watching these guys. I remember I wanted so much for the weekend to arrive just so I can hear these guys talk about movies. I actually think they were a big contribution as to why I decided filmmaking as a career. Aww, I will miss this show :(

[wasteland70]

I agree.  I grew up watching them as well. I loved their reviews and the opinions that flew between them. Televsion isn't the same anymore.

[olddocVenkman]

Siskel & Ebert are the last of the great American film critics. They never hated each other, but, both were passionate about film & for that, there was a competetivness between them. The sad fact is that when Siskel died, the show died (I think Ebert would reluctantly agree, somewhat). The show, for me, just was not the same. As for this video, I think its the best video on youtube right now. I've watched this quite a few times now & I still lmao.

"He ordered a cone & a sundae!"

"Shakemilk!"

[waynefoolx]

everyone talks about how they hated each other. seems to me they clearly liked each other so much that they felt comfortable joking around.

[latinoheat300]

while I do agree that ebert "lost" this argument, you can't really do much against fat jokes

[0Mike0Banks0]

shakemilk....SHAKEMILK!!!! haha

[LadyVanDaele]

Ebert got owned :p

[LoticaStudios]

Agreed.

[sammycut1]

Two type A personalities at their fiery best. Good times! I miss Siskel so much and I love Ebert. I hope he's around for a long time...

[LoticaStudios]

I forgot what happened to Siskel... what happened to him?

[eyescandeceive]

he died from a brain tumor.