GXF - Most Offensive JOKES

[TheDuck464]

One my friend told me:

Why did the grandmother get pushed off the cliff?

Because she was in a wheelchair

[D0dgeThat1]

What's the difference between a black guy and a shotgun? When the shotgun is warm, the black guy is cold.

[morpheuskibbe]

you just won comedy

[lv61inrunescape]

I need moar

[zotrablue]

you rule!!!!

[Crosseyedpresident]

A 3 year old girl walks into the bathroom just as her Father is getting out of the shower. She looks and asks "Daddy, when will I get a penis?" Her father replies "As soon as your Mother leaves for work".

A son asks his father, "What is that hairy area down there on Mummy?" The Father replies "Well son, that's a vulva". The son then asks "then what's a cunt?". The father replies "That's the rest of Mummy".

Two from George Carlin (he implied, he didn't create them though).

[FaithfulWarrior89]

I also didn't understand the glass joke. I know the meaning of the glass half empty or half full but I still don't get the joke with the white man.

[fbravis]

whats a mexican's favorite sport? Cross country

[FaithfulWarrior89]

0:20 and 1:35, I didn't understand. 

[Crosseyedpresident]

@FaithfulWarrior89

You can make a hormone. A hor-mone. A whore moan.

[penwabmocal]

Q:How do you make a ten year old boy cry twice?

A: Wipe your bloody dick off on his teddy bear!

Q:Whats wrong with taking a shower with a ten year old girl?

A: Absolutly nothing!

[dw053408]

@penwabmocal holy shit thats rough

[sylvur]

rofl! Those are awesome! Gotta memorize'em all!

[forever212001]

make more video you funny

[Swaginrags]

lmfao at 0:45 i love you

[darkfigure728]

why are you making fun of your self?

[999waffleman]

What do you say when you see your tv floating in the dark?

Drop it nigger!

[anishtheone]

Why did Hitler commit suicide?

He got his gas bill.

[exohexLexaexohex]

LMFAO!!!

[helloticus]

what hapens when u stick ur hand in a jar of jellybeans?

the black one takes ur watch

[FuckItSnoopy]

What's white and 12 inches long?

Absolutely nothing.

There's a good white joke for you.

[2ScoopsOfZeke]

Your so black you need to wear white gloves when you eat brownies.

[Supermonkey468]

whats a jews favourite drink?

Money!

lol those jokes you sed were klass

[alexaandfriends1]

see i love ppl like u dude i take this a humorrr like wtf for the jews i wrote somthing on facebook bout thanks to the jews we dont have skool n im like yay good jjews u get a penny a hole cracket n a tissue i dont find that offence n i made it as a fukin inside joke n this 1 girl treaten to take me to the cops wtf is that bout i wouldnt get introuble for that ?

[gmctruck68]

why dont jewish men like to eat pussy?

Because it's to close to the gas chamber.

[bigbrown4114493]

what's the difference between a jew and a hippie?

one actually LIKES getting stoned

[MetalForTheMasters]

Nevermind that she should be in the kitchen and That glass is mine!! Funny!!! Not many black dudes would tell some of those jokes but I guess it's because you aren't immature. Most black people could take a page from you man.

[porterhouse]

Very funny. I favourited.

How do you make a baby cry twice? Wipe your bloody cock on its teddy bear.

[11Sweeneytodd]

@porterhouse what the hell is wrong with you man

[UnitedGMV]

How do you kill 1000 jews? (Throw a penny in the ocean) How do you kill 1000 more? (tell them no one found it) lol just thought id give u this joke is pretty good and ur video didint make me laugh srry

[osmanalefi]

An American, German, and Mexican are in a sinking boat. The German throws out beer and says that Germany has a lot of beer. The Mexican throws out the burritos and says Mexico has a lot of burritos. The American throws out the Mexican... i guess you know why...

[TheClifford777]

@osmanalefi hahahahahaha that comment just made my fucking day.

[bejjee1]

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? I don't know but whatever it is its heading straight for the World Trade Center.

[betancourtm92]

how was shit invented?

well god smached a nigger and gave it a better smell.

what would you call the war if niggers go against whites?

KKK vs. KFC.

[Ajboi89]

Jew reverse porn part was the best.

[Chito153154]

Funny but fuk u on the part about Mexicanos

[MetalForTheMasters]

@Chito153154 Your an idiot. He told offensive jokes about his own race and your going to say that?

[stevek243]

Very good, for those who think these jokes are offensive--get a life or switch off.

I'll sign off with this what's 18 inches long and makes women scream?

Cot death.

[SheerGeniusZ]

now that was funny!

[TheGreatBunghole16]

Very nice! It makes me feel good to know that somewhere in the world, someone can take a racist joke :)

They are only jokes established on first impressions... not all people are how everyone else thinks they are... but they were great jokes :)

I only wish there were more jokes about white people...

[TheKillerBeats]

The Jews and the porn was funny

[1TtidnaB]

Why do black people have chickens in their yards?

To teach their children how to walk

[lilbfeo]

what do black people and apples have in common????

they both hang from trees

[Aldoo97]

what's black and lives at the top of the stairs, steven hawkings after a house fire

[MrSuperJuden]

What is a jews family crest?

Ashtray

I had a relative die at a concentration camp. :(

He fell out of the guard tower.

[xlilemmax123]

The Jew ones are realy affensive

[shanette1417]

ur goin to fast, wait a min so i can get it then go on, i didnt get anything

[PawnoftheOppressor]

hey can u come up with anything urself, or do u have to use jokes that have been all used up...almost as much as ur mom.

[FuckItSnoopy]

FAVORITED! Fucking loved every one of these.

What do you call a Jew on a stick?

Jesus

[rockson124]

guy walks into sex shop and says to the woman over the counter

"i would like a blow-up doll please" "would u like the christian blow-up doll or the Muslim blow-up doll?"

"whats the difference?"

"Well the muslim one blows itself up."

[ssjeroku]

whats the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? a pizza dosent screem when you put in the oven

theres 1000 black guys an 1 white guy what is he called? the warden

why did diana cross the road? because she wasnt wearing a seatbelt

[omgpnda123]

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Don't mess with Chris Brown, bitch!

[C130thunder]

amazing !!! :D

[jhinferrmashun]

what's the best thing about having sex with an 8 year-old girl? if you flip her over, it's just like having sex with an 8 year-old boy!

What is the number 1 cause of Pedophilia? Sexy Kids!

A girl walks into a bar and a man says, "You will surely get lucky tonight!" She says" How do you know?" He replies,"Because im stronger than you"

[ilizashlesingerrocks]

These are awesome especially the last one. I am Jewish and it is totally true i also love your facial exxpression

[Justinfhtube]

How do you get a retard to kill himself. Just put a knife in his hand and ask him who's special.

[harddancemaniac]

how do you make a gay guy fuck a chick? shit in her pussy

[myth10100]

"That glass is mine!" ROFLMAO

[JakeyCochraneWHU]

"the good old days"

ahhaha

[robietrav]

good stuff man good stuff....people these days dont have a sence of humor

[GYPSYLOVECHILD83]

omg, i loved it

[m7md7atem]

I'm very offended by these Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in Aushwitz....

He got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

Here's another one, a Muslim chick asks her girlfriends "does this bomb make my ass look big?"

[dadeeman1oo]

then dont type in jewish jokes on youtube

[Shopola]

why was the black jew annoyed ?????

He had to sit at the back of the gas chamber !! boom boom

[thekiller678]

The Jew joke about porn made me laugh for 10 minutes LOL

[narcissusgray]

What did the gay man say on September 11th?

"It's Raining Men"

[socoshadow22]

fuck you, it's one thing to insult minorities but never insult American

[faytkiller]

@socoshadow22 Why cause theyll sit back and talk shit all day?

[kickmimano]

your very rude

[ps3quinn]

@kickmimano You're very gay haha jk

[bigbrown4114493]

what's the difference between a jew and a hippie?

one actually likes getting stoned.

[stormy1s]

damn thats offensive haha

[mma0tomars]

What's black and sits on top of the staircase after a house fire?

Steven Hawking.

Why did Hitler commit suicide?

He got his gas bill.

What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?

Acne doesn't come on an 8 year old's face.

How many dead babies does it take to paint my living room?

Depends on how hard I throw them.

[strpulse1]

lol here ma joke-

comic relief do something funny for money.

well i pushed a paki infront of a bus and nicked his walled dat wos funny

THIS WOS MADE TO NOT ACTUALLY OFFEND ANYONE SO IF IT DOES I AM SORRY

[funfunfunheeheehee]

YOU ROCK! I couldnt breathe I was laughing so hard!

5 Stars!

[GenerationXeroFilms]

Thanks!

[genius2469]

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She choked.

[LiamTorched]

hahah thanks for the laugh man. those were funny. I loved the "glass is half full" one.

[themultimedia]

while your driving you see a black kid riding a bike why dont you run him over?..

Its probley your bike dont want to scrat it

[themultimedia]

what do you say if you have to exicute a black person.....can we wait till day i cant see him..

sorry really lame joke

[c3046018]

what happens when a jew walks into a wall with an erection, ..........

he brakes his nose

why does beyonce sing "to the left.... to the left"

cos black people have no rights

why is there no racist white jokes.........

chuck norris

[GenerationXeroFilms]

I LOL'd at all of em'

[c3046018]

if you can laugh at them then your too serious

jewish jokes are the best and im jewish

send me some lol

[c3046018]

'cant'

[wojtek2004]

hahahaha, c3046018 - this was soooo funny! ROFL! thanks

[animafreak623]

"THAT GLASS IS MIIIINE"

[max42777]

how many Jews can you fit in a car?

3 in the back, 2 in the front, and 150 in the ash tray

[GenerationXeroFilms]

OH SHIT!!!

[wojtek2004]

max42777, i used to work in the auschwitz museum as a tour guide and i know a gazillion of jokes alike... the thing is that when i had jewish tourists they never got them :(

[daniel43437]

@max42777 oh nice ! ! !

[XxmanufanxX]

what do u do if u see a paki drowning in a river? throw in his wife an kids

[GenerationXeroFilms]

Oh Snap!

[m3i0wnu]

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

ANS: You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork!

[YouHaveMetYourMaker]

o my god

[potterwarsoftherings]

what's worse than 10 squirrels tied to one tree?

one squirrel tied to 10 trees

[BigZeeRo]

How many pallbearers does it take to carry an east indian to his grave?.............2 beacuase thats how many handles are on a garbage can

[themultimedia]

awsome

What the dif between a mexican and an eleivator...the elavator can raise a child

[andruandspanky]

Why did Princess Dianna cross the road? ...

She wasn't wearing a seat-belt.

[stantheman42069]

that nun with a spear threw her head joke was awsome lmfao

[SailorMoonHeroes]

What makes Little Hannah Cry???Paris Hilton

[LittleDollyShow]

LOL

[jsantiii]

yo You're so black, you went to night school and got marked absent

[turnip40]

not bad, not bad, but what about this one, whats the worst thing about fucking a bald pussy.... having to put the nappy back on afterwards.

[GenerationXeroFilms]

WHOA! That's offensive buddy!

LOL

[turnip40]

yes it is.... we had a comp at uni, to come up with the most offensive joke....you must be carefull who you tell. its like having explosives in your hand.... ok good luck brother

[YouHaveMetYourMaker]

wait... wat?

[turnip40]

dos that mean you dont get it.... or is it just shock brother

[YouHaveMetYourMaker]

bit a both

[themultimedia]

DISS

[bigbrown4114493]

What's the difference between a a black guy and milk? one screams while getting whipped

[Bestdude231]

whats the point of jewish football? to get the quarter back! =D

[rhymeslayer666]

whts the difference between a jew and a pizzA?

the pizza dnt scream wen u put it in the oven!

[HelpLadyLiberty]

Whats black and white and red all over

an 13 year old gang rape victim

[awais590]

lmaom dude your hilarious hahaha xD

[TylerWizzizzle]

what do u call a black priest????

holy shit

[Angelrulesss]

whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit

the bucket

[viper61794]

whats the difference between and 8 year old w acne and a catholic priest......

acne dosent came on an 8 year olds face

im soooo silly

[FallCassie]

Haha, that's great! Only heard the 2 back eye one.

[SonixAurora]

whats the difference between a dog on the road and a black man on the road?

...

there are brake marks by the dog

[Farmer01631]

Whats the best thing about shagging a baby? hearing the pelvic bone crack.

[IMcGhostI]

What the fuck? Thats a shit joke, I'm not offended by it, it's just fucking crap.

[msukjstm1]

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple???

rape

[Poya6666]

hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahaha

[leereedeastern1]

Absolutely hilarious!

[deadmen117]

that was so funny i think i got canncer

[GenerationXeroFilms]

LOL What!??

[heavymetalrocker101]

i resoect you because u dont get offended by JOKES

[Snagprophet]

that was funny, you certainly know humour

[yfg483792gew]

What's black or white and red all over?

An inter-racial abortion

[AuntySemitist]

i find these jokes extremely hatefull and rascist- ill have u know that there are jews on my family tree... and theyre still hanging there today. lol

[GenerationXeroFilms]

OMG! Good One!

[RonnsMoss]

What did Princess Di do when she found out her driver was drinking?

She hit the roof.

[noobploxx]

you're black ; and u make racist jokes?

this just can't get any better

[666ROCKERBOY999]

On dat was 1 of the funniest things I hav ever seen

[spelldragon05]

why are black people so tall?

Cause they're knee-grows

[xXetfbmthXx]

im gonna be honest i had to read this like 10 times b4 i got it xD

[MrOffensive09]

hey dumbass did u not read tha beginning.

if i recall it said "WARNING THESE JOKES MAY OFFEND SOME VIEWERS"

so dont bad mouth this guy he warned u dumbfuck!

im full mexican and i dont get offended when people call me wetback or spik or other shit cuz i could care less!

so shut tha fuck up!

[MrOffensive09]

lol sumones angry cuz they r wrong=p

[CoolCalmJames]

One question.. is your name Kevin Jamal Woods ? hhaa

[GenerationXeroFilms]

Uh, No? lol

[CoolCalmJames]

Damn you like like him though.

[keyboardplaya]

What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and Sarah Palin's vagina?

Only 20% of what comes out of her vagina is retarded.

Oh, and lipstick.

[Twitch103rd]

LMAO dude this was great.

[ChimneyMcSmokesalot]

aahahaha!!!! "Not Being Retarded" omg i luv the straight face.lol

[duarius]

THIS SHIT IS THE BEST

[GenerationXeroFilms]

thanks

[QW42]

what do you call an ethiopian taking a shit?

A show off

[GenerationXeroFilms]

Good One!

[tonydvs9]

this whole conversation has me in stitches

[importedmusic]

shit

[wdonica]

If your wife keeps comming out of the kitchen and naggin you, what did you do wrong?

You made her chain too long.

[Eddiebhoy1888]

i dont get the seal walking into a club one

[louiscfc93]

seals get clubbed to death in hunts

[s0s47]

good job man i am not racist but i love any kind of jokes...

Yours were awsome :) (especially one with woman with 2 black eyes)

[halogirl333]

a baby seal walked into a club

[RikuJerrad]

xD I love racist jokes.

[KingKungFuCantona]

What do you call an abortion clinic for black babies? Crime-stoppers

[cr85racer13]

XD hahahahahaha awesome

[wackid89]

Lol liked the end one!

[JohnsLazy]

Seal walks into a club :P

I had just been watching those videos of seal hunting..

[TroyandSeanshow]

great video man, its nice to see someone who has a sense of humor

[immax01]

Good job man, whether they are original or not, your deliveries are awesome.

[GenerationXeroFilms]

Thanks

[03Paigie03]

This is a good video all jokes can be funny if they are not attened to an actual person a black man telling black jokes is a great way to proove the theory

[GenerationXeroFilms]

Thanks, a few of my friends said the same thing

[Jabbawannabee]

wow i've never seen a black person say black jokes, good job :D...whats the difference between a picture of jesus, and the real jesus, it only talk one nail to hang a picture of jesus!

[GronTheMighty]

lol.. good ones ^^

[azsxdcfvgbhnjmhn]

great jokes

[toxicyeti]

a seal walks into a club XD

[Constantko]

i dont get it

[brunlightning]

seals get clubbed to death in seal hunts

[Angelofmercy01]

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape? i don't get it

[pictureperfect09]

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape all enjoy except the 1 getting raped