Monty Python - Lumberjack Song

[TheRandomkid321]

Is the bigginign supposed to be a parody of sweeny todd?

[ShrimpComedy]

ok wait, where do mounties come into the picture of transvestite lumberjacks?

[jonnycashman100]

HA HAA HA COUGH

XD

LOLZ

ha fuaw freus

[ruthyblakester]

Flipping classic! Best of them all!!!

[Gutbessergosser]

Scots pine isn't native to British Columbia and I seriously doubt anyone would grow it there for anything other than ornamental.



[Jellybabiebunny]

No. 1 hit

[cumulo25]

Graham Chapman is best gumby

[shadowknowsjo]

At least BC gets a cameo here!

[TheAdamewing]

I don't know why the tape recording is my favorite part.

[lotten1992]

i'd love to meet these guys and talk to them, just once would've been a dream come true

R.I.P. Graham Chapman

[Planktontwo]

@lotten1992 Had the pleasure of meeting Eric Idle about 5 years ago.  He was a riot and very nice as he signed my homemade gumby head wrap. I bowed to him in appreciation for being an comedy "Idle" with the troupe.

[lotten1992]

@Planktontwo lucky you

[Planktontwo]

@lotten1992 I definitely felt that way.  I grew up on these guys and now I get to meet one of them? I knew it wasn't going be Graham Chapman. Oh, Mr. Idle even signed on of my DVD's I posess of the entire "Flying Circus" history. It was a night to remember, not to rub it in on ya.

[lotten1992]

@Planktontwo no, that's ok

i'm not that kind of person to hold a grudge on someone.

Don't worry

:)

[Mchammershot]

HAHAHAHAHA AWESOME I just love this. thumbs up for real comedy like Monty Python's ^^

[lavamatstudios]

I used to be a lumberjack and okay, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

[Mchammershot]

@lavamatstudios hahahhaha TOBUSCUS!!!!

[jaymac1337]

@Mchammershot hahahhaha no. Skyrim.

[LizzieGirl5175]

@lavamatstudios Was it by the knights who say Ecky ecky ecky pitang zoom boing?

[MicroWorldLover]

oHH-LA-LA! Thank GOD for Monty Python!!

[MicroWorldLover]

This is for you, baby1

[666jangofett]

sweeney todd

[mcaddicts]

72 people are offended mounties

[Rswowplayer]

72 people are transvestitational lumberjacks who are offended.

[62jeannettecharles51]

ehm nothing is too crazy

[93dontpanic]

i object to all this sex on the television. i keep falling off!

[clemstevenson]

Thanks to the National Boshalist Party, there are now no lumberjacks in Minehead.

[NinjaPoetGrl]

He put's on women's clothing.. and hangs around in bars? (Shrug) He's a lumberjack and he's ok!

[Actonrf]

gaydar receiving pings

[Xstrain]

this will always remind me of my first love thanks for the memories if thay wertent humourous i wouldnt be here

[CleeGuy2009]

72 people doesn't cut down trees, eat their lunch and go to the lavatory.

[Ballet4Everz]

sweeney todd much....

[ethelmurmur]

I would like to know who the 71 people with no sense of humor are......let us take count....I liked it....who are the 71 of you that obviously takes life WAY too serious and have no sense of humor about anything?

[baxter5431]

@ethelmurmur

No, you wouldn't like to know those 70 dullards. They're from this later generation who laugh at toilet humor and where every other utterance is "MF this" and "MF that." Classic comedy such as Monty Python is timeless and will still be enjoyed 100 years from now: just like Chaplin, L&H, The Three Stooges, etc. are now. The 70 who don't find this funny are total write offs. Leave them alone to go back and watch their "American Idol" crapola.

[ethelmurmur]

Classic! I love it!

[JoyceBreecq45]

ha i am ur girl

[MandaDunnno]

More people today need this sense of humor.

[Doommaster677]

And this once again affirms that Monty Python is still a lot funnier than some of the shit we have today in America and the rest of the world......

[nillyvanilla3]

70 people are lumberjacks, but aren't okay

[scy1192]

3:51 skip to the song

[BenjaminKuruga]

@scy1192 Why would I want to skip? flagged :3

[AmiraIleenei466]

lol Share ur dreams and thoughts with me

[MrDavidivad]

LOL the narrator of the letter is hilarious.

[qqquigley]

@MrDavidivad

Because it's John Cleese, of course!

[TheShedlife]

A good WOODY song!!!!!

[ethelmurmur]

@TheShedlife Yes it has a woody feel to the word doesn't it......

[lordalessan]

70 people dislike DISLIKE! DISLIKE! DISLIKE! BLOOD! SPURT! ARTERY! MURDER! HITCHCOCK! PSYCHO! BLOOD! DAMMIT!

[WildWolfheart23]

how does that guy not notice the blood on the barber's hands? if i was there i would taken one look and walked away

[lordalessan]

@WildWolfheart23 Are you kidding? Then you would've missed the entire song! In every homicidal barber lies the hearth of an aspiring lumberjack who likes to put on women's clothing.

[WildWolfheart23]

@lordalessan well how would i know that if i just randomly walked in the place to get my hair cut

[CanadianStereotype]

This surprises me: Non-Canadians know what a British Columbia is?

[CanadianStereotype]

This is better than our shitty O Canada.

[glowittblova16]

This makes me proud to think when i was younger i wanted to be a canadian mounted police singing this song off the top of my lungs.....I'm 15 now and i thought of that dream when i was 15.

[paullavan2011]

All the other Gumbies are better than this - but Graham was probably the real genius in Python.

[calibornfish]

monty python is the best thing ever :)

[uofm97]

"Many of my best friends are lumberjacks and only a few of them are transvestites." lmfao

[bg200]

Sweeny Todd is later than this, I'm pretty sure. Not sure when it was first written.

[HerbredMadness]

@bg200 Sweeny Todd is waaaay older than Monty Python. The Depp movie was just the latest one.

[adamfuckinknowsit]

@xWAFFLESLAYERx no English people actually write dates correctly with the day first you say the 14th of December when talking why change it when writing it shortened? And calling someone "dumbass" because you're to ignorant to know how most other countries do things, that makes you a dumb arse

[Zimnyification]

Is that a dig at Sweeney Tod?

[JerryAshlyam350]

erm i am a lonely girl from the uk

[xWAFFLESLAYERx]

Aired 14-12-69? theres no 14th month dumbass

[dharmaseed]

@xWAFFLESLAYERx They don't write dates the same way in Britain....the day and month are reversed.

[xWAFFLESLAYERx]

@dharmaseed really? wow ive just learned something new. thanks

[2536b]

@xWAFFLESLAYERx And insulted someone without apology, even after it was proven you were wrong.

[xWAFFLESLAYERx]

@2536b now i feel bad. but i guess i do owe and apology. so Sorry for saying something stupid like that because i didnt know that that band was british.....

[uofm97]

@xWAFFLESLAYERx Monty Python is a comedy group.......not a band. Although they did write songs for their projects, it wasn't a profession for them by any means.

[xWAFFLESLAYERx]

@uofm97 aaahhh.

[mongorians22]

Sweeny Todd is such a good parody of this :)

[ThePianohead]

@mongorians22

Sweeny Todd is *not* a parody of this. Sweeny Todd has been around since circa 1846, long before Monty Python was even thought of.

[mongorians22]

@ThePianohead I know, that was a joke, good sir.

[WatchVenusSpa]

70 people can't wear women's clothing and hang around in bars...

[nepppy1]

@WatchVenusSpa challenge accepted

[AdamhaiderTV]

Who remembers this in the 90s PC game? I use to play it constantly. :-)

[CoolKillerClan]

it a pit insulting when your canadian but still funy

[MelvinThe42]

I have to skip a large part of the vid in order to hear the song.

[TaamNerbys]

70 people are transvestite lumerjacks.

[Rswowplayer]

I bet sweeny todd was made on this skit.

[bringerovdeath]

@Rswowplayer this 1969 , sweeny tood 1973

[Rswowplayer]

@bringerovdeath Right but i'm saying this skit perhaps held an idea for the musical.

[HoppoLOL]

Sweeney Todd was based on true story (sorta) not this.

[halfNERD17]

this inspired the rocky horror picture show

[HerrHoitzing]

Great, no more words necessary.

btw, does anyone know a "and now for something completely different" in which John cleese is being grilled on a campfire by cavemen in a forest environment? (well, this is how i remember it) i saw it once on a python movie at one of my friend's but i can't find it anywhere on the web... thanks in advantage.

python greating from holland!

[oasisgirl1978]

"only a few of them are transvestites" LMAO

[chiffer1337]

omg... he really is awesome!

[iNaviFox]

TrystanSeven remixed this into a dubstep song. It sounds awesome, you should check it out.

/watch?v=WsdnPlIvr1E

[middleC17]

OHHH! And I thought you were so rugged!

Hahahahhahaahahah!!!!!

[hotnoodle101]

@MannySteinerBIeeky You, my dear, fair sir, are a blithering imbecile. You've had your time out, time to take your insults, fear and ignorance and crawl back into the hate-cubby from whence you came.

[kuledrumergie87]

@hotnoodle101 you, my dear, fair sir, are epic. Someone should give you a medal for the most intelligent and awesome insult I've ever seen on youtube!

[hotnoodle101]

@kuledrumergie87 Thank you! That definitely made my night.

[coregoon]

Coprolalia, not tourette. Although someone with tourette can certainly have coprolalia

[doctorwhom1]

if he can't even be trusted with a razor who would trust him with an axe, let alone a chainsaw?

[AsianKrankNJ]

Squeeee

[HDCAMAN]

LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[karlinngustafinn]

tourets syndrome?

[1996nancydrew]

Yay British Columbia!!! :)

my dads a lumberjack, but i'm pretty sure he does not put on women's clothing :P

[CapPicard]

5:03 - "I like to put on women's clothing and hang around in bars!"

Sounds like Barney Frank! :D

[drriderchic]

lmfao!!!! lovely!!! lol

[utah1568]

"you wouldn't rather forget all about it?"

[xXTheWorldIsFlatXx]

INSTANT CLASSIC

[NoInfringementIntent]

If you guys want to get right to the song [and bypass the sketch leading up to it], go to 4:22 :-)

[CATHERINEDAVIES123]

hilarious

[garthphantomlife]

I WENT TO THE UPPER PENINSULA ON VACATION LAST WEEK AND MET A REAL LUMBERJACK... HE WAS WEARING PLAID AND EVERYTHING!! :D

[DeadNorwegianBlue]

I'm a Lumberjack and I'm okay

I eat Kraft Dinner all night and day

[SilverInsanity]

I love how he sings Jerome Kern at the end. XDDDD

[TheUltimateAce]

@MannySteinerBleeky it sounds to me you just don't have a life to show such emotion to people who are ON THE INTERNET!!!

[FSMonster]

I would like to complain in strongest possible terms about all the retarded "If you think this..." comments asking to be thumbed-up. If you agree please give vigorous thumbs up to this comment!

[blondbergers]

i'm canadian and this song makes me smile! :)

[MannySteinerBIeeky]

Tree-murderers and reducers are all faggot scum.

[InitialDVanCity]

@MannySteinerBIeeky hahaha dirty hippie can't change the world

[MannySteinerBIeeky]

@InitialDVanCity - the fact scum like you posted what you did to me proves that the world will return back to being free of your sub-human faggot-jew kind. You cunts think you can change the world into the shit it is - with useless-eaters like you in it - but somehow it won't ever either go back to normal or just be destroyed (which is a preferable option to letting anything exist that allows your kind to be)?! You cunts have no talent and real power. Kill yourself homo anti-Gaian sub-human.

[jenny151618]

@MannySteinerBIeeky... You are a very angry person, aren't you?

[MannySteinerBIeeky]

@jenny151618 - I'm angry at injustice - and angry at how evil, and therefore injust, it is that anyone could act like they don't understand that is a correct honest reaction to evil.

For example, how can anyone decent not be angry at how someone evil like you can say that to me as if I'm wrong - and say nothing to the person with the obvious social problems & need to be abusive whom I was replying to. A sane person would have said to them - they are sick in the head for 'trolling' me.

Die liar.

[MannySteinerBIeeky]

@jenny151618 - does that make sense to you, what I commented?

You're a good example of very bad parenting or 'adult' supervision - it always attacks or belittles the one who is against evil, but never the evil they are against.

You state I'm angry - yet you actually manage to miss how unjustifiably-angry the person who replied me is. How twisted inside do you have to be, to say or think 'dirty hippie can't change the world' & think that's funny too.

You must be stupid to be not angry at this.

[jenny151618]

@MannySteinerBIeeky... I did not think that ''dirty hippie can't change the world' was funny(It didn't make me mad niether though) and how am I an example of bad parenting? I'm not a parent nor an adult! Anyway, sorry if I offended you... I truely didn't mean to! And no none of what you have commented made any sense to me.... Sorry I never meant to have this conversation with you... Sorry, again, if I offended you in anyway!

[MannySteinerBIeeky]

@jenny151618 - oh ok, you react totally different to the stalker with 1000s of channels, so it's probably not you then.

[Jujegocrazy]

@jenny151618 Can you guys just shut up and enjoy the Monty Python clip? Are you two so daft that you have to fight over something that frivolous just to say that YOU are right and destroy the comedy of this show?

[jenny151618]

@Jujegocrazy... I did shut up.... and I never said anything about being right.... And I've never seen the whole show... I just liked the song....

[MannySteinerBIeeky]

@jenny151618 - in case you don't know - a main reason such things as being 'speciesist' & insensitive are able to happen, is because of people not being in their bodies properly - fags are one type responsible for that plague.

How else are we in a world where anyone would need reminded eg - a chainsaw isn't a tolerable noise. People used to blotting out the obvious from their experiences (things in anus, nobs in shit) are responsible for insensitivity to environment also. It makes a hellworld.

[jenny151618]

@MannySteinerBIeeky.... Whatever floats your banana boat!  Lol!

[kuledrumergie87]

@MannySteinerBIeeky Umm, it's a joke? It's not like they actually were cutting down trees, or even making lumberjacks look okay.

Also, I am getting the sense that you are homophobic, and at least a little racist. Sub-human? how is someone less than human for having an opinion. I hope you're just trolling to get a laugh out of responders and aren't actually this intolerant.

[MannySteinerBIeeky]

@kuledrumergie87 - right twat, and what i wrote is a factual statement. i didn't say i had issues with python.

scumfuck, it's obvious you're the same paedo that stalks me using hundreds of channels etc, you pervert faggot cunt, cause only you would be dumb enough to try condeming me for what i wrote - while acting like sure it's fine to take the piss out of crossdresser fags etc for comedy like the video here - but not when it's true.

kill yourself idiot.

[kuledrumergie87]

@MannySteinerBIeeky I think I'll also add paranoia to your growing list of mental issues. Also, I guess if you stretch it you could add delusions of grandeur as well, since you seem to think someone has wasted enough time to create hundreds of channels to stalk you. Just keep your tin foil hat on, or else he'll start reading your mind.

I didn'y even know asylum patients were allowed to use the internet.

[MannySteinerBIeeky]

@kuledrumergie87 - faggot how the fuck is it possible to be as stupid and evil as you are, and you don't even know that you are - your usual cuntfaced attitude there, where you type the exact same shite you always post from your 1000s of stalker prick channels, all the while wording it like you don't understand at all how obvioius it is you're the same fucking child-molester.

kill yourself you faggot paedo useless-eater nature-spirit-abusing scum.

[southwestsearch]

Great!! The full version!! Oh, and it's coconut.

Holy Grail. Live on M. P.!!!

[Pdiminator]

I LOVE MONTY PYTHON!!!

[dorkfishtada]

Brotzy: African or European ? Lol I love the holy Grail!!!!!

[MrIndieguitar]

@dorkfishtada I don't know!!??!?!

[CrazyStyxFan]

@MrIndieguitar *launches into a pit*

[brotzy78]

what is the airspeed velocity of an unladened swallow???

[brotzy78]

what is the windspeed velocity of an unladened swallow???

[R0CkkLOosteer112324]

my teacher played this in class and didnt know it was from monty python

[soullessgingerFTW]

have the song on my itouvh XD

[pappa6000]

I´m a luber jack and i´m OK

[TheLandkeks]

and now for something completely different...

...the larch

[KelltheTitan]

ROFL pay attention to the womens expression though the whole vid 4:18 5:05 5:20 5:30

[NewPhoenixFilms]

@KelltheTitan that's her face right? I saw nothing.

wink, wink?

[weasleynmunatoti]

WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE PYTHON MEMBER?

[LizaMMX]

@weasleynmunatoti John Cleese, because he looks damn good in a bikini.

[nccish]

Michael Palin wets my pants!

[murray821]

70 people dont wanted to be a barber.

[Sonsoffenrar]

Thumb's up if something to do with runescape minigame's bought you here.!

[StuntmanKnut]

I love how the lumberjack choir get more and more confused with the lyrics until they all refuse to have anything to do with it, any more!

[goth9ever]

i wonder if dentists are like this with teeth

[indoorin]

@goth9ever Of course not! They use high explosives.

[TheThirdRonnie]

he chops down trees he wears a bra...sounds like ronnie barker dressed up as a woman

[TheThirdRonnie]

he chops down trees he wears a bra...sounds like dame edna

[purplecatzzz]

i LOVE this song!!! one of the best monty python sketches

[purplecatzzz]

i LOVE this song!!!

[demon1293]

LOL

[Spammer5068]

I like to watch my youtube videos without getting involved in pointless arguments :)

[J5MARLON]

0@Spammer5068 Whats the flight speed of a swallow?

[weckar]

@J5MARLON African or European swallow? And what load does it bear?

[J5MARLON]

@weckar I'm not sure I think its caring a cocanut. :)

[demonicspire1]

this has convinced me mortal kombat 9 needs a mountie outfit for Liu Kang. Think about it.

[Nostalgico80]

69 folks here didn't have a dear mama.

[waldbube]

the german version of the song is much more funny, yes, this is really possible;)

[hermancutts]

@waldbube They are english you german sausage.

[waldbube]

@hermancutts and i m swiss, hahah, but they made a german version also, which is in original tune.

[PrimalCaterpie123]

I always wanted to be a....LUMBERJACK! Swinging from tree to tree, my best girly by my side!

Are you sure?

Does this look unsure to you!?

[grumpyzrp]

Genius!

[englisheagle]

british comedy @ it's best

[MasterFhyl]

monty python isnt funny

[Thebul41]

@MasterFhyl i don't think your allowed to use that sentence... it's not grammatically correct

[SupermarketsRevil]

@Thebul41 It's 'YOU'RE', faggot.

[Thebul41]

@SupermarketsRevil this is the internet faggot. not grammar school you damn retard

[SupermarketsRevil]

@Thebul41 Using slang and abbreviations is fine in such a casual forum, but deliberately making the choice to use the wrong 'your/you're' is to think it's cool ti be illiterate. Don't be stupid, learn to spell.

[Thebul41]

@SupermarketsRevil mother fucker i'm in AP English. i'm a fucking junior in high school and i take freshman english classes for college. don't you dare tell me how to spell. there's a difference between thinking it's "cool" like you so blatantly put it or just laziness. for me it would be just fuckin laziness. now if you want to get on someone's case about being "illiterate" talk to someone who doesn't know how to read and write. btw you need a spell check cause you spelled "to" wrong. dumbass

[SupermarketsRevil]

@Thebul41 A typo cause by hitting a key adjacent to the one you were aiming for is common and understandable. Deliberately butchering the english language is not. Learn the language or go back to church and work on your redneck.

[Thebul41]

@SupermarketsRevil i'm not a redneck you dumbshit. i know my language. i did not "deliberately butcher" my language. ever heard of a slip of the mind? also, so what if i go to church? is that a crime? i guess typing something to be funny and not using "grammatical correctness" and being a Christian is wrong? dude you need to come up with something other than the "your" thing cause otherwise i'll just think you're too retarded to think of something else, in that case i'd be done with you