I'm gonna run from the cops today!

[x9x9x9x9x9]

one of my favorite stories

[FarhanNajmi02]

my dad is a police..

[superfuckayou]

@FarhanNajmi02 is a cop*

[itwuzavalibles256]

DUDE COPS ARE LIKE BEARS.DONT RUN

[jayhwang17]

BIG SEAN I DO ITT

[AllDayElement]

i got dat snapback its fresh a.f

[noobie1890]

You got by veryyyy lucky. They could have easily gotten you

[awesome248]

swoozie, y r u so lucky?

[ANormalGuy]

Actually, wont the cop have his license plate number since they all have a camera on the front?

._. Swoozie... How does the cops not have a record on your ass?

[dixie0chick]

lol. "Took yuh tings mon" I've never heard you talk like that

[MrLegoCreator10]

he makes lego videos!!!

[MrFinn345]

Check out my minecraft vids

[anthonymcguire57]

lol

[hazulnut21]

HOLA HOLA HOLAAA

YOU RAN FROM A ROW OF COPS ON THE STREET

[meowthchan]

as I show this to my dad to show how yummy swoozie is

[MineThatCraft]

Moral of the story is.. law enforcement, don't beat me up.

[MultiBradyB]

Nooooo man old swoozie was waayyyy BETTERR!!!

[MrJoshDTv]

Who else noticed this is the beat to I Do It by Big Sean?

[TheAmazingSquirtle]

Duuuude, that's so wild.

[hersheyguy1]

That seems like something that I would do

[DLA324]

Swoozie I have been a Sgt. for 5 years and that is some funny shit! Thanks for the entertainment!!

[Haseorunemanga]

I knew I heard this song somewhere, "I Do It." SWOOZIE06!

[DetroitTigersFan187]

YOURE A BULLS FAN FUCK YOU GO PISTONS EVEN THOUGH THEY EPICLY SUCK RIGHT NOW !!

[s1eepyZ]

Uh Swoozie The Cop Just Wanted Some Fun Brah Otherwise He Would Have Stopped You Lol Member They Have Dashboard Cams Soo You Could Have Just Said Pull The Tapes If He Did try Anything (Improve A Talent That Beats Most)

[insidecrescent]

i do it



[GLENN6423]

now i wanna dip on the cops for fun love this

[315peacelover]

CRAP!!! My freakin' computer won't play past second 16!!!! DANG IT!!!!!!! >:(

[RinakaAiko]

lol i think i just felt what you felt during that rush hour time. ADRENALINE! XD

i think my heart was beating fast too xD (Y)

[xooxViCtORiAxoox]

You are THE best story teller =)

[xXDoublexAceXx]

now that you mention it.......

sounds like fun :D

[KalphiteGenius]

I just had Chipotle for the first time a few weeks ago... ugh, it was so good..

[KeroAJ]

Moral of the story: Run from the cops at least once, even if you didnt do anything

[fanousontheloose]

what car were you driving that was all suped up?

[1337EK]

the morale of the story issss, you cant trust the system.

[TheNemarShow]

end of video: swoozie flashes his need for speed game ....ahhh memories.

[jovanee25turkey]

Dude! I freakin love chipole!!

[JanaiaCarter]

lol u have the most fun

[luke300222]

What's the background music?

[NicoleDeveraux]

my dad used to do this ALL the time...

[nash1344]

swoozie as a future law enforcement officer I have to say... you slick brotha. if im ever protecting the peace and I spot you im stopping you just to say hi LOL

ps.

i'll be done with academy and be LAPD in time for 2012 E3..

[meimeiGGG123]

OMG you are the most chill person. the naruto love xDDD

[katebugster]

Moral of the story: don't be stupid

[clifdog100]

when is the next animation coming out

[babybenna1]

what car did u have

[Nicknormz]

shut up u nob haHAHA

[CrazedPuppeteer]

you're not alone, I'd love to be in a police chase xD just to see if I could get away.

[PhillyGirl1]

I can't sleep and am in a sad mood right now, and your videos are just helping right now .

[CMcCail]

You the man bro lol.

[diszkidwaszheresz]

what kind of car do you drive?

[DemiTrusdale3]

Epic story! yet again lol.. i ran from a police car too, but... i was a pedestrian, he was police officer chasing no criminals in a speeding car... so.. yeah. mild story XP..

[DemiTrusdale3]

@DemiTrusdale3 my story i mean

[DemiTrusdale3]

@DemiTrusdale3 even drove up to me on the street 5 mins later to ask me if he'd seen any 'suspicious characters fleeing the scene in this area" and this brushup happened only because i forgot what day it was x_x sorry about the multi post though... 

[BlackRosesN9]

Soooo funny LOL. your heart was beating in your throat! LOLOL

Big Sean instrumental was so good ;)

[superfuckayou]

u should make a cartoon of this! may be u should make more cartoons with ur stories! i love the cartoons

[azncoolguy222]

what car do u drive??

[kelath5555]

Most of the cops in my neighborhood are shiny and brand-new, so they pull you over for things that aren't actually illegal, realize it halfway through the ticket, then hand you your license and mumble for you to have a nice day. I think I'm immune to cop fear now.

[smartinez020]

Love ur vids!

[punyfarts102]

your stories are epic they make me scared then excited at the same time

[DigitalxGamer]

xD That is quite a funny story. Almost something out of Fast and the Furious, except like 50 mph slower~

[Sbdro]

what kind of car did you drive :O!

[thewolfstarfire]

you like naruto cool right now they are in naruto shippuden

[DFxWoLvEz]

>.> Swoozie u DO NOT PUT a kit on a car unless u have some kinda power under the hood >.>, u just....u just can't

[Drifter425]

@DFxWoLvEz Swoozie was a ricer...Swoozie was a ricer... Just chant it old school style on an elementary school playground..

[SitOnYouProductions]

this is the same context as "Driving While Black (DWB)"

[Drifter425]

My uncle is a cop. I showed him this video and he told me how whenever he gets a call saying that there is chase, He finishes whatever he's doin really quick, than speeds to join the chase because ALL cops enjoy a good chase! It's exhilarating,Speeding down i 95 going 120 miles an hour is fun..

[dubzyone]

thumbs if you saw his video before. :) old swoozie

[Str8Ezy]

Thumbs up for everyone to know the instrumental is called

Big Sean - I Do It

[DEESHORTKID]

that would still be badass even if that was on gta4

[thiscangetnasty]

lol but for some reason I find it hard to believe u did that hahahaha

[naniii99]

fkin halarious bro

[uhate0iskate]

was the name of the instramentle

[arashtoop]

wow, adande! I've been subbed to you for almost 2 years new and your stories are getting better and better and you're getting more recognition and views :)

[Selenam16]

Your Really Cute :D & Funny video's

[WoWPunk1]

LMFAOOOOOOO, your an awesome story teller man, don't stop uploading ! xD

[Aero978]

Swoozie what you drive

[Pos3nSMil3]

NINJA BLOOD!

You're stories are the best >.<

[Sora2314]

Are these stories true? O_O

[SVUfannyc]

Lmao "Naruto love"

[drewfilms123]

you tell the best stories! XD

[rastawhitelocks]

holy shit swoozie i didnt notice you were black until you said that! >.> anyways i love your videos

[xHxCxNinjaxTurtlesx]

I like the other version better.

[mortalkombatfan7]

I Do It.

[S1L3N7xxBurdman]

@swoozie06 Yo man, I just found your channel the other night, but I swear i've already watched all your vids. Keep it up man, love your vids

[NotSoFamousX]

Omg the I do it retro style redo sounds so dope. I wanna download that lol

[YungJJ24]

dis is tight

[ShadowShaddy1992]

Love ya storys man, but know you told this story already??? Lmao

[naruhinafan94]

Yes, sometimes I have that urge to do what you did Swoozie, but I will never do it (probably).

[jibrahim10]

swoozie06 im young should i start doing story telling too



[thatkidushldkno]

@jibrahim10 leave it to swoozie

[TheColourfulRanga]

Damn swoozie your so cool I made a YouTube account just to comment on your videos, btw can u give a shout out to me in your next video blog

Thanx swoozie!

[FoxyValerie]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooool

[FlyingAero]

Moral of the story is...YOU CANT TRUST THE SYSTEM MAAAN

[ninjaguy0912]

i love how you always put cool backround in your vids

:)

[mitch1171]

4:51 Natural Black Instincts... ;)

[parisien966]

@mitch1171 i LULd soo hard!!!

[kikiresistance]

wrx for the win

[xKingzThrone]

this guy is gonna be the best grandpa ever tellin the most badass stories

[InfiniteJason]

Haha, I want that cop to watch this.

[thedude1521]

The original video was the first video i saw of yours!

[sneakybeaver13V2]

@swoozie06 Dude people take pictures all the time of my car but not because I are missing a trunk. Anyways Because people are taking pics of my car they end up running into someone and I just laugh. I drive a 2008 GTI with blacked out windows. One of my friends had the same thing happen to their car when they took it to a shop.

[Isqaiter]

Big Sean!

[MrAsianabe]

big sean ftw

[sexyaznballa]

why are you so hot?!???! <333

[brownsugr111]

@swoozie06 I couldn't help but notice the first instrumental you used. Are you a Big Sean fan?

[gunitzpqm]

Vlog #10 is the reason why I subscribed.

[obamakidd358]

the original version you had of this one was the first video i watched of yours <3

[cacoonify]

Chipotle!! Yea



[dradjah]

i did almost the same thing with my friends on my bike when i was 12

[Slecker95]

I'm guessing that cop was like "Ahh fuck this, I don't get paid enough too chase down 2 speeding cars at 2:00 in the morning, ....might as well make it three."

[OJMayoTheNextOne]

Maybe the cop is watching this....lol

[K1dsCanPlay2]

SACK

[K1dsCanPlay2]

SACK

[K1dsCanPlay2]

EVERYONE COMMENT THE WORD SACK

SO ITS ALL YOU SEE IN THE COMEENTS

[Linky001]

I DO IT! BOYEEE

[EvilboyBackUp63]

if this only happend a week ago or a months, then you will end up a problem.

if a cop see this, they will arrest you, and you will get few months or few years in jaill.

[EvilboyBackUp63]

how long time ago did this happend?

[20skr20]

Swoozie I want the bulls hat man u kno if the hat store u went to has more ill send u the money

[Tyler1649]

I do It by Big Sean is playing in the background!!!

[Iparistv]

OMG awsomeness :D

[phoenixakari]

the music is a nice touch

[Spudzish]

Y U NO MAKE VIDOEZ? sike, when is your next video, please respond, i will write that on my calendar!

[Cobend4Music]

Heck YEAH!!!!!

YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE COPPERS!!

SKKKRRRRRRR! -tires screeching-

[MrsMurphy062009]

@swoozie06 go to a 1/4 mile... a record ain't worth 'the rush'.

[plowme23]

I WANT YOUR HAT!!!!!

[roflwaffle12321]

old story is old.

[bones1active]

Hey i have a question. Have you ever had feelings for your best friend? whos a girl. and if you did what did you do about it?

[TNAHCRAMB]

Is that beat Big Sean's I Do It instrumental ? you kind of look like Big Sean.

[C0DPLAY3R69]

Why u no post new vidz?!??

[Nathaniel21]

You are the best storyteller!

[bloodybanana10600]

lol no you get poled over because the cops saw you selling weed

[Pookalah1]

"i got that naruto love for you bro" lol... epic

[bloodybanana10600]

lol i ran from da cops!!

[Urbanmaniac111]

Yo swoozie i just wanna remind u.....

U GOT OVER 100,000 SUBSCRIBERS!!!!!!!

[AndrushkaTV]

Lol Press 4 many times and quickly

[RRaiderR]

A cop cannot follow you for more than 1 mile without his siren on and then bust them on and bust you... he has to turn them on in the first mile. just saying at least in california.

[slasher970]

why dont you post that much anymore?

[megajonathan96]

bro watch the chris rock how not to get your ass beat by the police

[jdis101]

lol i dont believe you! theirs no way this is true

[flasheyecon]

you look like dhalsim

[bigbrown4114493]

I want to know where swoozie gets his intro beats

[nailfreakemma]

i want a shout out

[SuperPingvinen]

He took jah tings man!

-He´s from the islands by the way

XD

[lethalchickenent]

Someone plays too much GTA :-)

[SunshineBeauty01]

Its cause im black... jk (but seriously). best line ever ;p

[ohwtfitsyou]

Happy birthday!!

[ohwtfitsyou]

You're one of the few black guys I'd date. I hope I dont sound racist cause I'm not. Nonetheless I love listening to you stories, even if it was 20 minutes

[swoozie06]

@ohwtfitsyou ~ haha nah, ur good-- where u taking me on this date?? I'm hungry!

[ohwtfitsyou]

@swoozie06 haha, didn't realize you actually answerd questions. i was fan girl laughing for quite some time; although i have no idea why.

[josephgrovers]

Which video did you delete?

[swoozie06]

@josephgrovers ~ was the 15th vid I uploaded with the same title

[cdavantzis]

@swoozie06 /watch?v=n0RJWAYt-O0&annotatio­n_id=annotation_171050&feature­=iv

the videos still up swoozie

[amhowell94]

@josephgrovers

its not deleted. its unlisted

watch?v=n0RJWAYt-O0

[ieatkackandpie]

i liked the original one better :)

[katxx95]

dud your halarious, hey i got an idea for a vid u should do

[ColonelAftershock]

I cant tell the diff from the original vlog to this one.

[Baconpiece]

Happy Birthday!!!

Where do you get the Mario on your wall under the hat shelf?:D

[Vegluv091]

happy birthday!

and your teeth are soooo white! lol

[RiotTor]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWOOZIE!!!!!!!!!!

[sharpasadullknife]

If the cop had wanted you guys he could have had you he was sitting in your blind spot running your plates

[swoozie06]

@sharpasadullknife ~ Think he may have figured that one of us woulda ran if he tried to pull us over--- butttt he might have just wanted to play too :)

[sharpasadullknife]

@swoozie06 deffinitely possible i know around where i live the cops will be cool as hell in one place and assholes in others and in response to the one of you running piece if he has the car that hes behinds license plate then it doesnt matter who runs he will just go off after the one that continues and then get you with a ticket later your probably right he was probably just having fun ([-.-]) im not gonna lie if i become a cop i might mess with speeders too

[sharpasadullknife]

@swoozie06 i just stumbled across your channel and im liking your stuff keep it up

[tutyf11]

SWOOZ U MY HERO BRO

[N0LoveToday]

Happy B-day!

[DIYRubiks]

HAPPEHBIRTH DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (DUMPS CONFETTI OVAH YOU)

[swoozie06]

@DIYRubiks ~ *laughing as I cover my head*

[DIYRubiks]

@swoozie06 OMG SWOOZIE JUST REPLIED TO MY COMMENT OMG FJDASKLJFASKLAKLFAJSFJ;LASJFAK­SJ;DFJAS;LFJDASFKLD;A *FAINTS*



[PIamenPenchev]

@DIYRubiks Lol gratz. Thats a whole dream come true :s

[sweetteaforever]

Happy birthday sWooZie, love your videos. Best wishes :)