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  • I've never found the scottish accent sexier ;)

  • "ouch"

  • Johnny Depp <3 <3 <3

  • "What every writer needs to write is 15 prostitutes, some cotton wool, and a long striped animal"

  • 2:56 the cutest 'ouch' ever .

  • That's quite long you've been drinking boy...... That's very special isn't it? Youre bleeding XD

  • LOL. But I don't like Johnny Depp's accent in this film.

  • Good boy?? AHAHAH I think that dog isn't a boy xD 3:09

  • hahaha aww dog can't even look Johnny in the eyes, they're just too wonderfull hahaha

  • 2:00 OMG xD

  • Okay, the first time you smack into a wall...it's an accident. The second time...weird coincidence. Third time...whoever's controlling the ropes just doesn't like you.

  • 2:55 was so CUTE !

    "Ouch!"

  • 1:30 i love you johnny! xD <3

  • You just think of lovely thoughts that lift you into the air!! *thud*

  • 1:30 lmfao

    every writer begins his novel with a great book and 15 prostitutes ,and then some cotton wool,and the stiped animal

  • Lol I love the fart machine at the end! I was laughing and I'm 15! I think it's the fact that the kids were laughing. Oh and I love how Julie Christie (the grandmother) manages to stay in character that whole scene even when the kids were laughing too hard to remember their lines!!! I would definitely feel intimidated working with her! She's a legend!

  • Lol the farting machine made me laugh so hard! And I'm 14! Lol well I looove fredddie sooooooo much!!! XD best person EEEVVVEEERRR!!!

  • 0:36 xD

  • @AlexDrakeA2A he either forgot his line or something so e improvised and said all that about the 15 prostitutes and cotton wool and the striped animal...it's all fun and games till a little kid is scared for life that's what I say!! XD

  • WTF he just randomly starts dancing at 0:36. XD

  • ...and 15 prostitutes, and then some cotton wool, and then a looooong, striped animal.

    Uh, Johnny, you shouldn't say that to a child... X3

  • @LittleBloodyThing I dont get it -_- Little innocent me. Care to explain?? XD

  • lmao johnny's legendary fart machine

  • I just made myself sick laughing at this

  • Lol! I never knew johnny depp could do that accent!

  • "You just think lovely wonderful thoughts and they lift you up in the air."

    (and into the wall, apparently.) XD LMFAO ROFL LOL

  • OMG!!! it's hatter!! He used the same accent for Alice in wonderland. Funniest thing I have ever seen ROFL XD

  • @POTCLUVR337 Actually, he uses a different one for Alice in wonderland

  • every writer begins his novel with a great book and 15 prostatutes and then some cotton wool and a long striped animal XD

  • Normally I would say "Wow, it must be intimidating to work along side Johnny Depp" But now I think he probably had everybody laughing too hard to be intimidated.

  • If only I could stay in character that well!

  • "Ouch"

  • 1:58 - BAHAHAHA!!

    It really is impossible not to like Johnny Depp.

  • you should try it like this really, you being a boy and all

  • James: I want you to pay particular attention-

    Dog: Oh my gosh! Squirrel!

    James: Psst, hello.

    Dog: Oh, sorry.

  • Johnny Depp is effin hilarious!

  • "I think you're bleeding."

    LMAOOO

  • dog squats, Johnny says Good boy Good boy. Yes good boy for pooing on set

  • i'm british and even i can't do a scottish accent

  • LOL Dancer Dustin Hoffman. Never expected that from an old school actor XDDD

  • you just think lovely wonderful thoughts and they lift you up in the air! *flies into wall*

  • LOOL the dog scenes ! :L

    *dog slaps johnny*

    johnny : ow.

  • never work with kids and animals...kids fly into walls and dogs piss in public

    

  • @AngelusSpkGrrl Hehe, actually that kid was a woman... :)

  • johnny depp <3

  • i love my johnny depp <3 :)

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  • OMG 2:00 I LMAO!!

  • I love how some lady goes "oooh!" when the dog goes to squat.

  • oooooo! i just love that accent!!

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  • I love that movie!!!!!!!!

  • 2:10 - That made me laugh my ass off.

  • I want you to play particular attention.

    Ouch.

    xD

  • 2:35 rofl :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • 2:15 i cried laughing.

  • LOL, when he keeps banging against the wall xD

  • @noa306 That was my favourite blooper also...But that's a woman.

  • @NekojinAmako Yeah, that what i mean... my keybord keeps being stupid lately...

  • @noa306 That's okay!

  • Cute Johnny Depp with a cute dog.

  • "That's a very good boy. Isn't that nice? In fact, you should try it against the tree like a boy. That's quite long . . . you've been drinking boy. That's very special, isn't it? That's quite impressive boy. Come on . . . I think your bleeding, come on."

    I loled something fierce. XD

  • Who keeps smacking Peter Pan into the wall?

  • JOHNNY DEPP FTW!!!

  • A great book, 15 prostitutes... :D

    Gotta love Johnny Depp !

  • omg, johnny is adorable! definitely one of my favorties (I don't have one, but more favorites).

  • LOL johnny depp is really funny, hes nice to the dog too. :D and lol at 4:00

  • She keeps hitting the wall. Right on!

  • It's amazing how Johnny doesn't even get out of character on bloopers and stuff. He just keeps talking Scottish all the time!

  • @Janneke16 I've read that when playing a character with an accent that is very different from your own, it is best to stay in that character's accent at all times on set, so that you aren't inconsistent accent-wise on film.

  • "You just think lovely, wonderful thoughts, and they lift you up in the air."

    *thunk*

    "You just think lovely, wonderful thoughts, and they lift you up in the air."

    *THUNK*

    *general laughter, waving, and flailing*

    *THUNK!!!*

  • i <3 him :)

  • Don't get stingy lol.

  • Leslie, come here please...

    YADDA DA DA~ *dance dance

    

  • LOL

    Johnny funny is more sexy!!!

  • Luv this film

    Bought this for my older sis 4 her b-day

    bow i can watch this wen eva i want

  • you just think lovely wonderful thoughts and they lift up in the air... oof!

  • pls somebody tell me the exact breed of "pothos" the dog..... is it a pyrenees or a newfoundland dog (landseer)?.. or perhaps a cross breed of both...

  • @vlad2seed I think it's a Pyrenean Mastiff, check Wikipedia

  • @Manderyn in the movie the dog is supposed to be a newfoundland, I don't know about the dog they used though.

  • @DelawareTomatojuice1 i have a newfoundland! he is adorable!

  • @HayleyBlahBlah123 thats so cool! Newfoundland dogs are so cute!!

    

  • hahhahaha I haven't imagined bloopers on a sad movie..

  • looollll

  • this makes the movie seem a little happier

  • at 0:54 its funny i love his loughing^^and than on 1:04 the same..^^

  • haha that was so cute when the dog just paws johnny like "talk to the hand buddy" lol i mean paw "talk to the paw" =)

  • omg i went to a website that actually let me watch the movie.....so i got to maybe the last 20 mins of the movie and the mother fucker popped up and said "OH WERE SORRY BUT YOU'RE 72 MINUTES ARE UP " what a crock of shit!!! mann that really pissed me off....mann it was getting so good...

  • @09sardaneta oh youre talking about megavideo

  • "Don't get stingy"

    LOL Depp and his wine...

  • "that's quite impressive boy, come on...i think you're bleeding" LOL!!

  • 1:04

    XD

  • 1:00-1:05 seeing him crack up like that just puts a huge smile on my face.

  • 15 prostitutes, and then some cotton wall, and a long striped animal!!!!

  • @katiehongolarox HAHAHHA! i loved that. and then freddie was just like "wtf? my co star has gone bonkers!"

  • @queenallegro96 JD is Bonkers! but in a very good way....

  • I love the dog bloopers=)

  • 1:04-1:08 best part ever!!!

  • "...... and 15 prostitutes, and then some cotton wool, and then a long, striped animal."

    XD XD XD XD XD

  • i love Dustin Hoffman's jive :D

  • Johnny used the fart machine to make the kids giggle at the right moments. Depp is definitely crafty. Lets keep alook out for that crafty devil.

  • 3:26 Good ...VERY GOOD ....that's nice

    Lol xD

  • 'I want you to pay particular attention...Pssst! Hello! Paticular attention......'

    Love the dog! What kind of breed is it?

  • LOL HE'S SO FUNNY XD

  • johnny depp and that dog r going places

  • and then a long striped animal. HAHAHA

  • loooooool at their flying attempts

  • "Isn't that nice? You should try it against a tree, like that, like that maybe. In fact.. for a boy. That's quite long, uhm.. Porthos.. You been drinking, boy? That's very special, isn't it? That's quite impressive boy.." Hahaha. Johnny Depp is seriously the most amazing person ever.

  • So... Every writer begins his novel with 15 prostitutes, some cotton wool and a long striped animal? Writing is way more exciting than I thought it was. ^__^ XD

  • oh damn the peeing part was so funny " been drinkin lad? thats quiet special isnt it"

  • 'You should try it against the tree, Like that.' *Lifts his leg* xD Sooo funny. <3

  • LOL the dog scene is hilarious!

  • i totally agree

  • you have to watch the bloopers for blow. so funny

  • @123qwe82 where can u watch them

  • @1freshman15

    try here

  • Johnny you evil genius.

  • JD is so so handsome here. love his clean look here.. ^_^

  • hahahaha best bits: freddie's face at 1:41, the emotionless "ouch" at 2:57, and, of course, all the dog peeing part "you should try against the tree, like this" hahaha i love johnny depp! i love how he makes jokes and stuff, but stays in character and talks in his scottish accent :)

  • His accent makes him sound like Mrs. Doubtfire lol

  • *examines pee*

    That's very special, isn't it?

  • i think you're bleeding.

    that cracks me up all the time!!!

  • What an accent! Tha was greet :P. In Public Enemies he was American, in POTC an English man and now a Scottish man.

  • God! I don't even know how someone goes about directing this man. I think they hand him a script, put him in costume and just step out of his way and let him work his magic.

    His ability to just improv anything and everything into a scene while staying in character is what makes him a genuine genius at his craft.

  • OH MY GOD that was hysterical how peter kept flying into walls.......

  • hahaha that dog is AWESOME!! Barking at inappropriate times and peeing for god knows how long! Good boy......... Girl lol

  • lmfao, 3:33-3:37 is my favorite part.

  • u know Johnny Depp as real talent when he play a drunk pirate and then take on a role like this one

  • jesus christ how is it possible for such a man to exist! FABULOUS

  • OMG, Johny is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!

  • lol i think i'm going to die of laughter lol "I think you should try it against a tree like this" or "feels good doesn't it,quite long"

  • "That's quite impressive boy, come on......I think your bleeding, come on."

    Oh that was HYSTERICAL!

  • haha hes hilarious

  • OMG. I LOVE Johnny Depp. LOVE isn't even a strong enough word! HAHAHAHA. He's gorgeous...hilarious...and immensely talented.

    HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA. The dog all of a sudden does it's business. Johnny improvises........."Good boy...good boy."

    LOL. The end with the farting noises. Gotta love Johnny Depp...

  • jajaja johnny is great, sexy and extraordinary!!

  • havent seen the movie but after these bloopers I just have to watch it! :) johnny♥ 3:34 ehem haha lol! :: D i was like "........what..is..that?!?" 5*

  • "That's very special, isn't it?" Hahaha, oh gosh. <3

  • I'll bet d flight operators banged dat chic against d wall just 4 fun a couple of tymz. LOL cuz dat was just hilarious

  • hahaha i totally laugh like johnny does at 1:03!

  • I think your bleeding..

  • hahaha lol

  • hahaha the part with the dog and the tree is hilarious :'D

  • LOL hahahaha XD

  • Hahhaaa,good doggy

  • ahahaha...the part were the dog pist...hahah

    "good boy"

    "shouldnt you try it against the tree like that?"

    is that part of the movie??

  • ROFL!

  • poor peter hitting the wall a gazillion times...lol

    STUPID FLY OPERATORS!! jk :P

  • lol johnny look handsome without his moustache

  • OMG! ii loved this video! :D

    gract job! :D

  • The end is so adorable... :)

  • i love 1:26

  • i love johnny depp <3<3<3

  • me 2 :D Johnny 4ever! haha

    no it's not funny. my love to Johnny is true.

  • me too..lol

  • You, me and about 300 million other females out there :D

  • i loved when they kept crashing into the wall

  • The scenes where they keep slamming into the wall and where the dog keeps crapping are pretty funny.

  • what is this movie rated b0c I might want to see it

  • PG you should watch it. its a beautiful and sad movie

  • @banksiegirl182 Oh, in fact I don't think it's sad! In fact for me it's very happy though in A WAY it does not have a happy ending. But it has a GREAT message hidden behind it. It's an amazing movie and maybe by watching it again you'll understand its real meaning. Wish You an excellent day :).

  • so true

  • b0c?

  • I have no idea what bOc is! I guess my have slipped

  • I want you to take perticular attention...to the teeth...ouch

    xD I love Johnny!

  • LMAOOO! that was hilarious especially when the pater pan scene and that point on.

    the dog cld pee!

  • 15 prostitutes of course I'd be the one to type that

  • Drungk? moooiiii?!

  • I love Johnny! Best actor ever!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    Johnny is hilarious!

  • 4:06 is cool!!

  • Oh my god!! he's eating the whol plate of mashed potato!! lol 2:00

  • i love how he just took the spoon and ate the mashed potato's XD

  • bahaha i love this movie:) and johnny of course!

  • I <3 Johnny Depp! And that dog is really cute!!!!

  • 2:43 attention fail :)