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  • Look behind ya! A three-headed-monkey! *trash this movie*

  • THIS WAS EPIC!

    ..but not my kind of music. It fit, so that's okay.

  • Holy shit, that should have SO been the actual trailer! < =s

  • Its not Mayhem. Its Bayhem.

  • awsome song ! stupid movie !

  • Good song choice. Metal will never die.

  • @NekoD3m0n What song was that? I like it.

  • @66myth2 "Snüffel" by Equilibrium. But I highly suggest you check the song "Widars Hallen" or "Mana" It kind of sounds like Star wars having sloppy rough sex with lord of the rings while galaxies collide with each other and the sound of Odin masturbating right before the singularity started expanding the fabric of space-time before the big bang. Thats the best way I can describe it anyway.

  • @NekoD3m0n ... O_o Okay then.

  • EQUILIBRIUM \m/

  • Thumbs up if you are getting the blu ray tomorrow.

  • It's easy: create something like this movie, then you can complain about it. If you haven't accomplished anything yet, then just shut your mouth.

  • snob LOL so true

  • SNÜFFEL! *A* Oh my gosh, I always loved Equilibrium :'D

  • EQUILIBRIUM FTW

  • Thumbs up if this trailer was more effective at getting your butt in a theater seat than any of the "official" trailers XD

    'Cause it totally is.

  • This trailer is amazing, every trailer from now one should model itself on these ones.

  • Content of the movie aside, I work at L3D which did a huge portion of the stereo conversion, and if you're into good 3D you should definitely see the movie on the big screen while you still can. :) The movie was shot to be gorgeous in 3D and whether you're looking at "native" or converted scenes it looks amazing.

  • That's quite the parade of strawmen (and woman) the maker of this video has put together.

    (Eyeroll, snort, wanking gesture.)

    Also, you can sincerely, unironically like a just-for-the-fun-of-it action movie (or dumbass comedy or whatever) as part of your entertainment diet (ie not be a snob) and still think that Bay's version of it is crap.

  • bitching about transformers having a stupid plot its like bitching about 300 being historical inaccurate

  • @AlejandroTecman Except noone does this because Zack Snyder has immunity for some ungodly reason. Expect many peopel to go out of their way to explain why his superman movie isn't utter ass.

  • @RXdash78 believe me, i meet people who bitch about that

  • THIS IS AWESOME STUFF.

  • Exactly when u go to watch Transformers, YOU dont expect family Drama. Just expect Blurplosions!

  • YES! I feel totally validated now. My friends are constantly harping on movies with "not a good enough story." I say, so what? Movies come in all flavors. Why do so many people (critics) think one particular type (indie dramas) are best? I love gratuitous action, and I'm not ashamed of it. YES. Transformers is awesome.

  • And this is exactly why my review for the movie was - Autobots - Win.Decepticons - Super Win. VFX and 3D Stereoscopy - Epic win. Movie - Fail. xD

  • i liked it when optimus prime killed megatron and sentinel, at first i was like oh no sentinel is going to kill optimus pirme the when megatron came to fight sentinel i was like few. then i liked it when optimus prime shot sentinel primes head of and sentinel was begging optimus not to shoot his head off. THAT WAS SUCH A COOL MOVIE!!!!!!!!!

  • this is so sad

  • I wholeheartedly agree with this video in a non-satirical way.

  • The Transformers movies are like the Godzilla movies of old. Pointless plots, boring human characters... but plenty of monsters/giant robots running around tearing shit up. And you know what? That's all the people coming to these movies want to see. It's like complaining about McDonalds food being shit. It's doing its job, is it not?

  • sentinel kills ironhide

  • @soundwave140 I actually screamed out "NOOOOO!" in my theater when I saw that.

  • @e5hero5renegade same but when optimus kills megatroll and sentinel bum i was like yayy!!!!

  • the chininess girl at the beggin is shia labouf girldfriend

  • Transformers 2 wouldnt have been so bad if Transformers 3 wasnt so good

  • It's big, loud, obnoxious and loves blowing things up... synonymous with the modern American culture!

  • Blog Serius Send Me Here!

  • @alekesam thanks for replying! Bay's craftsmanship is decent--the pacing is decent, the editing fine, but he lets things like the writing and the confusing CGI (yes, there's so much of it, it's confusing--I can hardly tell where one robot stops and the other begins) slip. As for your comment about "profound meaning," we're still at odds. What makes your art any different from a 3 year old's art? Because your art SAYS something about you and ultimately, something about human experience.

  • That ability to straddle between realism and cartoonishness is really hard and takes a deft hand. If you veer too far one way you destroy the other. So ultimately, even if someone hates the new robot designs (I don't) it still doesn't change the fact of creation, which is at the core of all art, which as the saying goes, is subjective.

  • movies, or at least making them the way he wants to. My own personal theory about Bay goes like this: Bay focuses on what's important most for the scene and overall rythym of the story at the time, be it action, humor, or a moment of seriousness. He lets the characters go in a direction he thinks would ellicit a better response, plot be damned. Bay at this point of his career, has developed almost a new visual language within his movies. For example, the scene where Megatron (after being)

  • Although it is true that you have the right to like what you want, it's not necessarily the case for others. I, for instance, love the audio/video combination in the TF movies, so I'd gladly watch it when I want some mindless action. It doesn't declare that our cinema culture is going the wrong way, it just showcases us how many different ways it can take. There are many great movies being released as I speak, while Transformers has really established themselves in IT'S niche - action genre.

  • Michael has a such a unique way of telling a story that you tend to make the jump with him and assume things/fill in the blanks because that's just the way his movies go. But with other movies that explain with a ton of exposition, I do catch all the inconsistencies or things that make you go, "Wait, that can't be right because x,y and z". That leap-frogging through plot that he does takes a special kind of timing and skill that not everyone can pull off (see: all the Bay wannabes).

  • Define art as you see it, but it is undeniable that intelligent people enjoy the Transformers films too. I am not referring to myself as being 'that intelligent person', but being someone who is able to value deep films and enjoy Transformers at the same time, I can only say that it is not meant for people to expect an in-depth story line here. This is a destruction spectacle, so take your time and enjoy it as all normal people do, why look for something that isn't there.

  • sometimes all we wanna see it something fun .. and robot fighting eachother is fun

  • As an artist myself, I don't like to see my work being showcased with bad sound, bad storyline, bad design, etc.

    If am I doing a good job, and the whole art department is too, why can't the others perform alike?

    Transformers is the live example of what our culture and cinema became, and it's not a good one.

  • @TheLeaver1234 Thanks :) Fine Arts degrees have to count for something, or else I just wasted a crapton of money. 

  • What the people who made this video don't understand is that art isn't whatever they want to call "art." Art is 1/2 craft and 1/2 profound meaning. Art must have a theory to survive as a serious craft. The same with math or anything that is based on a theory.

    In fact, ART was counted amongst the crafts (blacksmithing, coopering, etc) until the Renaissance, when artists proved it could have a theory and was therefore just as useful as philosophy, rhetoric, and the other "classical" arts.

  • @thewordshifter You speak the truth. If only there were more people who knew this.

  • @thewordshifter Even if what you're saying is true (it's not--in my opinion only--but for the sake of conversation) then it's still half art because you may not like how Michael uses his craft, but it is craft nonetheless (and well done--again, in my opinion) and you yourself stated Art is half craft. As far as profound meaning, that's art world talk that's used to exclude what they don't like. As an artist myself, I see it alot in different mediums. And people rail on things they don't like

  • (cont'd) because they want to...count? MAtter? Be among the elite? Self-esteem?  Lots of different reasons. It could be that people just flat out don't like the art. Doesn't matter. Art isn't just craft and profound meaning. True art also illicits a response/feeling of some sort (profound meaning would fall in line with that). But it doesn't have to be deep or mindbending to be beautiful, which art is, as well as ugly. And some of the greatest artists ever have their staunch haters.

  • (cont'd again =) So clearly, Bay is doing something right for him to be able to initiate a response like he does. If he truly were on level of a Uwe Bol, folks would leave him alone by now and he wouldn't be making movies. Even the $#!ttiest directors only get so many chances to fail before falling. But here Bay is, with his vision, chugging along and making good movies still. This is his, what, ninth film? If he was truly lacking in talent/vision, I guarantee he wouldn't be still doing

  • what I find really amusing is when people excuse DOTM as "dumb action movie fun" then go and whinge about twilight being a soulless, sap romance (which it is).

    "take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye," seems oddly appropriate.

    Still, one could argue that mediocre bollocks like DOTM is needed to reveal the decent films for what they really are.

  • just saw the movie..had high expectations and i came out unsatisfied...not a good story line but usualy its hard for the 3 sequence. Also i thought fox would of done a much better job. I was pissed at the end when prime killed mega tron in 5 sec. when they have been fighting each other for the past 2 movies..should of had a much more epic and longer fight scene. The effects where much better in this one, though if it had a better story line it would have been a great film.

  • WTF???!!!

    Transformers is supposed to be a philosophically challenging sci-fi theme about consciousness and power. The old Transformer cartoons & comics always had a moral framework and a deep story. This action bling is a disgrace to the entire history of Transformers. The first one wasn't bad but now the sequels have no story they're just repeats of junk with bad acting. Shame. I won't see a "comic" movie ever again. Hollywood lost it after the first Matrix.

  • Sounds like a metal version of Dare by stan bush

  • This video is so incredibly retarded in so many different ways I haven't a clue how to start except perhaps by saying that there are many, many, many differences between opera and ballet and fucking Michael Bay movies.

    It's not about the fucking medium or genre, there's shitty opera and ballet, and there are fantastic summer blockbusters.

    The point is just that Michael Bay's films are incoherent garbage.

  • "Terrence Malick couldn't direct a movie about exploding robots to save his life..."

    That's because to put to film 150 minutes of robots exploding you have to have an astonishing lack of vision and integrity.

  • Michael Bay is retarded. He makes fucking retarded films for the fucking retarded masses. If you enjoy these movies, make everyones life around you better and hang yourself as soon as possible. I wish I could gas the people in every theater that shows these films.

  • @TheLeaver1234

    If you are angry that other people like things you don't, make everyone's (this is how it's spelled, asshat) life around you better and hang yourself as soon as possible.

  • @Kistarcsa Yes, that is exactly why I am angry. Because people like what I do not. Not because this is fucking garbage and thinking this is a good movie makes you a fucking clod, and movies like this are what is driving the art of film making into the ground. Boy, you are a genius. Also, good job picking out a minor spelling error and jumping on that because you have no real defensive argument, faggot.

  • @TheLeaver1234

    Have you ever considered, that what you just said, is just your opinion, and others have different opinions? I mean really, who are you to say whose opinion is right or wrong?

  • @Kistarcsa Oh look, another cunt who has no idea what the difference between truth and opinion is. And here I was, trying to actually talk to you like a human being, when are in fact a subhuman mongoloid.

  • Shut and ear your awesome, LOL.

  • The two movies were great and Shias character was great...so dont shit about stuff like that...as far as it goes the movies great...and if u guys aren't pleased then go on and make a better movie...

  • A utter cluster fuck of a movie. You know it's a bad sign when through the whole movie you keep thinking I could have wrote this & it would have been better. Video above rocks though

  • Saw this last night. What a dissapointment. This series is D.O.A.. Watch this you tube video instead it's much better plus you get a bonus of saving your 12 dollars. U have been warned. Damm it Bayed again.

  • I saw this, one thing i dont understand is they dont explain what happened to twins and jolt in the movie they just disappear

  • @datkidlilmike some of it is explained in the prequel comic, jolt was killed by shockwave not sure about the twins though

  • Hmm since megan Fox left there isn't a single actor/actress in this movie that can actually act.

  • Does anyone knw the name of the song?!?! i like it! lol

  • @MoViEgUrL2009

    Equilibrium - Snuffle

    

  • you know, people who review movies look to deeply into them, if youd just watch it like a normal person, youd see whether its good or not.

    Just sayin :/

  • I would see it if it was nonstop robot action for two hours well done. It's not. It's a crappy movie disguised as a robot action film.

  • The new Girl was a terrible actor, Megan Fox was a lot better.

  • I've seen this movie ,its true it is more good than the last one but the only mistake is the story of Mickeala (Megan fox), What happen to Mickeala story shes the second protagonist in the ROTF and now shes gone like bubbles, hehheh

  • I THINK I SHOULD TAKE THE NEW SPOT IN FUTURE TRANSFORMER MOVIES!!??????? I have what it takes to put on a super action movie that will keep u on your feet and make u go crazy at the end making the fans want more!!!!!! vote for BREDEN MIKEY on facebook , thanks

  • just seen this movie in 3d, one word, EPIC!!

  • @darkstar8962 Fuck 3D.

  • This would be better suited for a GOOD summer blockbuster. I love action films, but I don't like having my senses raped by a nonsensical piece of shit (i.e. Transformers).

  • sometimes you just want to watch ridiculous action. No need to compare it to deeper films.

  • @Numi50 I agree that movies should be judged on their own merits, but at least make the action coherent and somewhat plausible within the universe they set up.. and the plot points should make sense..

  • That's not art. It's shit. The fact that so many people enjoy it doesn't make it any better. It just shows how stupid most people are.

  • @kotkomqvka Wow what a fucking hipster you are. Its an awesome summer movie, so eat my shit for telling me i'm stupid for enjoying it.

    I'm just not a whiny bitch like you.

  • Music sounds like Cryptic Wintermoon to me, but I don't recognize the song.

  • The problem is that this video is better edited than Transformers 2.

  • Why can't people let it be dumb, its fun and it wants to be big, stupid, loud and full of amazing CGI, effects...If you were 13 this would youre new favourite film. All movies deserve a place in the theatres, this one just happens to make a HUGE amount of money and that infuriates people, they think that all the dumb masses who flock to the film will eat up the product-placement, miliary propaganda etc. Intelligent people still enjoy these films for godsakes, its a visual and aural stimulant!

  • @MrChappo89 Because the more money these dumb movies make, the more directors will make of them. We want a lot of smart movies.

  • @Dipstikk You got a point there mate.

  • This clip is better then the movie. Also, by watching it, I felt like i had seen the movie. Therefore, I salute you, TheMonocularGroup.

    You can tell in 1 minute 55 the same as Michael Bay does in 2 hours.

  • You realize these clips, set to this music, is an improvement, yes? The problem isn't that Bay's Transformers films aren't awesome; the problem is why he bothers to insert anything resembling the seed of a plot to begin with. Watch any of the Die Hard movies, or any of roger Moore's James Bond films. They're wonderful. By Bay even suggesting a seed of plot or hinting at a character arc before failing to follow through is the distraction; just edit that out and show destruction set to music!

  • Bitch all you want, I worked all damn week and im gonna go see cgi and explosions in fucking 3d damnit.

  • 1.5 billion dollars, not including dvd and blu ray rentals, or sales, all that b4 the 3rd film is out, tells everyone the fact!! people love these films, and will continue to. what i cant get my head round, is that all the haters who watched the first one, paid to c the 2nd film, and will pay to c the 3rd. u go to watch michael bays to be blown away for 2 and ahalf hours, not to scatch your head and think. u work all week, u want to switch off from the real world and go to another world

  • I don't want to watch a movie about characters i don't care about. I don't care about anyone or anything in these movies. I know most of them aren't going to die, and even if they do i don't care. In fact I got to these movies in hope that they'll finally kill Leboof. THAT would make me care.

  • @steveninthematrix Intelligence in film =/= plotting. I mean, that's a part of it. But so is thematic resonance. Or character development.

    I'm not saying Dark Knight was some supremely intelligent film only for geniuses, just that it was a summer blockbuster that didn't insult it's audience's intelligence.

  • The plot, ideas and storyline in the 3 part pilot for the cartoon was far cooler than that of all three of Michael Bays movies combined. I expect a movie with this type of budget to AT LEAST invest in trying to make it all coherent. Look at Batman Begins. It is based on a story that was developed to write comic books. Just as Transformers was written to sell toys. Except the stories in Transformers were 10x more bad ass than that of Batman comics. Why can't Transformers be written to be bad ass?

  • Anyone know the name and artist for the metal song? Is it Children of Bodom?

  • @spaz307 Check the info. Usually they write it down there.

  • I seriously can't stop watching this over and over, it's so much excess and such a big fuck you to pretentious cocksuckers, I love it!

  • EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!!

  • @fgrzejszczyk EXPLOSIONS BY MICHAEL BAY. BA-BA-SPLOOM!

  • Dear god, what's wrong with that woman's face?

  • I watched this with a great big goofy grin plastered on my face! Loved it. I enjoy my Chris Nolan smart summer action blockbusters, but I'll always enjoy me a Michael Bay summer blockbuster action spectacle. Yeehaaa!!!

  • Just because your movie has lots of explosions doesn't mean it has to be shallow or dumb. Ever seen Terminator 2?

  • I laugh at all the people who expect a movie about giant robots to end up being a "Inception-Titanic-Casablanca" type film. Seriously, learn to have fun. If you're annoyed with the movie I wonder why you watch videos about it in the first place. This is when logical thinking/common sense comes into place...well for those who have it at least.

  • transformers, HIGH QUALITY MOVIEZ, hahahahahahaha !!!!!!!

  • LOVE it. The movie may not be Citizen Kane, but man, it's gonna be fun.

  • I would like to accept these overproduced summer blockbuster as just what they are - apparitions of our culture... but then, I would have to accept the new Smurfs and Chipmunks movies, and God strike me dead if I should ever go so far.

  • Problem is people miss the point of these's films and of bay as a director! Muppets!!!

  • different music would be nice.

  • Wonderful. Thank you for making this.

  • SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR AWESOME!!

  • haha sooooo good :D

  • michael bay is the grown-up extension of a child playing with his toys in the bathtub.

  • Michael Bay is a shit director.

  • @tfeatherston12  so are you!

  • @koales01 but unfortunately I don't get paid as much as he does to be a shit director.....

  • @tfeatherston12 Uwe Boll is a shit director, Paul W. S. Anderson is a shit director. Michael Bay is a guy who composes a damn good action scene and brings it hard and heavy like no one has done before. He may not be liked by all of you snooty Indy film-ass-tards (and don't get me worng, i like films of all sorts), but to write him off as a "Shit Director" when the man cleartly states, that he "directs for the thrill", is just idiotic! he does his job well for what he stives to be!

  • @koales01 I suppose calling him a shit director may be a little harsh, I have like some of the films that he has directed, such as the first transformers. I too like all kinds of movies, but I like movies that actually have a plot, and a script, and coherent direction. Action is great and all (who doesn't like explosions) but I can't stand movies that are JUST explosions and boobs. In all fairness, Michael Bay is a hit and miss, who in my opinion has had far more misses than hits as of late.

  • but really ..to much symbolism and on 7/01/11 dark of the moon...are yall hip to the cosmos activity now? dang paramount too...

  • yo i wish transformers was scored with this kind of music. but yeah steve jablonsky does an okay job - needless to say I am STOKED for tomorrow. FUCK YEAH GIANT ROBOTS AND BOOBIES

  • @pwnageprata I'd rather see robots and giant boobies.

    

  • FREAKIN A...PLUG: RWS CREW!!!!!

  • what's the name of the song? damn good in my ears

  • This needs to turn up at Michael Bay's site for pure bragging rights. Well done, sir.

  • The blockbuster is NOT the supreme art of our age... And calling this Michael Bay's Masterpiece is not giving credit to all the other artists that made this movie look that awesome... :)

  • Love this and put it on my site and my FB page and tweeted it (bowing) LOVE you for getting it and making this video! So pumped for T3DOTM!!!

  • WOW! YES YES YES YES Y ES! This is why I'm an Action Movie Freak and all hail Michael Bay!

  • I accept calling the trailer art. But one has to be a bit brain-dead for finding the exact same thing stretched and repeated over two hours still cool.

  • Except Bay manages to make explosions look boring as fuck.

  • @ConscienciaEterea i'd like to see you do better

  • @koales01 You really wouldn't. The movie still sucks.

  • haha mike bay is that dude! making explosions is his religion.

  • Kindof reminds me of the promos for Expendibles... they also made me pumped for some awesome. Too bad that I couldn't see any of the awesome in that film because of how he shot it. But at least Bay knows how to shoot explosions and carnage in a way that let's me enjoy it to the fullest.

    So here's to hoping that Bay forgets all about the clusterf*** of the last movie and has concentrated on not distracting us from the gist of his mastery.

  • The problem isn't that Transformers isn't deep enough.

    The problem is that Transformers is tragically incompetent in nearly all areas of execution other than the CGI. Shia LaBeouf's character is the single most annoying protagonist I've ever witnessed in a film.

    Spending 3/4 of your giant robots movie on terribly written human characters = bad movie.

  • @MindOST And you, sir, just won the Internet. Please give us a suitable delivery address (no PO boxes, please).

  • @MindOST If you watch the third movie you'll see that over half of the movie this time is devoted to the Transformers and battle scenes.

  • @MindOST thats true. but stop bitching about it and enjoy the fucking video.

  • @MindOST wow..your simply just pretty lame..i honestly watch it because its transformers..yeah thats pretty much it

  • @MindOST WGAF

  • Woah..!

    Honest trailer...

  • 50 people don't like the taste of awesome. Must be vegans.

  • "People looking up" really had me laughing.

    Also, is "BAYSPLOSION" a dated reference now?

  • I enjoy the argument being made, but you can make an intelligent summer blockbuster. Just ask Christopher Nolan.

  • @ItsTheCos No one said you can't make an intelligent summer blockbuster, and Nolan movies aren't anything like Transformers movies. Why should every summer movie be in that same style? It's not like Inception was the deepest, most intelligent movie either.

  • @crazyskull12 No one said, word for word, "you can't make an intelligent summer blockbuster," but that's sort of the argument being made."

  • He would be an artist if he made films, but Bay makes multimillion dollar masturbatory aids because his mirror isn't cutting it anymore.

  • If this was the trailer i'd so watch this movie :o

  • Dear America,

    THIS IS THE REASON NOBODY LIKES YOU ANYMORE.

  • @davethehostage Because of a children's toy?

  • @ChristiansCartoons No, because Michael Bay has acheieved fame and fortune by pandering to what is easily the stupidest demographic of filmgoers - the "SPLOSIONSOMGOMG" market.

  • @davethehostage See you at the theater.

  • @johnrogan I don't know if perhaps you missed the point of my last response, or if you were making an attempt at "funny". Either way, there is little chance of me attending a screening of this movie while sober.

  • @davethehostage Ah, you're going to the midnight premier. Cool. Me too.

  • @davethehostage So he does traditional effects in his action movies. How is that a problem?

  • @ChristiansCartoons No, traditional action movies can still provide a coherent plot, character development, etc. These films rely solely on CGI and Megan Fox's tits. If that's your thing, go for it. But to me, it's just ridiculous that this man and his horrid filmmaking style have been allowed to flourish. And just to echo one of the current top comments, it is entirely possible to make a "summer blockbuster" that satisfies both the need for action and an engaging story.

  • @davethehostage I said traditional effects. Like on-set explosions and such. I know he doesn't go the extra mile to make a good story and it only has an appeal to the general audience of regulars. He is "flourishing" because it makes money. And Megan Fox isn't even in this one, thankfully.

  • @ChristiansCartoons They'll find a different pair of tits, I'm sure. Whatever, I suppose it just doesn't do it for me.

  • @davethehostage They already made the movie. You're probably not keeping up with any of the news on this movie so I don't think you know a lot about it. But cool story bro.

  • @ChristiansCartoons I've seen the first two, and frankly, I'm not sure why you seem to think it's a point of pride that you've been keeping up with news regarding this film. But, as you so eloquently put it - "cool story, bro."

  • @davethehostage As a long time fan of the Transformers series' and my interest in filmmaking, I like to see what kind of things they put into these movies, even if they seem mindless. I don't take pride in it at all, it's just a hobby.