Christopher Walken Bar Joke Impression

[246103246]

Soooo funny!!

[CaptainStump]

is this guy really crazy?

[terryoldham]

very well done.

[wajabbie]

amazing!  i love walkin impressions.. there not easy but you did great! good job.

[historyfairgirl]

1:58: "the door's locked" --sooo good

[anthonyvoneckstein18]

as a big CW fan .... you've GRASPED IT! nice routine!!

[yowhatsup48]

lol that was hilarious

[whatbritneyfears]

very good impression. more power to you!

[DaveandEthan113]

thumbs up for the impression. thumbs down for the retarded joke

[ThePuppetCentral]

that really made me laugh. =)

it looks like others are taking the joke to seriously, man.

for goodness sakes commenters!! ITS JUST A JOKE!! forget the freakin' stairs!!

but ya man. whenever you get a chance checkout my vids. my "Luna Mezz O Mare" recording is a small hit at the moment. oh also don't take me too seriously.......I'm just a puppet. XD

- Friday the Puppet

[Gazonkie]

good joke, bad delivery of the punchline

[animelozy]

funny but why would a guy in a weelchair live in a house with stairs :P

[bryanthecook]

@animelozy he could have one of those little platforms that takes the chair up the stairs.

[flyingmobias]

lol not a bad joke

[personman1390]

That's the best woody allen doing and impression of christopher walken i've ever heard.

[yurgayimcool]

this would be funny if he were funny

[TheNegativeVoltage]

Haha you sound like Edward Norton doing a Walken impo

[leirgauk]

that was incredible! except for 0:30 - 0:32, when christopher suddenly start hunting whabbits with a scottish accent

[SideshowTim1]

Good job. Good luck in the future.

[shari71289]

you sound like Walter Brennen.

[collegiateredhead05]

very funny!!! ur good! LOL

[henrytollins]

The beginning of the impression was great. It started to fall a bit though. But, over all, it was pretty good. The joke was long, and an older one, but its kinda something i could see him saying..

[LukieDoesiT]

This is so good. Rad

[FreeeeS]

bad joke and too long absolutely knew what the punch line was to mid part of "joke"

[markthedrum]

Sounds more like the drummer Jojo Mayer

[xequtor12]

I saw the punch line coming

[smegnose]

lol i giggled :P a bit long on the delivery but good :P

[Wiizl]

Didn't see that one coming :DD Great job!

[luvrip4life]

very good

[SpecialAgentRavage]

i can see walken drinking while telling this story, and talking more and more drunkenly as he goes along

dont know why, just do

[burp145]

u suck!

pussy!



[Paperplastique]

Are you really in an padded room O_O

And guuud joke :P

[WarbullAE]

@Paperplastique He's not... they are just pinned up pieces of foam

[KitiiGatoProductions]

very great chris walken :P after a while it gets less great but still really good, i mean 3 minutes of doing it nonstop cant be easy :) awesome job.

[Spadedragon]

That was a good one!

[rippmatic]

that was friggin awesome. almost sounded a lil like christopher walken doin a jewish impression.and a funny ass joke.

[Snickerman1991]

Lol XD I cried, that's how funny this is!  Dude, Great Job!!!!

[Alfourthousand]

OMG Nice house! i want padded walls!

[imthetube44]

Lovely twist at the end! Good job!

[jmccarthy1226]

haha wow i didnt even pay attention to the joke... i was too fascinated with his voice

[arrghgarry]

fucking shite you cunt ,I hope you get crushed by a wheel chair one day with a spastic comedian in it who is about as funny as you ,now that would be funny/

[whoareyou342]

Are you....are you in a house made of styrofoam?

[nurselulu]

Not bad buddy...you did pretty good! Really!

[Sydpart2]

hmm it was a good impression, but it was just at point where you could tell it was an impression. This would work for like a comedy act, but if you wanted to try and do like a more serious thing with it, I don't think it'd work out.

[magnificentAmbercin]

You really good lol 5/5

[endline1]

he sounds like cameron from ferris bueler's day off doing sloan's father

[three2onezer0]

Lol are you in a padded room?

[WPGUTROT88]

Not good.

[raleigh1334]

i like that joke it was funny lol :D

[sharnz1992]

great impression but i would like to hear your normal voice compared to your impressions :D

[haagendazcock]

I don't mean to be rude...but...this isn't very good (the joke OR the impression).

[eezysqueezy]

No.

[zillsbury]

travolta

[Millhouse3671]

i think hes pretty good, wtf

[s5traut]

He sounds alot more like "Red" from Pearl Harbor than he does Walken

[deweypug]

Sounds more like Travolta...

[ANGRYANJEL]

The joke sucked and, the impression was awful (maybe not awful) but, I still smiled.

[mickeysnotcoors]

good impression... terrible joke

[princesstutu0000]

thats the point ..:)

[Buccifish]

I agree. He's not that bad.

[Diversified3]

...he's actually good at the impression...why so many hateful comments...

[ryanpatt]

you fail at impressions

[JubalCalif]

I enjoyed this VERY much! Kudos, young man! Very well done! I hope all your wishes & dreams come true in the New Year!!! :)

[bigs8888]

That was great! Woohoo! i love when he wispers!

[ganghin]

get a life

[Lacross1987]

you fail at impressions

[Mailianb]

dickish

[MMonica54]

you suck at this voice too, wow just stop

[Graystorm39]

Wow, you really ARE drunk.

[Bennyproductionsinc]

try to make your voice deeper and it will be perfect

[thesix107]

The accent is sorta there, but not the voice. His voice is hard to do. Just keep working on it.

[kgytr000]

That was the most shit Christopher Walken impression I have ever seen. You suck

[toweryman]

haha wow that was rly good!

[djaaron23]

hahahaha

[killerboxjump]

biggest waste of my life

[LejRejC]

Hey Shia Le PUFF give it a rest YOUUUUU SSSSSSSSSSUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[momentumV2]

that was hilarious because you rambled on, ahaha

[bouncingsoul100]

good stuff - just like the walken lol

[clownproof]

just listen, don't watch.... sounds ALOT like Woody Allen. drop it an octave and slow just a bit and it will be spot on.

[xXxJackXSallyxXx]

saw that coming that was funny

[SuperMccarty]

lol m8

[JaveDMode]

ahahaha  Drunkass!!!!!!!

[monkeykeiths]

More cowbell.

[tobytoby2305]

Haha love it

[solidus311]

Good joke, everybody laugh.

Roll on snare drum...

Curtains.

[Sydpart2]

@solidus311 I take it you aren't a dog person

[solidus311]

@Sydpart2 Haha, na I like animals. Much more than people. Also love me some rorschach as you can tell. Wow, top rated comment? I'm blushing.

[YraNecrem]

@solidus311 watchmen?

[gowa0607]

@solidus311 TBH it was good but half way through i look down and see this comment and it just makes it for me. so funny! gotta love watchmen.

[Nythious]

It's good, but you might want to review some walken and work on it. A slightly deeper voice and slowing down a bit. It might have been that it was such a long story and walken is only good in small doses. Good stuff though.

[Mr6raham]

bang on.

[stoopidsteve13]

That's hilarious! love it

[Manmademoose]

lol, pretty good one! :)

[keatonlynn]

hahahahhahahahahahahahhaha omfg didnt see that coming excellent!!

[PleatherJacket]

good joke...

[TheZebraCupcake]

HAHAHA.

[TheSanguinePoet]

Loving it!

[crazyass89]

i have watched a few of your videos your pretty damn good man

[Hambycomb]

Genious.

[jmag579]

So many people fail at the Walken impression strictly because of thier tone of voice. No exception here. Gotta have a deeper raspy voice. Delivery was ok tho. Sounds much more like Woody Allen. :(

[bathinghippo]

agreed. lance krall is actually pretty good.

[sbonfiglioli]

Hahaha, screw the joke, the impression cracked me up.

[IGOTYOURUSERNAMEHERE]

One of my favorite jokes done by one of my favorite impressions!!! GREAT JOB!!

[Fagztar]

fail. fuck you all

[KadeemMcGee]

at some points he sounds like avid merrion (Y)

[sho5621]

i came here to watch the video and all of the comments are just people yelling at each other. if you cant just be civil then go somewhere else, you are ruining it for the rest of us.

[jmag579]

Decent joke, but he sounds like Walken.....when he was twelve. Certainly not worth a sound studio.... :(

[sirszal]

joke was ok, the impression was quite bad :(

[Hirokaze]

You can't just go using words however you want, otherwise things won't make sense. I think it's funny though how you always fallback on insults to prove your point. Because, you know, everyone that disagrees with you is a virgin.

Obviously.

Listen, when you say something that is remotely true, I might be offended. Until then, try not to make yourself look like a total ass.

[OnlyKoolaid]

"Fail" is like "Fuck" it can be used in any context, tense, or otherwise. Example: one fuck trying to "teach" another what the fuck fail is, not only is a fail but a fuck.

LOL as you were.

I know don't get into it, just laugh or cry or DIE or something useful to the human race. although I never promised you that you were useful.

[Hirokaze]

No, kid, you're an idiot. "Fail" has been getting used by a bunch of prepubescents and nerds incorrectly to the point where some slow minded jackasses like yourself "think" you're using it right. Say what you like, the fact is, you can't use the word the way you dumbasses are.

A person cannot be a "fail".

A person can be a "failure". You and the other prick are failures.

Why you believe "fuck" and "fail" are the same is beyond me, but it only shows how fucking stupid you are.

[fuckapotomis]

Thumbs up to that.

[bigderekkeene]

how ever the fuck fail has been used by any one is up to the them, the fact that it crawls up your nose so much is, i believe, conclusive evidence of a complete lack of sexual activity on your part. I can only suggest that you start approaching the opposite sex more and you might find yourself caring about grammar less!

[LawrenceA24]

That joke was a killer!

[Nickefresh92]

Why is everyone here such a douche bag?

Sure the joke wasn't very good, but his Walken impression I'm sure is better than anyone of you assholes who are trying to bring this guy down. I thought it was good.

[Nickefresh92]

Where the hell are you in this video?

Padded walls?

[taylorpancake]

u suck u sound nothin like christopher walkens suck suck suck suck suck suck suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[bigderekkeene]

this is amongst the worst walkens. complete fail

[Hirokaze]

For your misuse of the word "fail", you my friend, are a failure.

[bigderekkeene]

no i dont think so my man, this man failed his skill here was not enough!!!

[Hirokaze]

"Fail" is a verb. You're using it incorrectly. You sound like a retard.

[bigderekkeene]

you are the retard. my use of fail is fine here, his attempt is rubbish he failed and so this video is a complete fail. now kindly fuck off you moose fucking canadian cunt

[Hirokaze]

No, it really isn't. You seriously sound retarded. And the way you went off just there. . . Damn, you got class too. I wish I was America. Brains and etiquette, you guys got it all. . . Us Canadians sure got the short end of the stick.

[Hirokaze]

Sorry, British. I didn't catch that "rubbish" bit.

Come on now, its your own damned language and you don;t know how to use it? What a shame.

[bigderekkeene]

im scottish you cunt, your country only exists because all the people who werent good enough for scotland were shipped off to that comedy country you call home. now kindly fuck off you Due South watching, labatts drinking, beaver fucking, wipe your ass on a maple leaf cunt. Hirokaze? sounds to me like you might be a nip cunt to. raw fish and moose. mmmmmmmmm yum yum. CUNT!

[Hirokaze]

So well informed. Is that what they tell you? My country exist because we were offering free land to anyone who dared make the trip over. We're not made up totally of Scottish folk. If we were, we wouldn't be multi-cultural. Then again, considering that well thought out and well worded response of yours, you don't give a shit. Strange how you continue to respond if you don;t care, don;t you think? Stranger how you go off your head and curse up a storm.

By the way, what the fuck is Due South? ;P

[shanedaisy]

Your right hozer, take off eh! hahaha

[Hirokaze]

. . .

[bigderekkeene]

you continue to reply despite my continued request for you to fuck off. it would seem that canadians are bred deaf as well as stupid. your boring me now so i'll cease to reply. now one last time fuck off and return to that favourite canadian pastime of jerking off to Wayne Gretzky DVD's. Fucking lumberjack cunt!

[Hirokaze]

Because when someone makes such a request, one kindly "fucks off". Also, I think I'm reading, and not hearing what you have to say, thus I would be knowingly disregarding it. I'm not boring you, I'm one uping you and you're finally seeing that, though, long it may have been for you to catch on. I wonder if anyone is actually entertained by the shit you have to post. Stereotypical, unoriginal bullshit. Have I said I single thing about the Scottish? And lets be serious. . . There's a lot to say.

[Hirokaze]

And lets face facts. . .

You say "cunt" way too much. You need to brighten you're vocabulary.

Cunt.

[TheMemorialStorm]

Congratulations, you're an idiot...'nough said!

[bigderekkeene]

fuck yer mother

[JohnnyRadiohead]

You just proved his point. You clearly are not mature enough or even worth debating against, a fact which you have made obvious by your use of repetitive, unoriginal, juvenile insults. Oh, and by the way, Canada is almost exactly like every other established country, we do not live in igloos, in fact I live in Toronto and it is REALLY hot right now. By the way, Canada has had a major impact on your daily lives.Zippers? Canadian. Insulin? Canadian. Washing machines? Standard time? Phones? CANADA.

[bigderekkeene]

right you leave a comment to a SCOTSMAN about inventions that impacted the world! fuckin zippers and washing machines!! how about penecillin,television,telephon­e, pneumatic tyre. your claiming insulin!! something the human body produces naturally as a canadian invention!! dramatic FAIL my moose shagging friend

[JohnnyRadiohead]

Lol, sorry i actually did use all 500 characters in that post, i had a whole whack of other inventions, but you get the point. I wasn't able to elaborate on the insulin thing for the same reason, and i don't really see how its necessary to do so, considering it is clearly implied that when anyone mentions insulin as an invention, it is obviously referring to ARTIFICIAL INSULIN FOR DIABETICS. If you couldn't figure that out, I'm surprised you haven't been held back.

[JohnnyRadiohead]

Scotland did not invent television, it was contributed to by many diverse scientists over time, in fact the first electromechanical television was a German invention! more Canadian inventions: Original prototype lightbulb, which Edison bought from 2 canadian students, Pacemakers, Electric wheelchairs, Hi-res electron microscopes, The instant replay, robertson screws, alkaline long-lasting batteries, The electric oven, the blackberry, and i could go on but I'm running out of characters again.

[bigderekkeene]

yeah i belive you could go on, but im gonna spend some time fucking my girlfriend, you'll just have to find some geek to continue this epic conversation on the history of inventions!

[JohnnyRadiohead]

o-kaayyy... lol?

[dorknight25]

Brilliant Walken impression and a half good joke, and you`re talking about who is the better inventor, shame on you.

[JohnnyRadiohead]

I was defending my country from a stereotyping bastard. o.O

[styxman09]

2 year aniversry

[darthvaderyoda]

Friggin Funny

[CoreyBorealis]

There goes 3mins I'll never get back. The impression isn't very good, the joke is mediocre, and the whole thing is dragged out way too long.

[babybooboo100]

corey borealis....there goes 1 minute ill never get back ,a complete and total idiot actually felt they had to rip this mans attempt at humor to make himself feel better,,,,,,that was a mediocre attempt at criticism

[TheSnakeGuy1]

Holy shit, that was great.

[ANTENT937]

lol fucking funny

[Dustar007]

Ha Ha Haa! Good One.

[samartinez311]

FAIL!

[CheatingSoi]

Spot on impression, only problem is your voice doesn't sound like his

[utoober5]

rofl you left your wheelchair there.

[Picapacapopo]

Check out NYTimes front page. He is.

[C4che128]

not good...

[ballsdeep69420]

starts slithering toward the door... lol

[ywamer08]

Wait!! If dude is in a wheel chair... Why is his bedroom upstairs???

[Whiteboy831]

because his ASS told him it was

[SlashSG]

its a joke..........not an autobiography

[Synnergy08]

This isn't funny... go watch Prank Call - Walken Impression - Lance Krall or Cooking with Christopher Walken... Those are just HILARIOUS! xDDD

[gazblade1]

You know he's in his mid 60's as well?

[PCvillage]

sorry but its rubbish

[gunitla04]

good voice good joke

[Picapacapopo]

R.I.P Christopher Walken.

[whymeweimie]

hes not dead!?

[Picapacapopo]

He recently died at the age of 50. (June 28th, the same day that Billy May died.)

[BillyWProductions]

he's not dead

[Picapacapopo]

He recently died at the age of 50. (June 28th, the same day that Billy May died.) And that is why it's not well known (Yet) because 1. it just happened, 2. Billy Mays died and he is taking up the news bandwith.

[whymeweimie]

dude..christopher walken is not dead...check your resources...

[Picapacapopo]

It was on NYTimes.

[whymeweimie]

dude your a jackass...he's not dead....

[Picapacapopo]

It was quite a big thing actually. Surprised no one here has heard.

[whymeweimie]

you know what's a big thing...your mothers ass...I'm surprised she can fit it thur a door way...everybody heard about that.

[Picapacapopo]

Alright, whatever man. He's dead, and it's the end of that.

R.I.P Chris Walken.

[Circa669]

...he's definitely not dead. read a book.

[Picapacapopo]

Go outside.

[Circa669]

Wow. Good one.

[ben13rown]

Nice man.

[juggalateangel199]

good job man

[souleeze]

Is he in an actual rubber room?

[italia300]

Fantastic!

and who cares if his imperssonation isnt perfect.. id like to see anyone else do a better job..

great joke too!!

[habsfan2725]

HAHAHAHAHA

[iitachifries]

rofl...damn that was long winded to get the lil point across...non the less it was awesome lol