Subway - Boyfriend

[carlobari60]

She grabbed his phalic symbol and squeezed.

[ecossembot]

Again, seriously, this PARASITIC cunt, I hate this fucking advert, and all it stands for, I'd like to have been there during shooting, I would've lost my mind and torched the whole fucking set. Wouldn't even piss on that cunt as she burned infront of me. Then I would've went to Quizznos.

[LiquidxEviL]

@ecossembot HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WELL SAID

[ShoNuffRW]

Replace the sub with house,car,kids and cootch, and I am todd :-(

[whoo689]

What's with the childish voices?? -_-

[93GeoDude]

@whoo689 ask yourself this one, "Are we working under the presumption that this is being played out as to a schoolyard situation where little Samantha is asking little Todd if he `Wants to be her boyfriend', then ask yourself `Am I just a TOTAL dolt, or WHAT". DUUUH!!!! That was your first & only free stupid question for the day. (whistle sounding off) EVERYBODY OUT OF THE POOL!!!

[whoo689]

@93GeoDude Oh, jeez, like I DIDN'T KNOW THAT, you tool. Thanks for the 'explanation'...

It's still fucking irritating and creepy as hell! You just don't put children's voices on adults, esp. in commercials. It's just weird. If this is the best way Subway could come up with advertise that shit, then they don't deserve our business.

[whoo689]

to advertise*

[xxsammitxx]

is it weird that my name is samantha todd?

[wbilyard]

What a no good whore

[pferm201]

whos the hot chick?

[CurlyCakes731]

me and my best friend are obsessed with this commercial we randomly outburst in quoting it all the time=D

[bjrobe71]

Later that night:

Todd: I got another footlong for you, extra mayo. Let's get some tuna on this thing.

[protectorofillinois3]

I would've said, "HELL TO THE NO!!!! GET YOUR OWN DAMN SANDWICH!!!!"

[Adawg4008]

Someone at school said I look like the guy in this commercial...lol

[tkasich1]

Todd you're an idiot. If some hot girl tells you to be their boyfriend - say NO!

[tylerf13ful]

the sandwich represents a penis

[FCA1975]

It's funny how the radio version has them using adult voices? She is pretty damn fine, but not fine enough to take my sub.

[JackBuck44]

Fuck the sub, I wanna eat her pussy for lunch.

[protectorofillinois3]

@JackBuck44 Like I always say, "Reach out and touch - THE PUSSY!!!!" lol. What you do is reach into the screen, grab her, and eat the pussy. Your slogan should be, "Oh yeah!!! Now that's a pussy for you!!!" lol.

[MrHunter520]

she said melt like a black lady

[Xcalibers]

Gimmie your melt! That cookies enough for you! Lol

[tobagotb10]

Low budged commercial. See them all too often nowadays.

When I was a kid, you actually saw sailboats battling the waves, only to sell toothpaste, or overflying a rock formation then the deep ocean below as in a birds view, only to sell laundry soap. Those were the days......when money was disposable and all true action, no computer enhancements back then. Heck, most of us still had black & white tv's, but they still made it look impressive.

1970's - 1980's.

[578t7645uyb5]

@tobagotb10 cool story, bro

[puffpuffdustbunny]

you must like michael bay movies

[rover1597]

@21Spocaj yeah a little.

[rover1597]

@21Spocaj alright check this out. I don't like Nicki Minaj I think she's a bitch too but I think she looks like her.

[21Spocaj]

@rover1597 If you say so man, She reminds of Jessica Biel to me

[FCA1975]

@21Spocaj She does, Jessica Biel is a lot more delicious!

[Timmons072]

what a gay commercial, these are awful

[rover1597]

She looks like a white nicki minaj

[21Spocaj]

@rover1597 ?? ewww no she dosent, wtf is wrong with your eyes?, are you crazy bro?. Fuck that plastic ugly whore niki minaj, she's a dyke

[verynice420]

"Give me your ass! my my ass??? Im your boyfriend now!" .... she now end s up with 2 footlongs in the end

[runamarothon]

77777777 get Jerome's!!! 222222 Odd Odd Odd

[MagikGimp]

Shit, and who eats one of those?

[ThisZebraHasDots]

Poor Todd :P

[SycadelicAcorn]

GIMME BACK MA MELT FOO!!!!!

[BerkeleyBuilt]

i would give up my melt if i could fuck her.

[kitfood12345]

Todd: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, Samantha♥

Samantha: *sigh* Hiiiiii, Todd! Do u wanna be my boyfriend?

Todd: *laughs* Sureeeee

Samantha: GREATTTTT, now give me ur melt *takes melt*

Todd: My melt?????????? :(

...Samantha: Yeah..........................­... im ur girlfriend now.

Todd: uhhhh ummmmm..................... i dont think this is workin out

SUBWAY COMMERCIALS<333333333333333333

[7475flyersfan]

thats cruel taking a mans sandwhich

[stewiesfan2011]

0:09 *squeak*

[redbranch14]

Lol at least he has his cookie

[SmexxiBesties]

I love the way he laughs in disbelief and I all "SURE!"

[Keith459001]

everyone goes through the tiger woods syndrome at some point in their life...

[hulkhatepunybanner]

One of my ex-girlfriends would do that voice during foreplay. I thought it funny but weird. She stopped after her friend told her it was creepy. I'm talking "little girl saying dirty things" creepy.

[jpenn311]

She's pretty hot! I don't blame the kid!

[bigden229]

bitches always teasing guy ....no wonder you get raped

[parkman35]

At least he still has his cookie and drink...most Chicks would've taken it all!

[Canuckify33]

U wanna be my boyfriend? Bwahaha funny stuff

[crazytrini1979]

bwahahahaha what a sucker hahahahahaha!!!

[tikt0kcutie5]

hahaha i love the way she says "im your girlfriend now" thats the way my lil cuzin says it hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­ :)

[IDNotAvailable00]

@tikt0kcutie5 Isnt that incest? O_o

[fargojustin]

That chick is a whore. She has fucked everyone in that office. I've banged her on that guy's desk. Get yourself some.

[ponyprincess6110]

@fargojustin Thats what i said too she a whore a slut too.

[101soccerblondie]

hahaha love this commercial

[63keithernet]

She's your girlfriend now. You big Dummy.

[N9ner69er]

hes, jizzing as he looks at her ass with his melt, ahh the perfect combination

[mastergradeone]

if this was the other way around

females would be bitching 

[murvdude]

the sandwitch looks yummy:D

[murvdude]

HA!

[quentin2383]

now only if subways sandwiches were that big for the same price

[IndyJones1986]

I rather have the sandwich because Thats my sandwich . Funny commerical though.

[tikyel]

I don't think it's working out either.

[BBALLINZIMMY7]

Samantha can have my melt ;) 8===-

[RaptorJesus720]

Screw the sandwich, I want Samantha.

[MrJordan38]

Subway eat fresh!

Zombies eat flesh!

[milincoln]

Samantha is HOT!!!!!!!!!

[sdnm86]

This commercial is hilarious. "Samantha" is a hottie, and that sandwich looks delicious!

[MegaRicson]

i dont think this is working out ahah hed rather his melt than the girl aha

[parkman35]

That's how it all starts with these girls....

[MrYungFatal]

That's what females like 'Samantha' do to kind-hearted guys! They say their your boyfriend just to get your material things and then they walk away like they don't owe you nothing! Then, when you confront them about it, they guilt you by saying, 'You were supposed to do that, becuz you loved me, not for anything in exchange'. Then, when you try to take 'it' from them, they say 'no' means 'no' and knee you in the groin. =]:O(~

[kstahmer]

Samantha is played by Melinda Sward. She can bite my melt anytime she wants.

[DaveSemko]

Can someone please explain this commercial to me?!? Why do they both have the same high voice? The commercial would be funny if they both had regular voices, but instead it is just confusing because of the high voice thing!

[theekingoftunez]

@DaveSemko there supposed to be little kids, hince the kid voices!

[93GeoDude]

@DaveSemko You've obviously never seen a commercial before. DUUH! And babies don't really go on-line & talk about buying stocks, do they Dave?!!! Grow a brain!!!!!!

[MasoodChesterMTT]

Subway did it again! LOL! I burst out laughing when I saw it on cable... If it was only so easy to get a hot blonde HAHAHA!!!

[PhilistineTheArtLuvr]

She can keep my melt but now that she's my "girlfriend" she better be ready to put out when I ask her to, or else!

[shagoury74]

thanks stephenboy8

[willm515]

I'll give her my footlong if you know what I mean. Lol, except it's only like 2". Sorry people, that was gross.

[simmion44]

@willm515

1. WOW

2.EWWWWWWWWWW

3. HAHA

[daweadil]

GET YO HAPPY ASS BACK HERE WITH MY MELT! Nice work now take your panties off.

[abdizi612]

so true

[scungeyoffthachain]

muh -- muh melt?

[Leftysfive93]

She took his Subway Melt and his heart instead of his Swingline stapler.

[aobannon7881]

II believe that is Katie Morgan, the porn star. 

[shagoury74]

does anyone know who the blonde actress names is ?

[stephenboy8]

@aobannon7881 no it's melinda sward

[Jsoh21]

I loved the little laugh he did after she asks if he wants to be her boyfriend.

[TorrenGenn]

All i can say is that she better put out later.

[Redeem23]

Her eyes where locked in on the melt before she greeted the dude. lol. Brilliant ad.

[Gp7acos]

What a GREAT way to point out the BIGGEST weakness men has... women. I love it!

[mariarox93]

Seriously I could not stop laughing when i saw this commercial had to to keep rewinding it! Its that entertaining to me!!! And I've watched it so many times on YouTube!!! Thanks for posting this!!! XD

[HugitoAfilms]

@mariarox93 have you seen the "get your own" one? that one made me cry.

[mariarox93]

@HugitoAfilms HAHA!!! YES!!!!! :D That guy comes up from behind him "give me your melt!" and he's all "I'm your boss" "...So??" AWKWARD... LOL XD

[shizuku1139]

LMAO~!

[HelloImYan]

The definition of a food digger right thar.

[BlackDahlia878]

Am I the only one that finds this depressing?

[arizonaresident1]

@BlackDahlia878 Nope. Me too.



[BockClock]

I don't like these, they're creepy

[moderndayrambo]

who..............is the girl!!!??????

[colombiano956]

That's pretty funny..

[CellyR100]

lol

[Jpolo1031]

So True !!

[AionKoosh]

Too funny!  XD

[Catholiclite]

I lol'd

[JayZPimpin101]

she's hot

[steveotradovec]

what did i just watch??