Ask Swifty - Ask Swifty[Episode 37]

[MrGnomeDevil]

I really don't know this guy, but is he gay or just so FUCKING awesome!

[izaakrainbow]

8=============================­===D~~~



[Johnny54411]

THIS IS NOT A PENIS 8===D~~

[estrellasamarillas]

BAABAA! XDDDD lolz

[TheNinjaNanner]

after the link went up, I went straight to facebook and liked it :P

[TheKDVlogs]

What's the name of the song at 0:18 - 0:24? :D

[chickenbeforeegg]

His garbage can voice sounds like Bill Cosby XD

[JakeJong]

im pretty sure that lady who put the cat in the garbage can was my English teacher.......................­...no joke

[carlybug971]

He uploaded this on my birthday!:D

[jener98]

Bitch got a penis!

[MrsNarwhale]

"Hi-Yo Silver, Away" I feel bonded with you now.

[GrillagirlTV]

8===D~~

[XxXxXxbotdfxXxXxX]

did you enjoy blowing bubbles as a kid?

bubbles has a penis?... my whole life is ruined

[taylorlovesyouNOT123]

Chiili Rainbow<3

[kankurodarling]

So... Tell me, why are you so hot again?

[stingrey93]

This is not the real swifty :S

[rambo7149]

@stingrey93 ur dum raight?

[SqueakyEggsAndBacon]

What If I LEft The Same Comment On A Bunch Of MAtts Viedos, Think He'd Reply?

[lillyjeann]

Press 1- to hear him say blow this 2- panic attack! 3- awesome beat 4- to hear him say jizz 5- beer in a british accent 6- you suck 7-funny laugh? 8- sex in a country accent 9-lick it Press them all repeatedly!:) thats what she said...awkwardd...

[Nakikki]

PENIS PUNCH!

[TheCinder21]

i need you to sheer me up swifty!

[i1and0nly]

HEY...if you woke up with a ninja,rainbow unicorn throwing up bacon on you...what would you do?? XDD

[dudenerdsrule]

he should wear more cardigans.

[JunoCoombs]

Uhh, so what happened to the cat? Im actually really concerned about this. That lady should die.

[superpiefreak]

@JunoCoombs i know!! that bitch was so mean to the little kitty cat! i feel really worried for it!!!!!!

[fantageaddict99]

()() (^-^)

(UU)

bunny power lol!!!

[Alli141015]

That 'Um' in the start of the video was adorable. :)

[MrHollywoodundead4li]

his hair in this video is sexual!!

[NinjutsuNinjaQueen]

i find it kind of strange that his middle name is "Brian" and mine is "Brianne" :/

[MyKurohime]

@NinjutsuNinjaQueen ....OH MY GOD.YOUR MIDDLE NAME IS MY FIRST NAME

[NinjutsuNinjaQueen]

@MyKurohime o cool :)

[bubbleducky1016]

Bubbles has a penis

[iluvshanedawson178]

@bubbleducky1016  no she doesnt IM BUBBLEZ

[MrFeralchildren]

PROOOMOTION

[iLikeYourPetAsian420]

What Happened To Brittani Martini?

[tokiohotel235]

Matt Has perttty Eyes(:

[Alienzonlee]

1:40 PATDAAOOWW!!

[shaley123ily]

Would you rather have sex with a dog, cow, or Snokki from Jersey Shores?! o.O

8====D~~ ( )

[emochicka1994]

dude...someone stole my brothers girafficorn!!!...thats right...its a girafficorn

[LesbianBadAss]

8===D~~

[BeNNyBoYe13]

when he said like a dragon takingg a dump on old people i think i woke my mom up from her nap

[PrincessKiyoko2010]

omg!! that...bitch! poor kitteh

[talensledge]

OH KITTEH U SO GOOD! OH MAH GAWD ITS A LADY PETTIN ME AUGH ITS SO GREAT!IMA GARBAGE CAN AND IM SO HUNGREH YOU SHOULD PUT DAT KITTEH IN MAH MOUTH! GOM NOM DOM....AGH DIAHREAH.

[SitOnYouProductions]

@talensledge we know, we were there

[daroshokina]

Bubbles has a penis!? lol

[cupcakegasm]

uploaded on my birthday ;)

[ShelbyJayneCampbell]

i want you.

[thewolfkingskeeper]

unicorn, N: a single corn: therefore, a unicorn crossed with a giraffe would make multicolore, or "indian" corn.

[FunkyOrangePandas]

Girafficorn :D

[bubbysaint123]

just think wat episode 69 will like probly the most sexual one ever

[Nomortaldaredtodream]

The old lady throwing away the cat was so funny! Yet so f-ed up!

[TheDblcheeseburger]

my mom was born in 1969... sexual......

[bden47]

When I play COD everytime I go up a level I yell, PROMOTION!

[TheMissBridge1]

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FOURTH GUMMY BEAR PICTURE IN THE BACKGROUND!!?!??!?!

[JILLEHnomnom]

HAHAHAHHAA PMSL

[trashcangold]

Am I the only person that finds the old lady throwing away the cat, fucking funny as hell?!

[biancasita]

Swifty is 22. :D There's still a chance I can marry him! XD

[RebeccaSaysWhyNot]

press the number 7 over and over again XD

[shannonofallon]

this was posted on my birthday

[mizccpressley]

You sounded a bit like willy wonka at the end (Johnny Depp)

[iJacky92]

NOOOO!!! BUBBLES!!?!?! lol I will NEVER say that the same again... Now I won't keep a straight face haha

[davidwilliamj2]

B=====D~~~~~~~ that's not a penis

[ambyrlinn]

...there was a forth picture... what happened...

[Laraythius13]

8==D C==8

No homo.

[sic99308]

8===D~~ jizzin :O

[NinjaBrideget]

The b 0 0 b i e bracelets? They support breast cancer, I have one even tho im a girl I support people with breast cancer, if you have a Zumez they sell them there.

[xDownJuggalettex]

thats sad, wat a stupid old bitch >:/

[memyselfnhooeverelse]

does anyone else laugh uncontrollably at 1:42 or is it just me?

[TheHannahbanna72]

Hey will you send me a picture of yourself on a good hair day, so i can put it on my door of hot guys.. PLEASE! Because there isn't a good one on the internet....

[TheKimberleyEve]

...maybe she should take a bath..

iloveyou!

[xXAlienangelXx]

that lady is fucked up.hope she ges to hell.

[RockZombieIAm]

@xXAlienangelXx wat lady?

[skatinguitars116]

my dad was born in 1969! =D

[WWFattitude2000]

I was watching this in class and my headphones got pulled outta the computer and all everyone heard was "Bubbles has a penis?" xD

[itsbrennabitch18]

@WWFattitude2000 bahahaha swifty has done that to me at school too!! xD

[o0PresidentEvil0o]

@WWFattitude2000 ROTFLMAO

[BananaExplosions]

: C You Punched Me In The Face..........IMMA GIVE YOU A CHILI RAINBOW!!!!!!!..Delicious..;]

[rosebudcrusade]

oh my god! wtf is wrong with that lady D: thats really saddddd.

[TheFredlovers123]

Hahahah that's not a penis

[VHTLtdDimarzio]

Damn video flaggin' zombies! >=[

[AlexEvanslvr666]

haha blowing bubbles XD thats good

[TheFredlovers123]

why are you wearing a cardigan???

[VHTLtdDimarzio]

@TheFredlovers123 Don't all hipsters wear cardigans? Swifty's not a hipster? Shit, I've been getting love advice from a pedophile again. DAMMIT!

[TheFredlovers123]

@VHTLtdDimarzio Mhhhh nope he isnt a pedophile

[VHTLtdDimarzio]

@TheFredlovers123 I'm just messing around. Swifty's rad.

[vegaschick1422]

This is my favorite hair cut on him it's so sexy.

[xxXsAd11eMo11bOyXxx]

i was learning how to screamo, so i typed in a beautiful lotus and it came up with ask swifty, episode one

back when there were 4 episodes

DIE HARD FAN RIGHT HERE

i liked this before it was cool

nah im fuckin with ya

it still isnt cool.

[VHTLtdDimarzio]

@xxXsAd11eMo11bOyXxx Wtf is learning to screamo? You tard, you were learning to scream. Btw, if Fred can have 15mil views a vid, then Swifty's random shit is cool.

And you know what else? PENIS!

[MyLifeForUsed]

HAHA, omg, from Chowder:

Mm, pepperspray, that sounds delicious!

AHH, I WAS WRONG, I WAS HORRIBLY WROOONG.

[MegaDinoRawrr]

I got the, "What did we learn today? Absolutely NOTHING!" shirt in the mail yesterday. I'm wearing it to school tomorrow:)

CAN'T WAIT!

[VHTLtdDimarzio]

@MegaDinoRawrr Make sure you show the superintendent so s/he's aware how little those teachers do all day.  -thumbs up-

[MegaDinoRawrr]

@VHTLtdDimarzio

Ahaha will do:)

[no1caresanymore]

I have a bracelet that says I love boobies! :D

[VHTLtdDimarzio]

@no1caresanymore Mmmm, great bracelet. How much and where can I find one?

[no1caresanymore]

@VHTLtdDimarzio I got it for a dollar at breast cancer awareness thing we had in my area. You could probably find it online?

[VHTLtdDimarzio]

@no1caresanymore May have to look for one.

[addyfatty31]

There called girafacornicus gosh get it right



[Koda956]

Wow whoever said he needs to grow up is stupid, do you really think he acts like this in public? nah, he just does it for his videos because people like it, he is talented whether you like it or not, and your just mad because more people like him then you, and its probably because he's awesome and you a douche bag ^^

[VHTLtdDimarzio]

@Koda956 No, they are mad because Swifty does this and is radtastic. When the poster you're replying to does it, they throw eggs at him and call him a chicken licker.

[6662Ashley]

Boobie Bracelets Woot.

[Bellamakesmusic]

sooo beautiful eyes!! :D

[cindyrb12d2]

buubles has a penis!? LMFAO XD

[AjaEmo]

MMM CHILI RAINBOW!!

I was terribly wrong...

[AjaEmo]

wouldn't it make you gay if your penis were a rainbow?

[LissieRAWR]

Did you ever think you'd have this many subscribers when you first joined youtube?

[riftclaw]

hey matt y u wearing a cardigan?

[pivotkp]

which  beautiful lotus song is that?

[hunter657421]

swifty do u hav tshirts

[littlemrsantiviolent]

dear swifty i subcribed to ur chanel cause i love your voice

[64evilman]

1:42 XD

[venelis200]

8==D~

[richmondhomegirl17]

penis salad!!

[SelenaRox2000]

Do u want a mini giraffe?

[MegaBacktalk]

I love you

[shalommeodedff7]

8==D~~

Rock On

[OliiStoked]

"AND I WILL FORCEFULLY EJECT MY RAINBOW ONTO YOUR FACE!"

[okema1999]

"Did you enjoy blowing bubbles when you were a kid?"

"Bubbles has a penis?" LOL

[bhester927]

i asked the oero question :D

[MrMonkeyman576]

8====D~~~({})

[Daynalou1894]

holy cow how did that get so many vote ups. :O

<33

[allisonpaige0121]

omg!! i luv ur eyes

[TheLipshock]

I love you (:

[darkglorygirl]

GOD BLESS THE GIRAFICORN!!!

[JordanTrishaRachel]

the sound at 0:04 ...

<3

[Lizzy54ful]

ewwwww

[DisneyASchick]

epic trollin dude...epic....i also thought chilli rainbow sounded wrong...then that lil message popped up.... D:  successful troll success

[Daynalou1894]

It's ironic that the number of thumbs up i have is 69...

[MoonShoesPotter28]

OHMYGOD! you said hi-oh sliver awayyy. ILOVETHATMOVIEE :DD

[NoahKronz]

Swifty fucking sucks.

[xxlunnitaxx]

@NoahKronz then why are you watching it???

[xxcherishlovexx]

I wanna penis salad.

[kbell7992]

Om nom nom

[TotalyLoveyou]

sometimes i only watch this video for th eintro song :D

[clairebubble7]

penis salad ;)

[x0x0makeup1230x0x]

Lmfao!!!!!!

[punkchika12312]

no body eles add thumbs up to the daynalous comment! its at 69:)

[Mustangkrb]

Have you seen that video of an asian ninja chick who blows bubbles from her vajaja? yeah its weird!

[madison12peter]

Once i wrote that to my friend...that;s not awkward...that's not a penis 8====D~~ and all he said was what?

[WhoaDriveMySoul1]

i love you. 

[minkleminkle]

*Stabs the damn idiotic lady who put a poor kitty in a trash can* GO TO HELL!

[shakBboy]

1:55 OMG i think Swifty jizzed himself O_O

[NoahKronz]

Remember when Swifty was funny? Yeah me too :(

[AltruisticIdealist]

@NoahKronz Your pretty much begging for hate comments from whiny defensive youtubers with a comment like that, I personally thought this video was hilarious and the quality of his videos can only get better, not worse.

[mcMirandaCosgrovemc]

@NoahKronz um you're only getting hate comments from that though i love swifty i'm not all RAWR!!!! I'MA SHANK YOU :p

[emilyappreciation]

i want the unicorn giraffe

[bunnybooties]

Sorry to burst your "Bubbles",Matt(pun intended), but isnt Bubbles the bitchy brunette Powerpuff girl on a never-ending period? Im jus sayin'.

[ilurvweirdthingz]

@bunnybooties na bubbles is the blonde one with pigtails.

you're talking about blossom. she's a red head...

[minkleminkle]

@bunnybooties No... That's Buttercup. ^ ^

[alittleolder]

Usually 88 is a sign for nazis.. because it's the 8th letter in the alphabet is H.. so 88 == HH meaning Heil Hitler.. Maybe he meant it that way

[PersonifiedDoom]

om nom nom..diarrhea

[haleyyxD]

youre so cute lol.

[Boomshine685]

ahahha, the woman that put the cat in the bin is jokes,

only in Britain. ;)

[SillehAllene]

i asked the unicorn question :D

[HeresLozzie]

Penis Salad !!

[TheKecyoRedFire]

my friend told me to tell you that your vids make him have a weggie in his pants XDD

[ashtimoi]

I  love your eyes.. they're SO blue :D

[cloudiku]

these advertisements need to die.

[MqLuvvaLuvva19]

what A Beautiful Lotus song is in the beginning?

[cassidymadison]

Penis salad. (:

[thegodofs]

@cassidymadison FAG!

[cassidymadison]

@thegodofs CUNT.

[thegodofs]

@cassidymadison I punt your Cunt

[xShiranamix]

8====D~~~

[jessydeelove]

Hey Matt, did you know that there is seriously a class about zombies at the University of Baltimore? I'm taking it online next semester :D

[odersaf]

maybe she should take a bath. HAHAHAAHA

[MelloMisaIsSinging]

Oh my god! She so doomed that cat to death! EVIL!

[mcg413]

"Bubbles has a penis? My whole life is a lie."

ROFL

[Awesomgurl10]

would you ever eat a penis shaped multicolored lollipop?

[ThePivotXE]

@Awesomgurl10 Snookie has

[trotts221]

What is the name of the Beautiful Lotus song at the beginning??

[xSizeMeDownx]

lmfao

"put that kitty in my mouth" 1:10

[smokey70424]

your freaking funny

[sweetiexpiex364]

LMFAO did u enjoy blowin Bubbles when u were litte? Bubbles had a penis??????

[sweetiexpiex364]

U look hot in ur Cardigan and ur eyes... But as if u haven't heard that enough from underaged girls :p but wait... Weren't ur eyes green before or brown?

[karlatabandnerd]

NO THE BOOBIES BRACELET SUPPORTS CANCER!! it says "i love boobies" P: lol its okay swifty

[NeverShoutMoriah]

your eyes are amazing

[DavidRayT]

Haha, nice Chower reference.

[skwid79]

nice i was lmao

[TheMegasuperpulga]

i wanna join in the penis fun:D hoorauy ~~~€==8