Dickless.
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From: FLuffeeTalks
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  • stich it back on lol. laughed my head of. i would get a girl tell her to go up to him and say do u want some and then make a say oh yea thats right u have no dick. lol

  • Yeah, why not shoot your friends dick off. Then you can just go to jail.

  • google and watch the pain olympics

    ~guy cut his dick off for the chance of a million dollars.

  • id just slap him

  • Im sorry, but i dont have a dick...

  • @blondey13keo He'll prbly go for the nipples O.o

  • Hmmm..What would I do..well if I had a dick I'd slap him in the face with it. 2 birds with 1 stone. I want to slap him, and I want to brag about me still having a dick. Perfect thing to do.

  • GUITARISTS USE PINKYS!!!!! :D

  • im NOT GIVING YOU MY DICK

    

  • PINKY

    HELL NO

    Try to fucking shred with your ring finger and pinky bound together... IT'S IMPOSSIBLE T T

  • thats the worst thing i've ever heard

  • No STDs for you sir

  • that would hurt

  • this thought hurt my dick ): needs a kiss now.. xD

  • does that mean he has a vagina

  • @jetz506 Fluffee never said he cut a whole into himself..Now he just has balls of sperm with no dick to shoot it out.

  • I would say "I heard you got your dick cut off" "Yeah I did." "Shit, I uhhh uhh yea I got to go."

  • 196 people got their dicks chopped off

  • Imagine trying to piss without a dick.. That must be quite a conundrum.

  • that is so funny I started to piss myself lol lol lol lol lol

  • wonder if he goes to the girl prison now lol

  • Dude I'd cut off my flippin pinky toe before cutting off my pinky that would feel Sooo effed up if I lost my pinky

  • "and like this video because i'll cut your dick off if you don't"

    ...i'm a chick...

  • I feel dickless for some reason....

  • Fluffee i love your beautiful eyes.

  • I have one word "chode"

  • Can I have it?

  • I'll carve my initials on it with a knife

  • i would tell him "what the #### are you doing?" and then i would have somebody shove something up his butt so that he would be in pain while i would call the cops... :P

  • I would say congrats sis your now a woman have fun stoping the blood from your vagina every month

  • Without pinkies there's no pinky swear! xD Pinkies are important! Geez that's s fun word... Pinky pinky pinky! xD

  • ur so fuckin stupid *slaps dickles friend*

  • No! I use my pinkie to activate caps lock!

  • Haha this crap was so funnyXD fluffee is so adorable and Hella fine too:)-3

  • ok seams  little extreme :-I

  • I would call him a fuckin retard

  • I have a vagina sooooo...do i still have to like the video???

  • :O

    Borat now is dickless ? ? ?

  • LIKE THIS VIDEO OR I WILL CUT UR DICK OFF.....

    ...UUUMMM I DONT HAVE DICK?!?!

  • hi

  • Ya I play violin and use my pinky every time I play it:/

  • actaully most musicians need there pinky the pinky toe is useless

  • Can I have it as a dildo?

  • And I liked this video to save my dick...dammit it Fluffee stop threatening me with scary things if I don't do as you ask

  • hahahaha i love the faces in the thumbnails to the right :D

  • i dont have a dick so what bitch!!

  • @AshyliaJ o.o uhhhhhh

  • I'm debating that the pinky is the most pointless limb on your body.

    There's your fifth toe.

  • you dumass thats what i would say

  • i thumbed up the video dont cut my dick off! I NEED THAT!

  • you use your pinky if you play piano/guitar/cello, basically all instruments, except of triangle..

  • mann i lov3 fLuffee he is sooooooooo funny lolz hahah ps im usin my bros youtube thing so yeaaa lolz LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i would be like hehehe ur dickless..... dumbass!

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  • Fluffee has pretty eyes :3

  • I don't have a mother fuckin' dick you ass! There are GIRLS in this world too you know

  • Thanks to haters for making the like bar look like a blunt.

  • Mwahaha... I can skip liking this video, beacuse i've got no dick to cut off. No, I didn't, I'm a girl.

  • pinkies are useful... you use your pinky when you sip tea to be all fancy like

  • thumbs up if u hate when both top comments are the same. thumbs up twice if u hate people that say this type of comment about 2 top comments. ALSO thumbs up three times if u LOVE FLUFFE

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  • i a girl...

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  • i don't mind being dickless.... then again ive never had one... im a girl

  • if ur asian cutt off ur toe because ur pinky is usefull for katana's!!!!!

  • 0:55 to 1:06 is the funniest part of this video

  • He change from male to female in seconds!!!

  • actually 195 are either dickless or girls lmao

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  • Tht is just ew

  • He must have done it because it was the only thing 'at hand' at the time, lol. One last hurrah before it's gone? ROFL

  • 1 year ago today you made this video

  • x3 How will he pee

  • i would call the press...draw on it, light it on fire, frie it...and sent it to mexico.

  • i would laugh and point

  • Does it feel good? Will you do it to me ?

  • That awkward moment when both of the top comments are the same.....

  • Show him my dick kinda self explanatory

  • Only in canada...

  • Id say: dude? are you still a virgin, cause you aint gunna get pussy for A LONG TIMEE.

  • 11,544 have dicks

  • @XxXx0980 or boobs

  • 195 people are dickless

  • what accent is that?

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  • haha xD nice vid and i noticed how much you move your eyebrows when you talk :3 i really love your voice and accent by the way ^^

  • 195 people got shot it the Bawlz

  • pinkies are for pinky swears <3

  • Cut of a toe or some shit

  • Actually the least useful finger is your ring finger of your less dominant hand. According to NASA..

  • Id tell him wtf is the matter w/ u! Simple as that :)

  • I'd tell him that he was a fucking moron, slap him in the face, and kill him because he has no dick!

  • i would b like wut the fuck dud seriously is tht the only thing u could come up with bc now the only sex ur getting is from behind...stretched out bootyhole

  • 195 people have floppy dicks

  • You do know he still needs to pee regardless if he had ED

  • THIS GUY HAS DICK ON THE BRAIN.

  • i'd say i just found 3 bitches that will do everything to you and they can suck the paint off of walls and they want you right now

  • I hate it when the top 2 comments are the same, especially when they are the "193 people ......" comments.

  • @NumbPlanet lol yea

  • fucking retard

  • wow both top comments are about people and them having no dicks, it would be funny if this comment got one of those spots cause then people would be like this comment doesnt make sence cause this is a top comment so the other one isnt there ant more, make sence?? i guess not, got toby turner.

  • Fluffee take your hat off for one episode i wanna se

  • I would rather loose my pinkytoe... I always smash it into things

  • he needs to pee aswell mind!

  • I Would Have Cut Off The End Of My Pinky ;P

  • lmao i guess no prison shower sex?

  • your right don't cut of your dick cut off your pinky

  • I would slap him in the face and have him tested for retardation. I would then tell him he should've cut off one of his baby toes because thats pretty much the most pointless limb you have. More than your pinky.

  • dude i don't got a dick :p how ya feel now 

  • @cotto8520 Go back into the kitchen.

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  • I'd slap him with his severed dick. :)

  • i would have to keep my dick i would just cut of a finger or some shit

  • ha ha i dont have a dick 4 u to cut off

  • I Love your accent <3

  • 194 got their dick cut off, Smh.

  • need the pinky for the control key,

    i'd rather not have a dick

  • do you really smoke weed?

  • your stupid you have so many different choices you could have chosen but no you had to go and cut your dick off which will probably ruin your life forever

  • you cant cut off our dick if we dont have one!!!!!!

    but fuk it im still gonna like this vid!!!!!!

  • I'd say "Hey, thanks to you, they're lowering the price of neutering! You're my fuckin' hero!"

  • Id say " You know u have fingers right? "

  • NO BALLS NO BALLS!

  • i would say WTF

  • Cut your fucking pinky off who needs a fucking pinky!

  • pinky VERY important to us pianists... and alot of other musical thingys....

  • @KotteGames Ya!!!! All though you could probably use your ring finger as a substitute....

  • @TheOffice2212 y'know.. losing pinky... will make u have to use a whole new way to get confortable and such things to play... lol... u NEED ALL FINGERS.... pretty much.......... i cut of my little toe :D or something.

  • I AM A GIRL. Dicks are bits that are gross!

  • 193 people are dickless

  • @TheCrazypaper and ther NOT girls

  • borats wife said "if you cheat on me i will come over there and snap off your cock" but i guess he just cut it off.

  • uhmmmm im a girl i dont have a dick!! lmaoo xD

  • well too bad the jokes on you, you cant cut MY dick off i cut it off before your knife could even get to it!!!! hahaha!!! oh wait....god damnit!!!(:(:

  • 193 people have floppy penisis

  • PINKY!

  • You sound hilarious when you say 'pinky'. Hehe (: <3 you FLuffers!

  • wat the fuck man

  • Ha you ain't got a penis

  • I play guitar and piano though, I need both pinkies! D:

  • @Kizales cut off your pinkie....toe.

  • @MsToriGirlRox Hm..... True.... But wouldn't that upset my balance of when I stand or walk?

  • Floppy dick he couldn't use. Hahahaha.

  • i would kick him in the balls and slap him.

  • omg this vid was uploaded on my birthday :D

  • @MsFootballplaya2 lol lucky u...my b day is may 12

  • @destroymyEpets kewl

  • id go "you fuckin dumbass!!!!!"then when he turns away id laugh until i loose my voice

  • "...A finger or something like that A PINKY!"

  • I don't have a dick...

  • i was laughing the whole fucking time!!!!!

  • 193 people have cut off there dicks

  • @TheChriZ1995 2 more did it since you did this comment 

  • you use your pinky for gripping thing* just sayin'

  • so he just cut it off!! haha

  • Mangina??

  • a fuckking idiot

    

  • id say hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­!!!!! dumb ass

  • heh heh heh that also came off of south park

  • i'd say "hey how's it hanging? oh wait, it's not..." xD

  • I don't want you to cut off my dick so I say I would probably look at him And Cry.

  • My tooth fell off while watching this and i wasnt even touching it with my tounge

  • i'm a guitarist, i do need my pinky. XD

  • id jizz right in his face..saying what now...cant jizz back

  • lol imagine, WITHOUT A DICK YOU WOULDNT HAVE THE DISTRACTIONS INVOLVED.

  • *sees the end*

    b-but w-what if Im a girl???

    *cries*

    Response to prisoner dude: Must "suck" to be you!

  • in soviet rusha dick cuts you!!

  • no balls no balls!!

  • Response: stupid hindu...*walks away*

  • i dont have a dick ,,, so how are you gunna cut it off?

    

  • i like to see him now!

    whati wold say '' Man! fuck up man! i got you a new pair of $200 undies for your birthday! and now you are dickless? "

  • i like to see him now!

  • I'd like to see him get laid now :D=~

  • ... O_O you're gonna cut my dick off??? WHERE IS MY DICK AT??? *looks in pants and sees vagina* O_O It's missing!!!!!!

  • 192 people got there dick cut off by FLuffee

  • hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i almost peed myslef

  • *Sees end*...But..Imma girl...

  • Oh shit now he can't fuck camels anymore....