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From: megaleach
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  • funny! but he looks creapy

  • What could possibly be creepy about a talking disembodied head, with a fake accent, telling anonymous people about his sexploits on the internet!!! ;-P

  • Chuck Norris > Life

    I stand corrected. What I meant to say was:

    CHUCK NORRIS IS LIFE!

  • This man speaketh the truth-eth... um.. I mean, yeah.

  • cool video effects, i like the expressions on the face. p.s. rhysgeard, LOL!!

  • Thanks mate. :)

  • Don't impersinate Chuck, HE'LL KILL YOU!

  • Dear Friend of Megaleach,

    I regret to inform you that Megaleach is no longer with us, he was struck down with a sudden case of CNRHK (Chuck Norris Round-House Kick) last Thursday.

    The memorial service will be held at the Church of the Zombie-Jesus this coming weekend, I hope you will attend.

    Yours sincerely,

    Megaleach's mourning family

  • he will hunt you down and kill me nooo!

  • I'll introduce you to a karate chop to the neck.

  • Whatever mate.

  • chuck norris is watching YOU lol. dont mess with chuck norris.

  • I feel my days are numbered. ;)

  • lol.

  • oh wtf

  • ftw ho

  • if i saw him sleepin wif my girlfriend i would fuck him up lol.....or mabey i should just get him a glass of water

  • I'd go with the water. Maybe cheer him on quietly. ;)

  • An Aussie Chuck Norris....very great!

    So funny! So men and women fanatsize about him during sex? Wow I didn't know, hilarious!!!

  • You KNOW it's true. ;) Hahaha

    Cheers,

    Megaleach

  • Hehehehehe, i dont even know what he sounds like so i cant judge ya. but it was funny anyway

  • Hahaha, I was referring to the change in the voice from the intro to the main jokey bit.

    There is another chuck Norris video that's better IMO. :D

    Cheers,

    Megaleach

  • most men are ok with there wives fantasingsing about me during sex, because THERE DOING THE SAME THING" LMAO that was the best quote iv'e heard in ages!! nice work dude, you a legend, a god, truly an artist!

  • Well thank you very much. :D

  • And then they bleed for a month :D So very VERY wrong.

  • Hahaha, I am the MASTER of wrong, as you well know ;)

    Take a look to my other Norris video, that's probably better. :)

    Cheers,

    Megaleach

  • lol i hate chuck noris hes a fake and he bought his rights as a martial artist

  • Dammit man! Have you got a death wish, what if Chuck Norris sees this! I'd start writing out a will today buddy. ;)

    Cheers,

    Megaleach

  • lol funny.... i have more swords,knives, and blunt weapons in my house that im trained to use to be afraid of him...he grew up in texas on a range i grew up in the city ...with idiot gangs and stupid guntoteing wannabes lol im used to having to defend myself

  • But didn't you know.. He can kill you with only one look!

    He once shot down a Russian fighter jet, by just pointing his finger at it and shouting "BANG!" ;)

  • lmao yea ive heard all the jokes

  • Yeah but they're still funny as hell. :)

    I have a new Chuck video ready to upload, I should probably do that now.

    Cheers,

    Megaleach

  • lol ill watch it hell if you upload it soon ill try to be the first to watch and comment on it

  • Ask and you shall receive... ;)

  • this is a reason i dont comment on alot of peoples videos... most people dont answer you or anything.. thats why i comment on your videos and angry's and tas's videos yous are friendly and answer back anyway

    peace

    -Joker Rose

  • Cheers, JokerRose. :)

  • wow who would have know chuck was the reason for girls monthly Periods.. lmao

  • Oh come on, being a woman, you KNOW it's true, don't deny it. ;) LOL

  • Does that mean that I can do kick boxing if it's "in the jeans"? I guess he can do it eating Pizza, opening an email, and talking on the mobile cell phone all at the same time? Not to mention also driving the Hummer in Naples. Blessings from Earth +++ The Saint +++

  • He's definitely an amazing man. :D

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