Louis C.K. Hates Twitter

[allgoodnamestaken76]

lolol

[BlueJay88]

Whenever a comedian is on Letterman or Leno, they always get interrupted by the host trying to throw in his two cents right in the middle of the story/bit. Conan just sits back and lets the comedian sell his act. Team Coco!

[LyconicWebDev]

Whatever. Jesus would be USING twitter. You didn't really buy all that malarkey about him being omnipresent did you?

[FockerTheLopper]

 2 gingers on 1 show!

[MrSupastar83]

So true...an entire generation of dumbed down idiots hooked on Twitter, Facebook and Reality TV...

[TheSeeker008]

In the year 2020 YouTube, Twitter and Facebook will merge to form a giant corporation which will be a huge waste of time and it will be called "YouTwitFace".

[WhateverWasLeft]

@TheSeeker008

Hahah, brilliant! :D

[HTC815]

fuck twitter

[BROvitch]

"Jesus is right in front of me I swear to God!"

[ICONLISTENING1]

OMG I LOVE THIS DUDE JUST CAUSE YOU CAN DO SOMETHING DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO DO IT....... EXACTLY

I HATE TWITTER ITS SO SO BORING AND STUPID

[breyzh2jahkady]

@ICONLISTENING1 Just because you have Caps lock doesn't mean you have to do it...or is it blocked on cyour keyboard ?

[dobbins2550]

I love Louie. Guy fucking makes me laugh. 

[slckr80s]

Conans laugh is so sycophantic.

[PandaWithAIDs]

Louie is the new prophet

[instereovideos]

haha jesus is trending

[popcornballs29]

he sounds like an old grump in this.

[onisazo]

jesus is trending wkkkkk ... I don't even understand why people have Twitter. It's the most pointless social media site for the common person. It's fine and dandy for celebrities or companies to use.. it makes common folk feel closer to these once untouchable entities, but a normal person having both a facebook and twitter feels like over kill.

[MegaGaming4you]

@onisazo

lol i have both but i use fb more twitter is whack to me

[1228Glenn]

The only thing good about Conan being on TBS is that hes the only decent thing on TBS

[Sadie408]

WORD. Love it. Totally agree.

[17XAlpha]

"can you just look at me for a second?" hahahaha

[eternalricemuncher]

Twitter sucks. I finally decided to join

1st you can only type 2 sentences so theres no intelligent conversation

2nd you have to type shorthand because you are limited to 2 sentences. A major website is promoting degeneration of language skills

3rd it is all shorthand that new people cant understand. I replied to someone who sent me coding asking them what it means & got banned because it was dodgy code- then when I wrote asking why & it said unable to submit ticket please try again later

[pcvideogamer]

@eternalricemuncher mate... bollocks to all that.. there's a secret to all of it... Twitter whatever... that is... DATA they want it all from you... hey did you know Twitter bought the biggest location-tracking firm two years ago and the market for 'location-data' was worth 14 billion dollars last year... :) thats why your suckered by mortgaged celebrities as bait... follow your whatever, hashtag sounds cool... arse-gravy... it's all bullshit, tweet that..

[jhiller21]

I was at the WEBN fireworks show in Cincinnati last year, which is one of the world's largest firework displays. There were literally thousands of people AT the event, watching it on their phones.

There are hundreds of gigantic, beautiful explosions in the sky RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM. They prefer to watch on an iPhone. Humanity is fucked.

[Khrystoffar]

He may be a funny comedian, but he sure does make you think...

[spiderjerusalem100]

I have never even visited the Twitter website and i have no intention of doing so any time soon.

I couldn't give 2 tugs on a dead dogs cock if a famous person just got out of bed or ate a sandwich.

I see enough banal shit on Facebook as it is.

[r3s3t063]

dislikes = major Twits who this bit offended

[remcorotteveel]

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[remcorotteveel]

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[Maverick5588]

louis ck is fukin so funny holy crap. especially at 0:55

[anirudha1987]

omg, jesus is trending!!!

[kevinw8305]

the only good thing about Conan being on TBS is they can say "shit" and not get censored.

[TasOMW]

@kevinw8305 why doesnt it

[vijaymd44]

54 ppl just disliked this because it can be done..

[mattvocalPHHS]

He is the the little voice in my head that says what I truly think about my generation...

Go Louis!

[dpistons149]

@davmul1980 Lies

[davmul1980]

I HATE PEOPLE WHO HATE TWITTER, MY FATHER IS CO-FOUNDER OF TWITTER, SO YEAH, YOU UNDERSTAND!

[MetaI4Brains]

@davmul1980

You're lying.

[jrgorilla1]

@davmul1980 wow, i'm so impressed! oh wait no i'm not you're a lyin; idiot

[MJMtalk]

@davmul1980 seems legit

[LeBronForTheWin]

@davmul1980 Your father may be a co-founder of Twitter, however, your mother shoulda swallowed you.

[ZooYorkVenom]

@davmul1980 You sound like a raging douchebag.

[knownothingable]

I feel guilty now.

[MrWarlock616]

awesome from 1:36 !! xD

[Ultranothing]

You know what's so great about Lou? He's real.

[AdrianisnotBiice]

Seriously, Louis is hilarious! Social commentary said in a way where we can laugh at ourselves.

[usmaddog7]

I cant stop wacthing this guy,hes the only thing that never fails to put me to sleep at night zzzzzz

[juustohoyla]

My exact feelings towards touchscreens on "smartphones". You remember the old numpad -style keyboard? You know, the one that wasn't wiggly, unresponsive and you didn't have to use both hands just to write a short text message

[Ravelife13]

I am a technophile, but I hate smart phones and texting. I don't need that shit, and NO ONE makes eye contact when they speak in person anymore. If people get a text they break off conversation like it isn't even happening. That shit is really fucked up. This doesn't just happen to me, you can look around at the supermarket or mall, or school, and observe this behavior. The more adapted to this tech people become the less socially adept they are in person.

[TheDeathonlegs]

@Ravelife13 I don't use any social networking sites. "smart" phones are just marketing. They're phones, if you really hate them...call them phones not smart phones, it's just some stupid marketing scam...dem fones aint intelligent boi!

[Maverick8708]

Jesus is Trending Right Now

[acrossfromwhere]

i love louis so much.

[QuestionsOfYou]

@usmaddog7 dude. dont be a prick

[usmaddog7]

Ladies and gentleman Louie C.K........ZZZZZZZZ....ZZZZZZZ­Z

[lyndaek99]

@usmaddog7 So stop watching his vids then? Its really that simple.

[Ani0227]

couldya just look at me for a second. lmao thats how i feel... pay attention asshole!

[rad4life1]

"Ok can you just look at me for a second" Brilliant connection, its pathetic to think that Jesus would have to repeat himself! 

[tookurjaerbs]

A-mazing

[Utoobepooper]

Conan is looking into the future when he sees Louis C.K

[pintoguinness1]

comedy sprinkled with wisdom. or is that the other way around? w/e. it's a rare commodity today and the guy hit the nail..

[TheSeeker008]

in the year 2020 Facebook, YouTube and Twitter will merge to form a giant corporation which will be a huge waste of time and it will be called "YouTwitFace".

[ciilman]

@TheSeeker008 lol you made my day!!

[LisebergsKaninen]

@TheSeeker008 Actually, it's gonna be called "TweetYourFace"

[pcvideogamer]

@TheSeeker008 haven't heard that one before...(*sarcasm) here's a thing you should know TWITTER (clues in the name) was invented with ONE purpose in mind... to be a portable service to extract something called LOCATION-DATA which was worth 14-Billion dollars in 2011, they sucker you all using 'celebrities' as bait... have a f*cking revolution on it if you like.. your still transmitting that valuable data... Farcebook sold you all out to recently...

[MCLemonyfresh]

@TheSeeker008 hahaha this is possibly the greatest comment I've seen on youtube. Ironically enough, I want to post it on twitter and facebook... don't worry, I'll give credit

[xaxsxpx]

@TheSeeker008 YouTwatFace :)

[AmnestyWitz]

I <3 Twitter, but this dude was awsome!!!

[ernieball5000]

<--- Check out mah new cover of Ragdoll!!!

[jammadamma]

I have Twitpic of Jeesuus XD

[bearwwe]

I AM FLYING AROUND IN MY SUPERMAN SOCKS!!

[WhitneysdeadbodyFTW]

I hate Whitney Houston almost as much as Louis hates twitter. Fuck them both!

[Nylockable]

@WhitneysdeadbodyFTW log off you troll. noone cares

[jimmymarshallable]

@WhitneysdeadbodyFTW If trolling is an art. You'd fail your major.

[bearwwe]

@WhitneysdeadbodyFTW your mom or dad never loved you.

[WhitneysdeadbodyFTW]

@bearwwe Yeah and you have a nerf gun as your profile photo you permavirgin.

[bearwwe]

@WhitneysdeadbodyFTW yes I do And i have 4 gold medals in gymnastics.you're a virgin living in your mom's basement.

[WhitneysdeadbodyFTW]

@bearwwe I execute call options on Wall Street while buying up oil and energy on the mercantile exchange.

[bearwwe]

@WhitneysdeadbodyFTW oh i just made the biggest mistake ever i am talking to dumbhits like you i will stop and btw if you did that i dont think you will be such a bitch.so bye

[WhitneysdeadbodyFTW]

@bearwwe Go buy a call and sell a put on MiTel Networks.  Retire broke.

[rad4life1]

@WhitneysdeadbodyFTW Yah! Fuck Main Street! You dont need actual people when you have your pretend options! lol

[WhitneysdeadbodyFTW]

@rad4life1 LOL this guy doesn't know how to execute call options. You must be like those yahoo fuckheads who buy gold and silver. Buy a call and sell a put in Apple why don't you?

[Neonyxia]

Louis is so cute!

[Youareabtch]

YES! Even my parents tell me to use facebook and twitter, I can't tell them enough I don't give a fuck who uses it, I don't want to tell people what i'm doing all day, I really don't give a fuck what everyone else is doing lmao.

[instereovideos]

Jesus is so trending.

[ho13k]

I'M GONNA DO IT!!!

[mmtna]

my generation is fucking stupid

[BHBully]

@mmtna seriously

[ZooYorkVenom]

@mmtna I agree, man. For example: My friends love going to clubs, where there's extremely loud music the guy/girl ratio is like 4/1, the drunk pricks just push girls around and say "move, bitch." I would rather go to a 1920's jazz club, with relaxing music, an even guy/girl ratio, and if you wanted to go someplace but a woman was in your way, you would politely express your desire to go to that place, and then apologize for the inconvenience. And today's music is fucking stupid too.

[DoneWithDogma]

@mmtna my generation > your generation

[mmtna]

@DoneWithDogma probably, how old are you?

[rendros88]

@mmtna Eat shit and die.

[DaRealFiberOptix]

@mmtna most of your generation, we have the ability to not act like a bitch

[mmtna]

I think most social media is stupid

what ever happened to actually talking to people on the phone or face to face?

[aiRCoft]

"Jesus is trending."

[dkthg]

captain obvious below.

[BigboyDownStairs]

Twitter was initially designed in order for fans to be provided with 1st hand updates & reliable info straight from those they idolize & respect rather than hearing it from bogus reports or articles. It was also intended to eliminate celebrity 'rumors' created by the media. However I completely agree with Louie's point as people nowadays (inc my friends) abuse social networking sites and are completely caught up in a virtual world to the extent where they undervalue the real moments around them.

[MordecaiKart64]

louis is ok, he's like Larry David light

[banyah87]

Thumbs up if you don't use Twitter.

[mmtna]

@banyah87 I bet your on facebook though.

[VayuPurana]

@banyah87 you know what this comment needs? more thumbs...

[alamandrax]

@VayuPurana I've got one right here. Where do you want me to stick it?

[pretorious700]

@banyah87 Whenever anyone goes on about twitter, I immediately assign a "dumbass" designation to them.

[davmul1980]

@banyah87 I use it and I usit a lot, so I thumbs you down. Sorry!

[LiamMacDomhnaill10]

@banyah87 Much better than Facebook, though ...

[enleyetened]

I think twitter is a pretty decent tool for celebrities, promoters, etc. But for the average person, no.. not so good. People of higher social status should have them to let their fans know whats going on, not your little sister.

[threadysparrow]

hey you get to do this IMGONNADOIT!!!!!!

[hypedpotential]

social media is actually quite anti social...yes im trying to sound smart.

[mmtna]

@hypedpotential I agree people don't actually talk to each other anymore

[jables4ever]

I agree, Twitter is a stupid concept.

[spyfreako]

"i have twitpic of jesuuuusss" loool

[freedom1234573]

i am truly serious here- i do not understand twitter at all....if anyone has a minute could you reply what it is all about- what does following mean? and how are you following this person? i am not a dope- on facebook-have a mac but somehow this whole twitter thing is lost on me......

[SHEEPLEwhisperer]

Fuck TWITTER, FACEBITCH, and CELL PHONES.

Who needs the radiation or database profile anyway?

[Charsept]

i would have a twitter but i look at peoples feeds i just keep thinking to myself "NO ONE GIVES A FUCK" and so i dont have one, and im not So arrogant to assume people would give a Fuck what im doing. so if youre still reading this, thanks for your attention

[UtopiaMinor666]

I dont have a twitter, nor a facebook. I hate my generation.

[mmtna]

@UtopiaMinor666 I agree I thought I was the only one.

[cstrey14]

hahah. I wish I could form a group of people with the same views to go about and, basically, trash people's stupidity. It could change many people, but only comprehensible people, certainly. This is part of the work of comedians, and why they are admirable. Louis CK is a very prominent figure; I recognize it.

[mmtna]

so fucking true I hate my generation !!!!

[saprissa30]

unfortunately HE IS FUCKING RIGHT

[wolfie102]

#Jesus is trending right now

[3521soda]

twitter is dumb as hell

[staxstix]

the true thought behind twitter is indeed socially worrying. however, there are lots of funny tweeters out there that use it as an entertaining medium, posting tons of hilariously satirical shit. like a "one-sentence" blog, which -depening on the blog- is actually valuable body of thought and worth reading from time to time. the real purpose is uncredibly stupid though.

[staxstix]

@staxstix *incredibly, sorry.

[WhenYourStrange93]

i've never even been on twitter. the name rhymes with glitter and glitters gay so i never used it

[thekhai]

@WhenYourStrange93 Ha, that's what I thought when first time I hear Twitter. Is this some gay shit?

[MrThoughtsfortoday]

It's true!  People DO use twitter a lot! HAHAHAHA!

[iceman8067]

just, okay....can you just LOOK at me for a second!?

rofl

[Ur0pinionDoesntCount]

HAHAHAHHA@ THE JESUS PART

[SuicidalNun]

The Jesus bit is such great commentary on modern society.

[hornick18]

@SuicidalNun Yes, indubitably.

[1moartime]

Truth.

[TheBoredVlogs]

More people need to listen to this man. Seriously, he brings up a lot of great points

[4AJWP]

@TheBoredVlogs Absolutely right.

[Inpri]

Love it! I don't have a cell phone, I don't text, I don't belong to Fazedbook so I can have "friends," I don't belong to Nitwitter so I can tweet. Social networking? More like social numbskulling.

[theZodiacDigital]

@Inpri wow you're so awesome for not using twitter! you must be as cool as my friend dave, he doesn't even have a tv in his house! that means he's practically a genius!

[thinman25]

"Hey, you get to do-"

"I'M GONNA DO IT!"

[CoreyfromEarth]

Jokes on Louis C.K.. Myths can't come to life, never mind come back to life.

[Mirachu]

@CoreyfromEarth Yeah, and the jokes seem to go by you completely.

[CoreyfromEarth]

@Mirachu No no I get the jokes. Twitter, social media, the jesus myth, it's all hilarious. :)

[TheEhkiddo]

@DrugStabbingTime Word!

[TheEhkiddo]

Same goes for facebook

[DrugStabbingTime]

Virtual reality is blinding us, and steal us from all beauty in life.

LOUIS CK IS KING

[S1elmx]

44 dislikes? who are those people, i wanna know.

[carrito1981]

@S1elmx its probably that same girl he's impersonating going "omg louis ck is so grosss eww lol"

[ChrisKogos]

Fuck Twitter.

[mmtna]

@ChrisKogos I bet your on face book all day though

[opaz79]

i have a troll facebook account that is really offensive, only a retard would put their real name on facebook and update their location and other bad habits on the internet

[sisterblister77]

Damn I hate that f'n twitter. Yeah, everybody's got so much to say, WTF cares!!!

[corey6516]

Hey guess what else you can do. You can jump off of 20 story buildings and live. Everyone should go try it. It's a blast. :D

[davidls11]

@corey6516 I like to do something else off of 20 story buildings.

[donzaloog1400]

@viniciusb I've been accused of that alot. You're going to have to be more specific.

[420Kasper420]

I'm 25 years old and I'm proud to say I share all of his opinions on this one. Damn kids and yer cell phones these days, I tells ya!

[onsenfoudunom1]

@420Kasper420 I'm 25 too 1 and im with you buddy

[Pyscadelic]

@420Kasper420 I'm 16 years old and I hate western-society!

[L0ST1231]

@Pyscadelic I'm 17 and I hate you!

[cb7pwn]

@Pyscadelic so go blow up a school or something... who gives a shit what you think

[faridqnoproblem]

i didnt realise i was laughing till the video ended.

[BigboyDownStairs]

loool the ending was so funny

[Ch4nc3h4ck3r]

Jesus is Trending! LMAO

[theevster55]

This is the kind of comedian people need. His timing is perfect, he tells great stories, he isn't depressing on stage, and what he talks about is relevant. Most important of all, is that he understands people, and knows how to push the limit with subjects that people need to lighten up about in their everyday lives. A true comedic genius. :)

[kirkeichler]

@clabe4life080808 Dude that's Andy Richter. You must not be a fan of Conan. He's old school