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  • Funny shit there

  • Awesome man !! Awesome !!!!

  • Hi from a UK trucker

  • it burns when i take a piss? he has gonnarhea?

  • This video makes me wanna film and edit. : )

  • and i just kept poundin and poundin and poundin. and..... poundin. lmao

  • Idiot!,nuff said.

  • I trucked for 23 yrs and dealt with my share of hookers (and a few other people's) and I can tell you from experience that this guy is one bad mother trucker. I think that he's convinced me to start a travel agency for suckers, oops, I mean truckers.

    After listening to him I keep wondering if I'd let him put his hand in my bag of potato chips...nope...not unless we were both shit faced drunk.

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  • @pc0p1mp I can there is a video on the internet of him drunk and rapping .. LOL

  • Theres a new invention called.......rubbers!Lol

  • thats what he gets

  • LMAO!!

  • LOL!!!! Man hit that right on the head...LOL!

  • stupid fuck

  • WHITE LINE FILMS........

  • Yep, if you drive a truck like that, just expect to have to pay to get laid.

  • awkard

    

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  • @amusichound I block no one! Everyone is allowed the freedom of expressing their opinion, right? I leave it mainly because it makes them look like a idiot, I refuse to waste my time trying to clean up. I get so many nice messages about how I have inspired as well so the haters keep my head from swelling up! LOL

  • wat a load of shit

  • great mockumentary

  • ROTFL...right on Steve!!!

  • hookers love to pickpocket truckers during bj time or when they fall asleep from fatigue---heh-heh

  • Great vid!

  • i think this is funny shit ...............

  • "Two Thumbs Up"

  • I'm thoroughly familiar with Hugh "The Blowhard Polar Bear" Rowland... and this still wasn't funny. There was a grain of a decent idea, but dude didn't develop it at all. Perhaps next time he'll actually write some jokes, instead of merely having an idea then grabbing a camera and winging it.

  • @Hoopermazing Perhaps if you actually watched the trailer that I'm mocking then this would make since to you. If you play them at the same time in different windows you would sh!t your pants at the similarities. If I didn't know any better they would call you Hooper "blows hard" on Hughs dick.

  • i would expect to hear this from a may driver

  • You know, it amazes me on how many people should just not talk at all. Just a bunch of internet tough guys who think that they have an opinion worthy of posting on here. I thought the video was pretty damn good. Lets go see what these other clowns can come up with that talk shit. Drive safe...

  • @1979BigAL Thanks brother , you tell em! Say something to that fucktard 1976bigjon douche that stole your user name. LMAO

  • @Whitelinefilms Damn I thought I was original! lol

  • @Whitelinefilms Damn I thought I was original! lol

  • ******* hilarious!!!

  • HA KLLM....kinky lot lizard molester

  • lmao!

  • haha, love how you sound so serious and actually looked like a good commerical.

  • trucker steve :D

  • Ice Road Truckers the show is lame because it's on history channel but what does it have to do with History. For reals and it's just straight up lame.

  • @jfeltes dude if lisa wasnt on there. there would be absolutely no point in watching it lol

  • Clever. The video editing was good. Mildly humourous. I think maybe it was too "inside" - maybe too much of a one-joke thing? Not sure. Doesn't quite work - Not sure why. Still, a solid, worthy, effort. and much better than 90% of the 'joke' videos placed on youtube by amateurs. I think you should of punched it up more. Maybe threw in some visual gags? Yeah, that would have worked better: Show a trampy hooker. Show "trucker sex" visually. Some added visual gags were needed.

  • @viddrome I agree and value the opinion. I'm limited in this forum to what I can show legally with out my content being removed. It was meant to mimic their driver profile as close as possible. Not bad with a canon hv20 and a home made 35 mm adapter, my new stuff coming up will rock youtube! Be on the look out

  • @Whitelinefilms - Well, unlike most commenters here: I've actually worked in Los Angeles as a comedy writer and director. Not bad. I think you're on the right track. The segment needs more jokes though. The production value was fairly competent. I liked the part where you edit to the guy laughing - that's so typical of these shows. Anyway, keep up the good work. You're doing more than my lazy ass right now. Pretty cool you're posting your own shit on youtube.

  • Yeah after watching the real ice road trucker thing...this was funny as hell. Thanks

  • wow man... i guess they do give youtube accounts to people with down's syndrome because these comments are FUCKING RETARDED...

  • this guy has got to be joking tht was retarded

  • your dad overpaid for your mom

  • GreAt stuff i just saw the season 3 opener

  • This is Fuckin funny but ha should have imitated Hugh's accent.

  • great shit keep it coming

  • Great video. These people complaining need to chill out.

  • I had to come back and watch this one again,I still LMAO everytime I watch it!!!

  • lmfao funny stuff man

  • lol truckersteve should become a ice road trucker

  • i have to agree with trucker Steve. This is not my favorite video of his but come on, if you have seen any other vids you can tell that he is jokeing. and by the way diesel your videos suck just like your a temps to golf.

  • I wonder what his company thought o this morons attempt at humour

  • Hugh, Drew and Rick from the show have watched this and thought it was funny as fu#k. So I could care less what you think. Your a knuckle head!

    What do you mean you wonder what my company thought? My company has nothing to do with this content in the least. However I have made many training and safety videos not just for my company but for many carriers in the business.

    You need to learn how to lighten up a little bit, chill out with your HUGH hard on!

  • @Whitelinefilms I think your vid is great.

    This clip HIGHLIGHTS Your creativity.

    Ranting about hookers. that shit was funny.

  • Also you should really watch the other video and support HUGH. I still can't figure out why dummies like you read the damn title "mockumentary" Watch the damn video then get all but hurt about it....

    I have seen the videos you have watched on your channel and you have no sense of humor your boring, boring I tell you!

  • Instead of paying for hookers Try and fix your teath maybe you wont have to pay for it

  • its a comedy bro. For the record everyone pays for pussy. You probably pay a lot more then most dudes that use hookers exclusively. Your just to slow to see it is all.

  • No I'm not too slow to get it. I just thought it was a bad attempt at trying to be funny. Anyways I did not want to be rude. Sorry for my bad comment. Take Care no hard feelings

  • il pay for ya tocome over ta ireland

  • dude your just a big ole pussy ,,, lol I mean that in a good way yee haw you go get em

  • a typical wanna be tough guy yank

  • This was awesome, good job Whiteline!!!!

  • Aren't Hookers A Step Above Lot Lizards ?

  • a typical yank

  • Yeah hugh is.. Thanks for coming back to watch this video so often I get paid when you do! Thank you for feeding me!

  • its a cool video, so r u the guy in the video?? so how do u get paid ?? related to affiliate marketing ? msg me

  • I get paid many ways really. I'm a youtube partner so I get paid to make content for google. Also as the leading content creator in my area of expertise (trucking etc) I do non direct ad insertion for many major corporations and sponsorship deals, among many other ways of developing income.

    I'm the only one in my niche who: blogs,podcast,has a online radio show,films, etc. if it is on the internet I'm doing it often ahead of most people . I also have the largest social following as well.

  • This guy is an Idiot.

  • Fuck all the haters Steve. We love ya bro. No homo.

  • I will send a copy of this video to your company and see what they think of it!

  • FINALLY, AN HONEST TRUCKER

  • ha ha i tried to check out the video u were mocking but they took it down...u got my mspace and face book..let me know when u gonna pass threw corning..i haven't got into the twitter stuff yet

  • This is great!!

  • i like ice road truckers and you did hugh good

  • billy big rig gives all truckers a bad name. watched one or two ice road truckers...what a bunch of losers...trying to play up how great they are.......

    now yapping about lizards?

  • ya i guess only a fuckwit like you wouldnt too tell the diffrence between a twat and a cock...i guess a simple way too put it is to use u as an example...youre a twat that wishes he had a cock...my wife use the computer too ..that was her comment..but you woulnd't understand anything about that...cause of youre being gay in all..it's youre choice i guess...on a different subject you should stop making trucking videos cause youre obviously incredebly stupid...cascadia how gay...

  • you fuck hookers for your country! LMFAO! Someone has to do it! More power to you...they need to make a living too and you need to soften your cock just as badly as they need the money so there's no harm in that!!! Keep on truckin and keep on fuckin!!

  • colgate....

  • Your right maybe I should switch from crest. For some reason it don't get the taste of your wifes cunt out of my mouth.. Thanks for the advice.

  • Ya I tryed that with your mother too but it didn't work either, she said it's cause your dick is so dirty and chessey, she said she keeps tell you to wash it but you never listen.......try listening to her sometimes :) :) :) :)

  • Damn you fucked that nasty ass hoe? Well I guess that is possible she has always had a soft spot for retards-- I mean special needs kids. Tell your wife to douche I'll be in town tomorrow.

  • You are what you fuck I guess..... I'll tell my MAN to do the best he can but you will probley end up with a little mud on your helmet but that seems to be your thing anyways......so you must fuck fat gay guys.... that is what you are .....by the way what the fuck are you driving ??? you should paint it purple to match your personally.....

  • Fuck is that the best you could come up with? You accuse me of being gay with your boyfriend? LOL you admit it then accuse me? FUCKING LMAO You are one retarded bastard. I certainly hope I don't have a kid with your mom I would hate to have a son like you... Your mom should have aborted you like she did your brother.

  • y dnt u just use ccondoms

  • doods  just hatein cause he couldnt make a video 1/4 good as this

  • This video is funny as hell. I pray everyday hugh see's it. Very well done, and I like the fact you added the link to the ice road video. You really did what they said couldn't be done with this video. Put the polar bear on tilt.

  • -Peterbilt-...................­.its ok

  • you just know that the first head butt in the face that fat soft american would turn away and cry like a bitch....you can see it in his eyes

  • You don't know shit about me ho. I can assure you this if you got close enough to headbutt me you would not be standing on the ground.. Before driving truck I was a professional fighter I cross trained with some of the best fighters in the world.. There are two things in this world I'm great at. One is Pounding pussy (something you wouldn't know about)

    Two is pounding on a loud mouths jaw.

  • these fat americans look like they could survive for at least 6 months on their fat alone....boring soft cunts

  • What is wrong bro? Did some American Trucker Bang your wifes pussy out, now you can't please her? It is ok send here out her I'll take care of her real good. Just let me kick your mom out of the truck first!

  • Harry tuttle? LOL THAT IS FUCK FUNNY SHIT.. In American a TUTTLE is slang for ASSHOLE. Your fucking screen name means HARRY ASSHOLE. No wonder your wife loves my cock.

  • "Doing it for your country" Oh yeah! :D

  • thats for sure

  • LOL shit i walked into that one LOL my appologies LOL sorry dude

  • Great thats really close to what huge said on icr road truckers good vid (:

  • Go fuck yourself you fat, dick sucking queer fagget. You never been with a "real" women that doesn't sport a third leg, I'll bet you fuck our dog on the road thinking nobody will ever find out, haven't yea. That's what I thought. So go publish this on your little pussy network if you got any ball!

  • Hey douche bag your logged in under your spam account! "Got any ball?" Sounds to me like you got all the ball!!! In your mouth!

  • Great video.

    Much more should be done to promote the use of Lot Lizards in the USA, without whom the truckers would be sexually frustrated and therefore a danger on the roads.

    Unfortunately I can't help out any longer as I am now back in the UK after trying the trucker life over in Can/USA, and catching 2 doses of clap and a nice infestation of crabs.

    Those ice road truckers don't know what pain and discomfort is until they've tried the whores in Gary, Indiana an a hot sweaty summers night!

  • this is the funniest fucking comment of all time. I want to hang this comment on my wall! Thats what I'm talking about boyyyy!

  • Back to watch this again... I really like how it's kinda "blurry" in the back and your crystal clear. Ur editing is bad ass!

  • This was awesome Her are those piss bottles real?

  • This video is totally great. I was laughing from almost the first 10 seconds.

  • One of your best ones yet...

    keep it UP... wink wink

  • Dude i love those new cascadia's, there such a smooth ride.

  • All truckers are gay

  • LOL. . . That is funny as fuck! My haters are the best!

  • and your a dick, without truckers you woulden't have shit dude, you woulden't have to much food or anything.

    The U.S survies on trucking.

  • still doesnt change the fact that truckers are pillow biters.Quit leaving your piss bottles all over.

    You probably like that gay group Metalicker

  • First of all, What the HELL is metalicker??

    And second of all the truckers that leave their piss bottles all over are worthless, now you go back to being worthless all right.

  • You seem to know a lot about who is biting pillows and shit makes me wonder if your the man in your homosexual relationships, it seems to be you are a top. Piss bottles are left by people other then truckers I personally use a restroom and have never been in such a hurry I couldn't pull over and use the restroom.

    For real tho, what are you so upset about? Sounds like maybe you bought into the myth that if you drink the urine of someone on meth you would catch a high! You sick mother fucker!

  • I'm not a trucker therefore I cant be gay. I bet the restroom you use is your trucker butt buddys mouth. I don't do drugs either again I'm not a scummy trucker I dont have faggot ass tats either.

    quit leaving drinking your piss bottles yank

  • Your name "califsucks" tells me (and everyone else) your a flaming homosexual. The restroom I use is your mouths cum dumpster mouth. Faggot ass tats? I got more swagger in my left nut then you have seen on MTV homo! Take your dads dick out your ass and get real bitch.

  • typical filthy mouth trucker. Theres a reason truckers are stereotyped. Scum of the earth. Your swagger is due to your gay trucker boyfriend cornholing you. LMFAO.You are a pretty small guy. This Ex-marine would make you tap out! Pussy truckers.Have a good life scrub.LOL truckers

  • Wow your a moron.

  • Looks like the marines never taught you how to read, hence not understanding the sarcasm does not surprise me.. This a mockumentary, google it if you have no idea what that is.

    Small? LOL you crack me the fuck up I'm 6ft 250 pounds retired MMA fighter who's trained with and fought some of the best fighters in the world. (even with me being over weight you hardly stand a chance.) If you are feeling tough I would be more then willing to meet you anywhere

  • sure your an MMA fighter, you were known as "the gay trucker" and are still known as that..LOL.We all are MMA fighters here.. I understand your vid was sarcasm it just wasn't funny. You better have a visa card because ER's dont accept Mastercard or pay back points, or food stamps.fucking truckers. Quit leaving your piss bottles all over

  • @califsucks Hey asshole why don't you try getting you're class A CDL. You probably wouldn't because big trucks probably scare you anyways. Threatening truckers is a bad Idea buddy, then again you might be too stupid to realize that anyway.

  • I refuse to delete any comments, what is the sense in that? If someone wants to make them self look bad I'm not going to CLEAN it up. When others read there comments they too will know how fucking stupid that person(s) is. I respond simply for my enjoyment!

  • I think making the Marines is just a little bit tougher then being a trucker. I'm not gay either so I just don't qualify.LOLWho would want to be a flunky trucker? are you for real..LOL anybody with a pulse and at least 3 teeth can be a trucker.Doesnt take a lot of effort to hold a CB in one hand and your pud in the other.What a shitty life doing OTR,fucking lot lizards and your gay buddies in your bunk. Maybe thats why you homos do it. 10-4 over and out butt buddy.LMFAO

  • why don't this guy talk about the real problem with trucking in stead of talking about his hooker problems . maybe this is why trucking is the way it is

  • I'm a comedian/film maker this is titled as "mockumentary" I have made several shorts about trucking try drivers sacrifice or trucking isn't what it use to be..

  • "truck stop hookers" has now become a cool word... lol

  • Man, you do good work. Great laugh.

  • Check out a similar parody, "Whorified, The Search for America's Next Top Whore," if you like this - it's hilarious.

  • i love this!

  • hey steve you make me want to be a Trucker haha

  • Pretty dark video Steve, wonderful . "the best part about fucking hookers is the independence" greatest line of all time

  • LMAO....

  • And what engines are considered as the most reliable and simple in operation???

  • That is more a matter of opinion, most drivers have strong opinions about this. I however like the truck and motor/transmission/rear ends/ etc that make me the most money and do the job effectively.

  • i apologize

  • Oh no it is fine, I hope you are having a great day, take care out there!

  • lmao gr8 vid

  • u are nasty very nast u are what give truckers a bad name

  • It is a comedic skit! I am making fun of another driver.

  • lol i loved it!

  • American tractors FREIGHTLINER are very popular in us in Russia and KENWORTH. To us to Russia after five years of operation tractors come to the USA, with run of 600000 miles. And at the majority of machines(cars) very bad technical condition, especially cabins!!!! Probably the American drivers badly concern to the tractors?????? Mine ICQ468376778. I am sorry for the text, wrote through the translator

  • The think with American trucking is that their is a lot of turn over in the job market so, almost all trucks have seen 2 or more drivers some upwards of 20 to reach that 600000. Some drivers get angry at their company and start to not give a shit about how they take care of the companies truck. I think that is what you're talking about right?

  • What mark of the lorry is considered the most reliable among the American drivers???

  • Explain stupid(blunt) Americans, me, the Russian driver who works on six-years(six-summer) Colombia why your lorries come in very awful condition????? Such sensation, that in current of six years the American driver not to time was not cleaned(removed) in interior of the car!!!!!!

  • I'm not sure what you mean exactly? My truck came to me brand new never been farted in. It is a top rig in top shape! Please explain to me what you mean again, thanks.

  • ROFL Hilarious!

  • hahahaha nice one lol spot on right there, oh and i love iceroad truckers, its an awesome show, keep it up bro

  • "I'm doin it for my country" thats textbook Steve!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ha ha

  • that sucks man you wasted ur 40 bucks after poundin and poundin and you didnt even get to bust ur load off, bue yeaa them whores is why im gettin into truck'n you should let me know where all the good stops or bunny ranches are but i definitely wouldnt shake your hand after the kinda whores youve been talkin about 10-4?

  • I just tell those hoes to fuck off lol

  • and poundin and poundin and poundin

    ROFL always funny bro. be safe

  • OMG that was funny!

    I got a blonde moment for you... 20 years ago I waitressed and cashiered at a 24 hour truckstop on I-5 in Oregon, one night the night manager and the mechanic come in to the store area were I'm chit chatting with other employees, they say "hey we got lot lizards". I'm like "no way...cool.... did you catch one? I want to see it." They busted a gut! and kept pointing out to this one chick out by a truck...

    Yeah now I know...Lot Lizard=whore.

  • Awesome video. Your movies make my day! I love them all.

  • "AND POUNDIN AND POUNDIN AND POUNDIN AND POUNDIN and that night i couldnt bust my load off!!

  • I feel the exact same way!! LMAO

  • I don't even know what I said last time but I will tell you this... Steve I think you have a lot of talent. I think you could go a long way when it comes to the entertainment biz. Some of your movies have put tears in my eyes. But there are other movies I think the world did not need to see. It personal preference on my part. But always I wish you the best of luck.

  • ahahahah Oh my fucking god this was amazing bud! :-)

    I say you are the pimp with your skills making videos as this was made better then the real show! Loved watching this in HD! The beginning was tight the way the focusing came onto the freighliner emblem! I forget what that technic is called off hand as I am drawing a blank and just thrilled watching!:-) Keep up the fucking bud! lol

    I will warn you Grand Rapids has the nastiest hoes, but don't let it ever stop ya! :-)

    peaceouTy!

    TAMMpON

  • Thanks brother, I am honored that you watched. The term you where looking for is called a "rack focus" I would love to come up there and hang out with some of grand rapids finest! LOL When we going to meet the fuck up already?

  • Ah YES RAck Focus!:-) I should of remembered as I always focus on racks!:-)

    I know bud we gotta hang someday soon!:-)

    peaceouTy!

    TAMMpON

  • me too!! I always got my "rack focus" going on..lol

  • LMFAO This sounds more like a documentary to me... funny shit trucker!

  • HAHAHAHA- I guess you could say it is a self profile! LOL At home bro?

  • Yeah I was home for 2 days c'min, now im on the way to Dallas.

  • you r right

  • I don't know if it is nice to make fun of another person's profile, but I have to say this is pretty hilarious !!!