136,000 calorie WAFFLE FORTRESS

[artgirlwethepeople]

anyone else think this is slightly homoerotic????

[kitchface]

@artgirlwethepeople I definitely think it is both erotic and homoerotic. The content of my thoughts throughout are unspeakable.

[Crazymonkeyskills]

What happened to the bacon!??! D:

[risto475]

lol why you dont feed the dog with that?

[risto475]

no fresh comments?

[oilermeat99]

epic heart attack fortress

[viewsIwant]

looks like you raped candyland.... keep It up I subed

[scaldash]

epic meal time would be proud!

[tubsuk]

Love the dog action at 1:35

[sevanfortysix]

clever thats all i got to say and i'm adding this to my faveorite

[CupcakeChroniclesx]

Mint for grass, fucking smart.

[xrichardlardnerx]

well someone wants to be epic meal time a bit.

[sayrocknoanime]

24 are from africa

[joeski4]

EPICNESSSS

[ghostgirl468]

EPIC.

The chocolate bit was my favourite.

[SSBBn00b]

I got a boner watching this

[pianochick1000]

I just watched 5 minutes and 27 seconds of pure awesomeness!

[nikkihinojosa]

I'm actually inpressed by this, well made guys. :D

[nosamnosam123]

I was going to say "stop ripping off epic meal time" but you did a good job for your first vidoe and you dont seem afraid to admit you were "inspired" by Harly and the gang so instead of hating on you, I'm subscribing. Just thought you would want to know why.

[StraussCaroline]

Amazing!

[CrazyBookWorm31]

OMG! so hungry right now!!! i wanna know what the woman at the checkout was thinking ;)

[DatedRose]

AWESOME!

[remedy91]

"chocolate sauuceee"

[kyonica]

This was nice to watch. Fuck haters. It's good to see fan versions of EMT. This one was really SMART.

[DirteeFunk]

Asda FTW?!!

[xkrystalclear]

F*kin smart!

[CupcakeChroniclesx]

Outstanding. At first I didn't think the chocolate was going to work as glue but you nailed it so well done, kudos and all that. You should of incorporated some sort of bacon in there though, maybe a river of JD. Maybe you could do that in Waffle Fortress 2.0- we'll see. :D! x

[diniverdammtnochmal]

holy shit,you really ate it :D

[rodomaciel]

LOSERS!!!!

[TheKateZeb]

20p for a freddo?! OUTRAGEOUS :P

[StonedRaider233]

No bacon, no jack daniels.

Inspired by EMT my ass

[xboxbossked]

Ehhh Cool

[ClodaJane]

You all just built a big bowl and put sugary shit in it. Congrats.

[sulfura3]

The music... Choruses are way overused.

[MrEpicPhailure]

your forgot the main ingredients jack daniels!

[marcotte1991]

people are so stupid or just cant read they're description...INSPIRED by epicmealtime..so stop hating

and yes epicmealtime is way better but theyre good so stfu :)

[dancertabs]

Fail. EpicMealTime is way better. Don't try and copy it.

[Snitchbladeeee]

@dancertabs Don't hate, hater. Waffle Fortress is made to keep out haters.

[Iwaddlelikeapenguin]

@dancertabs Inspired and dont hate on it! Nothing nice today dont say it!

[Sichermaniac]

Camera moves wayyy to fast and cuts to new clips wayyy to often. Really disorienting.

[boom1splat]

drippin that chahocolate sauce.

[LWong22]

you´re missing the gay bacon.

[Iwaddlelikeapenguin]

Spikeee!



[Pingutjelo]

Damn... I drooled all over the table....

[andycyca]

All the other stuff ALL THE OTHER STUFF!

[Bluna15]

The Freddo reminded me of Fernando Torres. And how many of them Chelsea should have bought instead of him..oh well.

[TheRealZethM]

Eating massive amounts of food that isn't good for you? Why hasn't anyone thought of this before? You should come out with a series of videos in which you eat all kinds of crazy stuff. Stuff like meat log cabins, and bacon-wrapped bacon or something crazy. That would be EPIC!

Very original, A+!!!

[anthraxbabies]

@TheRealZethM because nobody has made COD videos before, congratulations sir! Instead of slating some kids for having fun and creating something pretty impressive, how about you just take it at face value and enjoy it? Also, I'm pretty sure they have a disclaimer in their description that it's EMT inspired.

[crazyworld014]

Epic Meal Time is somewhere out there looking upon you guys with great smiles of glory. Well done, THAT'S SMART.

[nekodemon6662]

i commend u good sirs.

[Silenthill32]

meh

[diagnosisninja]

20p for a Freddo?

What the fuck.

[LeCrimeHumoristique]

look fucking good

[KirisakuKaze]

Lol.. Nice ending =D

[JACKF182]

@ddunlap86

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,

The only pussy you can get is called felix, and is lying under your bed with a shot gun wound. Shotguns remove warts mate, they don't supply pussy on your plate.

[MaNia69MuKe]

20p IS extortionate for a Freddo, wtf?! Sad times we live in. Sad, delicious times.

[GregPacker]

Yesss we have over 9000 views!

[funky3ddy]

I.. I don't see Jack *concerned look*. Did you forgot to call Jack!?

[joerobertson]

YouTube; A place where strangers know more about your sexual orientation and sex life than you do, apparently.

[CaineNova]

You guys must have so sick after eating this x.X but I bet it was hella good!

[lechiii]

It was so pretty I almost cried, they don't know they invented the cure for depression. The only mistake those poor kids made was to eat it all by themselves, they should have invited some girls over cuz I don't know any girl who wouldn't have gotten big time wet by just being in presence of that chocolate-sugary-masterpiece. They should have called it "The Panty-Moister Plus"

[Herbaliista]

BOOOOOO! Next time try something original.

[bryantan89]

I thought this was awesome. Would like to join you guys for the next mission. LOL

[bobcow384]

thumbs up is IAB sent you here

[yurianne07]

9 ppl like waffles of the blueberry kind....

[mrcampbellsoupc]

was that yellow shit butter, or icecream?

[thebob64]

@mrcampbellsoupc

100% ice cream dude haha.

[mrcampbellsoupc]

@thebob64 thank god.

[Kanashto]

3:59 world of warcraft music

[JcooMCG]

The sauce boss will not be pleased....

[genesissccr22]

try to be a little slower with the camera turning and, less shaky with it!

[toiletsheriff14]

wtf this is mega lame nothin but a big poser pose video

[splodgeds]

Lack of bacon strips or gay bacon strip substitute :( ..... still very awesome

[sunlightcrescendo]

Nice decoration

[ddunlap86]

i guess this is what kids do that can't get drugs or pussy?

[MrNoobcakez]

@ddunlap86 This is what they do when they do get drugs, and doing this gets them pussy.

[ddunlap86]

@MrNoobcakez shiiiit 11 boys that look to be 15 years old making a waffle fortress in their moms kitchen sure does make the girls panties wet.

[MrNoobcakez]

@ddunlap86 You're just a queer-o-sexual, that's why you haven't gotten girls panties wet with a Waffle Fortress.

[ddunlap86]

@MrNoobcakez your calling me gay? your the one with the hard on for 11 little boys cooking in their moms kitchen.

[MrNoobcakez]

@ddunlap86 >implying i'm a man.

you are quite homo.

[FishyG1]

@ddunlap86 there was 12 of us actually....

[ddunlap86]

@FishyG1 oh is that including the cameraman?

[druaboy]

Shit Rip Off

[rjshi]

i wanted to see something like epic meal time, not a little girl's cooking show

[666shade]

Epic Mealtime done wrong

[arendr]

Whatever happened to good old recreational drug use?

[Blu3hand]

not even a belgian waffle

[Scrampster]

Impressed. That was a classic guys. Love your work!

[DeadEnd64]

Thats actually pretty damn good haha

[paul321go]

"next time, we're gonna date girls.."

[thebob64]

@paul321go

FBGM.

[joerobertson]

@paul321go U MAD BRO?

[danieldoylem]

Epic!

[underdog566]

thank fuck people in africa haven't got internet, could you imagine!!

[techfest]

this is fat people porn ...

[Snitchbladeeee]

Waffle Fortress. Keep out the haters.

[clairepaul91]

4:28-4:34 is my favourite bit.

[awfulaardvark]

EPICMEALTIME WANNEBES?

[GregPacker]

@awfulaardvark "An Epic Meal Time inspired creation."

[thebob64]

@awfulaardvark

inspired.

[afanofyou]

is that a defeater shirt that guy is wearing? that is the shit.

[joerobertson]

@afanofyou Yeah man, good spot.

[orchestraproductions]

BACON.

[11slash11]

This is one big cockslap across the face of diabetes! good effort guys.

[1987Hades]

Epic! Really good job guys!



[mindg33k]

SMART



[110yd0]

My favourite part was when you made a waffle fortress.

[Iwaddlelikeapenguin]

whoah watched this with joes sisters and it had 302 views now 380! ahhhhhhh

[thebob64]

@Iwaddlelikeapenguin

it has more but the counter is being lame!

[Iwaddlelikeapenguin]

@thebob64 thts what joe said!

[kitchface]

I do not however enjoy the sound of the jelly

[kitchface]

Joe is clearly the leader. You all made a commendable effort. I'm impressed. Fin.

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[JsV95]

One of the dudes was scared when he heard how much calories it will contain..

[thebob64]

@JsV95

we were all scared.

[pattyb2357]

Wheres the bacon weave, that fortress needs a bacon blanket to keep it warm!

[thebob64]

@pattyb2357

I said we should but it didn't make sense apparently!? glad you agree.

[TheDjWMD]

@thebob64 +1

no bacon = gay

[JACKF182]

That is fucking incredible!

[WeeLooney]

wow, epic

[HoldMyArrowsPlease]

Gay bacon strips

[Brahh93]

Needs bacon strips...............and bacon strips.

[Snitchbladeeee]

@Brahh93 and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips

[Brahh93]

@Snitchbladeeee and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips

[raminios]

quality

[H3FGold]

that was epic

[Waade1995]

This needs moar VIEWS! OVER 9000!!!

[melissadow]

this is the best thing ever.

[vJoycey]

that 1 dislike was epicmealtime

[GoGengar]

lmao this should have way more views

[joerobertson]

@GoGengar glad you enjoyed it, show your friends!

[dftpnk1997]

Needs moar SAUUUUCCCEE!

[WGSen]

I think I just got diabeetus... Well done guys!!

[jessicaoamen]

once I have children I shall name them after you brave, inspiring souls.

[redtrukes]

good job

[GregPacker]

I want the John/Callum laughing scene as an outtake!

[FishyG1]

@GregPacker I totally second this

[safetyflame]

20p for a freddo?

[thebob64]

@safetyflame

we were also shocked. 10p for life SURELY!?

[joerobertson]

Watch in HD for added orgasm.

[GregPacker]

FIRST muahahaha. AMAZING!!