Paraglider vs vulture (english subtitles)

[SloanZurnToto]

Why are you so angry, remember you are flying in their habitat.

If anyone should be angry it's the bird who should be passed off at you for trespassing into its territory.

Lighten up, and try and expand your current vocabulary to words other than swear words.

[lgarvey1979]

The moment you threw that reserve, two lives were saved.

[CityTigar]

i think hes ok

[scorpiostinger65]

I am so glad the two of them survived the encounter. But this had me in stitches! Thanks for posting this. :)

[Boogieeeeeeee]

This is magic stuff... Thank you for sharing this video, it's pretty awesome!!!

[coopmuch56]

a chicken hahahah

[slydog4949]

Great ending!

[elijahunderw25]

Your video is a favorite on Luxembourg



[iliketeaandsoccer]

@PureBoxerP4P agree

[markmywords312]

I dont think there's a more unique video on you tube

[wormer2]

@markmywords312 sarcasm? :)

[markmywords312]

@wormer2 no seriously, it really is the most unique video I can remember seeing, although considering you tube is full of fighting, shooting and teenage girls stripping I suppose it's not difficult

[wormer2]

@markmywords312 Nice to hear (read). I meant this wasn't my video, I just added subtitles. The link to original video is in description. They have subtitles now too. You can compare their translation and mine :)

[ROBBIN187]

Iam happy the bird could still fly...awesome, and yeah why was he mad at the vulture?

[wormer2]

@ROBBIN187 maybe because he just almost died because this bird flew into him?

[yksnimus]

eagle? dude...you dont need watch much discovery channel to realise is not an eagle >_>"

[Inkermanec]

molodec!

[lexcan]

жив цел орел is more like Alive! Intact! Eagle! (цел is not about being safe, it's more like having all his body parts intact and nothing broken)

[flerKprod]

60 000 viewer!! <--

[00StangGT00]

alive! safe! EAGLE! lol

[Unnsteinsson]

Man was never ment to fly, your in his sky but im glad you made it okay .

[Bobthepilotguy]

"You are so big, so f*cking awesome eagle. Look, I'm caressing a big eagle!" hilarious!

[MrJonbjorgvin]

what type of camera thats you have ?

[wormer2]

@MrJonbjorgvin this is not my video, ask original author (link in description)

[talkto20john]

fucking hell put down the damn radio and help the bird. your flying in its territory and they were here long time before us dumb humans took to the skies.

[SCHIZOPHRENlC]

LOL YOU REALLY HATE THAT BIRD!!! HAHAHAHAHA I was expecting him to kill the bird or something... but there's not enough dislikes for that.

[SCHIZOPHRENlC]

I'd be mad at the bird too! Knowing I'm probably about to die.

But what the fuck, help the bird get untangled!

[elitearbor]

хищники? Без проблем!

[TheSjpatrik]

lol epic

[xXTitoman66Xx]

These dudes are terrorits! Tryin' to parafly into the home of da brave! >__<

Dem' der baldbeagles savd the life of a village in de indies. Heroes! Evry one of um!

[Vaneza1v]

He's mad at the eagle because "he could have almost died". That's the risk you take jumping out of a fucking plane. I wish he did crash for even contemplating killing an eagle for a glider. Stupid Fuck.

[JudokaJames]

@Vaneza1v

You are really, really stupid. Wishing that a guy would have died instead of a bird because he was willing to put the birds life ahead of a glider. I will break it down for you: if bird > human makes more sense to you than hanglider > bird, then you = a fucking idiot. Period.

[julhest]

Why are you swearing so much at the eagle you fucking cunt? Have respect for the nature you are living in..

[Einargizz]

@julhest

Oh no! He swore at it? What a fiend!

Find yourself in a situation where you're moments away from possibly dying, then come out of it alive and see how much respect you have for the thing that almost killed you, while you're busy recovering from the adrenaline shock.

[GAMMATRON5000]

@Einargizz The thing that almost killed him... is him. Dude's pissed because there's a bird in the sky? What a surprise!

It's the same when someone when someone gets attacked by a bear, or shark, or mountain lion. Humans think that no matter where we are, we're "entitled" to our survival, simply because we're humans. We take it personally when it doesn't end up well, and go kill the predators... for being predators. This bird was flying. In the sky. It's a bird. That's what birds do. Problem?

[Einargizz]

@GAMMATRON5000

When you stub your toe at a table, you tend to curse and yell. At that precise moment it's not your fault that you stubbed your toe, it's the table's fault. When you feel pain or are aware of a stressful situation, all logical thinking goes out of the window and you're all instincts, thanks to our good friend adrenaline. It's intrinsic in us and all animals likewise to feel exceptionally self centered during times of distress; we all want to survive the danger that we perceive.

[jungleman978]

Another place a Russian shouldn't be

[yoshigotgun]

soo much funnier in russian ahaha(:

[normdoty]

that was just great. im very happy that both parties are alive and doing fine.

the pilot did extra good considering the amount of adrenalin in his blood stream 

[OmFgFFsWtF]

@SuperStandupcomic That bird almost got him killed, so he should spare it and treat it with love and respect?

[andregagnon74]

"it has a HUGE pecker, it can cripple me!" LMAO

[killwithskill]

Haha what a russian idiot!

[enfinite5]

this guy is annoying as fuck, does he realize hes getting mad at a bird.

[Frogger0neXx]

@enfinite5 You act like its an uncommon thing. He just went through a life or death situation for fuck sake. I've seen people get mad at a fish when fishing on the sports channel. Or seen a person get mad and cursing at a bee after getting stung. My point is its just an expression. What you need to do is carefully pull that that tampon off your vagina because you're acting like a little bitch.

[enfinite5]

@Frogger0neXx that was a cute little story you just told and now that your down if you could take those balls out of your hand, wipe the semen off your face and stop being such a faggot and don't ever leave a gay response like that again.

[Frogger0neXx]

@enfinite5 Take those balls out of your hand? You're lame as fuck. Who even does that besides you since you brought it up, lol. Why don't you do the world a favor and go swallow a knife you cunt.

[enfinite5]

@Frogger0neXx who does that? you do. What else are you going to do with your hands when your sucking dick. You sound upset...are you crying?

[Frogger0neXx]

@enfinite5 Yeah, you should know, huh. Probably a master of sucking dick thats why. And once again your shit talking skills is weak as shit. You obviously been out class. Well, no use for me arguing with a retard now is it?

[ekoh8873]

This has to be one of the most amazing videos i've ever seen, this guy is awesome :)

[RAMEE406]

its like a fish caught in the net !

[eonkorona]

"It has huge pecker" - you keep using that word...

[unholyGothyx]

i happen to understand everything you say w/o the subtitles. and you know what - you were lucky that the eagle didn't injure you! poor creature,not 'f/ckin'.

[PleasureCaddy]

I Love Youtube!

[91mrmister]

It's the eagle that should be pissed at you dumbass. They had the sky long before humans did. You're lucky it didn't peck your eyes out cos if i was the bird i would've considered it.

[Guisanti10]

@91mrmister o.o

[TheChokeoutartist]

@easypetcare Then get the pecker out your ass, he didnt harm the bird at all picking all the strings out instead of flailing it around until its wings broke off!! Im talkin bout the glider ofcourse ;)

[NoJohnZz]

I'm surprised he didn't kill that bastard

[thegreensecond]

5 dislikes from peta

[CANAD14N]

"surprise mother fucker" -doakes vulture

[PureBoxerP4P]

You fucking bitch! Stop pecking my slings! Or I'll fuck you in the ass!

[LastNight100]

I'M OKEEEEE

[AKVAEL]

@LastNight100 you dont hear at the end he says Y

[PureBoxerP4P]

Why you pissed at the eagle dude? Your in his sky motherfucker!

[steveOo0o]

@PureBoxerP4P fuck up

[PureBoxerP4P]

@steveOo0o lol you know it's true.

[MrAcrilis]

@PureBoxerP4P flies against the rules

[alistairgordon24]

good video. glad you are okay, and it was a happy ending for both!

[teknovspec]

haha "it has huge pecker"

[IIBenoII]

WTF evryone care abut damn bird, its normal to get engry when u culd die bucus stupid bird.......................

[MakerInMotion]

It's easy to miss, but near the end he threatens to fuck the bird in the ass.

[fungirlwriter]

Glad the bird survived its encounter with you

[severed321]

wooooooooooooooooo! lol

[fungirlwriter]

What a jerk this is..what a sissy! What a cruel liar he is. What goes around comes around buddy. Maybe you try soap in mouth and learning compassion. YOU are an idiot.

[FolkeBernadotte]

"It has huge pecker".. so I guess it's a black eagle?

[poonugz]

haven't laughed that hard in a long time

[lilsm555]

you are lucky bro, this should tell you to quit while you are a head.

[blacknumber187]

sorry id be stomping a hole on that bastard as soon as i landed .

[IYukonI]

Russians.avi

[944kiddo]

winged douchbag! bahaha

[aaronfrench1279]

ALIVE! SAFE! EAGLE!!

[944kiddo]

my asshole clinched the whole time, are all russians this bad ass?

[waninoko87]

lmao oh shit as soon as i see the 2 eagles 00:28

[gatekeeperband]

"Stop pecking my slings or i'll fuck you in the ass" LMAO quote of the year

[dustedNdisgusted]

Landing in a tree would help break his fall. Id still be scared though cause Rambo got a serious cut on his arm when he used a tree to help break his free fall.

[dustedNdisgusted]

Awesome video!!!!!

[MrRyanIsle]

Is it better to try to land in a tree? why does he not try to land in an open spot?

[GokkeGokkeGokke]

He spits at the bird at 2:07... makes my day

[pygmepyggis]

the eagle whipserer!

[Demoniiiic]

This guy is hilarious lmfao

[TimTV83]

What nationality is this dude?

[Urindunk]

@TimTV83

Rus

[SPIELBERGNORTHEAST]

OWNED BY A EAGLE PMSL

[AcXr50]

Alive, Safe, EAGLE!

[Hayaishin]

Fucking Chickens, flying into god damn gliders.

[easypetcare]

Oh yeah, shaking it will really help. I want to slap this guy. Poor vulture.

[trevorwheatley]

@easypetcare

he risked his own safety to release the bird... you want to slap this guy? doesn't look like he abused the bird in any way. get over yourself.

[easypetcare]

@trevorwheatley It's obvious he didn't know what to do in that situation, but getting angry at the bird doesn't help. He should have covered it's head with the cloth if he was afraid of being bitten. he could have injured it's wing badly when he tried shaking it loose. He seemed to care more about the gear than the bird. I've worked with wild vultures and other raptors, so this video annoys me a bit.

[MrFlavum]

@easypetcare uhh i think the dude did pretty good, Bird was fine. Unless your speaking of the emotional trauma which im sure is irreversible. Tear

[alistairgordon24]

@easypetcare the guy could have died. it is normal to feel angry in a situation like that, unless you are a robot... he handled himself quite well.

[00StangGT00]

@easypetcare he didn't shake it you moron he was carefully getting the slings off of it and it started flailing around. he did a good job of not injuring the bird

[easypetcare]

@00StangGT00 Are we watching the same video?

[easypetcare]

@00StangGT00 06:32

[00StangGT00]

@easypetcare yeah he was pulling on his glider he wasn't shaking the bird, he was trying to tire it out so it didn't attack him when he tried to release it. 8:45-10:22 he's being very careful with it then it starts freaking out

[mcatanoso1]

@easypetcare He saved both of their lives and they both flew/walked away unharmed. You're an idiot.

[DII117]

Man and Bird fighting for the sky.

[GokkeGokkeGokke]

Most epic..

[fatgirlfun]

was holding out for the actual assfucking of the bird.

[KillerRadar]

And that's how you hunt birds in Russia.

[AchiroRothlkin]

4:00

HEY COUSIN WANNA GO BOWLING?

[MitchofSmeg]

"yes, alive" XD

[ubbergod]

"He's fighting a chicken" LOL Great Video

[grandaddynative]

Well we know what eez for tonights deenarr.lol

[jdlempi]

A+.

[Vitaminnn07]

Хорошо хоть живы оба. По крайней мере будет что рассказать-показать друзьям и знакомым, и жизнь стала ценней и ярче.

[blacksunarmy]

lol @ "it has a huge pecker."  Can't figure out if translator knows what that means in America or not.

[tammzenn]

I love this guy! "I'm stroking this huge eagle..."

[OmFgFFsWtF]

WOW, Why not just STOMP THAT FUCKER?!

game over, its easier to untangle a dead body than a live one.

[tvorhauer]

No animals were harmed during the making of this film...they were only slightly detained

[greyknight7]

epic, loved it.

[megamyers]

Oh Russia

[martyv100000]

That fucking dude and that Fag chicken eagle are amazing together. Peck my slings I'll fuck you in the ass ....... My new pickup line at the bar

[zombiesecurity]

who said foul language doesn't solve fucking problems?

[F7HFL]

Imagine if as soon as it flew off it circled around and came back to jack him.

[stylezNout]

thumbs up if palin brought you here

[sternfanmisha]

I was praying for a splat at the end...

[xaxarenasx]

He said Huge Pecker.. :)

[yusomadfor]

Stop pecking my slings or I'll fuck you in the ass..

[TheDotComKid84]

I hear you paravodka!

[WickedMo13]

Holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheMPlan]

Fuck that asshole bird.

[Finq08]

best video ever.

[JustAHP]

wow that was crazy...

[thedropkickuk]

Rogan

[x7Votorious84x]

Inb4 RayWilliamJohnson.....

[jjld90]

Joe Hogan

[jjld90]

DID THE EAGLE DIED?

[mewsigal]

There are SO many epic lines in this!! So, so much more entertaining knowing what he's raving about. :D Not that I blame him!

[Enzaym]

ALIVE SELF EAGLE!

[pb6095]

Great video - I never even considered bird-strike as a possibility. Glad that all concerned are ok!

[ThumbsDownChannel]

alive! safe! EAGLE!!!

[bervolfserk]

Alive! Safe! Eagle!

[tobbi1983]

so... suka is bitch? or what?



[MrWhooy]

@tobbi1983

Yes.

[Anorexiaification]

sure

[Inkermanec]

@tobbi1983 Yes, suka=bitch )))

[RodentPrincess]

This video is fucking awesome.

[eminyashka]

"Какой большой, какой пиздатый орел!"

[DjAmenshi]

Epic now i want jump too!

[MrSmashman1981]

"yes alive"

[GrafKrolock82]

1:58 is like Ace Ventura: "I'm alive!" ...*a wild crocodile appears*

[optimax99]

Where can I learn to swear in Russian?

[wormer2]

@optimax99 just google "swear in russian"

[Mrcrashxl]

@optimax99 listen to a russian person doin everyday stuff

[lookus69]

great video! but that pilot is an asshole! (a subtitled asshole now!)

thanks for the subs!

[ZELJA1009992]

Hahahahha braca Rusi ludaci :))) Koji je ovaj lik haos :))

[anarkov]

i'm gonna do the bear grills to you! hahahah

[criollocarlos]

STEEL BALLS !!

[beaucottington]

Dude you get way too mad at the bird haha I was cracking up tho

[sumpcracker]

Thanks wormer2 having watched the original i was keen to know what he was saying.

Alive! Safe! EAGLE!!!