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  • the end song ????

    

  • poor Heavy =(

  • Heavy: "Kiss me !"

    Scout: "Later..."

  • Where's part 6?

  • Nope.avi

    

  • poor heavy...

  • no

  • Heavy: Kiss me

    Scout: Later

  • poor heavy...

  • poor heavy...

  • poor heavy...

  • 1.take this vid to school

    2. make sure the volumes all the way up

    3. play the vid

    4.leave the room

  • WHY IS IT GREEN

  • MORE!

  • You sir, got your self a kisser-I mean subscriber.

  • kiss me

    later

  • needs to be a mod. WHOS WITH ME!?!?

  • KISS ME JIMBOMCB

  • ajajajajajajajajajaja

  • Still a better love story than Twilight.

  • Heavy: Kiss me!

    Medic: Later!

  • @Jimbomcb can i have the music name?? i wanna use in game to ask someone; kiss my. when i said "no" i run crying away with this music :D (HLDJ for the win)

  • @KainKiller1993 Xenosaga 1 - Sorrow. (YouTube URL) watch?v=8Ok5rxAOoGM Rip at your own risk.

  • @OLH064 Thanks man.

  • Pyro: Meet me

    Valve: Uh no...

  • Heavy: Kiss me.

    Scout : Later... I mean, NO!

  • Aww, no valentine's day special where heavy gets to finally have a gay marriage with scout?

  • Heavy: Medic, I need Scout! Scout is mean!

    Medic: He must visit a supply locker at some point. Supply lockers fill you to full health and ammo, so, you can remove your head, and put it in the supply closet!"

    And that's how he lost his medical license.

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  • Please dear god make a part 6!!! xDD

  • Still a better love story than twilight

  • Whens pt. 6 coming out? These videos are amazing

  • I'M CUMMING FOR YOU!!!

  • Wounds, not even a resupply locker, Can heal.

  • scout should have said "later."

  • Roses are brown,

    Violets are brown,

    Who keeps shitting in my garden

  • Heavy assumed Scout thought he was too fat,

    so he removed his body.

  • MEDIC

    MEDIC

    KISS ME

    "Later"

  • Is the heavy gay with every scout?

  • This actually made me sad. ;_;

  • Even not the Suply Closet can heal this tragedy with the poor Heavy..

  • OH GOD! THE MONOCULUS UNDER THE LIKE BAR! KILL IT! ;_;

  • @SuperKlientje But how?! Maybe red team and blu team can team up to favourite this vid and kill him once and for all!

  • Heavy- Forever alone

  • Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    I'll fuck you with a rake.

  • istantly subscribed

  • NAME OF SONG AT END.

    PLZZZZ I'VE HEARD IT BEFORE WHAT'S THE FREAKING NAMEEEE

  • Heavy: Kiss me.

    Scout: If you pay me 10$ Dollar, Where is it?

    Heavy: I don't have it.

    Scout: Well no then.

  • NEED MOAR KISSING POEMS!

  • still a better love story than twilight

  • BUUHHUUUU LEIK IF U CRAY EVRY TIMA

  • heavy would cut off his head and put it in the cabinet after hacking the game to go into reds base only to be rejected by scout

  • Heavy: Kiss Me

    Medic: Later

  • Heavy: Heavy is RED,

    Babies are BLU,

    I'm full of love

    And i'm going to kiss you!

    Scout: Ummmm... NO!

  • Heavy: Kiss me

    Scout: Later...

  • Rose are red

    Violets are blue

    In soviet Russia...

    Heavy kiss you!

  • roses are POOTIS

    violets are POOTIS

    who dares to POOT my POOTIS!´

    POOTIS is all

    all is POOTIS

    HeIL POOTIS!!!

  • Roses are red,

    Violets are blue,

    Scout touched Sasha,

    HEAVY RAPES YOU.

  • @LeftHandCookie Roses are red,

    Violets are blue,

    This poem is overused,

    And so are you.

  • @simok97 Holy shit, 14 year olds lurking on YouTube!

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  • top comments suck

  • PLEASE PLEEEAAASSEEEEEE Make Kiss me Part 6

  • PART 6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Heavy: Kiss me!

    Engineer: nope.avi

  • @Grevy26 u forgot that

    heavy: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • what's the song that comes on at the end?

  • Later...

  • Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I hurt people's feelings

  • @FLASHCIRCLETD I hurt people...'s feelings.

  • heavy: kiss me

    medic: later...

  • *forever alone*

  • @Trust518 i did :D though i dont even know in which country you live :D

  • @Sn1p3rsh0t2012 I hateeee yu.

  • @Trust518 WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @Sn1p3rsh0t2012 :D:D!

  • @Trust518 it's called fertilizing. you're welcome.

  • @FranknessProductions Its called stfu :P lolz

  • Part 6

    Later

  • what is the background music? anyone know it?

  • but where's part 7

  • Roses are red.

    Violets are blue.

    .....nope

  • ...Part 6?

    NOPE.avi

  • Kiss me. Later.

  • flogging a dead horse

  • How Does a Giant Man like Heavy Fit Into Such A tiny Supply Closet?

  • @commenter369 I once nailed a spy into a supply cabinet with a Huntsman arrow – shouldn't be much different with a bigger target.

  • wow GAY FORTRESS 2 NOW ON SPERM xD

  • imagine you playing Tf2 minding your own business and when you go to supply closet there is heavy's face and it says: ''Kiss me'' O.O

  • Heavy: Kiss me

    Scout: Later

  • Valve, if you watch this, please, do not implement this to the game - may Heavies not be tortured by heartless Scouts...

  • Roses are red,

    Violets are blue,

    Scout came to the closet,

    Heavy said "Kiss me"

  • F 13 Heavy...F13

  • In the next one they should kiss but the scout turns into a spy.

  • I think somebody told this joke already but

    Heavy : -Kiss me !

    Scout : -Later.

  • @Jimbomcb Man, you gotta tell me what's the name of the song xD

  • @zemc77 I found it,it's called Xenosaga - Sorrow.

  • @RedNForcer Weeeee thanks! ^ ^

  • @zemc77 You're Welcome,it will make you feel sad too.

  • @Jimbomcb Sir , if you don't make the Part 6 , i'll kill you , later...

  • Keep pressing 4

  • no wonder hes crying, people keep closing the door on him

  • "Kiss me"

    "Later"

  • vagineer!..kiss me :3

    BLAGHBLAHHGDFFDGVGFGFG.......*­squishy sound*

    BWAGAWRWAGHAGH!!!! O3O

  • engineer kiss me

    nope

  • Scout,

    ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Y U NO KISS ME?

  • what is the name of the piano song at the freakin end?! I'VE HEARD IT BEFORE BUT WHEREEEEE

  • @icsomethingshiny124 did u find out the name of the song? if so plzzzzz tell!

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  • 0:5

    

  • 0:100000000000

  • Heavies are RED,

    Scouts are BLU,

    When asked for a kiss,

    Scout says,

    "Id rather drink piss!"

  • Hahahaha!!

  • Poor Scout. Imagine if some creepy old Russian man was stalking you everywhere you go and was trying to make you to kiss him...

  • @sonofa2 When you put it that way, yeah, it does sound kind of weird.

  • Roses are red,

    Violets are blue,

    Scout rejected Heavy,

    Heavy crys "boo hoo"

  • @iAmTheSonicMan actually he cries "wah"

  • @baconandbouser

    But that doesn't rhyme. :D

  • @iAmTheSonicMan or, red team is read,

    blue team is blue,

    (then the rest of your little poem [which by the way is quite funny])

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  • @iAmTheSonicMan *cries *w*

  • heavy just want kiss

    but scout won't give him a kiss

    why scout hate heavy

  • There is no 0:12

  • @Rocksaw100 Interesting find, I saw that there's also no 0:14

  • where is this SAD MUSIC FROM ? =D

  • Heavy: Kiss me.

    Medic: Later.

    Overused joke is overused.

  • Heavy, forever alone lvl +∞

  • Heavy: Kiss me

    Scout: Later...

    Medic: DON'T STEAL MY PHRASES!

  • Awww cmon, Heavy needs to come out of the closet already

  • just like me in school

  • I guess you could say Scout's shut the poor Heavy out of his life.

  • @Ocelot60 LOL Ocelot, didn't expect to see you on here. You should head back to playing DF man.

  • But the miracle never happen...

  • @Sciencebro but a heavy never cries until its over

  • Will this drama ever end? Will Heavy finally get his kiss??

  • awww :(

  • BIG head!

  • heavy: kiss me

    scout: later

    :O

  • scout kiss me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • this series is deep ;'(

    really hope they can work something out

  • "Kiss me."

    "Never."

  • Can anyone tell me the song at the end? D:

  • Kiss me!

    Later....

  • ENGINEER! Kiss me!

    Nope.

    WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

  • medic: oh dont be such a baby scout will come back (turns away) no he wont

  • Not even the supply closet can heal this tragedy...

  • @Ocelot60 what if that were the medic's fridge and the series was called kiss me medic

    and in this part he's like "later."

  • Kiss Me.

    Later.

  • spy: medic medic medic

    medic;yes

    spy;kill me

    medic;no

    spr: D':)

  • Just go on and kiss him scout he has fought for your love to long!

  • Ironic how Heavy calls everyone a baby, but at the end of this...I was left speechless.

  • Why is blu heavy in Red's base

  • @2samtx you cant tell if hes red or blu you derp.

  • @afrue987 He's BLU in all the other ones, so I just assumed... :(

  • @2samtx I guess that's true

  • I woke up my family laughing. Fuck you.

  • Kiss me.

    Later.

  • SKAUT

  • I cried.

  • klolololololol

  • heavy and spy share the same fate: they are heads who want scout or his mother.

  • heavy:SCOUT

    scout:whats up

    heavy:FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    scout:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHH

  • LOL at fourth tag

  • Later...

  • UWAAAAHH

  • 23 people were kissed by Heavy

  • Make...part...6....NOW!