Chesney Hawkes - I'm A Man Not A Boy

[antimarxism]

What is with that big ass nasty mole on the face? LOL!

[momjeans69]

@MeesterLogan WHO?!? Wha? Who are you, young man, & what, may I ask, are you doing on a Chesney Hawkins page!? I checked your tawdry little profile & it says you're just a yougun at 20 years of age? So how do you know this prolific artist & hearthrob beloved by milfs & gilfs throughout the UK? You must have some rather strange fetishes, & I'm not just referring to your penchant for cussing out the elderly on the world wide web! Ha, I'd rather be a potty mouth than a gay wanker anyday! HAHA SNAP!

[corduroycadaver]

@momjeans69 Oh yeah that's it, the Chadiwck & Ethel secret special club strikes again excluding me! Always off to see musicals, pantomimes, going shopping & cockblocking me for nigh on 18 years. It's that all over again. I almost felt for the prat having this labrador looking sap for a father! I know my rod was never what it was after that. Everytime I got a tingle in my bollocks I'd get her face in the window flash before my eyes & it would make boners impossible to achieve. You happy now?

[momjeans69]

Ah, Chez... I remember you! Oh, ho ho, you ARE a man! I, Ethel Fitzpatrick, can cosign THAT (not so) little factoid! Oh, yes! Chez & I feasted on each other's all you can eat buffet at the Blackpool Best Western in the early 80's. You looked lk my fave soap star bred w a golden retriever, & I was your Mrs. Robinson! So here's to YOU,1 Chez! I never planned to have that child, but he has your mole & flaxen curtains! My hubbie Herbie never took to the boy,& watching this montage I now know why!

[corduroycadaver]

@momjeans69 GODDAMIT WOMAN! WHAT? Why do you post this here for all & sundry to see with your name out in the open? You know wotsit is sure to see this & it will get back to Chadwick! I couldnt love that boy but I feel for the lad now, I do. I just can't believe you let this peckerwood golden retriever near your beautiful little buttered crumpet & then have his spawn stretch it sideways & longways like he did. I know our trip to Blackpool was something of a disaster but I never knew this....

[momjeans69]

@corduroycadaver HERBERT! I thought you was down at McMurphys getting blind drunk w that Seamus character! Now dont you DARE judge me! I was a woman at her sexual prime, & you were too busy eyeing up the coctail waitresses! I could tell the loathed being oggled & 'charmed' by some lecherous old toad lk you, but I sat there & took it like a good wifey! Now what was I to do when a hot young pup like this offered to lap up my hot open roast beef sarmie when you hadn't sniffed 'downtown' for years!

[corduroycadaver]

@momjeans69 I'm in the conservatory! I only popped to the shop& as soon as I'm out your posting about your sex romps with a boy who was still crapping in his nappy when you were giving me hand shandys round the back of the bike shed. Never mind him been our Chadwick's father! Woman you know there's nothing I like better than your poontang in my face but you stopped sitting there ever since wotsit peeked us partaking in a facesitting / hand shandy combo on the lounge floor through the window!

[MeesterLogan]

@corduroycadaver CAN U GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP

[MeesterLogan]

@momjeans69 OH CAN U GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UPP!!

[corduroycadaver]

@MeesterLogan You're a big man aren't you sonny jim, swearing at my darling wife & behind your google screen? I can tell you, you're bloody lucky you're there & I'm here because otherwise you'd be feeling the back of my hand, peckerwood. Is this how you get your kicks? Swearing to your elders? I did that once & I was made to eat soap. You don't want to mess with me. I'm ex military & even though I'm in my twilight years I could still go 12 rounds in the ring with you & come out the victor.

[dDonaaxRocks]

omg if i was born on 80's i would fuck him haha :L

[HilaryMG]

Without a doubt Chesney you are a Man NOT a Boy !!!! :D x

[CorpsDiplomatique22]

I used to have such a giant crush on this guy!!! :-) Thanks for posting, lots of good memories!

[katarinavalencia1113]

@CorpsDiplomatique22 glad i am not only 1 lol

[PleaseGoAway1000]

One of those songs that sounds like every other and just flies over your head at 20,000 feet

[SuperEggfart]

Um, You're not my little toy, Chez? THAT WASN'T THE CASE LAST NIGHT! I made you my very own personal FART INHALER and you LOVED every second of it. Pretend to be a 'man' all you want, but *I* know the truth. You are my SEX TOY and my bitch!

[wpaulvandyk]

Yes this did make the top 40 but it's not common though

[wpaulvandyk]

North and South had there own song called I'm a Man Not a Boy. Different song but same title. I liked North and South i had all 4 singles and they never released there album Allsorts was deleted before hitting the shops

[bookerTTTT]

Song for Justin Bieber ??

[tommykopite]

Cunt!

[classicshit1]

seen him live, realy good the one and only rocked! did some awsome covers to. top song clasicshit! :-D

[MLFive]

Son, there are doctors who can help you with that skin problem.

[ruheoase]

einfach nur geil dieser typ

[lola79ful]

si hay un club de fans en argentina me avisan lo amo desde los 12 años

[ewansmam]

loved chesney wen he was young still dishy now xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[lippy88lizzy]

this song is sort of naff but nice ^_^

[wpaulvandyk]

i think Chesney Hawkes lives off his The One and only song sadly as no one remembers his other songs. have his greatest hits (yes there was one) and stay away baby jane his single (failed to chart in top 75 here)

[ColdShadow3993]

i recently listened to one and only and loved it. now im looking into these other songs and im liking what im hearing

[khloecelia]

i saw him yesterday. hes at my town doing the panto. lovely guy. im addicted and im only 15!

[AnalogueJosh]

Holy moley guacamole

[pandapawpower]

Ugly? lol, if i were a girl id give him a call anytime xD

[anonmus9]

in twitter i always tell him he's gorgeous and stuff. i think by now he is creeped out by me. lol.

[pandapawpower]

Maybe just a little =D Type "Your my one and only" to him and start sending him gifts, that will probably freak him out xD He seems like a great guy! Best of luck!

[anonmus9]

great idea but i can't do that, he's MARRIED! lol.

[pandapawpower]

oh noes!!! Dont he have a younger brother? xD

[anonmus9]

yes he does but he's not my type. =P

[pandapawpower]

To bad.. Well cloning or time traveling seems to be your last options then ;) Good Luck with that =D

[jsmith19810808]

Thats Jody his brother who plays the drums, I am not sure if hes playing with him anymore though, but he played the drums on the album he released.

[jsmith19810808]

His father Chip Hawkes was the lead guy in the tremeloes, back in the 50s or 60s.

[andrew8833]

@pandapawpower Yes Jodie Hawkes hes a professional drummer, best drummer ever I think!

He drummed for him, still does.

[jsmith19810808]

I have the same guitar as what he played I am the one and only on.

The red fender stratocaster.

Good guitar aswell

[rattlehed]

Totally ripped off savage garden...

[anonmus9]

eh no get your facts straight, chesney was in the music scene way before savage garden!

[anonmus9]

savage garden were probably still wearing diapers when this song was released. :P no just kidding but you get my drift.

[anonmus9]

besides his music is nothing like savage garden.

[nanidom]

lang lang ist es her das Lied hatten wir damals auf Schullandwoche rauf und runter gehört :-)

[jimmah55555]

Why does he have abessess all over his face ?

[anonmus9]

what are you talking about? no he doesn't.

[KevL75]

Why are you as thick as shit?

[jimmah55555]

I'm not. The dude has some really wrong facial deformities. WTF is the big pile of crap around his mouth.

Basically looking at his face makes me want to vomit. Sorry but he is seriously ugly.

[KevL75]

And I take it your face is perfect.

Shame about your brain though.

[Gemmalouiselea]

FIT

[Cashello]

Excellent song i want to see it back in charts along with feel so alive

[HimeNoKuri]

1:32 is killing me lol

[thenutsmum]

What about 3:15? I'm only 28 but i've got hot flushes!

[thenutsmum]

@HimeNoKuri : What about 3:16? What a body!

[thenutsmum]

Thanks for the slideshow. Chesney was my poster pin-up! I love this song. He should've released more songs from the album.

[HimeNoKuri]

yeah I loved "It's gunna be tough" I loved the guitar solo in that song!

[milkylane]

lol, i just saw him an hour ago.

[anonmus9]

really? omg you lucky cow!

[aidanqn]

Chesney Hawkes is a hottie, and seems to look better as he ages.

[anonmus9]

i think he looks just as good as he did ages ago and those eyes, they never change. if anyone wants to "follow" him he's on twitter.

[jsmith19810808]

Lee's his brother I think he was called his drummer, and as you may know his dad Chip Hawkes a nickname his dad was given when he was younger the lead guy to the Tremeloes.

[tigraboy69]

His brother is Jodie. Lee is Chesneys Middle name.

his sister has just written a song for Jordin Sparks on her new album.. its SOS (let the music play)

[jsmith19810808]

Ahh of course its Jodie! haha best drummer in the world I think or one of them anyhow, hes still going around with him isnt he I think or was?

[jsmith19810808]

Roger Daltrey was in the film he starred in Buddy's Song, singer for The Who (I think).

[anonmus9]

lol i know exactly what you mean...it's been years and years and i still have a crush on chesney. he has an amazing voice and the looks to match... he makes me feel all giddy, like a young schoolgirl again.

[corytaylor3]

the one on buddy's song in the club is better

[anonmus9]

hi! could you tell me what song that is and show us the video if you have it. tnx.

[corytaylor3]

its the same song just a differnt version and sorry i dont have a video on here

[jsmith19810808]

That was a great film that, that guitar is what I've got now the red and white fender stratocaster

[cervelli76]

I adore this tune!! Great!!

[SeaBassTian]

I used to annoy my roommates by blasting this song at full volume. I'd love to see the video.

[pmeitner]

Great Song - Thanks for posting! It reminds me of being in 7th grade.