A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner.A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room,
the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house.We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail.If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight,
the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw
OMG i went to discovery cove yesterday and this happened to me! I felt the thrust right where it should be. It was weird at the time, but funny afterwards.
wow man. the -2 on my comment was worse then that reply. talk about Deja Vu, ahh i give up with this, nobody reply to this cause you're just boring me. btw garf125 awesome vid
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woooooo after 3 months someone steps up to reply to my comment... ahh pity it was such a weak reply!
i don't get u guys. people find it funny and no one bothers them but i put a comment to show how funny i find it and i get -2 and some dumb ass asking me to spell. i mean did u sit there and think "aww am gunna put summat funny here hahahaaa"
jeez what did u exspect me to say? hahahaaa like the others?? or woah i so wanna do that hahaha!!
actually that dolphin that day was 'nuvia' a 5 yr old female dolphin, plus, she wasn't trying to 'hump' or 'fuck' him, its just that the dolphin has a habit of swimming and thats what she was trying to do, the guy just put 'dolphin sex' on the blog or title to attract more viewers
Reminded me of South Park. When that cripple get raped by a shark
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OlliFevang 1 month ago
" sorry, do ya want a condom with that "
fairhillnorrie 6 months ago
Someone get that dolphin a cigarette.
MegaFoundy 7 months ago
ha ha the dudes reaction is classic , well played sir
beanaldo 7 months ago
well thats 1 way 2 kill a guy
shibunny2017 8 months ago
LIKE A BOSS
GlitterKiss333 8 months ago
He laughs to hide his shame
Spedabalousness 8 months ago
Flipper needs a cigar at the end
gathersteel 8 months ago
The worst thing of all of this is that :
When you are going to die, you think about your life so far.
Nice kids, nice wife, enough money,, yeah all wiith all you had a great life,
But come on main,, you are fucked by al dolpfin :S
That guy wont die happy :(
pep1029 9 months ago
Woah L[]L!!!!!!!!!!
NoLiLChrisLikeME 10 months ago
0:22 Watch out hes comin back for more!! XD
blackcarnage97 10 months ago
what the hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i think the dolphinliked it a lot more thanthe dude
Matchmaker235 10 months ago
LOL
XloopsXxXx 11 months ago
He was trained to do this. listen for the whistles. :D
superdave82158 1 year ago
@superdave82158 lol buzz kill!!! eh but sadly u r right.... still funny tho
ali147 10 months ago
rl hank hill! XD
agirl3003 1 year ago
Thats the Ben Rothlesberger of the sea
nfsoccer11 1 year ago
Now go get me some fish bitch.
JustAmazingLikeThat 1 year ago
Hehe... the thing is dolphins really have sex with humans... this isn't though he was just trying to keep his balance lol...
TheeShiznets 1 year ago
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
superKIRKAS 1 year ago
Ultimate attack of Aquaman :P
BlueWoWTaylan 1 year ago
sit there and take it bitch
googlevideosrule 1 year ago
DOLPHIN RAPE WHY DO THEY PAY FOR THIS
FlamingChris 1 year ago
Did the dolphin ever call him again?
jgrgr375 1 year ago 8
dolphins are supposedly smarter than us..but even they can't control their SEXUAL FEEEEEEEEELINGS
cojocoolio 1 year ago 2
LMFAO
crazyfemaledog8 1 year ago
i wonder when the other dolphins get a turn...........
goodgolly0192 1 year ago
Haha! I saw this on TruTV! :)
MADDOG6400 1 year ago
ahahahahahahaha
arroofx 1 year ago
This was on an episode of Law and Order: SVU!!...or a video just like it....
katielashley 1 year ago
poor dolphin....
Wikiiss 1 year ago
i hope we washed the white stains of his pants afterwards
haldoi 1 year ago
LMAO.
EdenSh3ll 2 years ago
I guess Flipper was the man in the relationship. ; )
kinch6322 2 years ago 29
LMFAO
rabbit929 2 years ago
@kinch6322 this ain't Flipper, its his messed up brother...Flippy
akENGINSEER 11 months ago
he was enjoying it
dproblem3 2 years ago
Even though its a technic teh fact its 'humping' the guy in a way makes it look like sex.
powerofdestiny 2 years ago
yiehaaaaaaaaaa
safe de Dwlfine.wählt ProKlima !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
zappelfilip303 2 years ago
cheap trick ^_^
TheAbercrombieGirl10 2 years ago
guys! this is a trick taught to dolphins not actual sex
bellabambina249 2 years ago
dolphin sex (not funny)
bloopy547 2 years ago
Ive allways knew that Flipper is gay!
jimtheripper 2 years ago 3
Sandy was hot! How could Flipper resist?
davidls11 2 years ago
did u enjoy that there cuz wen u put ur legs up it looked like it lol :}
Jslp1234 2 years ago 2
hahahahaha xDD so funny!
Peekberry 2 years ago
Dolphins are the only animal that have sex for pleasure???????? Wrong in so many ways....................
jiatianhe 2 years ago
@jiatianhe what do you mean? that is how it is read stuff
Orangetree991 2 years ago
great trick to teach a dolphin ;D
i wish i had a snake that could act like it was humping someone's leg like a dog ;)
equcoe 2 years ago
rofl!!! that was funny
totallyEM1 2 years ago
i think tosh.o is super lame and entirely not funny - is that a laugh trAck because i dont understand what the "audience" is laughing at
deuscent 2 years ago
at least they both finished
porkymania90 2 years ago 3
Flipper, Nooooooo!
jjcmontana 2 years ago 2
Wrong in so many ways... ^^
suttersmax 2 years ago 5
lolz lmao
pompompurin123 2 years ago
LMFAO
iloverats612 2 years ago
a woman shagging a horse is a peculiar thing
but a man shagging a dolphn, now im afraid you've lost me
Himshez 2 years ago 2
amazing
cosi66 2 years ago
pahaha!! i thought the funniest part was when the dolphin was exhausted and fell in XD
twilightacademy25 2 years ago 35
you got swaged by a dolphin
jashawna12 2 years ago
Haha in the end the dolphin was like
"I'm done and I'm out" lmao PLAYERRR!!
Briit3nii 2 years ago 4
the dolphin was cute when it rolled off the dude. haha.
soxthefox925 2 years ago 2
ha you just got porked by a dolphin ha not to many people can say that..!
Acolis 2 years ago
that was too dang funny!!!!
jhelmsorig 2 years ago
hahahaha ride em cowboy
jnjnaugf 2 years ago
the guy who did that was fat
-Star-
Kylie537CP 2 years ago
hahahahha yawolllll gibs ihmmm hahahahahah
trakyaboy08 2 years ago
HAHHHHH JAHHHHH!!!!
45682s 2 years ago
did they teach the whale to do that?whale does it like a human!hahahha
Mrsmoralesj 3 years ago
thats a Dolphin
newyorkny5023 2 years ago
hahahahaha ... uh thats a dolphin dumbass.
Haguermeister69 2 years ago
he would do well in jail
Robert235 3 years ago
hahahhaah he knew wut to do....lol
coolpunkxx 3 years ago
lol
EllieBelly1996 3 years ago
0:12 lol he wiggles
WhyBeYOUfilms 3 years ago
He wriggled his legs!
Extersis 3 years ago
sex ed fail! hahaha
gburgwill2008 3 years ago
mega lolz
grscholes 3 years ago
Hahahaha OMFG!!!!
Stecbine 3 years ago
ahahahahahaha roflolmao!
Thomas55Pham 3 years ago
just saw it on law and order
jro660 3 years ago
Doesn't look like an objection to me!
skinnypuppy75 3 years ago
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Doesn't look like an objection to me!
skinnypuppy75 3 years ago
... the dolphin didnt fuck him ... it didnt even have its dickout i was basicly a hug............
ri0tkid1234 3 years ago
did you know that dolphins and people are the only mamals that have sex for pleasure? dont ask me how i know that!
nutcase1995 3 years ago
Sexetera?
123harrison123 3 years ago
why did he go with it and enjoy it?
donovan3955 3 years ago
Raped by a dolphin ROFLMAO
CresseliaandShaymin 3 years ago
rofl!
NativeLights12 3 years ago
i bet you that guy had his trunks left with dolphin perm and he was probably a virgin till then lol
Eweaaa 3 years ago
haa yea ur probly right!!
xshortyx4life511 3 years ago
hahahahahaha
ghshigh3 3 years ago 4
He enjoyed that!
blackninja133 3 years ago 5
thats FUNNY!!!!!!!!!
reina721 3 years ago 4
LMAO, that's pretty wild
dynamicwolf 3 years ago 3
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A few years ago, two parents went out for dinner.A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to ask if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room,
the father said,"Take the kids and get out of the house.We'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue." The "clown statue" is really a killer that escaped from jail.If you don't post this letter on to 10 videos tonight,
the clown will be in your bed at 3:00 am with a chainsaw
in his hand
Dolphingirl21333 3 years ago
Got lucky with a dolphin...
brandylov 3 years ago 5
Wow, thats one horny dolphin. LMAO
Halomainaic1234 3 years ago 3
poor dolphins. no hands to masturbate.
curlykasimir 3 years ago 5
what the hell do you mean "poor dolphins"? They have prehensile penises!
telesniper2 3 years ago 6
oh, can they masturbate each others penis? I was thinking when they are alone and horny and they have no hands to masturbate.
curlykasimir 3 years ago 5
LOLOLOL INSTANTLY FAVORITED
CaminDaR 3 years ago
Damn dat guy waz really lovn it. LOL
ryanselmon 3 years ago 2
OMG i went to discovery cove yesterday and this happened to me! I felt the thrust right where it should be. It was weird at the time, but funny afterwards.
KSpotes 3 years ago
poor dolphin .. i feel kinda bad for him :)
johannabh 3 years ago 4
lookede like he was having fun with to me :P
Vinny128128 3 years ago 2
lol!that was funny
yorkiedragon1992 3 years ago
no!
darthkersenbrock 3 years ago
if i was that guy first i would say "mama @#$%er", then i would shove the dolphin of of me.
muhamadss0n 3 years ago
and the guy loved it
freefly331 3 years ago 4
that is hilarious
freefly331 3 years ago
What amuses me is that dolphins really like to play around and be around people...I think they find us amusing and interesting...
dudemantwo 3 years ago 3
I think they also find us attractive, as you can see. =)
KSpotes 3 years ago
Those bastards better go do some semen colecting on that poor animal!
Getting it all worked up for nothing.
Also I hate zoophiles!
leeham991 3 years ago
chill its only a vid i do animal care and still found it funny
ginstergirl 3 years ago
lmfao
FingNoob 3 years ago
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wat the hell! dis is shit!! I LUV Dolphins!
1HSMLUVA 3 years ago
Owned?
lizzardbot 3 years ago 5
Owned.
poornation 3 years ago
lol
seaski93 4 years ago
omg that was extrme hilarious!!!!!
toliss55 4 years ago 2
HAHAHAH
samisaloser88 4 years ago
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thanks he is not a black guy.we dont do this shit...
DigiVado 4 years ago
wow man. the -2 on my comment was worse then that reply. talk about Deja Vu, ahh i give up with this, nobody reply to this cause you're just boring me. btw garf125 awesome vid
Dragons4rulers 4 years ago
ew lol
vlovespeed 4 years ago
Ew. The dolphin that was just trying to swim got raped by the guy.
BakaAnimeGirl 4 years ago 4
Grow up.
bushidobadboy 3 years ago
Raped.
hippocampuszosterae 4 years ago
jajaja que pinche eskuincle el delfin la neta es que es un pendejo
xD
LadyElyon 4 years ago
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I've dated uglier girls...
FlamDance 4 years ago
it iss very good sexxxxxxxxxxx
clevelandBD 4 years ago 9
haaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha
hithisisBYARD 4 years ago 2
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lmfa fukin o that was apsalutly hileriose hahahahaaaaaa
Dragons4rulers 4 years ago
learn to spell
AntiChavMaytee 4 years ago
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woooooo after 3 months someone steps up to reply to my comment... ahh pity it was such a weak reply!
i don't get u guys. people find it funny and no one bothers them but i put a comment to show how funny i find it and i get -2 and some dumb ass asking me to spell. i mean did u sit there and think "aww am gunna put summat funny here hahahaaa"
jeez what did u exspect me to say? hahahaaa like the others?? or woah i so wanna do that hahaha!!
do me a favour mate stop waisting my time
Dragons4rulers 4 years ago
...and dolphins are proven to be gay!...
marshallE89 4 years ago
actually that dolphin that day was 'nuvia' a 5 yr old female dolphin, plus, she wasn't trying to 'hump' or 'fuck' him, its just that the dolphin has a habit of swimming and thats what she was trying to do, the guy just put 'dolphin sex' on the blog or title to attract more viewers
nokiafan4life 4 years ago 2
lololololololololololol I am the master chief lololololololololololol
F45B 4 years ago
what a lucky asshole
mack1zero 4 years ago 3
LMFAO
he was enjoying that a little too much
JisforJewel 4 years ago
yeah he's disgusting!
singmeasong 4 years ago
OMG BUTTSECHS!
LitheFider 4 years ago 3
lol
LILTOOSTIE12 4 years ago
cute
saritafartass 4 years ago
it's trained to do it
PFIET 4 years ago
Aren't we all?
Aren't we all...
sigmasquadleader 4 years ago
Yes we were trained since early childhood!LOL
PFIET 4 years ago 2
Rape !!
TheDominoEffect09 4 years ago
No wonder dolphins always seem to be smiling ...
grrpot 4 years ago
THT IS SO RAPE!!! lolololol!!!
nooberlol 4 years ago
hahhahahha it looks like the dolphin dies after!! XD
DuelingDragonz 4 years ago
RAPAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
jates4 4 years ago
thats rape, but that dude took it all the way
robotronsx 4 years ago
okayyyyyyyyyyy then
PATDFN1 4 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA!
lalamandelala121 4 years ago
Who's the bitch now!
Yggdrasill4 4 years ago
dolphin rape!
mistypaw 4 years ago
Wow he took it like a bitch.
Sw0rdN00b 4 years ago
I'd hit it! :D
Warsie 4 years ago
thats stupid dolphind don't do that
keiko2323 4 years ago
ummm, then where do you think baby dolphins come from?
hackerx31337 4 years ago
lol:P
harajukugirl16 4 years ago
sick guy liked it lol
BuckMahoney 4 years ago
rape..
HandOfThePhoenix 4 years ago
i think i just busted a nut. god that felt good
bewareofthewater 4 years ago
xD!!!
GothicTrioOfEdwards 4 years ago
LOOOOOOLZ
grosses 4 years ago
thats sick
NativeOfAfrica 4 years ago
LOL! favorited !
Gelaumpr 4 years ago
Haha thats soo funny!
mickeymouse8523 4 years ago