Family Guy - Jews in Egypt

[Chompy0091]

The two top comments are youtube in a nutshell...

[ListedProduction]

I'm so surprised that people can't just take the joke and have a giggle about it *sarcasm*

[eran388]

hey guy's just enjoy the joke...stop turning everything to a political argument..."braaauuuaa, says the king.." who know where that is from...?

[TheaBrAmSoN]

Any1 hoo denies the holocaust is a retard. Not only are u sayin that 6m Jews just vanished off earth but that 5m ppl that were roman catholic, black, handicapped, gypsy, retarded, gay, or a jehovah witness also just randomly died.

[Serpent1n3]

@TheaBrAmSoN fuck off

[TheaBrAmSoN]

@Serpent1n3 come up with a real response u fuckwit

[doctorseaweed2]

Why does everybody hate jews?

[Serpent1n3]

@doctorseaweed2 because they have big noses and a lot of money

[doctorseaweed2]

@Serpent1n3 First, that is just stupid. Jews are not a race. And second, they're evil because they make more money then you?

[36902698]

The pyramids were built by un-earthly forces. and im not talking about Aliens from outer space. Its a different world, a different dimensions within ourz

[beda204]

Below you'll see the most idiotic comments ... Enjoy

[Ghafmocro]

Oh the irony...

[ryanlifts100]

@Iskandar613 YouTube "the Rothschilds exposed" these Jewish bankers basically hijacked our governments

[MrDakadaka]

I know this is a joke and i will leave it at that but i still dont know why people still hate Jews in real life or on the internet, arn't they just people who just follow the religeon of judaism? Cant well just laugh at the joke and not get angry over pyramids or jews. Peace.

[ryanlifts100]

@aCleverLittleGirl Because look at all the problems Jews cause in the world. People are tired of them always playing victim

[Iskandar613]

@ryanlifts100 Well if you are tired of something don't speak on behalf of the World please and Jews don't cause more problems then any other people!

[ADDKyuubiNaruto]

@ryanlifts100 The same could be said for americans

[YOFACEZ]

@ADDKyuubiNaruto elaborate



[ADDKyuubiNaruto]

@YOFACEZ 9/11, 'nuff said

[aCleverLittleGirl]

wow. lottttta antisemites here on good ol' youtube.

[joyman4321]

and hes right if you dont count the WWII

[HuffeIpuffer]

@joyman4321 no he isn't in the time of egypt, king Salomo, in the time of the roman empire they protested and they wer killed, in the Middle Ages they were seen as a scapegoat and at last teh WII

[anillmindissick]

@HuffeIpuffer I keep hearin' ya go on and on about these middle ages, thats boring, what about MIDDLE EARTH

[MrInfidal]

*Aliens*

[TheOhrenberger]

dear everyone on youtube.

get out and live a little. stop arguing about stupid shit.

love, TheOhrenberger

[nexus1g]

Why can't people just laugh?

[waffleboy1307]

I don't want to live on this planet anymore -.-"

[MyCoolio14]

Oh the irony!

[MultiMelech]

@oromuisca

forget about the pyramids, no one gives a crap who built them. idk which laborers ur talking about but the jewish ones that were there were treated well at first (before they became slaves and when joseph was still the 2nd in command). then slowly they were pushed into labor by the egyptians and the sheer force of numbers and power they had.

[darkpankek]

the bible saying the jews was slaves... it didnt says anything about pyramids ><"

btw im jew and I find the video very funny :)

Family guy rulz ^_^

[BowForYaMajesty]

This joke crosses the line. But still it's hella funny.

[coolrussian1000]

who gives a shit if they built the pyramids or not are you guys really that bored or just have no life...

[jeeaaman]

@coolrussian1000

Well who gives a shit if we rewrite the history and make people believe that?

[Bkerrr]

i see all these comments about how the jews didn't make the pyramids. Guys it was meant to be a joke, it wasnt meant to be true

[avielMenter]

Oy, guys, we know that the Israelites weren't actually slaves in Egypt. It's not that interesting for you to state something that obvious. This clip was funny, even if the events depicted in it didn't actually happen.

[zoromeme]

for your information most of the Egyption People turn or Change their religion in the last 1500 years 3 Times

Cult of the pharaoh => jewish => Christianity => Islam so in that time being a jewish person is normal matter..

[avielMenter]

@zoromeme ...no? The Jews weren't really ever in Egypt. The ancient Israelites seem to have descended from the Canaanites, meaning they'd have been in Israel since their beginning.

[zoromeme]

@avielMenter I mean Jewish not Israelites there are differences between them, and if you read the Pharaoh History you will find alot of stores about Jewish in Egypt,and about the Canaanites and this word mean in arabic[some countries(were it now known as Seria,Lebanon,Jordon and some parts of Saudi arabia)] so they were Scattered in a lot of countries not only were known as Palestine and if you make sone search on google for old maps about this area you will find there is no place called Israel.

[avielMenter]

@zoromeme I'm aware of the fact that there's been a Jewish presence in most of the Arab world until the attempted genocide and expulsion of the Jews in 1948, but I was challenging the specific claim that Egypt was, at some point, largely Jewish. Israel was called Israel for a thousand years until roman times (who renamed it to Palestine to spite the Jews), and then again in 1948-present.

[zoromeme]

jews slaves !!!!!!!!!!! How come !!!!!!!!!!! I'm an Egyptian and i think every body in this world know the true story of building the pyramids,

1st yes there were Jews in Egypt but not Slaves .

2nd alot of Egyption men join to build it from all man kind [It took 20 Years to build the Biggest pyramids] .

and from the reasons of building the pyramids to solve the problem Of Unemployment in that time .

please read the History First not the Beliefs of the people .

[MultiMelech]

@lol479zzz

all religioun aside its historical WRITTEN proof. how is it not?

[lol479zzz]

@MultiMelech but they have discovered the jews did not do it gangs in epgyt did ask dr zahi Hawass

[MultiMelech]

@lol479zzz

i never said they built the pyramids. i was contesting ur opinion that they were never slaves in egypt when that is completely false

[lol479zzz]

@MultiMelech oh well obviously all empires had slaves just causes the bible says it does not make it a big deal.

[oromuisca]

@MultiMelech U are right! Plus, they've proved that the supposed "slaves" were really well paid & well treated, highly educated Egyptian labors who were given a nice place to live nearby the work-site & even given lots of beer & salt which were very valued at the time. The idea of Jewish slave building the pyramids was from a few Hollywood movies...:-)

[24thofjuly1985]

I like how the slavery of the jews in ancient Egypt has become a fact, even though all historic evidence points in the opposite direction...

[TheBarbahaba]

@24thofjuly1985 its already known the pyramids were not built by jewish slaves

the time of which both occurred are totally different

but u try and argue with a religious jew (he will pull one of thos it is said in the torah )

so u'll have to take either the side direction or the torah side

for me scientific side has always been the logical way ...

(but there was nothing that was found to contradict with the fact they were not slaves there)

[iambored2006]

@TheBarbahaba The Torah says nothing about the pyramids. I love how you make this enormous, grossly anti-Semitic generalization based on one retard's behaviour. I'm Jewish and I don't think they built the pyramids. I've never been taught that the Jews built the pyramids and I don't know anyone who thinks they did.

[TheBarbahaba]

@iambored2006 lol dude i cant be anti semitic since i'm a jew as well

and its not just 1 person there are a lot of persons who think that way

and i'm not being anti semitic just anti religious

and no its not the same thing 

[iambored2006]

@TheBarbahaba First of all, being a Jew has nothing to do with being anti-Semitic. Sometimes people are made into anti-Semites because their Jewish.

Anyway, how exactly is being anti-religious any better than being anti-Semitic?!

And just because some Jews think that the Jews built the pyramids doesn't mean they all do. I live in Israel and I don't know anyone who's ignorant enough to think so. We actually learn the Torah.

[TheBarbahaba]

@iambored2006 i'm also from israel and i have also learned the torah . (highschool)

and i have nothing personal against religion as long as it doesnt try to control your life .

and thats exactly what it does to some extent in many cases .

i have no idea how we ended up in this subject lol cause too long have passed between each message and the line of thinking is cut each time

[ElensarFFXI]

@TheBarbahaba Holocaust never happened the way the jews claim either, and there is evidence to that as well BUT try talking about it and your branded a jew hater and haulocaust denier. "Even if we threw away all the evidence and accounted for every so-called gas chamber, it would have taken 68 YEARS to accomplish gassing six million Jews!" Now.... QUEUE THE YOUTUBE KEYBOARD HATE -.-!

[TheBarbahaba]

@ElensarFFXI u dont deserve a response

and u'r not even a good troll u'r a goblin at best

as a son to a holocaust survivor i would recommend you not express your weird and misinformed calculation too out loud in the presence of my kind ,,, capish ?

plz dont respond back and just go back playing final fantasy and keep serious buisness to the right forums why spoil my joi de vivre

[ElensarFFXI]

@TheBarbahaba You don't want it expressed because its not in your interest for the truth about it to come out. You see to be a troll one has to be writting lies and nonsense where in fact what I speak is the truth that noone wants to hear. I would say it out loud to your kind or any other kind thankyou very much. History is written by the victors and ALOT of evidence proves the 6 million killed is disgustingly exagerated.

[doganaktas]

@TheBarbahaba Does it matter? Propaganda machine tells otherwise for millenia.

[TheBarbahaba]

@doganaktas not really

it was just a reply for someone saying its not true

[furybone]

@24thofjuly1985

jews came from the real word - yehuda (that the latins distort)- its a tribe leader name from the 12 tribes of Israel (also a leader) sons.

us, the yehudim are descendants of those slaves that were in Egypt. but! not all of those slaves were only yehudim. there were also other tribes.

[Bkerrr]

why are there always arguments on youtube

[MultiMelech]

@Drahgoon

u said any proof. bible is written proof. archeological proof isnt the only type of proof out there

[lol479zzz]

@MultiMelech how is the bible proof of anything?

[avielMenter]

@MultiMelech The Bible does not provide evidence of anything because it makes claims without justifying them. We could only consider them written records if we had evidence that the Bible was recording events, but without that the Bible is as much evidence for something as Lord of the Rings is

[cr4yv3n]

"Smooth sailing" - can you spell irony? XD

[BrithishIsBetter639]

Definition of irony.

[icecoldsoul92]

Lol! The very definition of irony!

[Themastercode1235]

And yet we have another FG video were every comment is a looong loooong pollitically correct comment -_-

[obaidCarkey]

when the pyramids were built, there were no jews yet!

moses and abraham were not even born!

[cassellac2]

Screw Jews make them do more manual labor and fuck black people

[jonnybuitinga]

it's funny caus it's true

jewish people hav smooth sailing for 1000's of years now

[Drahgoon]

There is no concrete historical proof that the jews were slaves in egypt and that they built the pyramids

[MultiMelech]

@Drahgoon

idk about the pyramids but there is concrete proof of jews being in slaves in egypt

[Drahgoon]

@MultiMelech The only proof of the jews being slaves in egypt is in the bible. Thats it. There is no archeoligical proof of them ever being in egypt.

[b00mHeadsh0t12]

except the jews go through the water not sail it

[sadlonelylad]

did the jews build the chinis wall too

[ilfaraone7]

@sadlonelylad Yeah the lil poor jews built everything lol

Take credit for everything, be the victim in every crime. Jew logic.

It's funny cuz they didn't build the Pyramids, and got f***ed. lol

[Samael51760]

@muv20 Proof that God will forsake you. Just like he screwed over the Jews he'll screw you too.

[xxNephlimxx]

@Samael51760 what a cry baby hahaha

[muv20]

@Samael51760 I like your grammar. I'ts not very often when you meet an educated Christian.

[xMaXiMuSx]

@muv20

actually there is plenty of not vey educated jews in Israel.. You should go there, might fit in..

[toobularbells]

@muv20 Its not very often you meet a hardworking jew.Its just too bad WW II didnt last a few more years

[muv20]

@toobularbells I know right. My ancestors could've broken 10 mil.

[heroesandcons09]

Its funny cause its not true.

[Evan8787]

.....then the Spanish Inquisition happened, then the Holocaust ._.

[alexsau91]

@Evan8787 There were also a few crusades....

Back then the Muslims and Jews fought alongside each another to defend Jerusalem, they were massacred, but who would have thought it...

[Evan8787]

@alexsau91 Yahhhh we Christians dropped the ball during that whole Crusades crap ._. and the holocaust

[socomfan555]

@alexsau91 Are we just talking about the 13 Crusades, because in that case Christians also fought against Chrisitians. 4th Crusade, and by far the most comical of them all.

Lesson learned, if your the Roman Emperor, never ask people who style themselves the descendents of Romans and style you a pretender for assistance in reclaiming your throne.

[TheDJDudeRocks]

lol 'from now on its gona be smooth sailing ' some time later bamm holocost

[LloydPacalypseNow]

I'm the 1.900.000!!!

[Ektherion00]

Oh, if only they knew...

[Roxas6674]

Sooo is the ground the slave cause it seems that the egyptians are only hitting the ground

[monsterlovefreak3]

Egypt,the black plague,holoucost:/

[jecoharman]

jews being persecuted is so funny.

[BobLegendable]

@jecoharman i think they are showing how optimistic Jews where even in there hardest times, but now that i think about it there is nothing motivational on Family Guy, im still sad about the Creationist joke they did........Trolololo

[Xxohadsaxx]

@vitjoki91 who said it's funny

[darkcylander]

can't there be just one biblical family guy video without a long religious argument on the comment section? god I hate youtube

[666TheBloodLust666]

Something Theist and Atheist agree on.... SARAH JESSICA PARKER IS UGLY!!!!!

[alexmoskov]

@ConradInternational Well aren't you easy to manipulate.

[itscat92]

@dunstanofgreen yep, Simpsons did it!!

[DBZmegafan99]

@dunstanofgreen Everyone has ripped from the simpsons

[dunstanofgreen]

@DBZmegafan99

Right

[LordKaisen]

@Xxohadsaxx your work here is done. 

[Yacovsup]

@Xxohadsaxx what?

[Trashcansam123]

@Xxohadsaxx And the Russian pogroms not to mention the Spanish Inquisition.

[BobThantos]

@Xxohadsaxx wayyyyyyyyy more than the holocaust, but now the zionists are ready, it's their turn apparently

[avalanchesuperstar]

@Xxohadsaxx Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[socomfan555]

@Xxohadsaxx Its funny because the Jews were persecuted by everybody for almost their entire history since the Romans. The Muslim powers did not like Jews, and Christiandom locked them up in ghettos until the Napoleanic wars, and then there were the Russian pograms, the holocaust and the general hatred of the Soviets toward all religions not based around communism.

[NegusNegest]

@Xxohadsaxx yeah like they weren't hated in all the years in between...

[ImperialGuard9001]

@Xxohadsaxx And the centuries of persecution by almost all peoples and other religions on Earth from Greeks and Romans to Crusaders English Christians etc.

[SmashBrosFan19]

@Xxohadsaxx It's funny because everyone still discriminates against the Jews today

[sashmuscle]

@SmashBrosFan19 Right, that's just reverse discriminate bs that jews spin on people to warp their minds so we feel sorry for them and they can manipulate their way into controlling every facet of society from banks to schools. The Roman Empire wasn't the longest and most successful empire because they banned jews from holding positions in banking, potitics, medicine or school.

[sashmuscle]

@Xxohadsaxx Don't you mean the holohoax.

[demo2382]

@sashmuscle You hate Jews. 

[sashmuscle]

@demo2382 You and your comment are as relevant as a fart.

[demo2382]

@sashmuscle Farts are real.

[kimanyv]

@Xxohadsaxx That's one sentence I thought I'd never see in my life.

[kjfhgbkjhfbv]

OOOOOOOOHHHH THE BLINDING IRONY!!!!!!!!!

[Xenodude2000]

Come on, guys, I think we can all agree that aliens built the pyramids. Just like Jesus was from Mars, Santa is a robot who can teleport, and Sarah Jessica Parker was born from a toad banging a chicken.

[anonymousSWE]

@Xenodude2000

And so the question was born. Which came first?

Sarah Jessica Parker or The Egg!?

[NyxRedvines]

@Xenodude2000 you know who built the pyramids? MY MOM!

[riggsdj]

I think the argument about whether or the Hebrews built the pyramids as a evidence towards their enslavement is a little unscolastic. Their work and hardships are described as brick making, not stone masonry on huge multi-ton slabs of rock. They may not have been used on the pyramids, but for much of the other labor around egypt they probably were.

[KillandShoot]

xD Put on Transcribe Audio, Pause at 0:03, "i'd always been my weekend doing to our democrats a little hot wet can deal" O_O

[thegoofdude]

Building pyramids while being whipped is probably as painful as reading this sort of trash on Facebook:

/watch?v=xUQ_HfURLTU

[ZealousAnubis]

Oh the irony

[SellMeYourChildren]

NO, aliens built the pyramids when they were called by the Egyptian guitar solo.

[Bojoschannel]

@SellMeYourChildren exactly

[o0keef0o]

Also, Egyptians were black :]

[danrulez22]

haha satirical

[AustriaDictator]

i thought the pyramids are build as landing spaces for space ships...

[Kaxtify]

i'd always been my weekend doing to our democrats a little hot wet can deal, blankets just mints they say old people must go through some hard times but we do is a get knocked out of the way he really from here on out it's going to be nothing but some moves salem

What the hell Translate Audio?

[allie12345ful]

by the way jesus isnt jewish hes a muslim like me

[blizzy00]

@allie12345ful

By the way Jesus Christ has never been proven to exist. Fuck your faith in nothing.

[kufygfykt]

@blizzy00 Wow... way to be a dick. :D

[copywriterz]

What do Jews believe in?

[Colethecon]

@copywriterz Everything in the Old Testament.

[jpratyus]

the makers of family guys are jews, they just like to offend jesus

[mikezzknight]

they weren't even called Jews at the time, they were called Hebrews.

[ZuluPosseProductions]

If all that Jewish turmoil led to people like Jon Stewart, I say it's worth it.

[DAVIDInitiative]

This sounds Simpsons- I mean, familiar.

[mba2ceo]

What episode ?

[Nefus1988]

Theres no solid evidence the egyptians built the pyramids. I base this on some conclusions:

1. No mummies have been found in the pyramids

2. Theres no hieroglyphs in the pyramids but pretty much everywhere else.

3. The average weight of each stone was 2.5 tonnes but some weighted as much as 50 tonnes! And these was moved with sleds by muscle power?

4. Some granite stones have been transported to the pyramids over 800 kilometers and weighed several tonnes.

[ahmedelmoon]

@Nefus1988 Because you know more than historians ?

[10hopalongcassidy10]

who cares who built the pyramids they couldve been made by fuckin ufos for all i care this is hilarious haha

[ploxscape]

im offended and i find this jewish

[ncrj]

@hobbit4571 Why does everyone, who chooses to comment on another person's poor grammar, not know how to spell?

[Mohamadelgringo]

@jovanov4 I agree with u , I'm Egyptian

[ShadowkeeperTei]

@haimaref007 Daaaaaaaaaamn!

[KwikkiCat]

@haimaref007 I don't like you

[Soap360]

@haimaref007 If you were Jewish you'd probably know how to spell *extremely.

[atan0k]

@haimaref007 Hebrew slaves being used to build egyptian pyramids is an old myth with no historical or archeological evidence to back it up.

It's really popular in fiction, though.

[541JJFRESHYFRESCO]

@haimaref007 you jews didnt do shit !