Filthy Kitchen Episode 1 - Pizza

[rds333]

First of all.....go to the dollar store and pick up a can opener dude!!!! And second, your not married are you? I thought so......go to the dollar store and find yourself a wife (you get what you pay for)

[AaronCarterRocks]

Tossing my salad is moderately satisfying

[Terrra91]

2.00 did anyone else think thats just a cheese sandwich XD

[RichardBLongly]

"Ooh la-la" B\

[dearmalika]

Good ideas!

[McrawfishMAC]

I've been watching through a lot of your videos. Very well done!! Well edited and good humor. Food Network should jump on this!

[remistevens]

@McrawfishMAC thanks! Its already got that jumped on feel.

[ranchero302me]

how abt sum pledge its by your sink lol id eat it people in other countrys eat alot wrse

[Hytekdk]

Disgusting yet still satisfying to watch :)

[marcmantione]

This fagz from Canada From the oregano pack no name

[algu11]

@marcmantione you must be from the U.S.

[donCongrats]

Brilliant.

[LarkaSojourn]

I once told a friend from Oz that our : IHOP here in the U.S stood for International House of Poop! He laffed so hard and got it.. just like I got ya' tee.... hee hee... potty humor for the weekend.

[semillaskunk]

yummy! i prefer it cooked and cold from the freezer.. yummmy yummy yum!

[carmen75013]

I'm gonna have to try this! Love the humor and practical tips in the video :)

[vickcr13]

awesom yummy yummy now im hungry

[Southwik]

Adam

[icehousecamel]

remistevens im not gunna lie ur kinda my hero i need sine advice u should txt me boi i watched ur videos 500 times each and passed em on to friends on my f book nd fell inlove with ur mac nd cheese i have the same sink in my bacement hit me up

[remistevens]

@icehousecamel Thats awesome! thanks for watching and telling your friends! Soon everyone will live the convenient efficient filthy lifestyle!

[HenryDaemen]

I really liked it.

[THESHOWCASEUNSIGNED]

I really enjoyed your channel! you have put a new spin on the food channel industry very creative. Keep up the good work God bless.

[tigerrat8]

thanks for add bro!!!! your a nut!!!

[glenwoodfin]

I'm off to pick up my pizza right now.

[mirageDart]

i just made this right now its hella good!!!

[williamdouglasb]

Great job!

[ichmalealsobinich]

Kotz-würg! And hang the cook!

[JazzmanJibilla]

Isn't this one of Jamie Kennedy's recipes?

[remistevens]

From earlier days maybe. . . .You know, in real life i work across the street from his restaurant.

[fendermanjazz]

I hope you dont mind me posting my vid trying to support as many youtubers as possible

[PerlitaHabanera]

interesting, I have never opened a can like that. It looks yummy though, I like your candel ;-)

[mshullagirl]

ulala this made me hungry hahaa. creativee! sub!:)

[ulzii2352]

yummmmmmm....looks so so so delicious!!! lolololol.......

[MiloScorpionVnzla]

good idea yomi

[music19rockz]

Very good. You were able to make a pizza from scratch out of simple, home ingredients.

[voninainessump]

Very interesting!

[alewinky]

I'm italian and I could say " that's no a pizza" but it's a nice nice nice idea!!!!! Easy and fast!!!

thank you so much....

Love love love love when you say "origano"!!!

Greetings from Italy!!!

[mike29571]

rofl great videos. Subbed.

[gangstergirl133]

hahahaha this is awesome

[elpilotoazul]

This is hilarious! I watched some of your other videos too. One of the major TV networks needs to sign you for your own show. People would tune in by the millions, and they would clean up, so to speak.

[remistevens]

Sounds good to me! We've got so many ideas for this show, we could easily fill a whole program, but with jobs and lives its tough.

[bloodhive]

i subbed, your low, low budget filthy kitchen production. 10 low budget stars

[fandetulunar]

excelente!

[sirnicholson]

i could taste it through the computer!my screen is a scratch and taste

[remistevens]

So wait, when you scratch it, you can taste it? Are you sure your computer wasn't a pizza and you scratched it with your mouth?

[manegait]

can't stand all the yelling, screaming and profanity from chef ramsey, but I watched this till the end.

Loved the universal remote, too. I know where I can make one just like it!! Thanks for the invite!

[remistevens]

Cool thanks for coming by! Chef Ramsey is a blowhard. If I ran his kitchen we'd just order takeout and everyone would get a gold star.

[LiangHuBBB]

5/5

[OneQuarkMore]

nice production. l liked the video a lot.

jane in nyc

[OPISKELLA111]

Thank you for add me and greetings from Poland :)

[odzadze123]

Wow ...nice video!!!

i like it

5/5

[aduziproductions]

remistevens,

You are an excellent chef. Since VW already commented on the pineapple thing, my question will be this, why, after taking a dump, did you use the contaminated paper towels after washing? (disgusting, ugh!)And by the way, did you ever get the cheese from under your nails? Please tell me you have eaten it by now, some cheese products will go bad under those type of adverse conditions.

Enjoyed the show,

Your Frienduzi,

Aduzi

[remistevens]

@aduziproductions Thanks!

ouch! Yes, you got me here for sure. Thing with the pinapple, well, i wasn't really breaking any of my own rules so i figure its ok. But you're absolutely right, i did not peel off the outer skin of that roll before drying my hands!

[videowilliams]

Yes sir, the moment that spoiled pineapple went back into the fridge, I realised this was a cooking programme I could relate to. Am looking forward to learning more low effort, zero cleanup, marginally satisfying recipes for the bachelor who really couldn't be bothered, and just subscribed.

[KingdomUploader]

remember when kramer made the salad while taking a shower? all the germaphob's were freaking:-)

[remistevens]

That episode was awesome!

[sweettina2]

Dude, this video AND the great comments are better than SNL or anything I have seen, well, nothing I can admit to anyway.

Bon appetite'

[sweettina2]

@remistevens HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

[remistevens]

oh cool thanks a lot, wasn't sure if anyone was actually looking for the tunes! I'll have another disk of the kitchen music up before the end of January.

[ibrumaire]

For some unknown reason, you sent me a friend request on 19 Sept. 09. I just noticed and stopped by to check you out. I watched this. I regret to inform you that on the basis of this video, I must decline your friend request. You seem likeable, kind, and amusing but my sensibilities are rather delicate. Your video left me equally moved to hilarity and nausea. You have skill and humor, but I ... I ... just can't take it. With best wishes, me.

[remistevens]

You'd be surprised. . . I've got some pretty respectable friends!

[ibrumaire]

I wouldn't doubt it. But... Gott im Himmel... that pizza looked like England's finest... and *shudder*... that fridge... You returned the pineapple to the fridge after providing the reason for it being unfit to eat... I managed a peek inside... Look, I live in Japan. I think a fridge that dirty is against some law. I think looking at it might be, too.

[sweettina2]

@ibrumaire HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Dude, that is funny as hell!

[sweettina2]

LMAO!!! Dude, lol, you must wait till you are really hungry before you start on these cooking tangents....yep, better head to the gargage and smoke to get that hungry!

Love it.

[remistevens]

Everything tastes good when you're "hungry"

[watchdog2007]

great ideas here!

thanks for adding me! :D

[wieprz]

Filthy Kitchen thats some good idea for program

[LoveMello22]

thanks for the add love <3 MellO

[hangingdj]

:-) gr8 vid!

[AngelaRoseNobbs]

haha love it!! classic!!

[techniqstechnishion]

Slowly work your way around the can you will be able to gain access to the contents inside..crank it up to about 350..i gotta take a shit,,,,a lot of classic lines in this..this was very funny..and the outcome cant be any worse than frozen pizza

[remistevens]

I swear they got a team of the world's top scientists working on ways to make frozen pizza cheaper and shittier.

[samfrazier5000]

do you know how to make okie donuts?

[remistevens]

Not sure what they are???

[samfrazier5000]

you cant be contacted unless you coment on a video, orignal

[SoaringEleven]

Hey really cool video!

5 ***** =]]

[LukeWhitaker]

this guy is awesome

[globalaffair]

I found myself wondering, "Should I have anything to do with this nutter?". Well, you see, I'm a nutter too, so why would anyone want anything to do with me? Answer: you're definitely a nutter! Welcome!

[silverlady1671]

thanks very good xxxxxxxxx

[titodelibero]

Piss-suck! 8P

[SingingKrysta]

For some reason I'm not feeling very hungry right now... lol :)

[horizont20001]

love it^^heheheh^^yeahh Pizza forever^^funny

5*****5

[yogertlvr]

Very McGuyver-ish approach to cooking, I love it.. and thanks for the friends invite . I subbed, and added you to my list... Great going

[DreamPiano]

Haaa I like pizza very much !!

5 star

Serena

[whatUneverknew]

That was fantastic. NO DISHES!!!

[remistevens]

That is my #1 concern in the kitchen! Its even more important than keeping poison out of the food!

[smcoats]

You rock dude. I love the I'll let this cook while i take a shit....lol The best.

[smcoats]

Food+Eat=Poo

Genius

[sabertooth1980]

He's like a bone gnawer.

[pili2255]

Very funny!!!

Gaby.

[FortuneGranted3000]

Hey I just made it man. Took less than 10 minutes overall. This is a recipe I'll be keeping. LOL thanks. Hey in fact next time I make it I'm going to post a video of me doing it and give you a shoutout. I used wheat bread and mozzarella cheese. B-)

[remistevens]

Wicked man, i'd love to see that. No one's ever done a vid response yet, so you'd be the first! . . . .Wheat bread can be a little dry, might i suggest a very cheap mozza. You'll find a budget brand oily cheese does a better job of moistening the somewhat dryer bread.

[coman4ero]

Sweet salt receipt !

Thank you !

Yammy Yamm - amm am !

Huh !

Let There Be Light !

Peace, Pizza, Love & Rainbows !

To you & all others !

Forever !

( : - )

[boricua6326]

love it '''jaaaaaaaaa

[1merlinthemerciless]

¥*****:)

[NotTooObvious]

haha

[barbettemroe]

Oh gosh, you are hilarious. You should open a 5 star restaurant called "Filthy Kitchen"

*****

Favourite

[remistevens]

ha thanks! We could market it in the way rich folks sometimes slum it up with hamburgers and hotdogs at fancy events because its cheeky/trendy. In reality though they'd just be eating cheese seated on my dirty laudry. . . . ."Oh honey what a great dining experience this is, so lifelike, so real. . .i can almost smell the cat poo!"

[KingdomUploader]

Laugh out loud funny; especially when you put the pineapple Back in the frig! your recipe for me is surprisingly practical and now has me keeping "ingredients" around my kitchen for a much longer time. God gives wisdom to the single men! peace

[remistevens]

cool. ..not everybody catches the pineapple thing. Its amazing how often i purposely keep old food in the fridge. Look at it this way, if i take out the old food and put it in the garbage its just going to rot and get stinky. . . .Unless of course i took out the garbage, but as if thats going to happen anytime soon!

[tazman20121221]

FUNNY

[Frankensnizzle]

LMAO!This is hilarious!

[mommarox2]

LOL, unique easy recipe for making pizza.

and that can opener was a priceless idea!!!!!!

enjoyed this very much

endless starz

[remistevens]

that can opener has saved me in so many pinches!

[hiro8002096]

great video! thanks, 5/5

[theshadowfan]

I'm sure that this tastes fine, but why bother cooking it? Eating the ingredients and mixing it into your mouth is so much easier.

[remistevens]

Oh man, you're brilliant! You're really grasping the concept of FOOD+EAT=POO.

The only thing simpler would be an IV.

[Sylverados]

Food videos always make me hungry...in this case for pizza!! Nicely done my friend.

[scumgod13]

gotta love that candle. it makes the meal all the more marginally satisfying! Ha, I would Munch on that Pizza in a second!

[OntarioScienceCentre]

cheese under your finger nails...most ot the bacteria on your hands is there too.

[remistevens]

Good point. . ..must be why it always makes the cheese taste saltier/ tangier!

The Science Centre eh? Very cool place, Body Worlds is pretty amazing! So, in the real world I'm an employee of your biggest competitor. I notice we stole the sleepover idea from you, very clever. . . .Bring in the kids, bring in the whole family. take care

[satothequeen]

5*****

So sweet! LOL!!!

[LauryWard]

Hello! Why don't you upload some fish wrestling examples?

[MissDothleen]

Thanks for sending me your friend invite and introducing me to your filthy kitchen. Funny, clumsy and quite appetizing. Nice hairstyle, easy recipes, great serving tray, and romantic supper with a piece of a candle in a bottle:) All the best for you Remi.

[remistevens]

Thanks! That vid was actually about 4 years ago.You may notice that there is increasingly less of that nice hairstyle in later videos.. . . .

[covenant0405]

Yeah!

[glamorgangirl]

lol great...5******** brilliant upload...@nn

[jesseRomine]

Disgrace to the regiment! Bravo Sir.

[fun2bmates]

You're Funtastic. Just don't want to eat that creation of specialness. I will say A+ for all other aspects. Too much Mate,over the top!

Great vid.

Cheers

[hexzerorouge]

Man, this shit i whack. This is how I work it in my kitchen as I am a poor student. Haha.

[remistevens]

Developed most of my "skills" back in university.

[cpuaggie]

I like how he puts the can of pineapple back in the fridge after he tasted it and realized it was bad instead of throwing it away then washes his hands AFTER putting the "pizza" together instead of before, LOL!

[burlacchini]

Filthy kitchen! oh noooo!!! happy new year and thanks for you frindship. Pretty cool your stuff.

[calpaw]

oh gaw-ross ! LOL

[boyoedge]

you are a man after my own heart. may i commend you on your perfectly male kitchen.

[remistevens]

cool man, but hey, filth is equal opportunity. Women are just as welcome to take from this anything they may find useful. . . .But yea, i think we're mostly helping bachelors!

[prunila]

it looks totally industrial ha ha ha, don't invite me thanks! :DDD

[jackierocksband]

thanks for the add! just love your pizza recipe lol

[SirhcEnit]

Brine?! Brine=salt water...

pineapple+salt+water=spew

[s0methingwitty]

LOL

[chescirechannel]

*****ciao

[0n3m1s1s0]

erm chef? if we get oregano round ere we think we been ripped off! :) so do you think this fine recipe would work with weed? :D 5*

[vickcr13]

WE are gonna be making PIZZA!!!!

[MMJxxxMORPHMEN]

= )))

[deepwatertree]

Bitchin' shirt...I doubt I would put that swill down my gullet, but rock on!

[W78516]

Thanks for the invite. I work sometimes in the Food Industry. They are way to picky so I like this. I would have died from some fatal illness by now if I worried so much as they do. Ha Ha. Ha.

[remistevens]

You know i firmly believe people need exposure to filth. When us westerners go abroad we can't handle the water, but local residents can. Why? Because we are so oversterilized here that our bodys simply crash when they come in contact with viruses, bugs, bacteria.. . .

[sweettina2]

@remistevens This is truer (is that a word?) than you know! I am a nurse, you do develop immunities by being exposed....in which case YOU my friend will live forever!

[NekroLust66]

you can cook for me anyday :)

[danyblues]

Good

[jamesbraley]

How often does the shit timer work out for you?

[remistevens]

Depends what you ate the night before.

[sk8erflipdude]

whats up with the shirt buddie!?

[kimshere2]

Now I know what to serve at my holiday party! Thank you Chef Filthy! lololol

[WorkOnWellness]

That looks gross. But my kids would love it.

[pigz88]

thats f*ckin disgustin bro! pahahaha awesome though! i love it

[kromm83]

Reminds me my student life ...

[remistevens]

I had the only dorm room with a couch in it, my bed was cleverly arranged 6 feet up the wall above the tv to make room for the sofa.

[kromm83]

So romantic !!!

[wittumy]

I bet your friends think that's delivery pizza don't they? Why'd you throw that ring of pineapple into the sink...just because it had a bite out of it? You should place some sort of guard to the top of that pineapple can....it could be dangerous if you're buzzed and hastily reach for food relief .....don't mean to sound like a parent. I made a close variation of this dish in the early 70's.....didn't have any oregano but had some cheap mexican.

[remistevens]

A sharp can in the fridge can be very sobering. . . . .

[Babieisis2]

Great vid!

[Fsbren13]

Nice!

You're Awesome!

[Tadek59]

The interesting recipe !

You're awesome!

5*****

[robesondesign]

You are really funny.

I love the fact that you put the ravaged pineapple can back into the fridge!

You and I are at extreme opposites since my videos are about excellence. However, I love to laugh and you made me do that.

I accepted your friend request. I'm assuming you have seen my work? either way, i like to stay grounded so I will sub too!

RR

[remistevens]

Ha! Yes its true! Saw some of your interior designs, very nice. We're going to get into some of that on the show and we were doing some research.

[TastingAshes]

Love the concept man :) you seem to be a natural at talking to the camera too!

5 *'s!

[teachemariusz]

ok so good

[HotForCooking]

3:22 You never know, that rejected pineapple may come in handy on a future recipe, especially if you are invited to a potluck party. LOL

[tps607]

a man after my own heart!

[monello198]

you are a very sad man

lol

mikee

;-}~

[K8tyMayBates]

Haha!! You are my alter-ego...I do all that stuff!

[TheSynthFreq]

LOL!

[909InlandEmpire909]

OMG

I cant believe I havnt thought of that before.....im guna go do that right now,.

just not with ketchup because I already got tomato sauce :P

[beckweth]

Smell the pineapple - don't taste it then shove it back in the fridge. You're absurdly funny.

[Grooveraider]

I'M FUCKIN DYING OVER HERE WATCHING THIS CLIP XD !!! I've done similar things as this guy. I swear when times are hard financially you'll come up with some weird ass food concoction like this "PIZZA". But I absolutely will not touch edible thing on the verge of spoiling - lol But overall this clip is a sorta a true story!

[CookingwithSean]

Nice work man! I love it!

[clark9413]

Hahaha. This concept is funny but so practical!

[regisfun]

ah man this is soo good ! :D

[187MYWARMYWAY187]

I GOT DRUNK WITH THIS GUY

[GoblinXXX]

Valuable tips. I hope you mention the importance of paper plates, disposable cups and plastic utensils in the future. (Those disposabel paper bowls are especially good for heating things in the microwave.)

[remistevens]

fully disposable everything is incredibly easy. I could eat just about anything out of a beer cup. Definitely some of this in the future!

[GoblinXXX]

When buying all the paper plates, etc., I would often think "If I put this much effort into doing the DISHES, I wouldn't have to get this". To which my testicles would reply "That's CRAZY TALK! Now, check out the knobs on that redhead!"

[sweettina2]

The best champagne I have ever had was out of a dixie cup....I ended up trading my shirt for a guitar that night, didnt know how to play one and it was cold!

[MetallicAus]

that looks delicious, thanks

but I wonder what does that washing machine is doing in the kitchen :)

[remistevens]

Hooks up onto the tap, only place we could fit it. Makes a nice countertop though. . . .

[GoblinXXX]

Nothing, I imagine!

[JobXplorersCom]

O...M...Gooooood!!! AHAHAHA, that was creatively offensive!

I'd say you need a girlfriend with cooking skills but judging by that living space, it ain't gonna be happenin'. :D

[transformersvoice]

You're awesome! 5 stars!

[scotianhopper1971]

Moosehead beer...nice choice...good crunch I assume?..."crunch" is a term refering to a good greasy dump.

[liquidkool440]

AWESOME!

[barumman]

You look very young for your age!

[CrazyTee33]

Very interesting to watch...but I think I'll pass on that recipe...LOL