DANCE PUPPY

[setliftw]

The griffon voice is just ridiculously funny!

[zippeter]

@MrTug14 He has a black Tobuscus shirt toby doesn't buy shirts from stores maybe blank shirts but not graphic shirts

[failgoofdad123]

griffen nose is big !!!!!

[Kabutopuppy]

His griffin voice makes me jizz

[GabrielleMeares]

LOOK ME IN THE EYES WHEN YOUR TALKING TO ME!!! pshhhh you wont crash:)

[Xphoney2345]

lolls



[MissWeasley14101]

You guys. Need to. Watch this with the Captions on using the Audio. It's HILARIOUS.

[Frummit]

3 (.)(.)(.) like 5th element??? THAT WAS TOTAL RECALL DUDE... dude, pffffff.

[mezzki1]

toby u should replace tosh on tosh.o

[MrMuargentina1]

so finally i saw griffin

[coneaemanuel]

49 youtubers suck and dont know when to dislike

[crazylade]

what sound DOES a spider make...

[rhbonomo]

he is rich

[reloco97]

ahhhwwwww griffin in so CUTE

[NightNinja7777]

0:02 HAHA

[RandomPhail]

ROFL I always thought Griffin was a big dog.

[oxoMKoxo]

So sad Toby doesn't like theatre kids :c </3 

[LivingRequiresMusic]

._. am i the only one who sings along with the do-do-do subscribe part? xD -fails-

[EllaRuby44]

@LivingRequiresMusic No your nottt c:

[Draconicqueen]

Toby........ normal?

[wearetherebbels]

Mommy told me not to drive and film

[MrHickupme]

look at his dog at 0:00 his tonge is long no homo

[RiPsureshot]

KIDS....DONT VLOG AND DRIVE

[TheAndalite111]

toby is forever damned to be a Comic Releif character XD Not that i have a problem with that :3

[huskerfreak1995]

You should do a video called - "A day in the life of Griffin" Like so he can see :)

[kyserin]

Three boobed lady is in Total Recall, Toby!

Bonus quote: If I'm not me, then who the hell am I?!

[MrDarknightDarknight]

a lie to protect is better than a lier from day one!!

[MrDarknightDarknight]

man still dont admit...ppl talk and epic sent dont know who sendin thow..more than 3..thats definate..and nasty similar directing a play sad.seriously.even they have a flimsy side...but as predicted proven ppl chat ..vlog good ..but wat they did..out of order,,

[nicolef13p]

toby... you know better! no vlogging while driving! thats a fail! thats a toby driving in a car with griffin while vlogging fail!

[Aznsouldah]

GRIFFIN...SO...CUTE...

[Fanboy327]

I know that play! We watched a movie adaptation of it in Latin.

[InuyashaCutey]

Toby, I fear you will get into an accident one day with your vlogging while driving. :(

[MustangBoyz150]

spider breakdancing, OWW

[madd800]

love break dancin' spiders!

[dcTalk4evr]

IT WAS A HUGE GIGANTOR SPIDER LIKE A MUTANT!!

[marcobarronMB]

3 boobies like the Fifth Element lady? do you mean like the Total Recall lady? send me a shirt for the correction!

[JulandLauren]

THIS WAS ON MY BIRTHDAY. AND YOU TWEETED ME.

[MultiAlicat]

YOU ARE A TOOL BAG



[xZaaap]

@MultiAlicat

shut.

the.

fuck.

up.

[TheSimoss77]

@MultiAlicat cool story bro, your a cunt.

[MultiAlicat]

@TheSimoss77 I'm also a girl, and 13.

[TheSimoss77]

@MultiAlicat oh sorry man, girl? haha

[TheSimoss77]

@MultiAlicat no really, sorry

[bbinbrla1]

I HATE RENT



[warnoodles]

hold down 0

[cammo270]

48 people have no life.

[DoeOfTheWood]

Oh, Toby, you're like me trying to be an adult and paying rent and stuff.

[shadowstrider43]

AAAWWWWWWWWWW!!! Griffsaur...<3

[ApacheDemon]

TOBY'S DRIVING WHILE RECORDING... THATS PRECARIOUS

[Awezomex11]

you and griffin should take a cross country trip from cali to new jersey in your car!

[g0xea]

What car do you got? haha 

[xXAlmostEvilXx]

i have a friends who's last name is Frauendienst.

was that your teachers name?

[gushnod]

r driving?!



[Crazycowsable]

frau is ms

[amzyangel92]

Don't drive and vlog!!!! p.s. I love your griffin voice -3X

[TheScreameroneday]

Drama kid for life <3 rock on toby

[goshootyaself5]

the griffin voice is awesome

[lagginlikeacripple]

I CAME

[TheBluetiges]

my german teacher name is frau

[Flufernutter0120]

BOOP, gah!

[tronrockssocks69]

I SMACK YOUR BOTTOM GIRL

[zackdalerocha]

I keep rewinding back to the Griffin voice. Epic

[danielletulett]

Was totally in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum back in high school too. Played one of the hooker ladies haha. Also, I sneezed. I never thought that would actually happen :)

[TwiztedClover]

I could watch toby do the griffin voice all day its so cute how he talks to to Griffin

[MrTug14]

Toby? What are you doing not wearing a Tobuscus shirt? That's precarious! Intro of CAPSNESS then lowercaseness then BoThNeSs! I really enjoyed your German Lazyvlog. Ooh look a plane! Is that QANTAS? SPONSOR! Bless your face! if you sneezed during this comment then bless you. i you want to win a t shirt you'll have to go somewhere else. Outro of CAPSNESS the lowercaseness then BoThNeSs! then boop! oops i missed the post button. BOOP! DANGIT! boop

[heylonny]

@MrTug14 ... He IS wearing a TOBUSCUS shirt.. :P

[HETALIAorGTFO]

@MrTug14 But he was wearing a TOBUSCUS shirt...

[DrDede1000]

@MrTug14 I actually sneezed.

[CabooseIsMatthew]

@MrTug14 he was wearing a tobuscus shirt

[Mikaykay009]

Toby, I have been to almost everyone of your videos and in the comments practically no one has said this, so I would be honored to be one of the firsts that say, YOUR SO FREAKING HAWT!!!!!!

~ Sincerely, a 15 year old girl who didn't feel like putting "-" In "15 year old" because she is that cool. <3

[DisturbedMooCow]

@Mikaykay009 actually a lot of people (girls) say that all the time o 3o

[alexisxavier92]

I like your haircut!!

[iluvzombieunicorns]

I HAVE SCREEMING SPIDERS IN MY GARDEN!!!!!!! lol

[MikeilaM]

Bless your face

[SirezX]

@TobyTurner

Do you realize how illegal this lazyvlog was? bahahaha

[666noft]

Le Frau is a mix of French and German, "Frau" is German for woman but "le" is the french version of "the" in plural... and "ehrlich" (air lick) mens hornest xD

[MrPantslad]

Wha- what are doing staring at... (insert large amout of blarg here)... hates it so much he'll bit his own paw!

[ChloeBowuey]

You should go through a Drive-Thru.. :D

[Kienn85]

love the Griffin voice.... 

[KayCakes2000]

Whyd you name your dog gryffsor? Its so cute!!

[lime5142]

Audience?? What You Doing Staring At (Random Sound That No One Understands)

[ggennav]

I am so afraid of spiders, one time there was a spider in my shower so I took the shower head and tried to spray it, and I got the entire bathroom wet and the spider was still alive. So I guess that little butt muncher was break dancing out of my way or something, the little poop...

[Derka33]

I love his griffsor voice, it makes me feel less insane that I talk to my dogs the same way.

[AnimeWhiteRose]

thumbs up if you licked the air(:

[musicluva131]

Wouldnt it have been hilarious if that giant spider in one of the harry potter movies said imma kill you and then muscic came on and they all started dancing and harry and his freinds got away but in the last movie after coldemort(OMG I SAID HIS NAME!) was killed they came bck and ate everyone?Love you toby...and i think u said spider comment for a tshirt idk :P

[musicluva131]

PUPPY <3 lolz

[SuckMyKintama]

I just watch this for the outro.

[MisterFro9]

how do you even know sarah?

[L191197]

If you want to learn German Toby I am German

[CMDRKillsalot]

Shatnerday?

[fastitslol]

I slap my animals butts too. *Not alone!*

[VicuSan]

LOL!!! Keep it going crack! Tobuscus FTW!!

[zackdalerocha]

First 8 seconds- legendary

[HeyItsMeliMel]

3 boobs is from "Total Recall!" ((if this same comment posted 6 times, I apologize. YouTube wasn't working!

[cookimonstah258]

thumbs up for break dancing spider's!! :)

[EmbryzImprint]

fifth element is an AWESOME movie!!!

[TheKylerCain]

I just Heard about A New Lav "No Vloging While Driveing" Stuipid Oboma.

[DuckAutocorrect]

@TheKylerCain I think you need to go back to school, you seriously cant spell.

[TheKylerCain]

@DuckAutocorrect Yes you Are right

[Lashb1ade]

@fuckgod666forlife Selling T-Shirts

[TheAdorablyAdorkable]

THAT WAS THE BEST INTRO EVER...

[manodrac1]

Everybody pause at 5:17 Toby looks funny

[lambofreak98]

@manodrac1 dude, he always looks funny

[TheEliteBrew]

@manodrac1 I couldn't stop laughing when I checked! :)

[LookatthatSH1T]

Wait, so there was a spider so big he had to call some people to get it out?. Or was that a joke?

[MrTubeandWatch]

@luhdorff Yeah, who wants that?

[dizzizzi12]

i actually sneezed!!!! finally! bless me!

[aSpaceDinosaur]

what breed is your dog?

[zackdalerocha]

I want that dog. Just think- a dog that puts down the covers of convertibles.

[Anzie121]

Rent is my favorite musical in the whole world, Toby. How dare you. =P

[crazyconnorgames]

is your dog a boy or girl

[RamiMost]

Why is he driving while doing this?

[AnomalyBabyy]

Maann i love your doggiee voice heheh :')

[zenteketsu]

ehrlich = Honestly

Wirklich = Really

[EhtaZUGGE]

Translation griffin human please? I love the voice !

[DRWvt15]

First video I watched when I came home from vacation....Im also glad to say that I saw people playing Washers on the beach and thank you, Toby, for teaching me that.

[rockotacotaker]

ha i herd the turn signal =P

[pigstynumeral]

Isnt he?



[pigstynumeral]

FALCOOOOOOR!

[dude908200]

Ahhh crap i sneezed after the video!!!! Darn you body!!!!!!

[tbus181]

Have you heard of Ernie the breakdancing spider ?

[Desyncronized]

Griffon show him your ding ding to prove your a dude xD

[XyourXnextXbabyXbooX]

I LOVE TEH GRIFFIN VOICE

[Bloodiraine]

We called our German teacher Frau also xD

[ZeRoDeGrEeSFOxX]

griffin :)

[Purplerific]

i have been trying to master the griffin voice for SO LONG!! what is the secret to you puppy-talkin'-ness?

[piggyjump43110]

JAMBA JUICE WINNN

[lilveliciousG]

Lool imagine tobys landlord watching this video......

[kappyxisxscene]

I wonder if people think he's filming himself or if he's using Facetime. hahahah

[oohellamandagail]

Thumbs up if you LOVE the Voice you do for Griffen,

[ccarrollTSA]

Thats were the air comes from. THERE WAS A HUGE SPIDER IN MY HOUSE! lawlz

[canucktunes]

Thumbs up for Griffin.

[UnLuckyBastards]

i have my own version of Griffin his name is notorious he bites my ankles and i try not to kick him.

[superzombiepower]

i hope you're not hating on theatre kids, toby... *side-eye*

[1MemiMikon1]

Toby... You should make a vlog completely in the Griffin voice...

[GOGOFLYINSHEEP]

I loved this vlog,you just vented,told stories <3 really injoyed it

[jd2743]

thats not what rofl means ............nube

[Lahrah21]

@jd2743 That's not how you spell n00b... you n00b. :P (and I mean that in the nicest way possible)

[cillecc]

loooove that voiiice :D --- Sent From Tobuscus's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[eddieamans1]

I just rofl-ed in my pants

[kaleegrl112]

"What sound does a spider make? chhcckk" Cutee :3

[MrGarrett638]

i smack yo bottom girl six times

[headphonesalwayson]

i smack yo bottom six times girl.

[Tim3520]

cute :) --- Sent From Tobuscus's AppRats (Facebook App)!

[SuperTrouble2010]

I WILL sneeze during one of you video's someday!! :/

[xxSneakyxSockxX]

@SuperTrouble2010 We should round up the rest of the audience, tell them to get a feather, and all sneeze on the same date!

[icyswordofawesome]

@SuperTrouble2010 I sneezed just before he said "bless you" one time and a rainbow shot forth from my monitor and I knew that Toby was watching.

[TinyLittleLouise]

@SuperTrouble2010 i finally Sneezed in the last one i watched! :D! its taking me two years!

[SirezX]

@SuperTrouble2010

I sneezed like 5 seconds before Toby decided to bless my face on the first video I ever watched of this hilarious mofo...I was like 0.o xD...I then proceeded to click on the subscribe button..yay!

[amadaris78]

@wezzy1983 implying that vlogging means you dont have your eyes on the road.....

[randumstuff1]

TWANSITION

[28cows]

can someone explain why he says "if you sneezed during this video, bless you" im guessing he sneezed during a video and said it, but thats just a guess

[ownificationify]

you are a tool bag

[kikboz123]

what kinda car you got?

[ohhmychem]

@kikboz123 It's a BMW.. and that's all I know! xD

[metaknight4725]

im a theatre kid and i hate theatre kids.

[PuffOReilly]

FrauDummkopf

[delta2ish]

i wants t shirt

[delta2ish]

@delta2ish DONT USE MY ACCOUNT WHEN I GET BACK FROM SPAIN I WILL KILL YOU!

[jackuhlynn]

YAY. i'm performing in forum in a couple weeks! :D

[meepsama5]

i sneezed nefore i clicked this video. GOD DANGIT

[jezzabel23]

yea you should have stepped on the spider

[AverageWizard100]

I'm a theatre kid and I am severely offended by your hostility... I think I should get a shirt to make up for my emotional disstress ;)

[MuffinsWeasley]

I love Forum... That's a wonderful movie/play...

[CarolDeppxXx]

Lol love your dog!

[hewtoi]

Ehrlichkeit means honesty so i think he got it close enough XD

[LordCutlerBeckett]

Hey hey...I'm a Theatre kid, you better watch yourself. Lol

My German teacher in High School was Frau Krekel. She was the best German teacher ever. She recently died of cancer, which very sad because she was the best teacher a person could ask for.

[BoxNinjaProductions]

i wonder how often he has to clean the lens of the iphone since he touches it every lazy vlog.

[Gate0r]

Nice spider rant

[o0OreidanO0o]

Breakdancing spiders? ...kinda reminds me of HP <_<